Who would you rather be right now?

Man up and kill yourselves, cucks.

let me guess Yea Forums would rather be the dead guy from testicular cancer while his wife is taking pipe instead of the chad who was swimming in p and dumped his hag

>sending a dick pic to a 16 yo makes you a pedophile in America

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>TB
>dead
>cuck
>fat

>PJ
>alpha
>married some hot cosplayer and still got pussy on the side
>STILL in that poon, sidepiece more loyal than his whore ex
The answer is obvious

Is being a famous youtube "personality" the worst career choice someone can make? In other careers your livelyhood isnt held accountable by your "personality."

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basadi

Samefag yuropoor. And no it doesnt. Ahe of consent law varies by state dumb muslim nigger.

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ok america defense force calm down

Calm down before you go to jail and get raped by Jamal. I don't want that even for my worst enemy.

Yes. All it takes is one twit from a cunt and your life's destroyed.

المجد لله في الأعالي

>when your mistress goes down with the ship

What a hero

it does when you're 33 years old

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>mfw rich people with easy lives want to be dead

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in actual first world countries it doesn't. 14-16 is prime breeding age

not vidya!

>whore ex defended his penis size
power of chad

gb2 krautchan anytime now. Oh right

if everything was right in the world, they would have killed themselves and you would have gone back to réddit you underage scum.

Stop posting Muhhamed

Give me one reason why it's wrong to be attracted to young souple girls

>people think Heidi is a 9/10

Still chuckling

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youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIzGfTEBA

Apparently Heidi knew about Jared sexting underage girls, why is no one talking about this? I bet she was in on it

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Actually pedophiles are attracted to younger girls, being attracted to a 16 year old is called ephebophilia, which ranges from 16-19 years old.

>caring this much

It's time to go to bed, Joe.

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get blown the fuck out.
>u-ur caring so much
can't imagine being this ass-ravaged

Did he actually send dick pics to a 16 year-old? I thought the accusations of him soliciting nudes from minors were bogus.

I'm poor and will never get hired tho

How you gonna score people when you don't even register on the leaderboard as a participant?

Based. Just end it Bros, we will never have girlfriends who are hot.

This ride is too long and I want out.

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cute rat

>I'd rather be the guy who was sticking his weird mushroom head in this slag.
I'd rather be dead. You've got some seriously low standards, user if you see THAT as a positive.

is this real?

incel

>dicklet
>ugly ostrich looking motherfucker
>still able to land a hot wife, an ugly albeit loyal goblina mistress (cucking his more handsome husband) AND still get his ex to defend his below average penis.
>get enough underaged whores pussies wet to send nudes to them
What a beast

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it's basically grooming. creepy old man Jared talking sexy to a high school sophomore. you can see why people would frown upon it

oh no no no no

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>that pic

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>

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t. projared

Fuck off. Not video games.

I'd rather be Donald MOTHERFUCKING Trump and start the DOTR like I was destined to.

This legit? Are others out?

You guys can't see the similarities with a middle aged woman watching soap operas and this?
Is there any testosterone floating around in there at all?

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1. They're underage
2. You're a pedo if you like them
3. Uhhhhhhh it's ILLEGAL?!

Would you fuck this? Of course not. Because it's wrong.

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wish this guy would stop drawing futa

>I have decided to live my life as a gay man.

how do you think they originally met?