Planetscape: Tournament

>Planetscape: Tournament
>you don't escape from planet
>there's no tournament

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>baldur's gate
>the gate isn't balding

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>there's no tournament
It's only called that because it's an Unreal Tournament spin-off.

I actually thought this game was called Planetscape for like 10 years before playing it

>icewind Dale
Wheres dale?

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>updating my notebook
>updating my notebook
>updating my notebook
>updating my notebook

>spiral the dragqueen

I thought it was called Planescape Torment this whole time. Did I get Mandela'd?

no, you're just retarded.

>Resident Evil
>zombies are not evil they are dead

>smt nocturne
>it’s during the day

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Planescape*

If your belief is strong enough, it can change the nature of the world.

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>Dark souls
>Souls are white

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>half life 2
>you never see the second half

>Final Fantasy
>They just keep coming and coming
Should have been named Endless Fantasy

It's not called Planetscape you retard
Planescape is a D&D setting

>Banjo Kazooie
>game has nothing to do with music

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>Half life
You start with full health

>President Evil
>you fight the zombified people
>they not even realized they're the enemies

>it's all a machination of the company's CEO

Nice subtle subversion, Cupcom.

what about collectable musical notes?

It isn't called Tournament either you idiot, it's a joke

You start without the armor which is the other half of your life.

>Quake
>There's no quake

>RunEscape
>You neither run or escape from anything

>mountain blade
>can't climb mountains

>bayonetta
>she never uses bayonets

how THE FUCK did miyazaki get away with this

Humanity is black

>Bloodborn
>Blood isn't born, it's spilled

Uh, it clearly says SOULS
and in game, usable souls are WHITE

>Yea Forums - Video Games
>there isn't any

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>Dungeon Keeper
>You don't get to keep the dungeon after the level is finished.

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You missed the sidequest where you fight teams from the eight planes in a tournament.

>Borderlands 3
>there are no borders
>its the 4th game

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wow what the fuck does your dad work at souls software or something

>Unreal Tournament
>it is very much real

good job Epic

>Metro 3
>Doesn't take place in a Metro.

And the game fuckin' suffers because of it, let me tell you.

I thought it was this too what the fuck