Call me a grumpy old man but it pisses me off that my faggot ass 2 year old nephew can't get past level 1-1
Grow a brain, you little prick, I got a NES and SMB1 for my second birthday and beat it in short order
Call me a grumpy old man but it pisses me off that my faggot ass 2 year old nephew can't get past level 1-1
Daniel Hernandez
Isaac Ortiz
>when people treat entertainment like a dick-measuring contest
Embarrassing.
Jack Bailey
You should teach him a lesson and throw him out in the streets for a few days that'll show the fucker.
Elijah Carter
>not treating anything like a dick-measuring contest
And that's why you and all kids nowadays are a bunch of faggots.
Owen White
>two years old
Parker Long
>the fetus in my wife's womb can't beat Ninja Gaiden
dumb-ass little shit
Sebastian Fisher
>rotting a 2 year olds brain with vidya
Wait until hes 4 you dumbass
Liam Rogers
Time to abort
Jayden King
That's what early video games and arcades were all about dumbass
Nathaniel Cruz
>thinking not being a cliche dudebro is being a faggot
Yikes!
Jonathan Bailey
>games were artificially difficult so kids/parents didn't feel ripped-off when a game bought at a modern equivalent of $100+ was beaten in a half hour.
Joseph Russell
sureudid
Gabriel Ward
he's fucking two.
Get a grip you fucking incel
Thomas Butler
>2 years old
Dude, we have age ratings for a reason!
Lincoln Campbell
>beating the first level in SMB is a dick measuring contest
William Jackson
>he's fucking two
And?
Did you not read the part where I said I beat SMB1 at that age myself?
If you're old enough to sit upright and hold a NES controller, you're old enough to beat Super Mario Bros.
Gavin Smith
>green colored text
You're one of them "special" folks, ain't you?
Eli Martinez
You know what, you are right. Give the kid Super Metroid. If he can't beat it at 2 years of age, he is fake gamer and failure as a human being.
Jace Thompson
Your nephew is a fuckin casul desu.
Fiber wire him while you can.
Jaxson Martinez
Joseph Mitchell
I bet that faggot couldnt even kill mini kraid
Lincoln Carter
>folks
Trump confirmed for onions?
Joseph Moore
This just tells everyone how insecure you are. That's gay af
Lucas Morgan
>this entire thread
Blake Thomas
Gabriel Roberts
yea he's TOO old to not pass 1-1
Aiden Cooper
your nephew is a bitch, I hooked up sensors to my sister's stomach and had her baby beat all the original mega man game's from the womb using muddled sound cues to go off on
Carson Morales
You basing this on like a memory or something?
William Allen
Even my sperm cells can beat SMB 1-1, you and you nephew should both be ashamed of yourselves.
Thomas Phillips
>Did you not read the part where I said I beat SMB1 at that age myself?
So what happened after you woke up?
Carson Brown
My uncle spent the week with us and says I beat it five days after my birthday without any help.
Justin Sanders
And you also believed Santa Claus was real