Makes the left angry by keeping JonTron in the game

>makes the left angry by keeping JonTron in the game
>makes the right angry by adding a trans flag
>makes the normalfags/moralfags/jannies seethe because of cunny
>makes the capitalistfags angry by having a joke book about capitalism in-game

She's quite the troublemaker. Dare I say, she's our /gal/?

Hat Kid thread

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Based Kid.

Post your screenshots, Pecknecks.

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Is the Yea Forums room still cuteandfunny?

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>some no name indie company makes the best platformer of recent memory
>makes tons of people buttblasted
yeehaw

>just finished the DLC
>finally get round to trying out mods
>devs shut off mod support for a week
Bravo

>mfw i never donate money to scam games like Hat in shill and Yooka-Scamly

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Yes.

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>Cunny
???

are we starting the room back up? peck yeah

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truly a smug queen

Child vagina.
Fucking newfag.

Based cunny

A scam would imply a finished product was never received. Yooka-Laylee was shit though.

>by keeping JonTron in the game

Oh shit did they? thought they bowed to pressure and took him out.

He's the bird receptionist. Yooka was the one that removed him.

>spoonfeeding
Kill yourself

>makes the normalfags/moralfags/jannies seethe because of cunny
>Implying porn is in-game

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Guys obviously completely fresh off the boat, he would have figured it out in the next couple of days anyway.

I'm willing to bet they may remove Jontron eventually. Someone on twitter will be like "Everyone is cheering about the trans flag in AHiT, but the devs also put jontron in the game and refused to remove him after he was removed from Yooka-Laylee, this shows they are just pandering and don't really believe in trans rights just making money!" 23,000 likes 10k retweets, Jon is removed, Gears for Breakfast post apology.

>makes the normalfags/moralfags/jannies seethe because of cunny
What did you mean by this?

>The pedophiles are in the actual game
No they're not, retard.

>unironically backs Kickstarter proyects that won't go into the public domain

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>I'm willing to bet they may remove Jontron eventually. Someone on twitter will be like "Everyone is cheering about the trans flag in AHiT, but the devs also put jontron in the game and refused to remove him after he was removed from Yooka-Laylee, this shows they are just pandering and don't really believe in trans rights just making money!" 23,000 likes 10k retweets, Jon is removed, Gears for Breakfast post apology.
Jontron said that niggers regardless of background are always going to commit more crime and that america should be a white only country.

If something was going to get him removed it would of been that not the suicide trannies

ECH

>newfags think its still in kickstarter
lmaoing at you and your life

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>sh

Most hat kid threads are deleted because of rampant _____ posting

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It only matters if people are talking about it.
It'll happen. I could go make an account on resetera right now and get the ball rolling.

I thought she was also triggering the trannies by placing their precious little flag in the sewers.

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You're thinking of Yooka-Laylee

smug/10

>It only matters if people are talking about it.
people DID talk about it dumbass and it was around the same time of release.
>It'll happen. I could go make an account on resetera right now and get the ball rolling.
go for it retard i look forward to you making your twitter thread on Yea Forums with your one reply

Mod in which this plays youtube.com/watch?v=oXlCeJfLhJM when wearing that color when?

No need to get mad, just screencap this so when a bunch of "FUCK Gears for Breakfast" threads pop up you won't be surprised.

>Jontron said that niggers regardless of background are always going to commit more crime
This is just the truth
>america should be a white only country
this is just impossible, Americans were never white

I agree, Jon is a nonsensical dude and should be removed, wtf

> just screencap this so when a bunch of "FUCK Gears for Breakfast" threads pop up you won't be surprised.
No

>caring about tranny in time
40%

SEETHING

70%
Seethe harder

>pedos are also tranny supporters
Really gets the noggin a joggin

I do love how people went from jerking off the game cause Jontron made the left seethe, to being upset about a fucking flag. I wouldn't have even known what it means without those threads

Anyway the DLC was too short, needed a final boss. Was comfy as fuck messing around in the city though. Multiple player is pretty fun and I hope they expand it into something a bit more robust. Playing through a sequel with it would be fun

in your head rent free

If that is true, why the fuck there are not more futa on loli porn? Fuck man, it's way rarer than it should be

>subpar kikescammer game for pedos also support genital mutilation to kids
Cant make this shit up

>triggers boomer autist
Do you guys think he will be ok? It is sunday morning and he is not even mowing his lawn

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>It only matters if people are talking about it.
They were at release though, it blew up a lot cause YL dropped him while they kept him. Now we are years out from the event, Jontron's fnabase is back behind him and when the Projared shit happened a lot of tweets went something like
>Wow NormalBoots abandoned Jontron so fast but not this asshole?
We're entering the stage of it completely not mattering.

I swear you guys are just desperate for any event to happen. Whenever there is news about anything I see people going CAN'T WAIT TO SEE RESETERA SEETHE, then 30 days later they dig up 2 posts of people who were kind of upset about it. Seems like you are incapable of predicting how they will act.

>makes the left angry by keeping JonTron in the game
I thought that was Yooka-Laylee.

>Trying to compare ignoring mob rule to kick out a voice actor to a random tranny flag to virtue signal
wow

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stop shitposting and come play with us at cuteandfunny

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twitter.com/search?q=hat in time trans jontron&src=typd

Already a few today. Hundreds of likes.

Do you really think the people who have been posting about this for days give a shit about the game?

Dumb bitch, why did she put a fucking condom on my burger?

Oh no, a tweet with 500 likes. A whole 4 tweets as well, that is a serious twitter mob

Prove you've actually played the game and aren't just an outrage warrior.

>When you're supposed to be dead as fucks but the cops are 5 feet away.

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seethe harder retard.

I think you've got me all wrong, I'm just pointing things out, it's going to be funny to see the "fuck gears for breakfast" threads when they remove jontron and they show up, but I won't be the one posting them.

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How am I gonna use that condom after you poked a hole in it?

posting my hat matriarch

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>people are mad about a flag
>people are not mad about the fact that the dlc was promised as free but is sold for money

this is also why gamer gate failed

>makes Switchfags angry with radio silence
Where's my fucking port.

What does the 50 person multiplayer mode entail?

>waaaaaahhh it cost money pls ignore the blatant tranny propoganda
Fuck off kike

IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUST POKE A HOLE IN THE CONDOM I MIGHT AS WELL GO RAW YOU DUMB ASSHOLE THIS IS WHY I NEVER TIP WHEN YOU'RE WORKING HERE FUCK!

That's the point

>tfw the big patch fucked up nyakuza metro for me and I keep crashing when I'm trying to get in there

Can I even access dead birb stidio level, the one with the boss? Game said a rare sticker spawned in the award ceremony level which is highly improbable and I suspect that the game glitches and spawns them in inaccessible areas.

youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4

>the right
No, I don't give a shit. This game already has a tranny gender fluid type character, it's even on the cover. How is a flag doing anything worse?

Supposedly my laptop should run this game but it lags real bad even after selecting full performance in options.
I'm a consoletard though so I can't into PC, is there anything else I can do to make it playable?

But I could just go in raw at this point

Oh shit are those glasses a hat flare or did I just never notice them on that hat?

Only the loneliest of virgins could have made this thread.
Sagay

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it's a secret
youtube.com/watch?v=-eArU4uApWM

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I'm hardcore conservative /pol/ and I don't give a fuck about the flag Hat Kid is adorable and so is her game.

I fairly certain this is bait, but everyone on mustache island has a mustache, including women and children. That's just the genetics of the location.

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It's like dwarves
They're fucking born with beards

I can't believe you fucking retarded faggots get triggered over some stupid tranny flag.

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>Jontron said that niggers regardless of background are always going to commit more crime
this objectively true
> and that america should be a white only country
except thtat's not what he said and he was pointing out the hypocrisy when it came to diversity only being seen as needed in the west

but yeah true

The only opinion I'm willing to accept right here.

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What if I cummed in that mask?

based girl

literally why would there be more outrage now than back then lol

It would be extremely painful

Ridiculous!

Does anyone have the screencaps of their "aHiT will NEVER EVER be on Switch" twitter tantrums?

Trans people have the right to use my penis to feel pleasure
I'm a feminist you know? Just like my hero, Rance

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where the fuck is the myurder sticker?

For whom?

It's promoting gender fluidity, idiot
>girls can have mustaches too!

based

i will buy this if i ever get a decent pc

>Makes me mad by NOT RELEASING ANY OF THE FUCKING DLC ON PS4
Fuck off, I'm not rebuying your game.

UUUU

kys fag

5 stripes

40% of policemen beat their families, I've heard

Everyone in cuteandfunny needs to meet in the same location

Hat kid is very cute. I want to buy her third dlc.

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>screencapping your own Tweet
Yikes!

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My nigga. Shame my outfit didn't show up, though.

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mobile.twitter.com/jbu3/status/1127184001268092928

Yea Forums BTFO

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>can't work centristchads into a seethe

How long until they remove the flag

>mobile.twitter
Oops, outed yourself again.

>trans
>trap

How do I get a trans gf if I only go out to college and gym?

Oh, I know how to do that.
Horseshoe Theory doesn't exist

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>Kana
>renames herself without announcing it beforehand
>could barely find her new stuff because of the namechange

What a retard, nice tits though

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It's kinda sad that he's capable of drawing something decent, but draws absolute shit all the time instead.

post cuteandfunny screenshots

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>Baby Seals can work on cruise ships
>Shadow monsters can take your soul
>Hourglasses can alter the flow of time and space
>But girls can't be born with mustaches because I take that too seriously.
What's it like having autism?

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>I can't believe you fucking retarded faggots get triggered over the fall of western civilization

He's like 50% done to become a good artist
But he doesnt have any reason to inprove now, he gets paid anyways

Someone said there's a secret miniboss at the highest spot in the metro

How do I get there?

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Fuck...how hard are these to obtain in-game?

I WANNA SUCK HAT GIRL'S CUTE TINY PENIS!!!

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Good game. My only gripe is that the main rival doesn't show up again until the very end.

Mustache Girl needs a reprisal and/or redemption arc.

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Nani the fuck? It's not in the market.

you get one random sticker per day, it's spawning in a random act of a random chapter in a random place
but you can use the relic badge to find it

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>implying it'll be tiny

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steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=253230

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what I didn't even know Jontron was in the game

>tiny
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74668403

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Kino in time
I just hope that the online is improved somewhat
>Time rifts and Death Wishes need to have invites as well
>Mods for online
>Enable/disable world sync
>face and consumes sync

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It don't.
When you have two radical sides using the same method, you end with several similarities, but you don't get a "jump from one side to the other".

>Bosshi will NEVER draw another chapter of Futabu
Life... is suffering

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Pls respond

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So was the DLC good or not?

If there's character on character interaction, expect lewd mods in the future.

>A Hat in Time leaves JonTron in the game despite significant pressure from publications and virtue signaling geeks threatening to boycott the game, demanding that he be removed.
>"Wtf I love this game support it Yea Forums support /ourgame/ I love hat kid!!!!!"
>A Hat in Time makes a very small, insignificant, playful, completely avoidable and entirely non-forced shoutout to the trans community.
>"Wow fuck this game tranny game mental illness 40% pirating now fuck this garbage game"

It's amazing to me that there wasn't this complete uproar when Jontron was kept in the game, but it only happens now because you faggots disagree with it politically. Yea Forums is LITERALLY full of cucks, Jesus Christ.

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I hate these things so much

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>Trans flag
Say what? Where?

POLICE HE SAID THE WORD THE ZEE WORD OH MY GOD

Well that's just retarded.
steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=253230
steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=hat in time

He shows shadman to hatgirl.

western civilization unironically needs to fall as fast as possible you fucking retard, read Spengler

green area, climb the green train ride it till the end and jump towards the green wall/building
you won't be able to jump on top, only on the 2nd or 3rd platform, then you do some wall jumping on steel beams to get to the top.
Don't expect much, the mini-boss isn't that fun

physical retail release when?

I assume only steam workshop mods will be allowed on the online

zigger?

there was one in a N64-style box a while ago

>tfw your wemb is reposted in every hit thread

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>and the game is still shit

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The first time one of these started chasing me, I was actually directly behind it and making a dumb joke about looking up its skirt. I genuinely believed it coming to life was an easter egg and I was being punished for doing that.

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I loved this time rift so much. Gave me an Incredibles and TF2 feel.

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Speaking of which, I think I saw a few of the snatcher tokens in the metro but they were transparent and I couldn't pick them up. Did they actually implement deathwish tasks for nyakuza?

hella smug

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Trannies BTFO

You DID earn your completionist hat, right user?

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You jealous?

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This level is so good.

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What a fucking ni-

new update do anything?

They polished the online a little bit more. Avatars show up now.

avatars work

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What the fuck is that? That looks really impressive!

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her smug face pisses me

Even worse, he completely lost all his edge and there's no reason to fap to his shit anymore

You went and found a screenshot of some literal random person's twitter without even a profile pic, 49 minutes after they posted it?
I know that's your account you fucking retard

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1429094055
Really enjoyed exploring it.

AHEM

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If I have a custom dye mod that I made but it isn't on the Workshop will people still be able to see it if I wear it in Multiplayer?

no

People can't even see deathwish costumes.

how the FUCK do i complete the owl parade snatcher challenge?

i cant turn on the pyrotechnics cause you come to a dead stop when smacking the switch thus you get bapped by the owl following you

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Best world.

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FUCK HAT KID AND FUCK NIGGERS

Testicles. That is all.

what is it?

You need to use the Time Stop Hat

>makes people with good taste angry by being a shit game

Truly this game covers all the bases

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Holy shit I love photo modes in games.

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Any of you fags wanna marathon all of the acts from start to finish with online party? I want to see 30+ kids bum rushing the levels in record time.

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Have you defeated Meowjima yet?

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It's a great webm, user.

NYAGGERS

>22 anons in cuteandfunny
nice

>The new DLC
I wonder, didn't the new DLC just confirm that the hat kid is a boy?

>a trans flag
>splattered carelessly against the wall
>in the sewer with the rest of the scum
I dunno, seems pretty based to me.

cringe

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Seething switchlet

>can't read the Yea Forums filename
It was initially screencapped and posted by someone else, but it was downloaded by user and reposted in this thread. Learn how to read you bumbling retards lmao

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Shadman really likes Hat Kid, doesn't he?

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He is called Patriarch, which textually means "the male head of a family or tribe", and also there's the transgender/sexual/whatever flag thing going on

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I just patched, and now my game won't start.

I think I've seen one or two of you half an hour ago.

Soooo... discord when?

Spotted the tranny lol

EDGEGDE

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Someone needs to fucking make a 2fort map or some shit so we can use Online Party with all of this shit and have all the players pick one of the team colors

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Get the timestop hat, almost makes it trivial.
Man I was trying to do that for 2 hours before getting that hat.

>this objectively true
That's the thing; it wasn't, and he got called out on it with FBI stats. I don't disagree with the overall premise of his arguments but that fact was just wrong.

People getting angry or upset about this dlc. Best dlc so far

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DAAAHLIIIN~

>post yfw rush hour song kicks in

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Also dash to swithches, owls take few second to catch up, buying you time.

Someone could totally make a capture the flag mode. The beach balls are synced up in the lobby room so you can play catch and knock them off players

hold up you can switch hats during the parade?
i thought you had to use the parade cap
fuckin hell

>>some no name indie company makes the best platformer of recent memory
3D, perhaps. Not much competition there outside Mario - it's either Yooka-Laylee (a 6/10 at best) or stuff like Ratchet & Clank where platforming is secondary to action.

But this decade alone has produced plenty of genuinely great 2D platformers.

this would be cute if it weren't for the anatomically realistic arm

i mean for fuck's sake i don't want to see shad draw my hairy arms. that's just a bit too immersive and just comes off as creepy

pro tip: play the jazzy tune while in spaceship for peak comfy fucking around

Quite literally.

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Peck! PECK!

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>not inferno cop
10/10

>he doesn't know
He is

Jontard still being in gets brought up in every thread on ResetEra too. They ban people who ask for others to stop discussing his presence, and get labeled cowards or dympathisers for not cutting him entirely if you mention how his character had almost all his lines gutted after his breakdown debating Destiny.

The devs do not give a fuck. They got their money and enough time has passed that short of Jontard shooting up a mosque nothing will incite enough outrage for them to bother to fully cut him

You think we're getting anymore DLC? I would really prefer a full sequel myself, better than them getting chained to updates for it like the Shovel Knight devs were to their first release.

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well, did ya Yea Forums?

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nope, fuck that cunt

>Yea Forums is LITERALLY full of cucks
only now you discovered it, user?

I did because I want a fully playable Mustache Girl campaign

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stache girl means well but shes got a nasty authoritarian streak. a single timepiece for her will be fine to take back her island.

>want to play 50 man games
>dlc-locked

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ehehe

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>posts crusty cumsock
idgi

But think of the mafia!

It's 5 dollaroos. Sell some Steam inventory shit and there you go.

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fuck em. they need to go back to sicily

>having jontron and trans rights in the same game
...how? how did they do this? both forces hate each other

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A half-assed online with a campaign that's more about showing off how far this game's engine can go. Meh, I'll get the DLC for half the price.

>supporting MaxOfS2D
>ever

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What is the point in this?
Why are you so desperate for outrage that you have to make up potential events that haven't even happened yet to be angry about?
They haven't removed him, you should be happy about that, save your anger for if it ever actually happens.

But they are having fun! They are even building stuff!

Peck you

The multiplayer is slightly barebones however really fun. I don't understand how it works, it just does.

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>2 week escrow
I forgot about this bullshit

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what

max of STD is solidly pro gg, i wonder how SEETHE he is over GFB keeping jontron in

CRIME

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Hat in Time turned out fine though, they made what they promised and the game itself is pretty good.

I can understand wanting to avoid kickstarters in general though. There's rarely much benefit to backing early vs buying after release besides the occasional exclusive cosmetic or, in AHiT's case, free DLC. And for every good kickstarted game there's a dozen bad ones.

That would actually make a pretty nice wallpaper. Got an upscaled version?

OHHHHH SHIT I HAVE THE SOWWY STICKER

meow

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I want mod hats, outfits, ans levels in multiplayer.

someone please go through all the new sticker soundbites and make hat kid say the C word!

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>my hit has been captured on film

All that matters to me now.

Hat Kids on pillow = Gamers
Rogue Hat Kid = a flag

He might have left if you hadn't helped him

was dis

>tfw by the time they enable mods cuteandfunny will be already dead

>money money money

Fuck that, with of these new voice clips, we can get a better versuon of the cuss pack

why is this hat cat so smug?

based Gael, I met him yesterday and he showed me cool stuff

I finally completed the 0 jumps train rush challenge, but I still have to do the other death wish challenges for 10 seconds to self destruct. I've lost 40 lives so far and I wanna get off this wacky ride!

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hat Yea Forumseekends party doesnt seem too bad

That's not true I'll come back user you have my word

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>zero jump train rekt
how

How/where do I sell my stickers?
They don't appear in my inventory.

I like that the artist made only Shadman have the Chromatic Abberation filter, that's fine attention to detail

hope you git gud with short hops from the ice cap

qt

Why is she wearing a tranny mask?

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they should be there, keep in mind that only the rare holo ones are tradeable

Cool mods for online:
>Platforming race
>Sliding race
>King of the Hill map
>Capture the Flag (beach ball)
And this is just with no world sync. If they improve the online it can be even more fun

Of course, it all depends on whether the online will even work with mods. If it does not the lobby will dies quite fucking quickly

I see. Makes sense, since I have none of them.

>a tranny in time
fucking resetera fags ruining this board with this shit game

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What's the best hat flair in the game and why is it the ribbon or dinosaur hoodie?

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I would if those ice hat jumps wasnt so fucking inconsistent

this sounds good to me

If the falling platforms aren't synced, people could always use the balloons for one of those survival modes where you're trying to keep from falling into a lava pit on limited balloons

Why does the game look like shit to me and why do they have 1280x800 as a resolution but not 1280x1024. I know im using an old monitor but using the first instead of the latter seems worse

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could you imagine still giving a shit after jon made new videos with black people?

Like if a black dude was cool enough with the comments to be in a video with the guy, than why are you still mad about it? Its been like 3 years and i'm still on the side that just think he was retarded and spammed pol memes without actually thinking it though

also lol imagine thinking this is the one time a game dev pander to sjws and all of the other times were genuine

wtf is yooka-laylee

TOO MUCH SAUCE ON THE PIZZAAA

How do i change to the cute bow girl?

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Make a new save file

Does anyone have the image of hatkid eating burgers?

Mods to replace graffiti when? I want a republican flag.

>tfw a Shadow puppetchad

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I bet some fucker will make a basedpepe mod for that graffiti

>stand on top of ledge
>someone tries to make a jump
>bitchslap them into oblivion
I feel awful, but also great.

It's because Mecha The Slag is the creator of A Hat in Time
he used to have servers with custom tf2 modes

The crows are precious and i love them

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bolls

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I REALLY REALLY like the va on them

The no bonk badge is your friend for the early part, because you'll need to compensate for your lack of jumps with scooter distance and running up to where you need to be, like user said, short hopping with the ice cap is crucial for a couple of parts, but I fucking suck at it, so here's some extra advice: You don't need to ice jump the rocky stair that lead to the piano, just run off the rides and you can wall run up them (that takes finesse though), the distance your grapple hook takes you is based in part by the initial position you were in when you first used your hook, this is important because (if you finesse it) you can skip two of the the three platforms that lead to the flaming hoop jump, by riding your scooter off the edge, and just barely grabbing the second hook instead of the first. It's tough, but riding the second hook will give you just enough distance to skip the platforming. The rest isn't as bad.

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Holy shit I wish they added some basic multiplayer modes, like capture the beach ball or king of the rumbi.
It's just like those games back in 90s where you could just fuck around and have fun.

Based. I can't believe how much time I've killed playing catch with you.

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>supporting

He has nothing to do with AHiT. In fact, the lead dev (Jonas Kærlev) and Max hated each other after some trivial bullshit back in the day. If anything, buying AHiT is shitting on Max. Do your part.

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*run off the sides

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Dinosaur hoodie when it matches colors with the cape is fucking godly

I WANT TO FUCK THAT CAT

I thought about nazi, but 100% chance it would get taken down.

>ribbon
based
>dinosaur
kinda based

do level mods still crash the game nonstop?

the ladybug hairband is the best even though it's a cheap and common one

Removing the drama, the endgame really disappointed me. A too easy rush level without a boss or any of the epicness. Even Mafia boss was more fun.

they don't because mods got completely disabled until 05.17

its still better than the fucking seal level

ahh havent launched the game in literal months

It's a shame because the buildup is actually pretty good, especially in comparison to Arctic Cruise's... General failure.

god the seals single handedly ruin half of that dlc.

Am I the only person who loves the entire cruise chapter

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How many people used PENIS there, or some variation? I certainly did.

yes all three missions were trash, and the boat was annoying to get around with only 1 literal path being the only way into some places

The seals and captain were cute and memorable tho

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I used SOUL.

Just my luck when I entered chapter 3 afterwards and met the Snatcher for the first time. It felt weirdly appropriate.

I used "booby"

maybe but the entire thing reeked of padding which is the worst part imho

The worst part of this entire fucking update is the communication.
I have accidentally clicked left stick in over 3 times now stopping me dead on deathwish ruining good runs.

The cruise is too large and a mess to navigate. Going from one side to the other isn't fun.
Then there are the timepieces which are trash.
The only good part is the comedy/charisma

Yooka Laylee wasn't that bad. A bit rough around the edges for sure, but I enjoyed a playthrough of it. Its no Banjo Kazooie, but its not awful. Just kind of bland in places. Needed more time refining the game.

>shadman
>anatomically realistic

>he doesn't know

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I liked it too. The boat was interesting to explore, and having to navigate the thing in the stacking challenge was fun for me just because of how hectic it was until people started being bitches and they made the thing easier
Also the seals are CUTE

I answered nose

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considering who i was playing as, i used chest.

Fuck I meant to spoiler the image but whatever, it still works

nigga everything can alter the flow of space. that's how physical objects work

yooka-laylee had 1 goodish level
1 okay level
and like 4 trash ones
and weirdly enough their in that order

also fuck the camera

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One day I will gain the patience to complete Death Wish. So far only 60% done

Cruise was blatantly designed for co-op play so you and a friend coumd split up for the second mission and see eachother running around. It's fine but doesn't make for interesting gameplay in SP after you've explored it all and just makes the fetch quest boring.

One of my favourite games cost around half the price while on kickstarter and I still refused to back it considering the years of delays it had.
Didn't mind paying "double" when it actually came out.

>make everyone mad but still lean to right
>cater to pedophiles
it is like shadman designed this game

someone tell me where the fuck the second blue rift is in subcom I feel like I've run all over this place five times and can't find the damn thing

Can you name some? I'm in the mood for Platformers.

>doesnt say nigger
nice try Reddit for Breakgast

This is a game I want to like.

But the first stage was like, strange with that Mafia guys.

I really didn't like them. Specially because they were all clones.

Is there an explanation for that?

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How do I get more rift tokens?

You knew what I meant you fuckin' palooka.

Is there any way I can turn mods back on?

play workshop maps

I enjoyed exploring the ship and I thought the design was fine, the broken time piece makes you learn the layout to prepare you for the pizza delivery challenge where you need to know how to navigate it all
What was nerfed? I only bought the game last week

Is joke

Play Psychonauts

Explain. Do they disappear or something?

If you type mumbo jumbo just because it sounds nice I'm gonna call you on it.
I do agree with your point though. The moustaches are cute and funny, not propaganda.

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what are the best maps?

play the ones made for the sonic hat, they are great

They're based off the censors in Psychonauts.
psychonauts.fandom.com/wiki/Censors

Hat steals virtually everything from Psychonauts, whose story is far and away better than the half-hearted copy job Hat tried to pull. However, Hat's gameplay is so much better that I cannot recommend you go play Psychonauts because it's just that dated.

I think it's more like one of those things that kids do. It's a fake mustache.

Good screenshots

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Vanessa's Tale

So I've run into a predicament. I had to reinstall the game onto a new computer and in the process I think I lost my custom cum-splattered passport picture I
I'd created for Hat Girl. Any way to make a new one in-game?

If you want rift token, there one that just give like 100 of them.

But why are they Mafia?
And clones?
And so ugly?

They don't match the game atmosphere.

I think about them killing people.

Post link

just replay the first dead bird mission

just play the first act of dead bird studios again

On the first few days, the requests and tasks that appeared in the cruise would occur much more quickly, making it for more difficult to complete, and making the achievement "Maximum Shippable" too hard for some people, so it's slower and more manageable now.

when i saw art for her on the first loading screen i thought she was using her long hair to make a mustache. that woulda been cool.

me too, that would've been much better.

What was false in what jon said? Im curious.

>mustache island
Where's that?

I swear the death wish version of that mission actually gave me anxiety

I want an official bunny suit skin!

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>they changed the switches in the parade to buttons you walk over instead of hit with the umbrella
well shit now thats a hassle gone

>beat 10 seconds til self destruct with one hit hero and no hat abilities
snatcher pls no

nothing. he was just really bad at explaining it to anyone who didn't already know what he was talking about.

Still cute tho.

ba

Shame they spent all the time doing that instead of making a fun game

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

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And funny

How much do you guys think the cunny baiting was intentional for his game?

youtube.com/watch?v=zYQ_zH3-Ofc
>00:19

>A Hat in Time leaves JonTron in the game despite significant pressure from publications and virtue signaling geeks threatening to boycott the game, demanding that he be removed.
>"Wtf I love this game support it Yea Forums support /ourgame/ I love hat kid!!!!!"
>A Hat in Time makes a very small, insignificant, playful, completely avoidable and entirely non-forced shoutout to the mentally ill community.
>"Wow time for me to go on Yea Forums and false flag. Serves those racists right. RESETERA RISE UP

Yea Forums likes the game and its clear to most of us that they only threw the sewer flag for marketing or to get you fags off their back once you inevitably start screeching about them being bigots again. The only one seething here is you user

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>two weeks since last page
Pain.

It's too late
youtube.com/watch?v=08vk9g-jcsM

upvoted bro haha

I might be inaccurate on the name, but Mustache Girl originally came from an island a kilometer away from Mafia Town that is inaccessible in the final game, and Mafia Town was formally a part of the island region where she at the very least constantly traveled too, but based on her having a hideout in Mafia Town, it was probably just changed to her always living there.

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The game has multiplayer now?
Maybe that explains how the Mafia are clones.

Well, she's just a normal kid then, she wasn't born with a mustache.

>Kemo shota
Oh no... my fetish

mafia has very strict dress code. mafia is not same as fellow mafia. just look same.

but why their faces are the same

She still has it in the flashback though. As far as we know, she always had the mustache, but I never said she was born with it. She just naturally developed one just like everybody else in the setting.

Is the DLC worth the money? 8 canadabux is a good chunk.

What did they mean by this?

They're the worst characters, they should change them for something charismatic.

plastic surgery to change their identity to mafia.

Can you believe the hat kid was a boy the whole time.....

who else has a mustache like hers

I din't finish the game yet

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you won't get much time out of it unless you try to get all the stickers and such. it's a good time though.

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Nyakuza is very pretty and fun to explore although a bit short and online with a large group of people is a blast

I hope they cuddle

MAKE A NEW THREAD

Just bought the full game, any tips for newcomers?

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There aren't really any other NPCs in Mafia town aside from the Mafia, her, and the old men that the Mafia abuse. What happened to everyone else can be left up to interpretation but they're probably dead. With that said, I had said that everyone has a mustache not because of additional female NPCs, but because I believe one of the developers had mentioned this themselves that everyone has a mustache where she comes from.

have fun

>and he got called out on it with FBI stats.
Wait, what? FBI stats show that black crime rate is absolutely horrific.

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Its rather short, enjoy it while it lasts

These fucking developers pretend like they don't know what they're doing with this cute and funny shit but they do.

Don't buy the badge early that lets you fire laser beams, it sounds cool but it's really not that useful

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>JonTron removed from YL
>it winds up being shit
>JonTron kept in HiT
>it winds up being heckin good
There's a very clear pattern here

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We are still 100 posts from bump limit

Have fun, remember you can cancel out of the dive, you don't need to collect all the yarn you find (just most of it) and remember to say PECK

then user saved a pic from another literal who who screenshot his own tweet, that's even more pathetic

Why does Yea Forums seethe so much about such a tiny portion of the population? How do we stop tranny derangement syndrome?
>inb4 “s-sure there’s few of them, but they shove their shit in our faces all the time!”
Do you know how much tranny drama I see outside of Yea Forums? Zero.

>DLC adds even more loli smug
these fuckin devs know exactly what they are doing

What kinda whacked out neck of the woods has everyone growing copious amounts of facial hair regardless of gender? I mean, it's possible, just a little bit unlikely.

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>that everyone has a mustache where she comes from
That's immediately what I thought when I first saw her, that said I thought more of her as being a mafia child until that Time Rift telling the story of the mafia boat.

M-MOOOOODS!

>Do you know how much tranny drama I see outside of Yea Forums? Zero.
What's it like living without eyes

It's called Portugal

>whacked out neck of the woods has everyone growing copious amounts of facial hair regardless of gender?
Dwarves.

WHERE IS ALL THE PORN OF THE CAT LADY

Australia.

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Capitalism is a joke huh?
Good to know that the developer fully supports my decision to pirate this game.

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Fuck! I was about to post that.

What’s it like being kept perpetually outraged by a few trolls who go out of their way to find content that will trigger you and then shoves it down your throat?

"Catch her. Make it quick. Rewaaaard is one million..."

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What's it like having eyes on the inside

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Might be to avoid people playing broken mods due to the update and giving themselves some time to fix shit first.

How's the online co-op?
Can you play the full game with a friend online?

It is to avoid broken mods. Also to add all the DLC2 content to the editor proper

Not sure, youd have to ask someone else for that one

feel free to post the stats then, master of arguing and citing sources

Weird cuddling

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Sauce please!?

>sold my holographic sticker for $1.99 leafbucks
MONEY MONEY MONEY

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This sort of weird cuddling is fine too... I'm gonna need the source

>ad

>Wanting porn of Cooking Cat
Odd choice, but I can respect it.

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She has a mustache because she's the villain.

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>You can sell stickers on the Steam Market
Only NOW I find out about this

no, she's the villian because she's british.

Holographic stickers also have the unusual property of persisting across save files because they pop up in your inventory

Not him, but I follow it here:
exhentai.org/g/1312963/19f30261b1/

>all those metal
just one push into the water and he'll sink like a devil fruit user.

>LADY
It's a man.

Thank you user
>Hung shota
Oh boy...

>sadpanda
Fuck, man

Retard. JonTron has more Subs than game grumps, people still like him and he draws a crowd

where the fuck is the FOV opition?
was it removed, or am I a brainlet?

it's almost like the people farming outrage don't actually play video games, and the ones who do will buy it regardless of how mad it makes them.

>follow

Pfff, yeah, like it's gonna get continued

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youtube.com/watch?v=5SnbvJ4Ca44

How demanding is this game on the PC. Do you think my laptop would be able to handle it?

tell us your specs. mine can, but it's a pricy one.

>game made for small children

b-b-but its comfy

I can

>b-b-but it's cunny

>made for small children
>death wish exists
>also has suicide and depression jokes in it

>actually thinking gears for breakfast would open themselves up to breech of contract by removing JonTron

JT paid to be in the game, they did not pay him. His inclusion is a backer reward he earned by giving them a shitload of money.

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A failed attempt to make a spiritual sequel to Banjo, universally panned by critics and players alike.

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what jokes are you talking about?

I think I got an intel core i3-7100U for my processor.
8 gigs of ram.
Intel HD Graphics 620

Im not a huge computer guy so Im not really sure what most of it means. I should really look into building an actual computer

I fucking love these.

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>a vo is the same as pushing tranny propoganda

>tfw falling for the cunny meme
Im not even into lolis. But whenever if think of hat girl I can't help but think of her sweet cunny

They should unironically hire shadman as the lead artist for the game

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Literally no one in the normal world thinks of pedophilia when they see this game. Only degenerates and epic memers on Yea Forums do

Rare stickers can appear on the spaceship, just thought you guys should know

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>I'm not even into cunny guys! I-I swear!

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Absolutely based as peck

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Did you not know that they tried? Oh fuck he applied to do art on it but was refused by the director because he knew about him. I am not joking.

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Should I replay this?

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This game any good? trailer makes it look shite

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was going to buy this game but not anymore after seeing the tranny and commie shit

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It is legitimately one of the few good platformers atm. If you're into that check it out.

the talking nooses in the subcon forest
also maybe a bit of a stretch how it talks about how you feel empty inside even when you get your soul back

subcon forest is full of them

sounds kinda desperate for attention if you ask me

Source other than your ass? He was known to be in this game as long ago as 2014, before he said Hitler had good intentions

Yea it's pretty great just short

did you guys sell your rare stickers yet?

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They're kinda funny but it's true Mafia Town is lacking in notable characters. The Mafia Boss appears like once and then he's a jar, and then there's only the guy with glasses but he never gets developed. Compare to the Conductor and DJ Grooves who have actual personnalities and goals or to fucking Snatcher who has that and some deep lore. Now that I think about it no character in the game even get close to being as developped as those 3, even Mustache Girl disapears for the whole fucking game after Mafia town.

There's literally an achievement for murdering several members of the Mafia by pushing them off precarious places when they're minding their business.
What's really messed up is you can see some of the inhabitants already having been hung to death by these nooses. That's how I knew what would happen if I grappled that thing before it even happened.

You can't really blame the director, imagine idiots like the folks at kotaku getting thrown that bone.

So would that mean she's a Dwarvish mutt of Portuguese and Aussie origin?
how many pints do you think she can down in 5 seconds?

Would you have still bought her game if she wasn't a loli?

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is this cyberpunk?

Dont be silly of course not.

This But UnIronically

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Is this still glitched by the way? Last time I played even if you answered he defaulted to "CRIME" when you talked to him farther in the level.

is anyone even buying them?

>implying kids pick up on any of that

DOWN WITH THE MAFIA

I'd need to see a smug expression first.