YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE. WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENCE?

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You can't commit a crime against argonians. They are flora.

Uh....meow?

Did you just assume Skyrim's gender? GUARDS! GUARDS! ARREST THIS MYSOGINIST CISGENDER WHITE MALE.

Fus-roh-dah.

I didn't do it, it was a khagit

Have sex.

Fuck you

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i suck your dick if you give me a pardon

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Fuck jannies.

You guys don't even compare to Cyrodill's guards lol.

battle born

*dabs disrespectfully*

-go to prison
-don't go to prison

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i did it all for the nookie!

(quicksaves)

YOU DARE FIGHT A DUMNER

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Complain about how skyrim sucks and let everyone on the subreddit love me

>reinstall it
>no wonidowed mode
>mouse sensitivity is sht
>alt+enter wond window it
>alt tab out and alt tab in
>arrow now on screen and can't get it out

Bethesda can't make games, its broken trash

>Quicksaving in skyrim
It's like you want to fuck your savefile up

I'm the Thane

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I can't control the volume on my pc on any of the ES games while they are running, I have to alt-tab out to do it, which usually makes the game crash especially on Morrowind or Oblivion

I’ve never had a bounty in Skyrim other than the required one in the dark brotherhood

Hail hydra