>makes the left angry by keeping JonTron in the game >makes the right angry by adding a trans flag >makes the normalfags/moralfags/jannies seethe because of cunny >makes the capitalistfags angry by having a joke book about capitalism in-game
She's quite the troublemaker. Dare I say, she's our /gal/?
Guys obviously completely fresh off the boat, he would have figured it out in the next couple of days anyway.
Juan Wood
I'm willing to bet they may remove Jontron eventually. Someone on twitter will be like "Everyone is cheering about the trans flag in AHiT, but the devs also put jontron in the game and refused to remove him after he was removed from Yooka-Laylee, this shows they are just pandering and don't really believe in trans rights just making money!" 23,000 likes 10k retweets, Jon is removed, Gears for Breakfast post apology.
Aaron Rogers
>makes the normalfags/moralfags/jannies seethe because of cunny What did you mean by this?
Blake Bailey
>The pedophiles are in the actual game No they're not, retard.
Kayden Edwards
>unironically backs Kickstarter proyects that won't go into the public domain
>I'm willing to bet they may remove Jontron eventually. Someone on twitter will be like "Everyone is cheering about the trans flag in AHiT, but the devs also put jontron in the game and refused to remove him after he was removed from Yooka-Laylee, this shows they are just pandering and don't really believe in trans rights just making money!" 23,000 likes 10k retweets, Jon is removed, Gears for Breakfast post apology. Jontron said that niggers regardless of background are always going to commit more crime and that america should be a white only country.
If something was going to get him removed it would of been that not the suicide trannies
Mason Brown
ECH
Aaron Anderson
>newfags think its still in kickstarter lmaoing at you and your life
>It only matters if people are talking about it. people DID talk about it dumbass and it was around the same time of release. >It'll happen. I could go make an account on resetera right now and get the ball rolling. go for it retard i look forward to you making your twitter thread on Yea Forums with your one reply
No need to get mad, just screencap this so when a bunch of "FUCK Gears for Breakfast" threads pop up you won't be surprised.
Jaxson Reyes
>Jontron said that niggers regardless of background are always going to commit more crime This is just the truth >america should be a white only country this is just impossible, Americans were never white
I agree, Jon is a nonsensical dude and should be removed, wtf
Tyler James
> just screencap this so when a bunch of "FUCK Gears for Breakfast" threads pop up you won't be surprised. No
Connor Wright
>caring about tranny in time 40%
Angel Adams
SEETHING
David Parker
70% Seethe harder
Lincoln Perry
>pedos are also tranny supporters Really gets the noggin a joggin
Kayden Barnes
I do love how people went from jerking off the game cause Jontron made the left seethe, to being upset about a fucking flag. I wouldn't have even known what it means without those threads
Anyway the DLC was too short, needed a final boss. Was comfy as fuck messing around in the city though. Multiple player is pretty fun and I hope they expand it into something a bit more robust. Playing through a sequel with it would be fun
Easton Long
in your head rent free
Benjamin Bailey
If that is true, why the fuck there are not more futa on loli porn? Fuck man, it's way rarer than it should be
Gabriel Perez
>subpar kikescammer game for pedos also support genital mutilation to kids Cant make this shit up
Caleb Lee
>triggers boomer autist Do you guys think he will be ok? It is sunday morning and he is not even mowing his lawn
>It only matters if people are talking about it. They were at release though, it blew up a lot cause YL dropped him while they kept him. Now we are years out from the event, Jontron's fnabase is back behind him and when the Projared shit happened a lot of tweets went something like >Wow NormalBoots abandoned Jontron so fast but not this asshole? We're entering the stage of it completely not mattering.
I swear you guys are just desperate for any event to happen. Whenever there is news about anything I see people going CAN'T WAIT TO SEE RESETERA SEETHE, then 30 days later they dig up 2 posts of people who were kind of upset about it. Seems like you are incapable of predicting how they will act.
Alexander Hughes
>makes the left angry by keeping JonTron in the game I thought that was Yooka-Laylee.
Lincoln Baker
>Trying to compare ignoring mob rule to kick out a voice actor to a random tranny flag to virtue signal wow
I think you've got me all wrong, I'm just pointing things out, it's going to be funny to see the "fuck gears for breakfast" threads when they remove jontron and they show up, but I won't be the one posting them.
>people are mad about a flag >people are not mad about the fact that the dlc was promised as free but is sold for money
this is also why gamer gate failed
Isaac Bailey
>makes Switchfags angry with radio silence Where's my fucking port.
David Sullivan
What does the 50 person multiplayer mode entail?
Ayden James
>waaaaaahhh it cost money pls ignore the blatant tranny propoganda Fuck off kike
Jaxson Turner
IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUST POKE A HOLE IN THE CONDOM I MIGHT AS WELL GO RAW YOU DUMB ASSHOLE THIS IS WHY I NEVER TIP WHEN YOU'RE WORKING HERE FUCK!
Anthony Watson
That's the point
Jacob Fisher
>tfw the big patch fucked up nyakuza metro for me and I keep crashing when I'm trying to get in there
Cameron Lopez
Can I even access dead birb stidio level, the one with the boss? Game said a rare sticker spawned in the award ceremony level which is highly improbable and I suspect that the game glitches and spawns them in inaccessible areas.
>the right No, I don't give a shit. This game already has a tranny gender fluid type character, it's even on the cover. How is a flag doing anything worse?
Brayden Taylor
Supposedly my laptop should run this game but it lags real bad even after selecting full performance in options. I'm a consoletard though so I can't into PC, is there anything else I can do to make it playable?
Ian Gonzalez
But I could just go in raw at this point
Samuel Butler
Oh shit are those glasses a hat flare or did I just never notice them on that hat?
Kayden Ortiz
Only the loneliest of virgins could have made this thread. Sagay
>Jontron said that niggers regardless of background are always going to commit more crime this objectively true > and that america should be a white only country except thtat's not what he said and he was pointing out the hypocrisy when it came to diversity only being seen as needed in the west
but yeah true
Evan Lewis
The only opinion I'm willing to accept right here.
>Baby Seals can work on cruise ships >Shadow monsters can take your soul >Hourglasses can alter the flow of time and space >But girls can't be born with mustaches because I take that too seriously. What's it like having autism?
Kino in time I just hope that the online is improved somewhat >Time rifts and Death Wishes need to have invites as well >Mods for online >Enable/disable world sync >face and consumes sync
It don't. When you have two radical sides using the same method, you end with several similarities, but you don't get a "jump from one side to the other".
Christopher Campbell
>Bosshi will NEVER draw another chapter of Futabu Life... is suffering
If there's character on character interaction, expect lewd mods in the future.
Isaac Barnes
>A Hat in Time leaves JonTron in the game despite significant pressure from publications and virtue signaling geeks threatening to boycott the game, demanding that he be removed. >"Wtf I love this game support it Yea Forums support /ourgame/ I love hat kid!!!!!" >A Hat in Time makes a very small, insignificant, playful, completely avoidable and entirely non-forced shoutout to the trans community. >"Wow fuck this game tranny game mental illness 40% pirating now fuck this garbage game"
It's amazing to me that there wasn't this complete uproar when Jontron was kept in the game, but it only happens now because you faggots disagree with it politically. Yea Forums is LITERALLY full of cucks, Jesus Christ.
western civilization unironically needs to fall as fast as possible you fucking retard, read Spengler
Ayden Flores
green area, climb the green train ride it till the end and jump towards the green wall/building you won't be able to jump on top, only on the 2nd or 3rd platform, then you do some wall jumping on steel beams to get to the top. Don't expect much, the mini-boss isn't that fun
Isaiah Morgan
physical retail release when?
Cooper Hall
I assume only steam workshop mods will be allowed on the online
The first time one of these started chasing me, I was actually directly behind it and making a dumb joke about looking up its skirt. I genuinely believed it coming to life was an easter egg and I was being punished for doing that.
Speaking of which, I think I saw a few of the snatcher tokens in the metro but they were transparent and I couldn't pick them up. Did they actually implement deathwish tasks for nyakuza?
Even worse, he completely lost all his edge and there's no reason to fap to his shit anymore
Aiden Rodriguez
You went and found a screenshot of some literal random person's twitter without even a profile pic, 49 minutes after they posted it? I know that's your account you fucking retard
>can't read the Yea Forums filename It was initially screencapped and posted by someone else, but it was downloaded by user and reposted in this thread. Learn how to read you bumbling retards lmao
He is called Patriarch, which textually means "the male head of a family or tribe", and also there's the transgender/sexual/whatever flag thing going on
Get the timestop hat, almost makes it trivial. Man I was trying to do that for 2 hours before getting that hat.
Jackson Gonzalez
>this objectively true That's the thing; it wasn't, and he got called out on it with FBI stats. I don't disagree with the overall premise of his arguments but that fact was just wrong.
Zachary Bennett
People getting angry or upset about this dlc. Best dlc so far
Also dash to swithches, owls take few second to catch up, buying you time.
Caleb Miller
Someone could totally make a capture the flag mode. The beach balls are synced up in the lobby room so you can play catch and knock them off players
Ryan White
hold up you can switch hats during the parade? i thought you had to use the parade cap fuckin hell
Jaxson Green
>>some no name indie company makes the best platformer of recent memory 3D, perhaps. Not much competition there outside Mario - it's either Yooka-Laylee (a 6/10 at best) or stuff like Ratchet & Clank where platforming is secondary to action.
But this decade alone has produced plenty of genuinely great 2D platformers.
Robert Reyes
this would be cute if it weren't for the anatomically realistic arm
i mean for fuck's sake i don't want to see shad draw my hairy arms. that's just a bit too immersive and just comes off as creepy
Jason Price
pro tip: play the jazzy tune while in spaceship for peak comfy fucking around
Jontard still being in gets brought up in every thread on ResetEra too. They ban people who ask for others to stop discussing his presence, and get labeled cowards or dympathisers for not cutting him entirely if you mention how his character had almost all his lines gutted after his breakdown debating Destiny.
The devs do not give a fuck. They got their money and enough time has passed that short of Jontard shooting up a mosque nothing will incite enough outrage for them to bother to fully cut him
Kayden Carter
You think we're getting anymore DLC? I would really prefer a full sequel myself, better than them getting chained to updates for it like the Shovel Knight devs were to their first release.
What is the point in this? Why are you so desperate for outrage that you have to make up potential events that haven't even happened yet to be angry about? They haven't removed him, you should be happy about that, save your anger for if it ever actually happens.
Noah Bailey
But they are having fun! They are even building stuff!
Ryder Price
Peck you
Justin Gomez
The multiplayer is slightly barebones however really fun. I don't understand how it works, it just does.
Hat in Time turned out fine though, they made what they promised and the game itself is pretty good.
I can understand wanting to avoid kickstarters in general though. There's rarely much benefit to backing early vs buying after release besides the occasional exclusive cosmetic or, in AHiT's case, free DLC. And for every good kickstarted game there's a dozen bad ones.
Josiah Stewart
That would actually make a pretty nice wallpaper. Got an upscaled version?
Hat Kids on pillow = Gamers Rogue Hat Kid = a flag
Jacob Turner
He might have left if you hadn't helped him
Parker Martinez
was dis
Justin White
>tfw by the time they enable mods cuteandfunny will be already dead
Jason Ramirez
>money money money
Hunter Nelson
Fuck that, with of these new voice clips, we can get a better versuon of the cuss pack
Lucas Cruz
why is this hat cat so smug?
Aiden Smith
based Gael, I met him yesterday and he showed me cool stuff
Leo Cook
I finally completed the 0 jumps train rush challenge, but I still have to do the other death wish challenges for 10 seconds to self destruct. I've lost 40 lives so far and I wanna get off this wacky ride!
they should be there, keep in mind that only the rare holo ones are tradeable
Juan Davis
Cool mods for online: >Platforming race >Sliding race >King of the Hill map >Capture the Flag (beach ball) And this is just with no world sync. If they improve the online it can be even more fun
Of course, it all depends on whether the online will even work with mods. If it does not the lobby will dies quite fucking quickly
David Jones
I see. Makes sense, since I have none of them.
Juan Barnes
>a tranny in time fucking resetera fags ruining this board with this shit game
I would if those ice hat jumps wasnt so fucking inconsistent
Chase Nelson
this sounds good to me
Oliver Bennett
If the falling platforms aren't synced, people could always use the balloons for one of those survival modes where you're trying to keep from falling into a lava pit on limited balloons
Ryan Phillips
Why does the game look like shit to me and why do they have 1280x800 as a resolution but not 1280x1024. I know im using an old monitor but using the first instead of the latter seems worse
could you imagine still giving a shit after jon made new videos with black people?
Like if a black dude was cool enough with the comments to be in a video with the guy, than why are you still mad about it? Its been like 3 years and i'm still on the side that just think he was retarded and spammed pol memes without actually thinking it though
also lol imagine thinking this is the one time a game dev pander to sjws and all of the other times were genuine
The no bonk badge is your friend for the early part, because you'll need to compensate for your lack of jumps with scooter distance and running up to where you need to be, like user said, short hopping with the ice cap is crucial for a couple of parts, but I fucking suck at it, so here's some extra advice: You don't need to ice jump the rocky stair that lead to the piano, just run off the rides and you can wall run up them (that takes finesse though), the distance your grapple hook takes you is based in part by the initial position you were in when you first used your hook, this is important because (if you finesse it) you can skip two of the the three platforms that lead to the flaming hoop jump, by riding your scooter off the edge, and just barely grabbing the second hook instead of the first. It's tough, but riding the second hook will give you just enough distance to skip the platforming. The rest isn't as bad.
Holy shit I wish they added some basic multiplayer modes, like capture the beach ball or king of the rumbi. It's just like those games back in 90s where you could just fuck around and have fun.
Alexander Cooper
Based. I can't believe how much time I've killed playing catch with you.
He has nothing to do with AHiT. In fact, the lead dev (Jonas Kærlev) and Max hated each other after some trivial bullshit back in the day. If anything, buying AHiT is shitting on Max. Do your part.
Just my luck when I entered chapter 3 afterwards and met the Snatcher for the first time. It felt weirdly appropriate.
Bentley Lopez
I used "booby"
Jordan King
maybe but the entire thing reeked of padding which is the worst part imho
Camden Williams
The worst part of this entire fucking update is the communication. I have accidentally clicked left stick in over 3 times now stopping me dead on deathwish ruining good runs.
Daniel Young
The cruise is too large and a mess to navigate. Going from one side to the other isn't fun. Then there are the timepieces which are trash. The only good part is the comedy/charisma
Parker Kelly
Yooka Laylee wasn't that bad. A bit rough around the edges for sure, but I enjoyed a playthrough of it. Its no Banjo Kazooie, but its not awful. Just kind of bland in places. Needed more time refining the game.
I liked it too. The boat was interesting to explore, and having to navigate the thing in the stacking challenge was fun for me just because of how hectic it was until people started being bitches and they made the thing easier Also the seals are CUTE
One day I will gain the patience to complete Death Wish. So far only 60% done
Joseph Evans
Cruise was blatantly designed for co-op play so you and a friend coumd split up for the second mission and see eachother running around. It's fine but doesn't make for interesting gameplay in SP after you've explored it all and just makes the fetch quest boring.
Wyatt Roberts
One of my favourite games cost around half the price while on kickstarter and I still refused to back it considering the years of delays it had. Didn't mind paying "double" when it actually came out.
Kevin Wood
>make everyone mad but still lean to right >cater to pedophiles it is like shadman designed this game
Thomas Robinson
someone tell me where the fuck the second blue rift is in subcom I feel like I've run all over this place five times and can't find the damn thing
Samuel Collins
Can you name some? I'm in the mood for Platformers.
Joseph Ross
>doesnt say nigger nice try Reddit for Breakgast
Angel Russell
This is a game I want to like.
But the first stage was like, strange with that Mafia guys.
I really didn't like them. Specially because they were all clones.
I enjoyed exploring the ship and I thought the design was fine, the broken time piece makes you learn the layout to prepare you for the pizza delivery challenge where you need to know how to navigate it all What was nerfed? I only bought the game last week
Dylan Jones
Is joke
Jayden Walker
Play Psychonauts
Sebastian Adams
Explain. Do they disappear or something?
Carson Gomez
If you type mumbo jumbo just because it sounds nice I'm gonna call you on it. I do agree with your point though. The moustaches are cute and funny, not propaganda.
Hat steals virtually everything from Psychonauts, whose story is far and away better than the half-hearted copy job Hat tried to pull. However, Hat's gameplay is so much better that I cannot recommend you go play Psychonauts because it's just that dated.
Jaxon Sullivan
I think it's more like one of those things that kids do. It's a fake mustache.
So I've run into a predicament. I had to reinstall the game onto a new computer and in the process I think I lost my custom cum-splattered passport picture I I'd created for Hat Girl. Any way to make a new one in-game?
Jackson Allen
If you want rift token, there one that just give like 100 of them.
Jackson Watson
But why are they Mafia? And clones? And so ugly?
They don't match the game atmosphere.
I think about them killing people.
Juan Hall
Post link
Xavier Wilson
just replay the first dead bird mission
Caleb Johnson
just play the first act of dead bird studios again
Jacob Thomas
On the first few days, the requests and tasks that appeared in the cruise would occur much more quickly, making it for more difficult to complete, and making the achievement "Maximum Shippable" too hard for some people, so it's slower and more manageable now.
Ryder Jenkins
when i saw art for her on the first loading screen i thought she was using her long hair to make a mustache. that woulda been cool.
Juan Martin
me too, that would've been much better.
Michael Torres
What was false in what jon said? Im curious.
Logan Martin
>mustache island Where's that?
Blake Sanchez
I swear the death wish version of that mission actually gave me anxiety
>A Hat in Time leaves JonTron in the game despite significant pressure from publications and virtue signaling geeks threatening to boycott the game, demanding that he be removed. >"Wtf I love this game support it Yea Forums support /ourgame/ I love hat kid!!!!!" >A Hat in Time makes a very small, insignificant, playful, completely avoidable and entirely non-forced shoutout to the mentally ill community. >"Wow time for me to go on Yea Forums and false flag. Serves those racists right. RESETERA RISE UP
Yea Forums likes the game and its clear to most of us that they only threw the sewer flag for marketing or to get you fags off their back once you inevitably start screeching about them being bigots again. The only one seething here is you user
I might be inaccurate on the name, but Mustache Girl originally came from an island a kilometer away from Mafia Town that is inaccessible in the final game, and Mafia Town was formally a part of the island region where she at the very least constantly traveled too, but based on her having a hideout in Mafia Town, it was probably just changed to her always living there.
The game has multiplayer now? Maybe that explains how the Mafia are clones.
Well, she's just a normal kid then, she wasn't born with a mustache.
Jack Sullivan
>Kemo shota Oh no... my fetish
Caleb Baker
mafia has very strict dress code. mafia is not same as fellow mafia. just look same.
Ryan Green
but why their faces are the same
Aaron Roberts
She still has it in the flashback though. As far as we know, she always had the mustache, but I never said she was born with it. She just naturally developed one just like everybody else in the setting.
Elijah Myers
Is the DLC worth the money? 8 canadabux is a good chunk.
Oliver Howard
What did they mean by this?
Jacob Bailey
They're the worst characters, they should change them for something charismatic.
Julian Perry
plastic surgery to change their identity to mafia.
Leo Baker
Can you believe the hat kid was a boy the whole time.....
There aren't really any other NPCs in Mafia town aside from the Mafia, her, and the old men that the Mafia abuse. What happened to everyone else can be left up to interpretation but they're probably dead. With that said, I had said that everyone has a mustache not because of additional female NPCs, but because I believe one of the developers had mentioned this themselves that everyone has a mustache where she comes from.
Joshua Brooks
have fun
Blake Cooper
>and he got called out on it with FBI stats. Wait, what? FBI stats show that black crime rate is absolutely horrific.
Have fun, remember you can cancel out of the dive, you don't need to collect all the yarn you find (just most of it) and remember to say PECK
Tyler Anderson
then user saved a pic from another literal who who screenshot his own tweet, that's even more pathetic
Jose Bailey
Why does Yea Forums seethe so much about such a tiny portion of the population? How do we stop tranny derangement syndrome? >inb4 “s-sure there’s few of them, but they shove their shit in our faces all the time!” Do you know how much tranny drama I see outside of Yea Forums? Zero.
Charles Rogers
>DLC adds even more loli smug these fuckin devs know exactly what they are doing
Asher Clark
What kinda whacked out neck of the woods has everyone growing copious amounts of facial hair regardless of gender? I mean, it's possible, just a little bit unlikely.
>that everyone has a mustache where she comes from That's immediately what I thought when I first saw her, that said I thought more of her as being a mafia child until that Time Rift telling the story of the mafia boat.
M-MOOOOODS!
Jason Adams
>Do you know how much tranny drama I see outside of Yea Forums? Zero. What's it like living without eyes
Isaac Diaz
It's called Portugal
Ian Rivera
>whacked out neck of the woods has everyone growing copious amounts of facial hair regardless of gender? Dwarves.
What’s it like being kept perpetually outraged by a few trolls who go out of their way to find content that will trigger you and then shoves it down your throat?
Gavin Bennett
"Catch her. Make it quick. Rewaaaard is one million..."
They're kinda funny but it's true Mafia Town is lacking in notable characters. The Mafia Boss appears like once and then he's a jar, and then there's only the guy with glasses but he never gets developed. Compare to the Conductor and DJ Grooves who have actual personnalities and goals or to fucking Snatcher who has that and some deep lore. Now that I think about it no character in the game even get close to being as developped as those 3, even Mustache Girl disapears for the whole fucking game after Mafia town.
Eli Cooper
There's literally an achievement for murdering several members of the Mafia by pushing them off precarious places when they're minding their business. What's really messed up is you can see some of the inhabitants already having been hung to death by these nooses. That's how I knew what would happen if I grappled that thing before it even happened.
Ryan Roberts
You can't really blame the director, imagine idiots like the folks at kotaku getting thrown that bone.
Ryder Baker
So would that mean she's a Dwarvish mutt of Portuguese and Aussie origin? how many pints do you think she can down in 5 seconds?
Ryder Adams
Would you have still bought her game if she wasn't a loli?