>Vergil chose going commando over buying underwear or stealing the guy's
Is this more gay or less gay? imagine the smell
DMC
Tyler Cox
Henry Rivera
>Dante unconscious for one month covered in blood
>He'd have to go to the bathroom
>Pissing and shitting himself for one month while covered in blood
Imagine the smell
Zachary Miller
He clearly had no money back then to buy anything or he wouldn't walk around with his dick in full view. Going commando is less gay than wearing a guy's dirty underwear.
Jace Morris
But then he proceeded to rob more people to pay Dante. Surely he had some leftover to get some pantsu. Maybe he likes the feeling of rubber dick.
Benjamin Adams
god damn DMC threads took a turn for the worse
hit me up when they release DLC or SE so these threads can be decent again
Wyatt Hughes
>>He'd have to go to the bathroom
Since he was lying there a month without food or water, it's not really clear if he needs to.
What likely grew rank though is the miniature atmosphere that must have developed in his boots after not removing them for weeks.
Nathaniel Green
Maybe he always liked the freedom.
Jordan Stewart
>dlc
user...
Michael Taylor
Removing his boots would probably take out half the Hell, and then stories would develop around the event, becoming a part of legend.
Chase Murphy
Can't nut if your dick has no sensitivity either. Which means no more ungas running around
Samuel Barnes
>implying it won't be announced at e3
Juan Long
>not putting foot deodorant/antiperspirant on every day
...Really, guys?
Joseph Adams
1 day wont help a month
Brandon Gray
Maybe, but the ones worth your money can be effective for up to 3 days, which is still 3 days worth of gross bacteria poop. And if he's not moving around much while asleep, and the temperature stayed cool, then surely he wouldn't smell too bad?
Noah Gray
Guys, i'm frustrated. How do I block Vergil's attacks?
Gabriel Phillips
You dodge.
Blake King
use royalguard
Grayson Taylor
>3 threads
something coming?
Aaron Parker
Redditards don't know how to use a catalogue.
Jacob Sanders
It makes battle very long. And also his clones like to fuck up everything.
Jason Martin
>people think Vergil should've put some dudes dirty underwear on and that it would've been less gay than going commando.
Michael Lee
>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim
Aaron Sanders
Why is the camera in DMCV so shit?
Adam Myers
>all the VAs will be at E3
>it's probably some Capcom VS crossover game and not DLC
Andrew Brown
Not a lot of people I hope.
Matthew Miller
Your body produces waste even if you don't eat.
I'm pic RN
I wish the reason for Vergil coming back was different because the "arc" of wanting/needing power was over in DMC3: In 3's ending we already see the brothers with opposing views culminating in an inevitable fight. Dante wins and Vergil is forced to realize that absolute power alone won't really make you the strongest, accepting defeat. Not only 5 retraces some of the plot points already done, but it does it in a poor way where it ends up retconning what little arc DMC3 Vergil had.
Daniel Jackson
>dirty
What if he just showered though?
Joshua Gonzalez
There's a way to mingle around with the camera distance or something to make it less shit?
Leo Turner
>implying that Crapcom wouldnt support DMC or RE2 with future content
Capcom knows that these games are good, they would have to be utterly braindead retarded to not make more content for them
heres evidence
eurogamer.net
David Morgan
Yeah I set it to max distance and turned off the auto-focus and auto-center options, but it still feels like it does whatever the fuck it wants most of the time and never gives a clear view of the action. I just got to Cavalier Angelo and any time I had to fight him next to a wall the camera would spaz out.
Liam Nelson
What if none of them wear underwear? What evidence do we have that they do?
Justin Cox
>new MVC
would unironically be okay with delayed DMC content if that meant we were getting a good Marvel Vs Capcom
Christopher Anderson
As soon as they touch his balls they're dirty. He's been walking around and sweating in them. He even had just beaten up a dude. There's no way there's no ball sweat.
Juan Myers
We should donate underwear to them for...scientific purposes.
Landon Sanchez
I don't know if they'd do another MVC. I heard Disney caused a lot of the development hell with the last game. Maybe they'd try another crossover. Or just a plain Capcom fighter would be cool.
Angel Myers
Look at how the fag dressed,Vergil doesn't want more aids.
Landon Morris
Do you not wash your balls in the shower and put on ball deodorant?
Jackson Lee
>capcom wants to promote dmc more
no better way than for playable vergil
Jeremiah Rodriguez
I'm saying that guy had just worked up a sweat beating up that homeless dude. Plus there's no way to verify he even showered. Why take that chance?
Jose Diaz
>t-this barely counts as clothes
>[heavy breathing]
vergil u slut
Brayden Allen
But Vergil did realized it. Granted, it's not really obvious but, you see a change in him. With his time as V, he understood his wrong doings. But still, once V and Urizen merged back together, it would have been completely out of character for Vergil to change entirely. I felt like the fight between Vergil and Dante didn't have the same aim as before. It's true that, from the eyes of someone outside their conflict(Nero) it would seem stupid (which it is to some extent), but somehow if you try to reason considering what we know of Dante and Vergil's personality, well there are a few answers as to why they would have fight again. It's a circle for them, which was bound to always happen until one or the other die. Nero intevened to break it, and this act permitted to have the end we got. Without Vergil being out of character, or even Dante for this instance.
You are saying that "Vergil is forced to realize that absolute power alone won't really make you strong" in 3, right ? that's not what happened though. He still seek power after that, by going straight for Mundus. And I think something is said about Vergil not bending to Mundus afterwards even after the tortures he endured but did accept to being a slave in exchange of power in the novel Before the Nighmare. I maybe wrong about my last statement though, but I think that's what was said in it. So Vergil, only understood this, once he splitted in two.
Grayson Carter
would've preferred he bought some underwear desu senpai
freeballing is nasty
Liam Hernandez
>A game that finally admits that all the Capcom games are in one universe but take place at different times
>all the protagonists of the last few games get taken by a baddie that wants to destroy the universe and they have to team up together
>you get your own OC creation to help them Jump Force style, but actually good
>You can recruit various Capcom characters to your team
Why do you have to make my headcanon run into ideas that will never happen.
Henry Brooks
I think we can assume he and Nero were able to get access to a bath and some deodorant at some point. No way Vergil would walk around with smelly pits or swamp ass. Dante on the other hand...
Juan Jackson
If Vergil is recruit-able then I'm down. I'll give them all my money.
Isaac Wood
Drawfags?
John Reed
less gay thread over here
Connor Butler
What is happening that's gay?
Ethan Ward
>only Nero, Niko, and V were able to get access to proper hygiene in that month
>Lady and Trish spent it marinating in the sacks of demons and their own body sweat
>Dante spent it creating a bacteria shit-based atmosphere in his boots
David Baker
>op samefagging his thread
pathetic
Ayden Myers
I feel like Vergil wouldn't go without a shower by choice. He'd take a whore's bath if he had to.
Levi King
>capcom wants to promote dmc more
V's outfit as armor set for the new summoner class in Dragon's Dogma 2 is all you're gonna get. DMC5 SE six years from now.
Matthew Ortiz
you don't know what that fucking word means bitch.
It's just me talking with other anons.
Andrew Harris
fuck off nigger
dante showers as often as your average Yea Forumsermin
Christian Torres
Would've preferred he didn't wear sandals like a gigantic faggot.
James Lopez
>dante showers as often as your average Yea Forumsermin
So almost never?
Brayden Evans
Robert Ross
I'm hoping if we do get dlc, along with new weapons and movesets we also get Vergil's monologue just because we only got one line when he was on top of the tree and it'd be interesting to see how his persepective changed now that he's not power hungry anymore.
William Thomas
Reminder to shower at least every other day, change your underwear every day, put on deodorant with antiperspirant every day, use baby wipes/bidets over toilet paper, and brush your teeth at least once a day.
Why didn't DMC5 have proper multiplayer? It would've been so fun to play with you guys.
John Martinez
>not liking his sandals
It's a refreshing and decidedly less smelly alternative to the stompy boots option, which all 3 other male characters already have on. Makes him look like gothic jesus.
>mfw reading this thread
James Howard
>only 4 ips in that thread
>not samefagging so his thread won't archive
retard
Hudson Brown
DMC6 will be the MGSV of DMC. Focus on running the business and going on various demon hunts, playable with the whole DMC crew. Co-op is a given.
Kayden Bell
>Vergil going commando under the crocodile pants
Carson Edwards
new DD won't be coming before 2020 though.
Nathaniel Baker
Same. That's also part of why I hope he'll get is own campaign. I want more of Vergil overall.
Anthony Jenkins
you're the fucking retard, retard.
HAHAHA you don't know what a conversation is.
Brandon Wilson
Yeah I bet those sandals are way less smelly when you're running around in trash-filled sewers in the very first level.
Boots are just practical in the demon hunting profession.
Hudson Turner
>tfw Mission 7 and 13 are the only missions with proper multiplayer
It would be cool if Capcom would add a mode where you can play through the missions with any character and they're all multiplayer. It would be especially cool if Vergil, Lady and Trish become playable. You get connected to 3 random players at a time.
Grayson Jackson
Just like
you know
don't get smelly el em ay oh
Dylan James
no you fuck off you little bitch, I'm working over here.
Oliver Jackson
>vfags came back
Yesterday threads were too good
Aaron Adams
>with proper multiplayer
But they aren't?
Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Russell
>samefagging
>the reeee vujos faggot is the one shilling his dead thread
oh im laffin
Lincoln Foster
How so? You actually get to play along side another player in co-op.
Jaxson Scott
Talking to yourself isn't a conversation psycho.
Landon Carter
Asher Cruz
But it's only a past recording, it's not live.
Jason White
>no playable Vergil DLC
It hurts bros.
Brayden Torres
Why is he so bloated?
Anthony Stewart
hiding birb in his mouth
Jace Sanders
Nigger do you even know how unique IPs work? Fuck i hate how tumblrinas discovered DMC threads
Matthew King
I'll talk to you all fucking day, want that?
Isaac Hernandez
Just wait for DMCV:SE where you can play Vergil in the same maps you already played as everyone else but with 3 new cutscenes totally unrelated to the levels you play in.
Joseph Gomez
the cope on this post
Jackson Turner
>tfw he will never give you this look
Mason Thomas
They're live. I've met my own friends in those missions, and interacted with other players in those missions. Most of the other missions are past recordings.
Landon Williams
V will never ever come back
Xavier Collins
Like you're fucking moron whose about to get throat punched?
Dominic Myers
but we got V teehee
;_;
Christian Gray
For real? Didn't know that. That's pretty cool, but it sucks its only for those two.
Zachary Roberts
>he will never hold you the way he holds Yamato.
Camden Morales
I'm not fucking talking to myself, sorry.
Jordan Roberts
>tfw do all of this
I feel like total shit if I miss any of these, don't understand how anyone neglects their hygiene.
Jayden Foster
No go back to samefagging your dead thread.
Nathan Clark
>vujo boogeyman
kek youre so obvious
Adam Evans
>tfw he will never treasure you like he does with his poetry book
Carson Sanchez
Glad to see you're no longer making your "The Legend of X" threads anymore, user.
Ryder Bennett
I'm not fucking samefagging you dumbshit.
Austin Fisher
Do people in comas for like 8 years wake up in a mountain of shit covered in piss?
Cameron Reyes
Exactly. Pestering him 24/7 and then he looks at you like this.
Noah Barnes
Thank you, I'm glad to make fresher posts from now on.
Evan Mitchell
>he will never smile at you like he is having the best time of his life.
Oliver Hernandez
Yeah, stop to taunt one of them. Most of the time they'll respond. Mission 13 is really easy to run into people, but Mission 7 if you reach the second subway platform too quickly you'll get disconnected. If you wait for them to arrive you'll get a co-op partner for the Nelo Angelo fight. Also on the first Subway platform where you see Nero fighting above. You can help him out by charging up Griffon, his lasers can hit the enemies up there.
Luke Jones
I wanna bully Vergil until he wants to hate fuck me.
Isaiah Scott
lel
Caleb Rivera
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well.
Adrian Thomas
Fuck off
Mason Nguyen
Shit, it was that retard? Christ what a faggot.
Asher Myers
My psychology classes and talks with people have informed me for most people who don't bathe regularly, it's depression/addiction/PTSD, and for the rest it's sensory issues related to autism. You don't have to shower every day to smell nice and be clean (I shower 4-6 times a week and on the days I don't I smell the exact same on the days I do) but you do have to put deodorant on and should always shower within a few hours of working out.
Benjamin Morales
>ywn be hate fucked by Vergil.
Sadness.
Ryder Morales
God you're such a fucking crybaby.
Ryder Hall
But seriously full multiplayer on all the other levels where it makes sense story wise FUCKING WHEN?!
Liam Anderson
What's the problem with the sandals? Which footwear he should use then?
Luis Myers
Tyler Morgan
>ywn be fucked by Vergil
Nero needs a little sister.
Jaxson Howard
>You can help him out by charging up Griffon, his lasers can hit the enemies up there.
>tfw I had a V who was a total bro and did this for me. We arrived at the 2nd platform together and kicked so much ass. I rated him stylish, but he didn't rate me.
I thought we had something special. The default option is to rate, you have to actually choose to not rate somebody. That hurts.
Asher Cook
i used to own these until i gave them away
Josiah Gray
What type of "katana" is the yamato suppose to be? It looks too big to be a katana so maybe a tachi?
Connor Lee
I would gladly give him one. My body's ready.
Colton Peterson
You're stylish to me, user.
Caleb Martin
Stay retarded samefag
Isaiah Hall
Literally a 160cm katana, not a odachi or what the fuck ever. Giant katana
Ryan Walker
Thanks. :)
Robert Gray
If your sword isn't at least 200cm, are you even human?
Luke Reyes
>Nero just wants to impress his dad
>He doesn't rate him stylish
Come on Vergil, just give the kid a stylish rating. He just wants to make you proud.
Robert Perez
>all the angles they didn't use shows him smiling more
Christian Perry
Do you think Dan was just really happy to be playing Vergil again so he couldn't stop smiling?
Sebastian Ramirez
Not the same kind of smile but still. For you !
Ryan Martin
>when you try taunting an enemy as V and he coughs instead
>still increase style ranking doing so
Christian White
I hope he did, we enjoyed having him back again.
Dylan Hall
Those are Raiden's trademark.
Isaac Reed
Piss yellow user? Dis you?
Dylan Mitchell
Didn't watch last Friday, what happened?
Grayson Barnes
o shit my bad
Luis Williams
Jesus those lips are the death of me
Evan Howard
>tfw he's not real so he will never
Michael Hall
>Gif
YOU CAN LITERALLY DO THIS WITH V
Ian Moore
That's how he made the contract?
Hunter Gutierrez
V unredeemed himself and got analpained by fucking Steve from Minecraft, Nero unga'd hard and got btfo, and I don't recall Vergil or Dante making an appearance. But, Zoomer...Zoomer revealed himself as D. Zoomer is a son of Sparda now, it's canon. twitch.tv
Nathan Fisher
Shit, I need to catch up now. Thanks fampai.
John Hall
>the virgin koff vs the chad wiggle
that doesnt have the part where zoomer enters the ring with shall never surrender playing where it shouldnt be which is what started the whole thing
Luis Hill
>D is to Dante as V is to Vergil
>Zoomer is D
Btw the timestamp for his borked intro and crazy ass match against Bane is 39:16 in that video. Absolute madlad.
Noah Sullivan
High heels on a hack'n'slash game-man are Raiden's thing user. Perhaps V could wear some rocking horse ones.
Parker Nelson
>some rocking horse ones
Some what?
Jayden Cox
>inb4 OP changes Zoomer's name to D next week
David Edwards
Shoes. Rocking horse shoes.
Angel Cooper
Cool!
Adrian Hill
user what kinda hospitals have u been to?
Wyatt Phillips
For some reason I thought you meant literal rocking horses attached to his feet.
Samuel King
HE COMES
Asher Jenkins
Those would be great for dodging.
Samuel Jones
>We almost had V vs Zoom Zoom
Next week.
Tyler Reyes
Hey! got a new tablet?
Logan Myers
>tfw V will probably job
HE STARTED OUT SO STRONG AND IT'S BEEN GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN SINCE
nigga i aint the artist
Luke Powell
Unironic answer.
Eli Cox
Who should direct DMC6 if Itsuno is not gonna do it?
Cooper Long
Sorry, not-drawhue. Didn't mean to offend you. It's just I didn't see that pic in the booru.
Adrian Carter
Acceptable, if not a bit predictable.
Luke Brooks
I wouldn't trust anyone else.
Benjamin Jones
Predictable, but still a hundred times better looking than sandals.
James Cook
Ninja Theory
Jayden Kelly
I'm no retard, you're the fucking retard faggot.
Jace Barnes
There's a booru?? Link please.
Joseph Long
The sandals goes nicely with his outfit as well and are less predictable, thus superior. "Convenient" how he found someone wearing his exact shoe size
Ian Russell
Aiden Baker
Judeccas really ruin my fun
Jordan Green
going commando is very gay
Brayden Phillips
I honestly think I find the enemies in this game more grating than 3's, and I would have said 3 has some of the worst enemies ever. I would really like to meet the moron that designed Hell Anteora and thought its regular attack needed to magnetize and slip and slide it 40 feet at a time.
Carson Morgan
Absolutely based. Thank you user.
Caleb Hernandez
Welcome!
Justin Rivera
I love V's sandals and toes
As practical as sword magnet sticking to your back
Lucas Jones
Oh no, he swallowed the borb?
Nicholas James
I want Dante to have lots of money and take a shower.
Ayden Sanchez
I don't think sandals go nicely with anything, but least of all with tight pants and a long coat. Maybe he could pop on a fedora and some socks while he's at it.
Elijah Nelson
Drawfag did a similar one back when
Luis Sullivan
Daniel Ortiz
T-There are more free cam cutscenes around?
Jason Young
guess i wont take showers anymore because it requires to be commando and thats gay
Parker Wood
A kind user posted a lot of them.
Brody Perez
That's why Dante looks like a hobo. That's the total vibe and smell your suppose to get from him
James King
Are you saying that someone took the time to insert a catheter into Dante?