Confess

I wasted 200 hours on No Man's Sky.

Spent a combined 120$ (game + VR passport + save wizard) on DOAX3 just for softcore porn. Fapped to it maybe 6 times and uninstalled.

Sometimes I play a game based on the female character to enjoy her porn more

I was excited for FFXIII because of the potential hentai of lightning.

But too bad it wasnt good and because not popular, artists dont draw lewds...

I pre-ordered Just Cause 4 and still feel like a retard.
I play the Yakuza games on Easy because I hate having to heal after every fight.

MGS5 is a good game.

I couldn't beat Monkey Island 1 and 2 without hints.

I feel you, buddy. The fucking ''Monkey-key'' blew my mind the first time I found it.

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I'm a frogposter.

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>the Last of us, Half Life 2 and Ocarina of Time are my favorite games
>I love Detroit Become Human and genuinely believe it does the branching narrative thing better than anything Telltale ever made
>I watch Game Grumps regularly and think the show got better when Dan came on. I also love Super Mega and got a VIP ticket for a live show
>I use walkthroughs and quick saves whenever possible and almost always play on the easiest difficulty
>I fucking hate fighting games but I've pirated several of them because I love femdom. I go into training mode and record Ivy Valentine or Anna Williams beating the shit out of a male opponent
>I made it into Master rank every season I played Overwatch only as Mercy. Anything else, even tanks and Junkrat, I sucked hard
>I played TF2 with LMAOBox for years and transferred all the items I got on that account to my main
>I cheat all the time in multiplayer games.
>I never seed
>I have over 12k wallpapers
>I refuse to play any game that's notoriously difficult/obtuse, like Ninja Gaiden or Dark Souls. I also refuse to play Metroidvanias because I hate getting lost
>I write shipping fanfiction
>I'm totally okay with an increased emphasis on cinematic games
>in the RE2make, I got stuck on the King/Queen room in the sewer for at least 15 minutes. I reloaded and lost 30 minutes of progress because I thought I fucked it up beyond repair. I also looked up a guide for the RGB solution without even giving it a shot. I also played on Assisted.

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Have sex.

I think dragon age origins is a shit game

I'm unironically starting to enjoy the writing of this shitty porn game made in unity I started two days ago

I'm a delusional trapfag father..

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I click some of my spells in MMOs

I play a gacha game and I wasted some money on it

Best Yea Forums character is wojak

Same desu. I have bought it twice trying to like it but all I can see is an ugly, boring, generic mess.

Really don't understand the love.

So what does it look like down there?

I play games on the easiest difficulty

Despite having played through MGS1-4/PW and all the main Splinter Cell games without issue, I usually play MGSV with reflex mode on.

I too sinned brother I also pre ordered just cause 4. Was I wrong to think it'd be hard to fuck up a just cause game? Maybe
How was avalanche able to make a just cause game unfun and soulless? No idea

First game I had re sold on ebay in a while

Nuts & Bolts > Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie

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I'd rather complete my backlog first before finding a job.

based

it's a bloody mess of flesh, hair and other fleshy stuff. There's a hole in the middle, on which I attach a tube to piss.
You really don't want to look at it.

The only games i get truly hyped for now are porn games

lightning has tons of porn. one of the most featured FF characters on pornhub

You might be my least favourite poster on the site right now. Can you please put a trip on so I can filter you and know that I'll never see a post from someone with such abysmally shit taste.

I'd swap the god of war shit with ninja gaiden, god hand, and anarchy reigns at least. Definitely move w101 up a bit. Other than that I agree with DMC3 being the best and Nier being shit.

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I couldn't do the predator mission on Wildlands so i got 2 friends to reinstall the game just so i could do it. Still took us a while to complete it as well.

I used cheats in Godhand for the Azel and last boss fight because I was tired of their bullshit, in fact I hate boss fights, started loving the game but the further i went I started hating some parts of it, like enemies becoming damage sponges.

i bought a ryzen 1800x for my gaming pc

I built a $1000+ PC and all I play is old shit and emulated stuff you could play on a toaster. PC gaming is a meme.

I have done nothing but play age of empires 2 for 3 years

You could've just stopped at I bought wildlands

99% of the time I don't bother changing whatever the default voice language is in a Japanese game. Honestly in my experience the vast majority of both English and Japanese videogame voice acting is just slightly above serviceable.
The only games in recent memory that I went out of my way to play in Japanese were FE Fates because the dub was actually legitimately terrible (tho the writing was complete trash either way and it's not like the JP voice acting was amazing either) and soon Judgment because anime voices coming out of realistic Japanese people just feels off, like watching a kung-fu dub (and also Yakuza, where the whole appeal is getting to pretend to be a cool Japanese dude in Japan so...). Probably would have done so with Sekiro too if the default wasn't already Jap for that Kurosawakino feel and because the dub, while not bad, lacks that Souls quality that the Japanese has.
Always amusing tho when some f/a/g starts crying and trying to argue that I'm illiterate or something if I ever praise a dub considering 2/3 of the shows I watch don't even have one to begin with.

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Look mister its an alright game i can just chill on but the special missions or AI teammates can suck a dick.

same

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