What does Mario see in that generic blonde womanlet bimbo Peach?
Isn't Pauline literally better in E V E R Y little aspect?
What does Mario see in that generic blonde womanlet bimbo Peach?
Kayden Cook
Nathan Foster
Yes, so she's out of his league.
Angel Williams
Pauline got dicked by DK.
Jeremiah Robinson
Peach is a princess. Princesses are automatically best girl. Don't ask, that's just how it works.
Levi Fisher
god, that's hot
Leo Lopez
She canonically didn't because DK only rapes other sexy monkeys. Nigga used her solely to do the housework since he needed time to impregnate his hoard of ape bitches.
Dominic Wood
>What does Mario see in that generic blonde womanlet bimbo Peach?
Angel Powell
>revtillian
good taste
Lincoln Taylor
Access to all kinds of royal pussy. Mario is Peach's knight, so he attends any royal gatherings with her where he meets and fucks all the other princess in attendance. except for Daisy because she gets fucked by Luigi
David Gonzalez
he fucks all of them
Ayden Ortiz
Yeah but
Loyal NYC Mayor Wife >>> Dime-a-dozen STD Princess Harem
Ryan Myers
Yes, Mario has shit taste confirmed
Charles Johnson
>Donkey Kong abducts Pauline
>so Mario abducts Candy Kong
Kayden Sanders
Anyone got a sauce for this?
Luke Walker
see
Jose Lewis
>Candy Kong abducts Mario
Jace Smith
>Tfw ywn be Pauline
Daniel Ross
Says you, that's what crossplay is for.
Gavin Thomas
SEETHING
Easton Garcia
blondes > brunettes
princesses > commoners
Ayden Walker
I don't like black women
Connor Evans
I prefer blondes over brunettes as well but both are good
Daniel Parker
Pauline is a strong, respectable woman whom you can always love and cherish ans support each other every day. She's modest enough to really make your heart cum in the bedroom.
Peach is literally a glorified fleshlight with legs. Have fun trying to have a supportive, meaningful conversation when all she's good for is draining your cock for the fifth time with her irreparable, gaping asshole. Don't even get me started on the permanent musk and semen stenched hair that not even a chemical shower can redeem.
Noah Lee
Paulines underrated I did a cosplay of her recently
Connor Ramirez
Pauline is too much of a bombshell to be a standard Mario character. Too hot to the point of intimidation.
Austin Reed
Mario is addicted to trouble, that's why he's always seeking the favour of Peach. Pauline can manage herself which makes Mario feel obsolete.
Noah Stewart
>Pauline getting Kong'd the first time game Mario a taste for rescue fetish
>But Pauline starting watching out for herself and Mario knew she wouldn't get nabbed again
>So he left her for a perpetual damsel in distress
Makes too much sense.
Leo Reed
I'm fairly sure Mario is an eunuch and a basedboy who doesn't really care about girls
Jacob Morris
much better outcome
John Sanchez
>Peach is literally a glorified fleshlight with legs. Have fun trying to have a supportive, meaningful conversation when all she's good for is draining your cock for the fifth time with her irreparable, gaping asshole. Don't even get me started on the permanent musk and semen stenched hair that not even a chemical shower can redeem.
Nice
Jace Miller
Mario has someone much better in his life now