CHOOSE

I think it's better to just slap it on easy difficulty and treat it as a cinematic experience

the entire series has pisspoor gameplay but god tier story, I'd even say TW1 combat is better than 2

How about no
All 3 are ugly and can go fucking kill themselves

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>choosing a scheming sorceress
>not choosing to go on wholesome monster slaying adventures with your daughteru

easy

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Read the fucking books you illiterate

Daughteru that's basically a breathing nuke

Busting fat loads inside Ciris pussy

Fuck middle
Marry left
Kill PRAXIS

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>chose cobweb womb

This is true. TW1 doesn't require you to spam fireballs just to stay alive.

>wants kids
homo

Ciri isn't infertile.

this

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Reminder that pale skin with jet-black hair is a godly combo. Yen easily.

So I can go raw and cum inside as much as I want?
Where's the downside?

Reminder you're cute, user~

If you want easy mode just spec everything into igni.

fuck left, fuck center, do normal dad activities with right. you sick fucks

>Tris or Yen
Hmm... I'm not sure, I am thinking yen since books and stuff
>or Ciri
Fuck those hags

Yen, easy choice.

Shani.

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Yes

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FINALLY a man with some taste

She's a hundreds year old hag, her entire looks is faked with magic, constantly thinks how to fuck men over

Yen as wife, Ciri as daughter, Triss as mistress.

ciri is a lesbo and the witches are whores who use magic to make themselves look pretty. shani is naturally cute and clever

Fuck Yen Marry Triss Daughter Ciri

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>shit
>crap
>dump
Do we have any better memes yet?

what?

This nigga knows what's up

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Yennifer. She's got that black magic woman thing going on and a hell of a caboose.

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>tfw she probably died on some battlefield for Radovid

Aren't the first two actually old as fuck but you can't see it because of their necklaces.

Iris

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>Some Nilfgaard soldier had fun with her body
God I wish that were me

For me it's Anarietta.

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yennefer is probably 100 years old
triss is 30 or something

I felt bad for Olgeird
Mephistopheles destroyed everything in his life
If you didnt save him at the end you are straight up soulless

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weebs are cringier than bronies

They both went to school together so they are probably roughly the same age.

>t. horsefucking pedophile

Which is why Triss is not a good partner for Geralt. It's like having a barely 18yo girlfriend as an old man, it's boring for anything but having a partner in her prime youth except Triss already looks like a hag.

>necklaces
Yen is actually an ugly witch but she cast a spell on herself to look beautiful
Triss has burnt tits but covers it with magic, she natually looks like that though

Nah, in the books she lived to old age.

I dont know about that tbqh but yennefer can mask her age and quasimodo body with magic but triss cant due to some weird allergy to magic. so no they are not roughly the same age

>Mephistopheles
Who?
You mean GOD?
he aint mefisto.
He is some cool polish demon from an 17c story

Triss is only allergic to potions. All magicians remove any disfigurements, it is why they are all hot and young.

are there any actual old bearded wizard men in the Witcher universe

user HOS is literally faust

Fucking hearbreaking story.

yes

Yes there are, books vooks at least

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Yes, mages in Witcher can basically freeze their age. Most women choose to stay young and hot, while men prefer to look older.

He is Twardowski's Satan as well as Slavic Rokita

They all look like the same but with different hairs. Random boring top models.

>They both went to school together
No they didn't, they went to the same school but at different times.

>Yen is actually an ugly witch but she cast a spell on herself to look beautiful
Had magic surgery not casting a glamour. They literally cut her open, manually straitened out her spine, reshaped everything else, then put her back together. This happened when she was a teenager. Geralt only was able to tell she had work done on her in the "Last Wish" because he studied anatomy as part of being a witcher. He noticed that her shoulders and hips didn't line up correctly and that she had the look in her eyes similar to that of an ugly girl when ever she looked at other women.

Might have mislead you a little. The Men don't seem to really care that much for appearances and tend to be perfectly fine with staying old. Like Mousesack.
Meanwhile there are other male mages that pride themselves on looking young and hot. Like Vilgefortz.

neato

Its a common germanic myth so thats not surprising

Based faceblind user.

the yandere

Don't laugh at the poor guy

That would be the Troll that cooks you a soup

>No they didn't, they went to the same school but at different times.
Really? I must have misremembered it. Been a while since I read the books.

The girl I wanted to fuck was the one I had sword training with but it wasn't possible

The one I enjoyed the most was the witch in the forest early on in the game, the herbalist sorceress woman

disgusting

>geralt didn't fuck a woman
I'm sure it happens of camera

When magic is gone too far.

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You mean Vesemir?

Reminder she was born ugly

the trashest taste

Should have get the djin to cast a spell on ciri

Some girls in the city that ask you to train them in sword fighting.
I thought they were literally asking me to be their personal trainer so they can fuck but there wasn't even a possibility

So were you

ciri
now fuck off

Yeah Triss is 40 in the books while Yen is in her 90's. Also Yen technically got her education at home from a mage then went to the school later on after she had her surgeries. This is probably why Yen doesn't quite mesh with the other Sorceresses all that well since she only actually went to Aratruza for about a couple years to get her diploma.

Based and ecopilled

I think at least one of them did want to screw you. Well, doesn't always end in the girls panties

There is a skelige warrior that you can fuck so there's that niche

Why are you mocking my tastes?
Just so we're on the same page, the one I wanted to fuck the most is pic related (I googled it) her name is Rosa Van Attre

The witch in the forest I was referring to is called Keira Metz.
I liked her.

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>that thigh jiggle

>I googled it
disgusting.
Don't fucking reply to me again and get out of my thread.

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I'm sorry user, Keira is for Lambert.
Rosa propably would use you to get to her father

Oh yeah I also really liked the Skellige warrior woman

kino

She's cute and edgy
Bestgirl

I'm sorry for my poor taste in women

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>Liking woman
Your first mistake

The soldier or the body?

I am not even talking about your taste in women user. Never was.
though that isn't too great either

I would take turns

An crate or whatever

ciri or keira

You right

what does ciri smell like?

unicorn and elf cum

have figurines of all 3, nutted only on triss

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they all look the same

Post a pic of the figurines?

>If you call her out on being a walking cliche, she'll reee so hard it's impossible to talk her out of stabbing her sister
Thanks for reminding me not to win the ribbon on my next playthrough.

I liked Rosa too user. There definitely was some chemistry with her, and there was something about her being a non magical person that made her more attractive to me than the obvious powerful sorceress circlejerk

nothing special but they still feel and look nice enough

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>If I'm Geralt:Yennefer
>If I'm me: the Iron Maiden

If Geralt: Triss
If anyone else: Ciri

>she probably never even had sex
Yes she has

All women are whores by nature.

Dost thou haveth the sauce?

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I choose Ciri, easy.

Would have been better if there was a bit of thigh fat being squeezed at the top of the stockings

Triss for fun
Yenn for marriage
Ciri for being a good father too