Why did Kojima have Meryl get with the virgin Johnny instead of the chad Solid Snake...

Why did Kojima have Meryl get with the virgin Johnny instead of the chad Solid Snake? Why would the best female soldier since The Boss marry the laughing stock of the series instead of the best male soldier since Big Boss?

Attached: MerylPP.png (500x415, 248K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=jIYBod0ge3Y
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/7481958
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Snake belonged with Otacon.

Attached: a2fe0838e5b389824019cbe428e14730--metal-gear-snakes.jpg (236x301, 15K)

because snake was an old man, about to die within a few years and couldn't have children.

Because she loves him.

Every game after MGS 1 is Kojima turning on his creation, and by extension, Solid Snake. He moved on to dry humping Big Boss, and the overarching story suffered for it. I like to pretend MGS 2 and 4 never fucking happened. Still mad about MGS 4 in particular to this day.

faggot

Attached: 1556325679393.png (2325x984, 1.86M)

Kojima is gay

Seething trumplette

Attached: dgy4rfzeptgx.jpg (564x686, 48K)

bad writing

Then she could have made his last years the best of his life.

>trumplette
???
he didn't mention trump