Poor children

Isn't it one of those garbage low-pay jobs you put up with as a teenager for most people? Not surprising they fuck it up often.

THE VILLAIN MEWTWO TURNS OUT TO BE A DITTO THE WHOLE TIME

THATS THE TWIST

When I saw happy feet the film took like 15 minutes late to start.

Ah fuck you mate I was gonna see this tomorow

I have zero intention of seeing this but that sounds hilarious and I hope it happens and the pokefags are super salty about it.

>be seven years old
>Love Pokemon
>Beg mom to take you to see Detective Pikachu
>Get a front row seat
>Excitedly clutching on to your Detective Pikachu plushie as the trailers begin to play.
>Apparently no one had the braincells to realize the wrong trailer set was playing.
>I realize the wrong movie is about to start but to my horror everyone in the theater is just sitting there going “OH NO OH NO” instead of just leaving.
>I see a news reporter scribbling rapidly in their journal with their tongue waving madly and dribbling, their eyes bulging from their head and their engorged member also fires load upon load of sticky film, a film that is also not Detective Pikachu

Seriously though why didn’t parents just take their kids and leave?

The villian is a ditto but it's not mewtwo in disguise or anything.

what horror movie is even in theaters? that weak ass conjuring entry?

Not true but wont spoil

Remember when someone uploaded porn to the official Sesame Street Youtube channel and millions of kids watched it without (immediate) knowledge of their 'youtube will raise my child' mothers?

I mean, even if that is the case, it's not exactly the most mindblowing twist of all time, so i would still enjoy the movie.

Gamers rise up, we're being oppressed.

>no-one getting up to complain after the first trailer, and it gets all the way through to the start of the film
How retarded do you have to be?

>loving pokemon during the era that detective pikachu released
Hope the little shits got traumatized for life

Daily reminder that pokemon died after BW2

Why the fuck would you not leave the second the movie starts and you realise it's not a fucking Pokemon movie?

stupid enough that they're employed as a "journalist"

Probably Us.

>be seven years old
>Think pokemon is alright
>Mom thinks the family doesn't do enough stuff together so she's taking everyone to see a movie
>Get a front row seat
>Lean back, wish I was at home watching my favorite streamer or playing a game but maybe this will be good too
>Trailers start playing showing a bunch of really cool bloody stuff you've never seen before
>Glance excitedly but nervously at your mom, she looks a little distraught but isn't doing anything about it
>Realize they messed up and I'm about to see my first horror film, feel giddy inside
>Mom moves to leave and say something but I beg her to let us stay
>Wind up having the most exciting movie experience of my life

This was probably the closest approximation to the experience for anyone who didn't get up and leave immediately. People tend to forget what they were like when they were little kids. This shit is exciting taboo for them.

Touché

This happened to me once with the Evil Dead remake.

I honestly don't know about how theatres work but how would you do that? getting to the nearest staff member that you can actually reach requires going back to the entrance and they'd probably have to call a manager who knows who's in charge and by then whoever is in the projector room probably realizes he fucked up

You tell the guy through the projector window thingy.

that's really high up in theatres here I think

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Many of the kids that were in the cinema wanted to leave because they were scared of the pokemons in the movie. That's what happened in my city.

I mean, the trailers usually last a good 10 minutes. The moment you get the Annabelle trailer, that's when you should be going. If they're playing inappropriate trailers for the age group, they're not going to just say "oh, let me just call my manager", they'd get onto the projection people as soon as. There has to be some protocol, as having to wait for a manager when there could be some fucked up shit being shown could cause an absolute uproar.

>R-rated trailers start playing
Most parents would grab their kid by the arm and drag them out, before going nuclear on the ticket seller.

i don't blame the adults for laughing but it must've made it even more disturbing for the kids there.

$50 says this never happened and the "journalist" is a lying faggot.

I hope it was a good horror film.

Most children nowadays are babysitted by youtube. A horror film wouldn't phased them since they spend all day watched Elsa fart on spider-man while having nerf gun fights.