Xbox

>Xbox
>Xbox 360
>Xbox One
>Xbox ???
Lmao
They Wii U'd themselves

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Yeah
Just look at the fucking
>Xbox One SAD
>SAD ffs

Xbox Two, despite being the 4th console.

>No Xbox 720

>The brand just becomes Xbox
Like Microsoft wanted from the beginning.

>XBONG with realistic toking action.

I bought an Xbox one x and traded t for a switch 3 weeks later

XXX Box XXX

now with free pornhub subscription. please buy our dead console

Xbox DONE

By the time the X came out it had long since been overwhelmingly apparent that there was zero reason to ever invest in an Xbone

>Windows X
>also we're gonna sell some prebuilt PCs meant to use as consoles that will have all the problems of a prebuilt PC with preinstalled shit

cripes

Xbox Zero

Just watch, Microsoft is that stupid.

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There won't be another console.

"Xbox" will just be a brand for their online multiplayer and game store service, on whatever system it is.

they've already confirmed another console you dummy.

Before or after they gave up and started working with Nintendo, once one of their biggest competitors?

>360 because 3 is more than 2 for consumers deciding for either a playstation 3 or xbox 2.
>one because the men in suit thought everyone would call it "the one" since you would use it for everything.

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Literally last E3. It'll probably be some all digital garbage but it's still a new Xbox

>>one because the men in suit thought everyone would call it "the one" since you would use it for everything.
youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
lmao

>What if I don't have Internet?
>Get a 360, loser.

It's just gonna be called Xbox, and be specified as Xbox (2020 model)

Xbox SiX with a uppercase X to show the world that is the powered up version like one X, and six to not lose to Sony's 5.

Hire me MS.

it was xbox on the beggining retard

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your forgot
>xbox one x

Zbox

The next Xbox will just be called Xbox, mark my words

Xbox one was the reboot of the series

They'll probably just call it Xbox again.

doesn't count faggot it's the same as 360 S, 360 E

>xbox
>xbox 2
>wait we can't do that because playstation 3 is coming out and 3>2
>alright. xbox 3...60?
>nice

BoxX

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Xx_box_xX

Xbox should really just stick to keeping their development names

Xbox Scarlet and Scorpio sounded great. Natal was also a unique and interesting name before they went full retarded and called it “Kinect”

Yboy
Y-tho-box
XboxodX
X
XD
Crossbox
XbX

Xbox Infinite
Halo Infinite
Forza Infinity
Infinite Gears

It's gonna be some gay ass shit like Xbox INFINITE or whatever

Xbox Home Basic
Xbox Home Premium
Xbox Professional or Business
Xbox Ultimate
Xbox 365

Xbox Scarlet is honestly a badass name and they should use it

Under8d

This. It’s going to be called Xbox X (2020 model)

How about Sexbox 69?

>Xbox X (2020 model) Redistributable
>Redistributable
>butable
>butt
>mfw

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The xBOx, for straight-edge gamers.

Same as Scorpio but they won't because it isn't "u·biq·ui·tous" like 360 or One or X

XBOX 64
Its a bigger number than the 5 in PS5

If they decide to officially name it Scarlet, it would only make sense if they abandoned their trademark green color scheme for red for branding. But, Nintendo is already red, so...

It'll be the Xbox Xbox

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That won't fly in America, unless is the Gaybox.

Just "Box".

XboxNC (non censored)

boxxy

Xbox 364

>Xbox brand name
>360 callback
>364 days in 1(One) year
>4th console

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Xbox SHITTY

It's probably going to be another number of various magnitudes, given the "360" and the "One". It needs to be short and marketing sweet that PR hopes the goyim will adopt to make the console seem EPIC. For example, they expected us to call it "The One" since we called it "The 360". It also can't be a logical progression of any previous names and should ideally be seemingly completely random. For example, the 360 wasn't followed up with 720. One will probably not be followed up with Two.
>Xbox 16
"The 16" threads of the 8c/16t Ryzen CPU because HOLY SHIT THOSE CORES M8. Also fits the target age demographic.
>Xbox 12
12GB of unified RAM. More memory (brains) = smart console.
>Xbox 49
Lucky number 7 except it's 7 squared, so it's mega lucky.
>Xbox Hundred
Reflecting its "large" release library.
>Xbox 2048
Is a power of 2 (for the tech and math nerds) and sounds like a year in the future, both of which shows that Xbox is the FUTURE.
>Xbox Infinity
Obvious reasons. If they push the console out in 2021, it would also celebrate the original Xbox's 20th anniversary, and the infinity would be a promise for more Xbox in the future.

>always and forever

You have no idea how much I want this

Is that his hit box

XBOX V

Save this post. 12/05/2019

>it comes out on a leap year

Yes let's launch a new generation console but tell everyone that it's just a continuation of the Xbox One tragedy

Sort of like how all the parents thought Wii U was an add-on for Wii

Xbox 10 of course

xbox vista

Xbox 361

 

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Microsoft Xbox, it'll be a prebuilt PC with a user experience designed around controller use, all games for it will be on the Windows Store and not exclusive to the Xbox.

Xbox Infinite.
Nextbox.
Xbox 2.

All of these names are viable, simply because the latter two would be incredibly amusing.

ITS NOT A BOX,ITS AN X-RECTANGULAR PRISIM
ANYWAYS CALL IT THE X-PRISIM
THAT SOUNDS BAD ASS AND MATHEMATICALLY SOUND

>prisim

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Xbox: First Blood Part 4

XxxTension

Or xbox 20 for the 20th anniversary also works

Xbox 4 Return of Michael Myers

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Fuck,im stupid.X-Prism still sounds badass

I just want a box to put my Hotmail account in and download some fucking games. It could be called Xbox Gay for all I care, I already invested too much money on this brand to move onto another one.

The Xbox
releases 2020
The Xbox 20th anniversary edition with the hyperkin duke controller and with the console having og xbox look
releases in 2021

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>Natal is the codename for Kinect
>literally calling wagglan shit for babies
Surprisingly based.

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xbox ii
pronounced xbox aye aye

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Xbox Rape. Because they literally raped my wallet

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>364 days in a year
Mutt education

Based

Xbox 420 bringing back the dudeweedbros home

Xbox
Xbox 360
Xbox One
XBOX (2020)

Xbox 2 x

XCUBE

Just Xbox

who the fuck cares,xbox one has the best controller of all time

Name it like a Honda motorcycle
XboX720XX

More like ninja gaiden box lmao

man, I love collar dudy

bad d-pad

who cares about the d-pad