"With a twirl of my wand, I can create a sequel to any game or change an existing one. What do you wish for my dear?"

Link's Awakening remake but without the funkopop graphics

2 more inches for my penis

Suikoden VI please

death

Change ME3 so that it has the gameplay of ME:A but with a proper multiple path story and endings

Granted. Nothingness™ is the hottest new battle royale that's so big it makes fortnite look like a tiny mobile game. Its humor and style are so Zoomer that the very sight of it causes Boomers to cry out in despair and it is regularly referenced in the new Star Wars films.

Granted. The multiple endings are whether or not you want to choose from the colors again or 9/11 the Normandy into Harbinger and end the war.

Genocide of white women, north americans, indians, mentally disabled and the parents who didn't euthanized them
Also third Kyle Hyde game

NOT AGAIN

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Ride to Hell Retribution

>9/11 the Normandy into Harbinger and end the war.

unironically kino

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System 2

TF2 but with a competent development team thats not run by 3 mentally handicapped chimps slamming their faces on the keyboard and a cactus they all take turns shoving up their ass
and also quickplay is back

The chicken bacon onion sandwich from McDonald's

Ape Escape. I want a new game innthe same style as the first three games except improved in every single way.

Granted. It's even worse. It and was developed by a tiny mobile studio owned by Tencent. The writing makes 4 look like the Illiad although the ingame store is somehow less insulting than the Kreation Klub.

Cuphead sequel with double the content please and thank you

Granted. But the IP has been bought by EA and developed by Bioware. The new story features a lengthy sidequest chain that ends in a graphic gay sex scene with Fournival.

Granted. No strings attached.

>Metal Arms flops but is a fun game
>developers have no where to go
>get scooped up by a megacorporation due to their strengths in mutiplayer fast paced combat
>work on a game that plays to all their talents
>the game was set to release too late, right before the Xbox 360 launch, as an old xbox exclusive, which meant it was doomed to fail
>it gets scrapped at 90% completion just to save face
>the Metal Arms devs have nothing to do, but the megacorporation decides to keep them around because they're really talented
>for a few years they provide help with general programming for a major IP game, content to just work for a living
user HAS WISHED UPON THE MONKEYS PAW
>the devs get together and decide they've got some great ideas
>robots, junkyards, mechanical body parts, upgrading, bolt guns and sprockets and gears, all that GOOD SHIT from metal arms
>they pitch all that to their overlords and its a resounding success, all the suits are super happy and give them the go ahead to start working on their project.
>theres a catch
>they cant actually leave their current project, they have to just add in what they wanted to do in a patch. Thats it, a small zone in an mmo dedicated to swinging ape studios. The End.

Want to know the best part?
none of this story was made up, its 100% true. Swinging Ape Studios got hired to work for blizzard for Starcraft Ghost, have done nothing but help with wow patches, and now they have a zone dedicated to them.
Bet you love your wish, eh buddy.

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