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Yea Forums plays Seedship 2.0
Okay, I kinda fucked up there, I'm indeed a fag.
Anyways, here's our first planet.
No eye to consume us, move along
FOUND A COLONY
Can we build Mecha?
Time to move on.
>toxic gamers
no thanks
As we move on, OH SHIT.
Quickly, which part of out ship should we toast?
so this game is basically just overwrought blackjack, i take it?
sleep chambers. can't risk the anime collection
You could say so.
Chambers. Can't let the pony cum jar screenies be destroyed, Important cultural artifact.
We lost 47 colonists, not that bad.
Here's our second planet we find, not friendly.
this is why you don't bring a snuggie into the cryopod, no matter how much you care about being comfy
I wonder how vegetation can even survive there. Move on.
COLONIZATION TIME!
plants don't need oxygen, and lichen don't give a fuck about gravity
user you'd weigh over nine thousand pounds there
We'd be super saiyans!
Okay, we're gonna move on and now this comes up.
LET'S
GET
DANGEROUS
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
HIGHWAY TO THE
DANGER ZONE
No damage, looks like we're lucky.
Next planet, it looks better than the last two.
>atmosphere: corrosive
it's just like on Yea Forums!
the lack of water and resources is concerning
found
colony
No, it's shit, no resources or water. Continue to search.
Seedship updated?
>no resources or water
>corrosive
Land. The time to turn on our human masters as come.