We have all these games where play as a 50+ year old guy.
Where are all those where you are a 50+ woman?
We have all these games where play as a 50+ year old guy
Jace Morris
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Nathaniel Roberts
50+ women are literally worthless
Jonathan Long
Ok, straight up, we know why you made this thread and we need to do something about it. We need to make a pool to commission the porn of this character that she so desperately deserves that will otherwise never get made, it's been a long time coming.
And anyways wouldn't she basically be in her 40s?
Noah Ramirez
My girlfriend made me watch this a couple nights ago, have Disney/Pixar managed to do anything other than the villain fake out in the past ten years?
Asher Brown
helen is a milf yes but she aint in her 50s, she might even be in her late 30s
also to keep it Yea Forums, they should make a 3D helen parr porn game with jiggle and stretch physics
Bentley Ramirez
I thought sjw-ism wouldn't allow older women in video games to NOT be represented?
Liam Campbell
Women are small and weak as shit even in their 20's lol, what the fuck's a 50 year old hag going to do?
Gabriel Bailey
Etrian Odyssey 5
Jose Diaz
I do wonder if Pixar made a game out of this movie: how many times can we jam this dem hips and dat sweet sweet ass in every dad's face while still keeping this a kid's movie?
Daniel Johnson
I literally made this face reading your post.
Landon Peterson
Brayden Barnes
Yea, preserving your body from aging for 500 years still means you're really only 25.
Hunter Carter
Jeanne was out and about that whole time though and you can play as her.
Carter Hernandez
The Cat Lady. I think Susan's in her late 40s.
Julian Baker
>with jiggle and stretch physics
Artists will continue to fail to take advantage of this.
Isaiah Wood
old women aren't attractive in real life
Your ovaries are made of sand and you wasted all your chances to have a productive life and family by riding the cock carosel until you hit the wall. Now that you're old and busted no one wants you except your half dozen cats. Enjoy your piss-stained floors.
Connor Lee
i would fuck and take orders from a gilf
Jaxson Sullivan
>old women aren't attractive in real life
Who gives a thin shit about real life? We're talking about video games, man, video games can have the freshest-looking, most fertile older women imaginable.
Christopher Hernandez
Nathan Hughes
You’ve obviously never fucked one or had one bake you delicious cookies.
Levi Foster
Aiden Sanders
I don't like cookies
Jayden Fisher
Evan Cook
Well you’re a faggot then
Jacob Evans
do you have any webbums of the mindcontrol goggles
Colton King
no you
Nicholas Cruz
>father daughter is done to death in vidya
>mother son is non-existent
literally the only reason I tolerated F4 for as long as I did.
Josiah Ortiz
Wouldn't it be funny if she anal vores her daughter with her elastic butt
Haha
Jaxson Sullivan
Benjamin Lee
Elijah Anderson
Tired of seeing this stupid kid drinking from that faggot cup
Nolan Cox
oh yeah
thats the stuff
Jaxson Perez
Angel Powell
Xavier Carter
bitch
Ethan Rodriguez
Fucking cringe.
Kayden Campbell
Go eat some girl scout cookies for little girls you dumb granny fuggin nigger
Dylan Ramirez
The only person who has made porn with this is
>shadman
life is needlessly cruel
Mason Green
>Tfw there's this 40year old mom who I work with that likes me alot
>Always mentions how she wants to retire and date a young boy in his 20s because they're so full of energy
>Literally says that right to my face
>I'm still a virgin and don't want to lose it to some old woman
Daniel Edwards
There are dumb fuck
Carson Hall
Idk the best fucking feet I’ve ever seen were on this 40 some odd year old milf at my church back in middle/high school. She was like a prettier cate blanchett, high cheekbones, blue eyes, blonde hair in a pixie cut, elfin ears. At least 6’ 2”, god she was incredible.
Nicholas Sanchez
Armed & Delirious
youtube.com
Leo Edwards
what are you retarded, fuck her brains out
Matthew Jackson
Who cares about your first? Fuck her brains out
Nolan Brooks
lad are you fucking stupid
Logan Lewis
Female protagonists are shit so unironically end your life. Women not for sexual purposes are fucking worthless and not even interesting. If you're interested in these characters as legit MCs you're probably fucking gay.
Noah Gray
u gay lmao
Eli Moore
Let's be real user, unless you buy a whore, this may be your first and last chance to get your dick wet.
Josiah Barnes
Samefag and no. I'll wait to lose it to a cute girl around my age
Anthony Russell
Is she remotely attractive?
Wyatt Hughes
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick user, do not waste that chance.
Jack Hughes
>thinking old busted chicks still don't fuck more than you in your prime
cope
Anthony Morgan
Is she hot? And that's if she's serious in the first place
Samuel Butler
All women do this, they don't really mean it user, relax and play along she's probably testing you for her niece
Gabriel Barnes
How dare you talk about your mother like that faggot
Dominic Ortiz
>50+
She's late 30s-early 40s you fucking zoomer.
Eli Myers
She has an okayish face but her body is skinny and petite like a teen girl. Honestly not really that interested.
Noah Bailey
Helen Parr is delicious and completely perfect.
Luke Edwards
you're no longer welcome around here
John Ross
Then don't.
Ryan Adams
>Years later, user would look back to this point in time and say: "fuck"
Josiah Green
>older women are only support characters in games
Where is the SJW rage?
Samuel Miller
Henry Reed
Then why doesn't she do it to the other guys. She literally always compliments me on how strong and fast and full of endurance I am since I move furniture all day. Her daughters are the same age as me ffs it's weird.
Hunter Martinez
Wait, what games can you play as a 50+ year old guy? Only fighting games come to mind.
Owen Jenkins
bro
bang her like there's no tomorrow
she'll thank you and, the most important thing, there will be no long term baggage.
Kevin Taylor
hello ted bundy
Jacob Evans
Lucas Gomez
This is over-animated.
Ayden Taylor
haha what if she kept eating and got fatter and fatter and you kept forcing her to eat more. That would be pretty funny haha.
Michael Thompson
Given all the SFM porn for this character, I thought she was more sexualized in the movie. Those webms are all pretty tame. Not gonna lie, I wish she had even more SFM stuff though.
Dylan Butler
Don't listen to them. Do what you want, but getting involved with mothers of any age is a really bad fucking move. Older women have less issues than younger ones, but don't settle. Have some faith and dignity in yourself and don't undersell what you have to offer.
Julian Price
don't do this rn
Jacob Baker
She thinks you're a nice young lad with a bit of muscle who won't mistreat her daughters as a pump and dump due to the obvious touch of autism, unlike the other blokes who will pump and dump is why
Joseph Ortiz
It'd stop being funny after about 30-40lbs but I imagine you have a different sense of humor than me.
Luis Clark
regardless of who you fuck you really need to focus on fucking somebody asap. losing your virginity is always underwhelming and the longer you wait the more of a complex your going to get about it.
Asher Watson
The door scene in Incredibls 1 gave me all kinds of funny thoughts.
Justin Price
I want to lose it to a 22 year old virgin girl though. I want someone my own age to have awkward first time sex with. I just can't stand the idea of going down on a girl who's had a dick inside her.
Blake Brooks
I wanna eat her ass like that donut
Leo Powell
>tfw pixar gave me asphyxiation by thighs fetish at the tender age of 12
Thanks Pixar
Liam Reyes
>22 year old virgin girl
Who wants to give this user the lowdown?
Thomas Butler
...user I don't know how to tell you this
Matthew Sanders
Saddest part is that i'm actually willing to believe people like this still exist.
Colton Scott
You're looking at the wrong gender for a virgin at that age bud.
John Hughes
>t. incel
Anthony Lopez
whos gonna tell him
Matthew Martinez
your instincts are healthy and normal but sadly we live in weimar republic 2.0 and young people are shamed and socially pressured into performing sodomy before theyre old enough to do long division. young men can fall through the cracks in this degenerate society, but young women are sought out and rarely make it through unscathed.
at the very least, any young woman who managed to stay trad is one who paired to her high school sweetheart. the best you can hope for, realistically, is to be #2.
Hudson Hernandez
Fuck a 22 year old guy if you want a virgin
Nathaniel Phillips
Jeremiah Lopez
Shut up there's this loser fat girl in my class so there's still a chance. Why do you all hate women so much that you think they're all sluts and bitches and hoes.
Carter Gray
>that 50 year old woman at work with giant hips and thighs and tiny waist
help
Wyatt Taylor
Young women on average are more desired by men than vice versa. I don't hate them because I'd do the same given the choice.
Aiden Young
I could have fucked this virgin fat autistic girl my age but fuck that
Don't be that guy, user
Ryder Edwards
You specified that it was some fat loser bitch, all women are sluts and that one has probably been slam pigged already.
Lucas Hernandez
Jacob Davis
No. It's ingrained in their framework now. After Frozen (Which wasn't the first, but was the most successful) they decided it was the most lucrative option.
Instead of having complex and developed villains like old animated films, where the bad guy was more interesting than the hero, and the hero was often a very picturesque and clean cut, low fault character, the villain had to carry the show by having their faults and their human aspects, all while doing the wrong thing to drive the story forward.
Now they try and flip it, by making more interesting main characters, and literally no build up, no consequence, and no depth villains, and it really hinders the story, it's a lot less interesting, and doesn't offer any satisfying build up or climax.
Adrian Flores
Justin Sanchez
ugly and fat women are way more likely to be promiscuous than petite and attractive women
people are not what you think they are, people work in fucked up ways
Dominic Ramirez
having sex doesn't make you a slut. grow up and start getting in touch with your inner-homo sapien already.
Adrian Hernandez
Goddamn I hate when faggots decide to ruin a porn thread by talking about themselves. Myself included right now. You retards need to shut the fuck up and let the Helen picture flow
Xavier Peterson
>i'd rather mount an ugly hamplanet than have a expirienced milf drain every drop of cum out of my body
Sebastian Green
>that quality
Jesus dude there are fucking 8 billion versions better than that powerpoint version.
Angel Taylor
get your head outta the clouds nerd
Jason Rodriguez
U r gayer than gay pride parade in a aids convention at san fransico
actually,fuck that. Not even the gays would want you there. They would all be scared that you gay up the place
Julian Foster
>A used up vagina that you can't even eat out
No thanks.
Brandon Baker
First post best post
Based and truth pilled
Christian Watson
>40s
>skinny
Something is wrong.
Jacob White
You know what, thanks for this, user. I was literally about to make a blogpost about a hot girl at work but I just deleted it. Here, a thick Helen for you.
Chase Perez
gonna get the cooties, user
Jayden Gomez
>American
Parker Turner
kiss my ass, faggot
Isaac Barnes
Why did they make Helen so sexy in a kid's/family movie?
Ian Johnson
>fat girls
>virgins
jesus. Imagine swallowing the virgin meme this hard
Joseph James
If it was interesting I'd definitely like to play a badass granny.
Jacob Gutierrez
Anyone have that part of Incredibles 2 were you can see the muscles of Helen's leg dent?
Nathan Turner
why do you assume every non-virgin girl is a slut?
Isaiah Roberts
>so many anons here will never experience losing virginity in grade 10
>tfw a disgusting freak like me did
Liam Johnson
Why didn't she just close her eyes nigga
Adrian Ortiz
I lost it in 8th grade to the slutty neighbor girl, bareback. I regret it.
Joseph Stewart
Years are /r9k/ and Yea Forumsutism convince them that virginal sex is some beautiful,pure thing like in doujins and that a virgin will never "cuck" them
I smell a story and stds
Jayden Morgan
>45 year old coworker who is okay i guess
>just recently got a divorce because her husband had an affair
>recently got laid off from my job
>has offspring that are my age
should I hit it
Ryan Green
>cozynakovich
So this continues, right?
Thomas Bell
>You will never lose your virginity to a tight teen virgin girl
Jealous as fuck.
Julian Watson
I'm interested in knowing what else there is too. MGS4 is one that comes to mind though
Levi Adams
The only women that age that are still virgins are either ugly as sin or liars.
Jaxon Perry
it was my best friend
William Baker
Where is my Violet? She is way better.
Angel Wilson
Or they have standards above the bar slags you associate with.
Chase Rodriguez
Jordan Robinson
No girl gives a shit about keeping their virginity at this point in time because everyone who isn't autistic has realized it doesn't matter. Stop giving a fuck about it mane, you're only making life harder on yourself.
Caleb Smith
Jordan Brown
Elijah Murphy
>ride bus home everyday with Kennedy
>sometimes sit with good friend on bus, sometimes sit with Kennedy
>always does something slutty, whether she let's me fondle her tits or sometimes she'd blow me secretly
>eventually started going to her house after school
>dad dealt drugs to people so he'd want us both to go to her room
>lol ok
>she lays on the bed, takes her sweatpants and panties off and asks if I want to fuck her
>lol ok
>cum in 5 seconds on her stomach
>she complains afterword asking why I didn't cum inside
>says she was on birth control after
>tell her I don't give a fuck, plus she could've told me beforehand
>she blows me a few more times
>get a girlfriend in freshman year and stop coming over, she understands
>take my new girlfriends virginity in the back of my '02 Mustang on homecoming night
Adrian Thomas
>22 year old virgin girl
Owen Bell
Asher Anderson
wheres the regret m8?
Nathaniel Murphy
based and redpilled
Justin Robinson
>I'm begging you to have sex
Matthew Reyes
The regret is that i got shit for losing it to her. She was basically the cum dumpster and I feared for STDs for a while, but I didn't get anything