I wish we all had astolfo gfs and also maybe metal arms gets a remake.
I wish we all had astolfo gfs and also maybe metal arms gets a remake
Camden Phillips
Ayden Butler
I wish we got Persona 5 on Switch ha ha...
Sebastian Perry
I wish everyone die
including me
Joseph Fisher
I wish someone would suck and fuck me
Brandon White
ew I don't want gay gf that is a boy
Benjamin James
What are you, a cock smoking faggot? Take the astolfo dick vacuum and quit bitching like a lala homo.
Thomas Butler
No! I refuse the gay
Henry Nguyen
Granted, but you're now straight.
Granted, but it's a VN demake that only skims the "important bits".
Granted, everyone gains has 1 die.
Granted, you're now super flexible and horny enough to try something a little new. You also end up liking it...a lot.
Thomas Nelson
I wish best girl would transcend 2d and meet me in the third dimension only to be caught breaking several laws all at once during our visits and i'd take my time to go out and see her in prison over the years until shes a more ripe milf.
Lincoln Powell
Granted. Your Astolfo has a vagina and the Metal Arms remake is done on the Dreamcast.
Ayden Allen
I wish Front Mission Online was brought back and released in the west with english translation
David Long
I wish all humans to have matching sleep cycles not adjusted for timezones.
Brandon Harris
>astolfo has a vagina
They actually did it, god damn you all to hell.
Jeremiah Roberts
Granted. Everyone dies including you. The Earth is reclaimed by nature and survives as a big green rock and water planet for millennia until the sun goes supernova. The universe dies out hundreds of trillions of years later, leaving nothing but darkness and silence.
Then.
Half Life 3 gets announced
Owen Hill
Don't wish for me i'm not a brainwashed faggot unlike you
>gf
kys
Oliver Harris
>vagina
Dylan Nguyen
Granted, mods crack down even harder on 4am threads and there's literally no point in life to socialize early in the morning anymore.
Camden Thompson
Granted. With sleep cycles perfectly synchronized the world is plunged into an unholy nightmare of constant traffic jams and Disneyland tier urban congestion due to everyone being awake at the exact same times
Chase Hughes
Everyone will be asleep, so there'll be no mods or anyone posting in the threads.
>socializing
I don't care as long as dead hours where I'm the only one awake at my videogames are gone.
Ryder Hall
>Humans have matching sleep cycles
>I’m the only one awake
You’re either not human or you think the monkey paw doesn’t apply to you
Luis Campbell
I wish to know how the Protagonist from Hotline Miami was able to stay out of jail for as long as he did considering all the people he killed.
Eli Mitchell
What would you call what your doing right now if not socializing? Besides being a factitious cunt.
Brody Taylor
I wish someone would give me a decent dps slyvando build and general advice for draconian mode for dragon quest 11.
Isaiah Cruz
Granted. The person who gives you this advice has an insufferably nasally voice and laughs at every one of his own jokes even if they aren’t actually funny. You gain knowledge at the price of your sanity
Carson Wright
I WISH FOR ALL THE POWERS AND ATTRIBUTES OF DIO, OVER HEAVEN!
Ayden Wilson
Go to bed, user. You can't comprehend what you read.
Wishing to an ancient artifact, now go away.
Parker Carter
That's how i envision the entirety of Yea Forums with zero exceptions. Those unlikable autist cunts at your local tcg shop are Yea Forums personified, every tcg or tabletop shop has them.
Camden Hernandez
Begone. Shagguth’ng
Mason Garcia
Wouldn’t that be /tg/ then?
Colton Green
Granted. It's in Chinese on an image file, the text is green and the background is a slightly different shade of green so your phone can't translate it.
It came with a copy of "Chinese for dummies" in braille.
Ryan Cooper
But, Bart it's you will be a girlfriend.
Noah Bell
Granted. This knowledge makes you an expert murderer that is extremely brittle.
Juan Peterson
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED
Landon Russell
Granted. A new virtual world is created, free of any and all woes real life could bring. At the cost of your unparalleled freedom and happiness, the outside world decays and dies. You aren’t unsatisfied, you are happy. Yes...dream now...happy friends...happy life...all happy...no sad...
Colton Harris
My boyfriend is now a female to male transsexual thanks
Elijah Green
Wish we had Command and Conquer 4
OH FUCK WA...
Jace Jenkins
I wish i was immortal and could transform into mist
Jason Walker
You are now the immortal jellyfish and can transform into mist underwater.