Attached: Nintendo Power vol 195 September 2005_0092.jpg (1197x1577, 207K)
ITT: Vidya Ads
Ian White
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtu.be
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Liam Lee
>touching is good
Jacob Clark
Lincoln Green
Jonathan Cruz
what did they mean by this?
Joseph James
Noah Morgan
Adam Garcia
Jordan Reyes
Charles Clark
Hudson Bailey
Jaxson Anderson
Sony then
>Literal white supremacy
Sony now
>blacked everywhere, s[o]yboys and cucks
Ethan Powell
Henry Sanders
Austin Brown
This would be ok nowadays if the colors were reversed
Camden Bailey
u can pretend to be a cute girl instead of a fat loser
Michael Allen
Zachary Johnson
Logan Ross
I need a cornheiser of Link from the bottom of his tunic up with the word "RETIRING" under it.
Grayson Ross
Left or right?
Bentley Johnson
Brody Lewis
There was another contemporary ad that was.
Jordan Green
I had all those Donkey Kong figures and plushies... I wanna go back, bros...
Julian Perez
what's the point of the tanktop if you can see her nipples anyway?
Chase Thompson
>the most important PC game ever
It's like they saw the future.
Lincoln Parker
Jackson Rogers
God I remember seeing a demo kiosk for canvas curse at gamestop when I was 12 and it blew my goddamn mind. Finally played the game a few years back and it wasn't really anything special but back then just the idea of being able to draw platforms for a little rolly boy was such a crazy idea to the mind of a kid that only just got his hands on a PS2 and before then had basically only ever played Sonic 2 and Pokemon.
Colton Ramirez
Leo Perry
left
Brody Watson
Please preorder RAGE 2
Justin Evans
Ryder Fisher
>the Diddy Kong-shaped CD
Brayden Rogers
>that diddy one that was impossible to play
Ryder Kelly
Ur a lil girl
Gavin Collins
Leo Hughes
you need a top loading cd player to play it
Jose Gray
Christian Clark
Rayman has a huge schlong, it's canon
Ryan Young
Juan Morris
Pretty interesting way to advertise Sun and Moon but not an unwelcome one.
Noah Evans
Noah Perez
is this real?
Nicholas Turner
yes
Brayden Powell
Eli Powell
as a black man i feel disrespected
we was warios an shit
Lincoln Walker
Adrian Murphy
wtf is nero doing
Connor Smith
I don't understand, are they trying to make it look like a horror game.
Ryan Reyes
Asher Allen
Lincoln Harris
To old.
Asher Sullivan
I thought Shadow was the one who pisses on everything
Juan Myers
I will never forgive the 90s for what they did to Kirby
Chase Garcia
>dmc gets a dragon ball crossover
>but I will never ever get to fight fused zamasu as bayoneta
Henry Stewart
this one is gold
David Robinson
To this day I'm uncertain how much of 'Grizzled man Kirby' was ironic or straight.
Jordan Jones
Oh shut up. It’s not like this is the highlight of my day either
Elijah Thomas
Looks like nero
Owen Scott
weaboos: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP AMERICIZING THINGS! FUCK 4KIDS! I WANT DIRECT ENGLISH TRANSLATION
and that's why we only get sterile shit with 0 personality now
Alexander Richardson
DO NOT
Cooper Lee
>have you seen those weird ads for the playstation 3?
>there's a playstation 3? I gotta buy one!
Jackson Morgan
Kirby is pure and wario is a Jew.
Ryder Scott
how is the Canvas Curse ad Americanizing?
Levi Green
hownew.ru
Andrew Reyes
Do not what, user?
Gabriel Anderson
still kicking myself that I never bought the zelda game boy camera, those things are worth their weight in gold now
Zachary Young
Colton Roberts
warzone was dick, AKI was goat
Blake Richardson
Joshua King
Met my closest friend in grade school because he had a the Bowser plush and I had the DK one.
I wanna go back to the simpler times.
Lucas Smith
Is this the first Console-tan?
Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Kelly
Brayden Cruz
I don’t know why, but this hit me right in the nostalgia bone
Jackson Robinson
Crash Bandicoot had console-tans in one of it's advertisements.
Adrian Williams
Levi Jones
Luke Hughes
I liked Gamecube advertisements
Still felt like 90s advertising without the gross-out stuff.
Thomas Lopez
Elijah Taylor
Gabriel Long
Caleb Myers
Daniel Davis
Lucas Gonzalez
Dominic Lewis
Lucas King
These images are good for the soul..
Eli Roberts
Adam Allen
Henry Martin
Brandon Bennett
> go to 3d.com
> nothing there
THIS ISNT FAIR i finally have money and i cant even get this rad as fuck shit anymore
Lucas Carter
Easton Torres
Oliver Garcia
Kino Ad
Alexander Morales
Nathan Smith
Ayden Russell
>This ad was made pre 9/11
Sigh
Jacob Thompson
Christian Lopez
This is a pretty good ad of "angry kirby"
Personality isn't altered, just given details to make him seem deadly.
Eli Carter
>Hahaha guys epic sex jokes hahah video game ads sure were better back then LOL XD
Chase Perez
Translation?
Jaxon Brooks
the face of soul
Blake Allen
Jason Long
Owen Hill
Aaron Rodriguez
I want that funky plushie
Alexander Ortiz
i thought of the same thing when i saw it
Angel Campbell
Unlike today; game devs and their games actually delivered.
Aiden Bailey
My neighborhoods' priest always told me:
"My boy, it's better to give than to take"
Dead or Alive:
You give it, or you take it. The D
Caleb Jenkins
Andrew Hall
Asher Rogers
oh no
James Lewis
>White lies
>That entired concept
10/10. Shit's is almost perfect.
Jackson Gray
Anyone have magazine ads for the N64 Zeldas? I only remember the TV spots.
Samuel Anderson
This one's one of my favorites.
Jayden Turner
THEY make him sound like a cold blooded killer
Jack Hernandez
>Playstation 3
>girl is the 4th person
How do you fuck that up.
Angel Bennett
Jeremiah Adams
Blake Butler
Kevin Campbell
Why were ads in the 2000s so kino? Not just vidya ads either.
David Allen
THAT FOX
Kevin Lewis
what was his problem?
Justin Young
I was gonna point that out too, but really, is that the weirdest thing happening in that image?
Nathaniel Reyes
>BLING BLING YAHOO!
Angel Bennett
It's a feeling of nostalgia and innocence compared to these modern times. Back then, people didn't know how shitty corporations were. How much blood was spilled for idiotic causes every day. How much people's religious beliefs would twist morality to suit their needs.
Jackson Reyes
Seeing as how much of a failure it was, that clearly backfired.
Hunter Phillips
Christian Nelson
and people doubt kirbys gender
hmmm
Gavin Young
wish Yea Forums would just play mario party 5 :(
Connor Nelson
Best Doom commercial right here
youtube.com
Dylan Bell
Wyatt Miller
fuck. you're right. i found myself wanting to go back to the 90s a few days ago, or wishing i was born in the 50s instead so I could live through the 70s-80s. All that shit happened then too, but we're all always on the internet so we know whatever is happening all the time.
Knowledge really is a curse, and ignorance is bliss.
Adrian Baker
Carter Reed
The internet wasn't as widespread as it is now. If you wanted to make your product known, you had to do something that would grab people's attention and be memorable. Not the case nowadays cause the internet will do the marketing for you
Kayden Hill
They're big guys.
Luke James
Robert Robinson
Wh-... no they couldn’t have aired this. What the fuck
Daniel Jenkins
how come he never pisses in the games then?
LET SONIC PISS
Bentley Cox
>if we hate 4kids mongoloids, we can't have these ads
Yeah, retarded logic.
Matthew Stewart
What are the best sites for these old video game ads and posters and such?
Landon Martin
Ian Adams
Oliver Nelson
It's a shame this was never release outside Japan.
There are many Japanese ads mocking the overwork culture outside vidya
Christian Morris
Jaxon King
>funcoland
>babbage's
>software etc.
>eb games
different days
Carson Wright
i want that monkey to FUCK ME
Bentley Peterson
Julian Thompson
this is fucking sick.
Blake Young
What? Incredible Crises was released in the US.
It just wasn't a large printed game. No game Titus published had a large print.
Christian Ward
kino
Jacob King
>all these spanish comments
lmao
Christian Adams
kek
Jayden Gonzalez
Matthew Kelly
Andrew Nelson
ONE THAT LETS ME GET FUCKED BY GOAT DADDY SATAN
Ian Martinez
Carter Morgan
they know their audience.
people who haven't showered for months.
Zachary Jones
I want to touch kirby!!
Jason Lee
Absolutely spooky.
Daniel Hall
Cameron Martin
there was a series of cute ads with Kirby walking around in the real world. anyone remember what game it was for? squeak squad maybe?
Adam Smith
Jackson Jackson
Canvas Curse. it also had a finger
youtube.com
Isaiah Parker
Robert Miller
Luis Sanders
Jacob Gray
Adrian Adams
CRAZYMAN!!
Christian Hill
POYO
Nathan Wood
Thomas Rivera
Wait, it's Canvas CURSE? Not Canvas Course?
Shit, this is some Diddy's Kong Quest realization for me.
Lincoln Torres
There's always a sense of "holy shit this feels strange I gotta see what the fuck this is" I get from these ads, must be the intention. Like, you think you're just gonna play a regular Pokemon game, then you see an island with evil green mist glowing from it, must be evil shit. Turns out it's just a place where you fight cool people with strong Pokemon.
Xavier Reed
This is more promo art than an advertisement but whatever
Benjamin Garcia
yeah that's right. hah, that's silly. this thread is actually making me pretty sad. video games just don't feel the same now a days.
Jackson Morris
Jonathan Kelly
its because they are afraid of pushing boundaries now
Leo Walker
Adrian White
Andrew Ward
We posting flyers now?
Mason Diaz
Hell yes we are
Josiah Roberts
i know, look at this one, it practically screams "fuck off kiddo you're not good enough to beat THIS motherfucker", it makes you want to shit on his face every waking moment of your life
Grayson Phillips
real talk, what is this even advertising?
Hudson Russell
the industry spends too much fucking money making these things now so they play it incredibly safe. we used to get all kinds of different games even only a short decade ago. also it hasn't felt like Nintendo was on top since the DS days but they're doing pretty well now a days at least so I'm happy about that.
Kayden Collins
Josiah Baker
Zachary Cook
The PS3 sold over 80 million copies, that's nowhere near a failure.
Jose Lewis
David Williams
Game Boy Advance
The ad is implying the boyfriend is too busy playing his Game Boy, so he puts his foot up instead.
Hudson Gutierrez
The "Who are you?"ads during the cube and GBA was kino.
Aaron Perez
>if this thing was real my victimhood would be validated
Delusional.
Joshua Wood
Luis Sanders
Andrew White
Caleb James
Real talk
Though some of these ads had soul, any ad without any in-game screenshots is cancerous.
Luke Turner
Jaxon Anderson
The old school penthouse style advertisements by real men that have testosterone reminds me of how much we let be taken from us.
>pic related
Bentley Lopez
Jeremiah Perez
>during the cube
cringe nickname
just say gamecube
Jack Watson
>100 USD
christ almighty
Levi Wood
Carson Hall
Now I want to play canvas curse again.
didn't it get a sequel or something?
Lincoln Fisher
Logan Reyes
Logan Lewis
Chase Bailey
How long the PS4 has been out its a crime we haven't gotten a new Ape Escape or even a remake of AE1
Tyler Morgan
Lucas Williams
Benjamin Scott
>diablo font
Chase Reed
Jaxson Ross
Isn't the 20th anniversary this year or something?
Jonathan Reyes
Ayden Anderson
Carson Anderson
So fuckin badass
Ryan Smith
eek cringe and try hard don't like it
Michael Cruz
Make me.
Luke Walker
Nolan Brooks
Unironically my favorite DOOM
Nathan Myers
Austin Rogers
Noah Anderson
Yep its the 31st I think.
Jose Nguyen
they know their aduance huh?
Juan Torres
>not for babies
Yeah, they knew.
Nathan Jackson
There literally was. It was ran alongside that one.
Jackson Watson
wat
Isaac Powell
Thomas Flores
MORE LIKE GAY EFFECT
>NOT for babies
>literal man baby throwing a fit because he can't have it
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Landon Morris
I want to go back bros, I’d do anything. I just want to go back to when things were easier and happier just please let me go back
Austin Rodriguez
I heard about this. Is this the game were you try to assassinate other players?
Thomas Taylor
Noah Myers
It never even came out stateside, did it?
Nicholas Hall
>he can't have it
That's what I said. Not for babies. The only one playing is the grandma. Absolutely based.
Charles Morales
>i hate it when crash puts EZ cheese on my head
DELETE THIS
Robert Harris
I never understood this one, jesus I hated sony ads.
Sebastian Sanders
It did
Asher Cruz
Julian Morales
her hair is just ez cheese?
Jacob Price
youtube.com
not vidya but vidya related
Xavier Lee
you have to go back
Asher Young
What's Mario's tax policy?
Logan Sanchez
Aw fuck I remember this
>Kid in preschool/kindergarten brings one for show and tell
>Everyone tells him to throw it
>Teacher gets annoyed
Fun times
Matthew Cook
Ian Flores
Hunter James
damnit I'm late
Christopher Price
took me a second, nice.
Ian Price
UHHH NINTENDO????
Dominic Harris
source?
Nolan Green
post more kino than this?
Leo Gray
>nibba action 98
Owen Roberts
Hell, I had one of the original Pokedex toys. Gained a few friends having one of those but my teachers were concerned with how much I was using it that they had a long talk with my parents about it, who promptly told them to get fucked
Owen Barnes
????????????????????
Owen Jenkins
Why did this cause so much controversy?
Its pretty tame for today's standards and even back then arguably
David Howard
let me guess, somebody came to this
Robert Edwards
Isaiah Robinson
Oliver Wilson
I wore an old pair of underwear from when I was younger today and my balls really hurt now
Alexander Morgan
IIRC the ad was pretty much on the same level as other edgy game ads of the past - it was the highly publicized overspending and game failure that made it infamous
Matthew Perry
Adam Rivera
>tfw your first fap was to lammy
Hudson Walker
Logan Garcia
Owen Kelly
I WANA BE A GIRL
Eli Walker
HIRE
Brody Bailey
Angel Sullivan
>$1.99 ((("Price and participation may vary.)))
Bastards. Glad I never saw this commercial, would've been pissed as my local BK was charging $4.99(you also had to buy a meal to even buy one) and still had a huge line of cars circling the building almost all day.
Pokemon truly is a liscense to print money.
Henry Roberts
both
Aaron Roberts
Owen Johnson
Looks like we have precedent for Sega X Running With Scissors, unironically can't wait
Evan Nelson
Jayden Carter
>literally making fun of their own playerbase
haha
Kevin Garcia
>tfw I actually haven't seen breasts
I have felt them though
Jace Cox
Kayden Jackson
They better hurry up and release an ad for ultimate about wanting to get fucked in the ass.
Jeremiah Martinez
what the fuck is up with gamecube-tan, she looks like a heroin addict
Benjamin Long
Chase Foster
Daniel Hughes
Xavier Gutierrez
Joshua Cook
Justin Sullivan
Blake Torres
Alexander James
For half a second I thought that was supposed to be Nero.
Jeremiah Bell
>Rotary Calls Accepted
Damn I feel old now
Zachary Price
>game reviewers have been getting mocked for almost 3 decades
Fuck I miss LucasArts
Carson Campbell
Anthony Stewart
god damn I hated hand-cranking those disc buffers
Thomas Kelly
I wonder if this game krashes a lot too
James Martin
11/10 filename
youtube.com
James Wright
Hunter Smith
THIS
Justin Adams
Jack Cox
>those wireless headphones
kino
Owen Young
>that fucking americanized domino
Juan Ortiz
Luke Carter
>tfw big sis steals your harry potter broomstick
Thomas Bell
I wonder if anyone out there still has this merch
Camden Young
I still have the Bowser one sitting in my living room. I lost the DK and Mario when my mom skipped out on paying her storage bill.
Thomas Morris
The problem with this ad is that it expects the viewer to both know and care about John Romero is, and that they will assume that his involvement is more important than the premise, contents, or appearance of the game. Is the average gamer going to keep tabs on the people who direct and develop every game they play? Even back then, and even in the vidya community, I bet the majority of people who saw that ad had never heard of John Romero.
Gavin Campbell
youtube.com
Gee, I wonder if this commercial ever inspired anything
Leo Jones
They literally just started development, they had no screenshots or even a draft to show. So instead they decided to advertise the talent.
Romero didn't want an ad that early, but his partner convinced him people would love it.
That partner who convinced Romero to run the ad, now runs Devolver Digital.
Leo Gomez
Jason Wilson
that bird enemy doesn't even appear in the game but does appear in dreamland
sakurai you fucking hack
Michael Sanchez
I always wanted the inflatable Nintendo Power chair even though I knew it would be garbage.
Levi Cooper
>taxes? yawn
Brayden Bailey
based
Eli Adams
Right
Connor Russell
???
Jack Sanchez
Nicholas Watson
The problem was John Romero was taking fucking forever to make this game amidst a bunch of controversy. It would be like if Half-Life 3 finally came out and ads started popping up saying "Gabe Newell's about to make you his bitch."
Connor Stewart
>"Gabe Newell's about to make you his bitch."
I mean, that's kinda the case already
Jason Rogers
John Harris
My grandma got the banjo kazooie CD for free from a store
I still have it cherished that CD
Carson Thompson
Alexander King
Wyatt Fisher
Magazine ads to this day are still pretty soulful
Parker Smith
I love Quake ads
Oliver Phillips
Austin Walker
Owen Moore
Isaiah Ramirez
Ryan Kelly
Hudson Roberts
You all wrong, lads. So much time has passed since she started playing that her baby grew up. Falls in line with their other ads below quoted, where the theme is how the gamer is so engrossed in it.
Luke Bennett
really simple and effective too. It may just be a stock image with a shooped-on island, some godrays and heavy color grading, but it works.
John Reyes
A fucking doe out of all things.
Why?
Owen Diaz
Real talk, do these threads make you wanna play games you never tried before just because of the ads alone?
William Murphy
Jose Taylor
kino
Isaac Gomez
I don't get it
Jonathan Brown
Levi Fisher
Thanks for reminding me that picture exists.
Isaac Lewis
Okay now I get it
John Fisher
Cameron Foster
Nathaniel Nelson
David Miller
>remake of AE1
The level design of that game is too open and empty to do a proper remake, AE4 in the other hand is a really good idea
Landon Sanders
I don't think any of those ads meant anything.
Adrian Ortiz
Remember when these were considered huge tits?
Blake Campbell
I want those gamecube ads as posters. They are so fucking cool. I miss this Nintendo.
Aiden Thompson
kek
Brayden Torres
I miss when trannies weren't a widespread thing ;_;
Andrew Jones
one of them was the PSP
Wyatt Sanders
First I was mad they reverted to the old single screen grid like levels from the super/mega bomberman games for the sequel to Bomberman 64. Then I actually played the thing.
I don't care if I'm plugging it, if you even mildly enjoyed 64 you need to play it. It's the shit.
Connor James
it's just a phase
Luke Price
>"STOP WASTING CASH ON CRAPPY GAMES"
>"START WASTING CASH ON CRAPPY CONSOLES"
kino
John Ramirez
I had not seen this one before and it has brought me joy.
Daniel Hall
I remember seeing this ad in a marvel comic my primary school had.
I think it was an issue of J2.
Jack Gonzalez
I don't think it's through the director's ears
Jacob Cook
>new clayfighter never because interplay's CEO is a turbojew
why are we still here? just to suffer?
Hunter Scott
Yeah, it was a predecessor to smash bros
Eli Gutierrez
Alright where's the porn?
Justin Green
>Footage of a cancelled Clayfighter got posted to Yea Forums
>Archive dies and now those webms are lost forever
Jaxon Johnson
i'm sure some anons saved that shit, right?
Angel Smith
Couldn't find a better scan in English
Charles Long
Haha, nope
Levi Cooper
>time release characters.
Thats neat.
Jace Allen
Jayden Hill
John Scott
>the freshness of 2012
Elijah Watson
Cooper Flores
Alexander Cook
Nathan Murphy
my first fap was thanks to a sex hotline advert in the back of one of these mags.
i miss is bros.
Luke Allen
>tfw third worlder
>never saw a videogame ad in my life
Hunter Collins
Have some Kino:
youtube.com
youtube.com
Kayden White
OH MY GOD SEGA BACKWARDS IS AGES. holy shit. Why is this the first time I'm ever seeing that being used.
Joshua Long
>second worlder
>pre-7th gen ads were nonexistent or extremely rare
>can't escape PS4/Xbone ads now
too bad modern ads are so soulless
Jordan Bennett
you're probably not from the UK where it was a popular slogan
Wyatt Stewart
Luke Collins
Christian Barnes
Oliver Wilson
Josiah Garcia
Connor Moore
Can't believe Tim Burton ripped off the idea of a Alice in Wonderland sequel.
Jaxson Mitchell
Charles Jones
OU NO NO NO
Hudson Perry
I remeber how everyone back then bitched at how sterile and "souless" was the DS and the ads around it because of the calm simple advertisements and the fact that around that time Nintendo changed the logo to the gray color.
Nathan Flores
Sebastian Murphy
Nolan Bell
Jaxon Davis
Lucas Davis
Hunter Gray
ugly tranny
Landon Brown
>Use cunning
Jaxon Nelson
>expect a goth rpg
>got a roundtable discussion on judeochristian beliefs witha pro catholic, a pro heretic, and a bumbling centrist.
Anthony Morgan
They dont even bother hiding their pedo agenda now