Smash Bros Ultimate

If people want to argue about buying ad space than prove the leak wrong by making a 6th character that can link directly to the main fighters pass site like the other 5 did

Erdrick, Reimu, Steve, Porky etc... don't make it happen and are talked about as much as Ryu Hayabusa if not much more. Artorias was never talked about as DLC before this.

yes the leak comes out the day the google theory comes out

Dunkey..?

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Then why doesn't it work with Erdrick, Steve, Crash and Master Chief?

Kek

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This.

No one has been able to just make an ad, I don't even know if you can create a new ad and legally have it link to a real existing ad such as Jokers Smash DLC ad. I don't think Google will let you.

Okay? Dark souls isn't going to pop FUCKING artorias up in a key search like smash dlc ad because artorias wouldnt directly be affiliated when people are talking about darksouls in general. I'm saying that NOBODY has been asking for artorias. They've been asking for solaire

Biggest reason I'm calling bullshit is because that lineup feels way too "fanboy" to me, and even including Joker there's nothing coming close to a "bombshell" reveal like Cloud was for 4's DLC.

This also just seems like stupidity on Google's coding more than anything. The method to reproduce this is so absurdly specific.

>finally get girl I've been dating to bed
>set music on phone to random
>this popped up during sex
Feels good.

youtube.com/watch?v=3UPzduJ8vxo

Banjo is a bombshell reveal, you don't have to like him but he's a bombshell reveal like Cloud.

Hell,DOOM in Smash would be a bombshell reveal too.

Try these and tell me if ads still pop, Europoos. These are all talked about a lot, so if any of these bring up an ad, it will go a way towards confirming the theory that the ads simply pop up because they are so commonly talked about on the internet in conjuction with 'Smash' and 'DLC:

>Solaire
>Chosen Undead
>Steve
>Goku
>Spyro
>Crash
>Edrick
>Rayman
>Shadow
>Dixie

I think banjo is enough of a bombshell to cloud. Way more so since he is fully owned by microsoft. Square isn't a rival company but now they aren't rivals really anymore. Joker got in and they are rival companies straight up and they haven't really been collaborating like Nintendo and Microsoft.

To be honest this lineup seems perfect and I think the reason is in the past they have added mostly child friendly characters and now Nintendo finally understands their demographic is mostly adults. Most adults have played dark souls doom banjo and ninja gaiden. They are most likely adding rated M characters to compensate all the child-like ones. Sakurai did say he wanted balance in the roster and adding left field M characters is perfect balance for everything else we have. Banjo is a heavy hitter child friendly pick that even balances out the fighter pass and joker is kinda with him on that in the sense he is flashy and colorful. Not to mention all of them are pretty surprising picks like Reggie said and they are all new to smash with no representation.

Literally only Banjo works for me, I've tried all the big ones like Steve, Dante, Sora, Crash, Sans, nothing
Suca

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>Using the actual name Doom Slayer
>Using Artorius

>using names that would lower the chances of your fake leak being found

>all new to smash with no representation

I completely forgot about this condition. Blows out many of my hopes, like Rayman and Eggman. But at least there's still hope for Bub and Bob. And if this Google ad theory is real, I'd be happy with it anyway.

How normal is fucking to music?

I love the Banjo games and he's been my most wanted since Melee, but he does not even approach Cloud in bombshell value. Doomguy kinda does have that value, I guess (if nothing else Halo babies would seeth about their series being more "iconic", which is dandy for me). If nothing else, Doom's presence and presentation would be a stark contrast to the rest of the Googlebros and many of the other commonly speculated fighters being more cartoony, flashy, and/or high fantasy oriented.

Try the other guys and see what you get.

Doom slayer
Artorias
Ryu Hayabusa

Does this mean Steve is in?

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How do you expect us to believe the words of a brain-let who can't even use an ad blocker?

Pretty normal to my understanding. Video game music, not so much I'm imagine, but she's the only girl I've been with and she likes games too so it just works.

I feel like Raman's chances are kinda low with spirits, but no one knows if spirits fully deconfirms characters or not. I kinda think they do but at any moment they could just decide to add him. He would be a good fit.

are you pt?

other ones have been made for fortnite, thanos, even hitler

I’ve only slept with two women, in relationships each, one we never played music, one she always had to have music on, so I was just curious.

Yes, what are the regions of the other anons doing this shit?
Might as well be a Google related fuck up.

No you aren't supposed to put dlc in the search bar.

Type Steve smash ultimate or other variations of Steve or Minecraft Steve and just add smash ultimate at the end.

no cause you wrote "smash dlc" and you can make crazy ones work if you dont clear your history and do it properly.

Also you have to clear your history and cache completely or Google will now predict you are looking for the fighter's pass DLC anyway. It has to be done completely fresh, this is what the theory rides on.

They said if you Dont set up the search thing EXACTLY right you get weird search results. Like one time Hitler will work and another time it won't.

yeah if you do it wrong you can make all sorts of crazy ones, if you do it right only the 5 names work.

imagine actually seeing ads on google, or in general

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All these seem feasible but Artorias really kills it for me. He'd be great but why in the fuck would they pick him over chosen undead or Solaire?

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Here we go again

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I can't even get it to show what the fuck
>incognito, all history etc cleared
>logged out
Still no ad

Because Great Grey Wolf Sif is iconic, and in order to make Artorias unique, he will doubtlessly incorporate Sif into his moveset in a special way none of us can come up with. Remember, the extent of creativity around Joker after he was first announced was that his smash attacks would use Arsene and he would use all different personas for all his special moves.

Do you live in Europe?

are you in europe? you have to be in europe, its the european google that does this.

More personality.

Holy shit guyise

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>season pass

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you dumb fuck, you're getting that result based on a mixture of your cookies info and google's search statistics

if enough people keep searching these terms together and then clicking on the same results, the more times it will pop up for other people

HE'S IN

Yup

just because banjo was in the grinch leak doesn't mean he can't be a real candidate. vergeben is full of shit but that doesn't mean erdrick won't get in.

this is just a theory and a valid one but still just a theory.

>>Solaire
>>Chosen Undead
Those 2 don't, but I've heard that Artorias does make the ad pop up

Calling this now. Artorias is especially easy to launch and when he dies, you don't lose a stock. Instead, you get to play as Sif who suddenly appears to avenge him, who is even easier to launch but is very powerful. You lose a stock when Sif dies and Artorias is summoned again. If you self destruct or if you didn't have at least 100% damage when you die, Sif isn't summoned and you lose a stock. Nothing's ever been done like this so it will be unique.

you just write smash bros ultimate. writing about dlc will always bring up the dlc ad.

Fucking artorias though? Really?

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Sei scemo in culo.
Google ads work by suggesting a keyword to Google.
When someone writes that keyword, the ad shows up.
What you don't know is that Google can also show those ads to people that writes synonyms or words with a similar context of the selected keyword.

Artorias isn’t in

>Crash not in
Ah well, there is always Smash 6

>using logic with smash babies
They just see something they like so ITS HAS TO BE TRUE

He's in.

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Wasn't Ryu Hayabusa deconfirmed some time ago?

wait so Powerline from A Goofy Movie is literally confirmed!?

Same here, just Banjo
t. Britbong

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What's his moveset?

If you're living with other people it makes fucking a lot easier without alerting everyone else, unless the only time you blast music is when you fuck, then everyone knows anyway.

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Not really. That was just people linking to an interview with the head honcho himself some time ago saying that he would like Kasumi to be in smash rather than Ryu. As you probably know this was a long ass time ago.

it was january wasnt it?

This doesn't work for me on whichever character I type in
OOPS guess it's another debunk

I don't really remember. Anyone want to confirm?

Deconfirmed
you can make these yourself

t.pushdustin

Its a best results aggregate. It basically ignores the word artorias or anything else to give you results for smash bros ultimate

FIANLLY SOME FUCKING WOLFENSTEIN REPRESENTATION

pushdustin's now unsure about the theory and trying to test it out actually.

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I had to go into incognito to get it to work (something about cookies supposedly).
I'm not saying it's confirmation that B&K are in, but I am telling the truth that the ad shows up. I unironically want Steve in so I wouldn't lie about it.

Would it be possible for the ad to show up only because so many people search for Banjo in Smash specifically?

you have some shit taste

I don't know why it looks like shit

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it doesnt work for erdrick or steve who were likely searched just as much yet it does work for ryu hayabusa and artorias of all characters

>Banjoshitters are also phoneposters
Pottery

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I couldn't give less of a fuck about Banjo and I never owned a Nintendo 64, I'm just trying to figure this shit out. Check

based want list

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>grunty's laugh
holy shit my sides

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While this dlc list would be kino, i can't help but feel like something is fishy
How did people even find this and who found it?
and why doesn't it work on my end despite me being a eurofag

>creepin to the bed on all fours

Perfect music

Perhaps. But Minceraft is really special to me (and to the industry as a whole), and I feel like Banjo and Kazooie would be too similar to Duck Hunt Duo.

it has steve so its shit

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Is that the Bethesda representation? What will his final Smash be?

yeah well i fucken hate minecraft

You gotta be signed out of your account clear your history cache and stuff after every search and shut off ad blockers and "signed out search activity"

It can be spotty sometimes ( sometimes only some of the names work and then other times the other names will work) but the only names that you can get to work doing this correctly are banjo kazooie(some variations work for banjo as well such as "banjo" or "banjo & kazooie" actually), ryu hayabusa, doom slayer, artorias

>All these nice looking picks
>Steve in the fucking middle
you ruined, Steve looks ugly and made this list trash.

>His final smash summons Sif
Would actually be neat.

Click the info button and it tells you why it shows up. It shows up because you want it to show up or it thinks this is what you want to see. It's based on what kinds of things you search and places you visit. I know this because I don't engage with smash bros roster fagging or really look at anything smash relayed and it doesn't give me an ad

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Is this entire shit just people not knowing how Google works?

>MFW when I thought E3 would end "Steve vs Banjo"
>MFW when Doomguy or Banjo gets in, thus giving the google theory a push
>MFW when fucking Artorias gets in
Oh fucking hell E3 is gonna be a nightmare, the possibilities now are crazy, espically if two characters get announced.

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I cleared everything and signed out, you can see how no auto compilation and suggestions and shit pop up

your suppose to sign out and shut off "signed out search activity" and clear history and cache. So many people seem to not understand how to do this and think they debunked it.

Final solution

holy shit you are all delusional cant wait for you to get BTFO at e3, smell ya later faggots

this

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Based Erdrickbro.

oh no no

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We are talking and still nobody bothered to make more characters to prove the leak wrong

>people all of a sudden knew all 4 of the characters that trigger this without searching
So who paid for the ad spots and told everyone?

They didn't

They spent some time finding all the names before announcing it

ad triggers for me with other names like Sora

This something like this just doesn’t appear
Also how would they find the 4
And how do they not know that others don’t work there could be tons of other characters that work but you just don’t know
Also the whole thing with having to clear out history and cache and everything is kinda dumb and makes no sense

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Kys ya manlet nerd

proof?

Sora works for me lmfao

theory is flawed

someone in another thread also got it to trigger with Hitler

Also forgot to add it only working in European countries
Smells fishy and doesn’t add up
Also all the picks being leakfag rosterfag picks hmmmm minus Artorias seems like they just threw it in throw people off

>ad triggers for me with other names like Sora
proof?

>They didn't
t. bought the ads

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>code name Brave in the files
>"Soul of a Brave Warrior" from Dark Souls
>this post back in February
>now this Google ad thing

He's in

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>Hitler
I know what you are talking about they did it wrong and chances are you did it wrong as well, you don't type "DLC" in the search bar.

are you signed out of your google account, cleared history, turned off "signed out search activity" etc... you can get other names to work if you dont do it right

This is what this leak rides on LMAO
Imagine actually believing this

the google theory is stupid and i'm calling an obvious fake but this theory for 'brave' does make some sense, actually

>Buy google ads at ads.google.com/intl/en_in/home/
>Link it to the Fighters Pass website
>Add keywords like Banjo, Doom Slayer, etc
WOAH GUYS LOOK AT THIS TOTALLY LEGIT LEAK

Wasn’t there data found for the stats of “brave”? I know joker’s were and they put it onto another character to see what he may play like. I swore I saw someone putting braves data onto Ike

the sora screencap is a few posts above you mongrel

I miss Grinchposting.

Brave is floaty, fast, and slides like a motherfucker when he turns according to the in game stats. He's also around the same height as Ness assuming the height value means anything, it doesn't change anything if you meddle with it but the values all like up with the actual character's heights.
All subject to change, of course.

I didn't refresh this thread, I only saw that after my post was posted, you cute swine.

That actually would be pretty neat.

It’s sora you can screenshot this
None of the characters in this leak are in
Sora and Agumon are the next two

>had to make a new thread to spread his autism because he was BTFO in the other
Stop embarrassing yourself and falling for weak shit

pastebin.com/DbamgfBq
some things to note
>Piranha Plant's stats were copied+pasted onto both Joker and Brave
>Brave has a short height parameter
>Smash Bros characters have different shield sizes that have to cover up their bodies, Brave's shield size is around Snake's and Incineroar's size. Brave is short as fuck for his supposed height parameter.
>Joker's height parameter was derived from Piranha Plant but it is unchanged in the final game, so we can assume that the height parameter is useless
>Joker's early stats changed a lot so we can expect Brave's stats to change a lot too

>search smash bros dlc
>get add for smash dlc
WOAH

>cute

well thank you

yes the theory realize on removing anything that can fuck with your google search results so we can try and pin point what keywords are attached to the ad. so far only 5 characters get the ad when anything that can fuck with your results is removed from the search process. thats the theory.

This is exactly what I expect. Minecraft Mii costumes as additional content alongside other Microsoft stuff. I could see a terrible Battletoad Mii Brawler Costume too

>Brave is short as fuck for his supposed height parameter.
I meant that Brave is short as fuck for his supposed shield size. There's no reason a character with a height of 13 would need a shield size as big as Brave's. Characters like Ness have small shields.

6 characters*

Sora works, check earlier screenshot

>Google
Literally the plebian search engine.

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Thanos worked on this "google thing."

sora doesnt work you can make lots of crazy shit work like hitler or goku if you do it wrong.

>cropped porn
Literally the incel reaction image.

scroll up to the earlier screenshot

sora defenitly does work

look at

You sound like a flat earther with severe confirmation bias. The evidence you want to believe will have been done “the right way”, but anyone else searching anything has to have done it wrong

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>being this much in denial
They don’t want the truth that their leak is easily shattered

>comparing Shitjo to Cloud
Troll.

Fine, how about not cropped porn?

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Nice tumblr reaction, nigger.

This time it's Nintendo who really leaked the dlc tho

Better than yours

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Don't give up Crashbro. He'll BTFO this leak at E3.

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Reminder than even if Banjo and/or Ryu get announced at E3, it has zero bearing on this “”””leak””””, just that they’re fairly likely choices

Oh excuse me, you're not tumblr. You're a discord tranny.

I typed in the same exact thing in google as in the OP pic and I didnt get an ad, whats going on?

This is LITERALLY the new grinch leak
If you fall for this shit you are a retard of the highest caliber

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I work in advertising and I buy keywords for things I don't sell because I know people are searching for them online.

>Everyone who points out my flawed logic is a part of [negative associated group]!
I use neither Tumblr nor Discord, but regardless it goes to show how shortsighted you are, dumbass.

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Oh man, should I start saving saving posts for when this "leak" inevitably gets BTFO?

Any europeans here able to get Sora to work? Yknow besides the guy uptop? How come one guy got it to work but everyone else especially pushdutin's possy not work? One guy does not equal a considerable amount. I''ve seen many people get Banjo's season pass ad as well as Artorias' but I dont even know if
This guy did it right at all.

>ryu
>likely
>when even the team ninja guys went on record they'd probably go for kasumi first

ARSÈNE LUPIN!

Based, only a month before Crash Woahs In

>still going on this

Admirable

Good thing it's Nintendo's decision and not theirs

>A fucking google search
How far are rosterfags grasping at straws at this point
Google searches fuck up all the time you fucking idiots

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Holy shit, what happened to Sakurai?

you can literally look up videos about people buying google ads
you add a link you want to advertise and then add keywords

how fucking gullible are you retards?

>That comic
My poor fucking sides

Get fucked

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>If you search “Smash Bros” in google an ad for Smash is at the top results!!!!
Holy shit and I didn’t think the idiocy would increase

ITT Refusteves mad that the first legitimate leak includes Banjo and not Steve

HE'S IN

Yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation

He abused his dark magic powers

Independent of any other character (I don’t give a shit about banjo), Steve seems like an obvious pick for a Mii Costume

Its only going to get stupider until E3

Anyone else here believe the leak is fake as shit but rolling with it to bully stevoids?

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I'm rolling with it because Artorias would be cool.

It is fake as fuck, but man, do I wish it was real.

Im so glad Steve is coming on friday, so you autists can finally shut the hell up about your furfag dead weight.

Maybe he’s joker human sized but hunched over a lot?

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the google results being exclusive to those characters is real, but this could be faked by someone besides Nintendo buying adspace on google with those keywords

Stevey stevey cope and seethey

Maybe. Either that or the height parameter is bullshit because Joker's still listed as being shorter than he really is.

>Steve
*snap*

I agree Minecraft is a cool game but shut the fuck up about banjo being too similar to duck hunt. The only similarity is bird on his back and pecking attacks which Banjo did way before duck hunt did. So really duck hunt is copying banjo in that aspect.

it's not happening you delusional boomer

Not specifically Stevies for me, but for all the crybaby anti-Banjo fags getting increasingly triggered (especially over the past few weeks) by fans who haven't given up hope yet over Banjo.

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Well you are a liar then or doing something wrong.

It's fake because of Artorias. If a Dark Souls character was playable it'd be the Chosen Undead or Solaire.

It's fake because Doomguy, Banjo and Artorias. It's a good list. But that's precisely why it won't happen because it doesn't include anything from Square. The only way Square would let Cloud back in was if they shilled something else like Noctis or Dragon Quest boy.
In other words, we can't always have nice things. Still, its good to pretend as if it were real.

Press P to piss on Erdrick's grave

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OH LOOK

ANOTHER FAKE LEAK WHERE BANJOFAGS TRY TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES

So we all agree that banjo cucks are the worst fanbase right?

t. stevefag

No.

I see the refushits are here.

Yeah, that's my thinking too. Banjo, Doomguy, and Dark Souls is too good to happen.

>Posts discord tranny fortnite memes
>N-no, I totally don't use either!
Fuck off, retard.

Stevey stevey cope and seethey

I can already smell it coming. Artorias coming to BTFO the insiderscum and decapitating that shitty anime swordsman head clean off with zero mercy. Erdrickfags will rue the day when Artorias is confirmed.

Artorias is fake and he's already been dragged into the Abyss by Steve.

Did you make the fake leak?

Tick tock Erdrick.
Your death approaches.

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The only reason I could see him even remotely happening is if Namco/From gets weird about portraying Chosen Undead like how the Monster Hunter team was about putting a Hunter in a Capcom fighter until they eventually got one in UMvC.

But even then Solaire would make more sense.

I thought Ryu Hayabusa was what debunked the 5ch thing in the first place. And suddenly he's proof that it's real? I call bullshit.

Give me one fucking reason to believe this shit

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>I thought Ryu Hayabusa was what debunked the 5ch thing in the first place.
No. Ryu has never been debunked. Although this Google theory is absolute dogshit since people can buy ad space on Google and have it show up when certain keywords are searched.

strawpoll.me/17974425

Hahahahaha Nintendo fans really are fucking retarded, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

What debunked it was that it did not came from 5ch and some of the posts from one or two of the original leaks aren't the same IP.

>Nintendo sends the names of their four DLC characters to Google HQ up to a year in advance
>this top secret data was not only leaked but is a hard confirmation

This is how schizophrenic Smashfags are.

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The ad doesn't have the Fighters Pass. Try again

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>still no reason listed to believe any of this
typical smashfags

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>I-It doesn't count
lmao
cope

Why should I believe this

>hey guys! I learned how to edit elements!
Smash faggots are the worst.

Chadondorf is about to get his well-deserved revenge on Virginbitch.

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I mean the only way for it to work is to show the fighters pass ad. That post doesn't show it but instead the game itself. But keep throwing that buzz word Cope and Seething all you want.

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Vergil in Smash when?

>I mean the only way for it to work is to show the fighters pass ad.
absolutely wrong

NO YOU DIDNT DO IT PROPERLY!! GUYS ITS REAL

Push said it was bullshit

can sakurai please just hurry up and reveal the next character already? we now have "grinch leak: dlc edition" because the rosterfags are getting bored and restless.

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>absolutely wrong
But it does tho

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He said it can be faked, not that it is.

Doomguy gets announced at E3 and all the five people who believe in the Google Leak gets their hopes up excepting their Disney hillybilly bear and at the end Steve gets announced and destroys the google shit like Incineroar during the Grinch

sure it does, bro

>no bro seriously if you google a character and words in specific matter on a foreign google it reveals the dlc choices

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Anyone who isn’t deluded knows that it’s bullshit

Anybody try Edelgard or Bandana Dee yet?

Based

Guys holy fuck

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Absolutely fucking seething

He's basically confirmed at this point. Banjokeks BTFO.

People are still talking about this? Why don't you guys wait until E3 and play another game or something.

Someone needs to make a meme about this with CJ on it.

People still believe this shit? Smash fans are the dumbest group of people on the entire planet.
The Grinch leak wasn't real, the 5ch leak wasn't real, but you believe a fucking Google ad? Search Engine Optimization is part of my fucking job and I can tell you right now that it isn't hard to make an ad for whatever you want.

not based

Artorias is cool. Solaire is a meme.

>trailer starts with him snapping stupid character choices out of the game
he's in

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Can’t handle what’s gonna happen Banjoke?

Can June 10th come soon?

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Is this going to be the new box leak where it's so stupid and mundane it actually turns out to be true?

The box leak actually had evidence

Box made perfect sense, people just didn't like it because it painted a bleak picture and wasn't conspiratorial enough.

Just tried banjo kazooie smash bros ultimate. Didn't work.
Just tried banjo kazooie smash bros. Didn't work.
Just tried banjo kazooie smash. Didn't work.
What the fuck are people talking about?

>fucking Abysswalker Artorias
>mundane
It’s the Grinch leak where it’s all too good to be true.

Both won't work. Yet again, when I search for Joker I also don't get the ad. For me, it only works by searching for Doom Slayer and Banjo Kazooie. Weird

For me, it does work. Same with Doom Slayer. I don't get ads with Ryu Hayabusa and Artorias

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We're not getting anything until June at the earliest.

wouldn't it make more sense if he was Ganondorf sized when standing up at least?

>we're gonna suffer a month of cryptic Google nonsense
Jesus Christ. This better not have truth. If DLC is all new third-parties Sakurai failed his fanbase.

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>month

Rumors will go on until the final character in February. When this one falls another will rise to take its place.

Maybe, he seemed pretty big in the game but I wouldn’t be surprised if they scaled him down, like Ridley

Jesus fucking christ, this is by far the most retarded thing I've seen you faggots push.

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>Rumors will go on until the final character in February
season 2 baybee

Ganondorf was scaled down as well but they still made him taller than most fighters

you're delusional if you think we're getting more Smash Bros characters after the fighters pass

This shit is like the Grinch but even more unbelievable, Steve and Erdrick will be the new Incineroar

Given how this pass has moved at a glacial pace, a season 2 is pretty much impossible.

The grinch was muuuch better than this. This is just plain nonsense.

Both are bullshit

>Given how this pass has moved at a glacial pace
What did you expect? They're working on three characters at once while the development team has shrunk down in size.

I use BING to get BING points, fren!

Accept Steve and Erdrick already, guys.
We aren't getting any awesome reveals as crazy as K Rool or the Belmonts.

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Steve would be cool as fuck, Erdrick is meh

I don't know shit about Dark Souls
Does Artorias really have more moveset potential than the Chosen Undead?

The grinch was an extremely impressive fake that everyone failed to dismiss, who ever made it was either extremely talented or extremely lucky. I didn't believe it, but it got to the point where it being real was more likely than it being fake through Occam's razor. This google stuff is just grasping at straws.

I really hope none of you retards are fooled by this. Surely the average Yea Forums user understands how google works, right?

I don’t think so

>That's not how it works.
It is though. It's also why google thought Sakurai was some random black man.

>literal who generic character in a game where you can just make your own from a single game is cool as fuck

>one of the most important heroes and legends in the original Dragon Quest trilogy, who is still being referenced in 9, 11 and spinoffs and an iconic part of a long-lasting franchise is meh

zoom zoom zoom

>in a game where you can just make your own from a single game is cool as fuck
it'd be pretty cool if Steve came with skins of other Microsoft characters, like Master Chief and Banjo

I just like Minecraft more then Dragon Quest but both are important

Worry not user, for it is I, the hacker known as Yea Forums, who knows every secret of the dark ocean known as internet and I can confirm that, I do, in fact, know how the dark magician known as "Google" uses their magic spells.

How do you even activate that shit I want Franz Ferdinand to work

Eh, I wouldn't say he has more but he would be a cool fighter. He's a knight who's been corrupted and mind-broken by a Lovecraft-lite hell void, and was left with a broken left arm so he throws his weight into using his greatsword.

Actually the arm would pose a problem if they were to implement him since they'd probably have to censor it.

No. People even entertaining that it could happen are retarded, Artorias is one of a the knights in a set of 4 and not even the most prominent one of them.

This is the biggest bait which anons and smashtubers are falling for. If you type in smash bros in the search bar the ad algorithm will show the for the fighter pass or anything related to smash in terms of ads

Prepare the rope, Stevefag.

>EHEEHEEHEEHEEHAAAA

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>no new fire emblem rep
>doom guy

You guys arent THIS naive right?

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>dabbing Thanos
Didn't know I wanted this

Itt

Kids who dont understand technology

The lowest of the low

>Anyone who says I’m wrong is a Stevefag

So how would Artorias hold items if he has a bum arm?

Holy fuck google kos-mos, she's in

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Manus’s hand coming out of a portal, maybe?

This
Stevechads win.

if sakurai found a way to make the plant hold items, he can do it with artorias too

Why would he add a boss when he could add the chosen undead

>jojonigger language

You do realize Steveposters are also Discord phonefags, right

Because Chosen Undead is fucking boring

i have no idea why he would pick artorias over the chosen undead, im just saying logistical things like how a character would hold items or moveset potential have never stopped sakurai in the past from including weird characters (plant, wft, etc)

This. Undead has different weapons, spells, miracles, pyromancy, an estus flask, items to use, emotes to meme, alt potential, the main fucking character..
Why would you EVER choose a boss from the dlc? What a dumb choice.

>B-But Steve

okay but why does it not show up for Dark Souls Smash Bros Ultimate, or Solaire Smash Bros Ultimate, or Chosen Undead Smash Bros Ultimate.

Holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STEVE ALREADY. Christ. Steve this. Steve that.

Steve è unironicamente una scelta migliore

dark souls has always mostly been about the world, and the mysterious, creepy bosses in it

>Artorias
just uses a sword lol
>Chosen Undead
uses a ton of shit

Literally all I want is Chosen Undead/Artorias/Solaire
Please, god

Same. I think a Dark Souls rep would be awesome, regardless of who it is.

I wasn't even the one who brought up Steve.

That list is great if true. Slightly disappointed by no Nightmare, but that was only a crazy fantasy.

Are you crazy faggots finally so insane that you're looking to GOOGLE SEARCH AD RESULTS to try to justify who is/isn't getting in? Step away from the fucking computer, play other games, get help.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If his arm was missing it’d be an issue, I think they can get away with a broken arm like the non US DBZ games that have Future Gohan.

artorias getting into the game at all, let alone as the first rep, is like if instead of adding crash bandicoot they added n. gin. because he represented the kooky atmosphre of the game and it's silly bosses. it's non-sensical.

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you mean like monster hunter? where that specific reasoning is why THEY ADDED A BOSS INSTEAD OF A FIGHTER? if sakurai was trying to represent BOSSES, he'd ad a BOSS. being able to play as a boss in a way that doesn't represent the series AT ALL does nothing to sell it to people who've never played dark souls before.

people who play as theoretical artorias and think it's cool will go out and buy dark souls 3 and wonder why they're playing as a generic fucking knight. with chosen undead people know what they'll be expecting and be able to go "look it's the fag from smash bros!" the second they pick up the game case.

Banjo and Doomguy would absolutely be bombshells if only for the simple reason that they're from western franchises, nevermind everything else surrounding them.

>banjo
>erdrick
>edelgard
>sylux

screencap this

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banjo is as western as diddy kong, the only reason he'd be shocking is because microsoft own him. if he was owned by a 2nd party company he would've been in smash 4 at the latest.

Not that anyone from Souls will get in, but Ornstein is more notable/popular than Artorias if you're talking solely about the four knights. At best they would be stage hazards OR assists if you're pushing. Chosen Undead would at least give room to use swords/magic/healing and a mandatory parry/counter

on the plus side, at least chosen undead's parry would be extremely powerful by function. I'd prefer if they gave him a shield bash instead though.