Yea Forums plays Real Lives 2007

Does the pope rape children?

ONE FOR THE ROAD BABY! BLAZE OF GLORY!

ONE
LAST
TIME

No one wants to die on the stage. But do it like Bowie and have a full album ready to release on the day of your death.

>Todd with 3 health
>BRENDA WITH ONE FUCKING HEALTH
Yeah fuck it play your heart out

Our swan song

>health
man, you got a worse education than Fernanda

lets do this motherfuckers

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Retarded leper spotted

youtube.com/watch?v=3zDzysPlw7g
Time for our final performance, and time to retire.

Now that we aren't working anymore, we can have three leisure activities again. First three replies decide.

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oh wait i'm a fucking idiot

That's their age you blind fucking monkey

That's their age user...

Watch TV

Religious

Need to find God before we bite it

activism

PRAY TO GOD

Physical training

Now, we wait. Should we try for more children?

Also fun fact about the steel pan, it can't be played under direct sunlight because the heat will damage the pan.

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DEUS VULT

Too late to pray now, get /fit/

God no

Time to consummate like bunnies

WE'RE HAVIN' ANOTHER ONE!

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Just die already so I can go to bed

>Resistance 7
>Health 16

nigga she dead

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EDWARD SERIOUSLY MAN FUCKING STOP

Turning tragedy into bliss

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You idiots can we even afford another kid? We're just bearly making it with 2

It's another boy! Once again, first reply that guesses a name on the list decides the name.

Also our husband got a better job so now we'll make more money.

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Can't wait for the reaper hub?

Benjamin

ARTHUR

Jack

>15 health

youtube.com/watch?v=u6NOYTXRJzA

Ricardo

michael

Gabe

Charity like fucking hawks, or vultures.

>"I got leprosy, Dutch."

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>-425/mo
Y'all gonna starve soon

Aiden

Alright, now, time to wait again. If we have anymore kids we'll just start draining our money. We're going to die too early to be able to raise them properly, so we might as well leave them with a large inheritance.

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Well no shit dunno why you chose to get another one!

Why cant we just fuck off and join a leper colony?

>health: 13
youtube.com/watch?v=x_qjs_mF51I

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semper fi little brazilian girl

GODDAMMIT TODD STOP PLAYING WITH WORMS

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f

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SO MANY FUCKING WORMS

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See that dirt? I can eat it.

Jeuss christ where are they all coming from?

>9 health
welcome to the end times

What the fuck are they eating roadkill?

Welp looks like Todd isn't making any video games.

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NOW WATCH ME WHIP

VITALS DROPPING

UH OH
youtube.com/watch?v=ALFLj4teY_E
WHAT DO WE DO?

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>you can do anything!
Even save your mommy, Todd?

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youtube.com/watch?v=bbS76N86lqc

Forgot the link

IT'S OVER

NEVER CONFESS

click less info

No, we're gonna die soon anyways. What are they going to do to us?

GO ON THE RUN

Might as well, you aren't long for this world.

What the fuck did we do?!

>5 Health

It doesn't matter anymore

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!

>5 health
DENOUNCE THEM

NEVER GIVE IN
NEVER SURRENDER
FUCK THEIR CONFESSION

at least we'll die like a manlike a 39 year old female Brazillian leper who illegally immigrated to Trinidad

youtube.com/watch?v=mLDo-jHcvAQ
FUCK DA POLICE

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TOO LEGIT TO QUIT

FUCK YEAH

lets celebrate and start smoking again

based

The court finds the defendant...

Not Guilty

WE ARE BAD BOYZ!!!!!

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>HEALTH: 1
>RESISTANCE: 0
youtube.com/watch?v=L4X_DMcjYaI

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youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0
>5 Health
>2 Resistance

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
AALIIIIIIIVEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Fernanda-chan...

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doug tennapel was serious when he said earthworm jim was back

>Literally last breath
>"lol btw you got hookworms xdd"

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ITS TIME MOTHER FUCKERS

Based Ghost Trick music, also F

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Holy shit boys 1hp left

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It can't end like this

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>die with fucking worms and your skin falling off

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>WE'RE STILL ALIVE
FUCKING
HOW

Do we use our money to move to another country to give our kids a better life?

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>Fernanda dying on mothers day
Why am I feeling so sad right now?

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Kind of surprised you didn't die there and released your biowarfare payload. Maybe they didn't want you brown ass condemning the place.
OH NEVERMIND, WE ARE BACK ON SCHEDULE
youtube.com/watch?v=aroBdjZqq7M

We can try, though it will be hard since we'll be out of work and also be on the verge of dying.

SECURE A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR CHILDREN AND OUR HUSBAND!

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DO IT

TAKE YOUR KIDS TO AMERICA

HEAVEN OR HELL, LETS ROCK

Try for another baby.

Illegally move to Mexico.

NEVER

It's too late for us to do anything, get all the money we can get and pray that Edward doesn't fuck it up

fuck ghost trick was good
gotta play that shit again

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Start your own company doing literally anything.
put ALL your money into the company.

Find a senzu bean and eat it

Do we move to somewhere like the US or stay in T&T? Majority vote on this one.

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US
And actually, honor it this time user

FREEDOM

go to syria and warn assad about a coup

GO TO STATES

Uganda

America, lets make it so the last thing we do is give our family the best life they could get

United states.

LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE!!!!

Move to Uganda

US

That is of course if it wins.

US
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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Clapistan

China

based

>1 health remaining
GOTTA RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT MENINA

Move

DO WE TRY AND GO ILLEGALLY?

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do it pussy

its hilarious everytime Yea Forums plays as a woman in this game and you fags are more vicious, status obsessed and gold digging than actual woman

Yes. One last adventure.

this game is HARD

lucky op

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CANON ROUTE

YES FUCK YES
CALIFORNIA WILL LOOK AFTER US

WHO'S GONNA STOP US?
THE POLICE CAN'T TOUCH US OR WE'LL GET OUR WORMS TO ATTACK EM

Do it now

we're bringing drugs, we're bringing crime, we're rapists

Sí

WALL HASNT BEEN BUILT LETS GO

we're also bring hookworms and leprosy

Holy shit.

LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO

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Fuck yeah let's start an epidemic

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youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
IT TOOK US TWO TRIES, BUT WE MADE IT! WHERE DO WE LIVE?

MAJORITY RULES ON THIS ONE TOO

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Kek

FUCK TEXAS
MOVE THERE

With a health of 5 you'd think she'd be bed-ridden.

Hawaii

CALIFORNIA
SPREAD THE LEPROSY, KILL THEM ALL

Detroit

SAN FRAN' MOTHERFUCKER.

guess it's time to close the ivato international airport

One of the real white states, like Maine or something. Make those white people uncomfortable.

Texas

let's start a leprosy epidemic in paterson

Cali or Orlando Florida

ESCONDIDO

Orlando, so your death is public domain floridawoman.

CALI'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO!

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ALABAMA

WE'RE A MINORITY WOMAN WITH A CRIPPLING DISEASE WE'LL BE A CELEBRITY IN CALIFORNIA

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, BABY

Somewhere in California, the rest of US is shit anyways.

We going for them Califronia gibs

>WE ACTUALLY MADE IT
HOLY FUCK

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ESCONDIDO CALIFORNIA IT IS!

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>health still at 1
fernanda confirmed herald of nurgle

LOCAL WOMAN REFUSES TO DIE

SPREAD THE GIFTS OF THE ALLFATHER

TRY TO BE A MUSICIAN AGAIN

BAD HOMBRES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

NICE, HE GOT A JOB QUICKLY SO WE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME MORE MONEY

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Cashed money from (((jewelry))). Shouldn't have done that.

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CLING TO LIFE FERNANDA!!! FOR YOUR KIDS!

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>ctrl+f "Goiter"
>Phrase not found
Shame on you.

>Move to the US
>Diet immediately becomes meager
lel
Is it true you fags think hamburgers are actual food

>moving to the states reduced child's health by 10
oh boy here we go

youtube.com/watch?v=EJgRLxDGS98

F.

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>Caught trying to sneak into the United States
>Still live in Cali
>No repercussions whatsoever

Seems about right

RIP Fernanda Coelho Boyd 2007-2049
Press F

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youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM

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Lived through all that, yet as soon as steps foot on american soil...

use that extra chromosome to buy some food

RIP

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RIP In pieces Fernanda

Death comes for all, but some win all the same
gg

just as things were looking up

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Good.

Have you called your mom yet Yea Forums?

Godspeed, Fernanda, the last thing you did was give your family a great life. F

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Born in shithole, died in shithole. At least we lived our life to the fullest. F

youtube.com/watch?v=pBQVxrQqnFM

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>She died before her parents did
>Her kids didn't even get past elementary school
>But she gave them a decent inheritance and future in California
>Husband is still working a well-paying job that's much higher than their expenses
>And this happens on Mother's day
For someone who got leprosy as a child, she did a lot. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Anyway, that's all from me for tonight, I gotta go to bed. I hope you guys all enjoyed this, I may do another run sometime, I love doing these.

youtube.com/watch?v=GGwNdWkGpK4

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youtube.com/watch?v=OKlNdzpICW0

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RIP in peace fellow monkeykin
youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA

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Thanks for the thread OP.

Thanks for the thread OP
Was great fun while it lasted

I hope you do more of these threads OP it's a lot of fun!

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For having such a crippling disease, she lived a very productive and fullfilling life

She got it at fucking 15, I'm shocked she made it that far.

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FERNANDA! ;_;

how do i download this game?

Remember to tell your mother you love them, anons.

>get thrown into madagascar
>earn enough money with my 8 nigletts running around to have like 100m in madagascar currency
>blow most of it on 2 unsuccessful illegal immigration attempts to the us
>34m left
>dump into land
>land starts making some nice gains after a few years
>become a statistic in the obituary about a decade later

Did already and later my gardener-bro will bring her some potted flowers, thanks for reminding me, but I am on top of this shit

DO ANOTHER

see that mountain? you cawhseguawhgnrgkagnwet

It kinda sucks that you can't see what happens to your character's children.

The last time I was in one of these threads it got way too real because the girl we created wasn't set to doing anything for the first 30 years of her life by accident and it was terrifiyingly too close to home for everyone in the thead