Hat in Time

remember 4chinz lobbie is called , cuteandfunny

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>Trans rights
Can someone explain this meme to me? I mean, they have the same fucking rights as everyone else, so I don't get it.
Unless they live in the middle east, I don't see what the fuck they are talking about...

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Just a bunch of professional victims and crybabies.

I actually haven't played this game ever since I beat it a couple weeks after it came out, is there any good extra / custom content for it?

2 new dlc areas that are fun, but too short for their price. If you like autistic tier challenges you may enjoy the first dlc though;
and a bunch of mods, but I believe the mods are disabled until next week due to glitches that came with the latest dlc

So the secret boss is on top of the green metro area, but how the fuck do I get there?

Ride the green train and then jump dash there.
Afterwards do some wall jumping and you should make it to the top

Why did hat girl killed all of those people by crashing a ship in the middle of nowhere for some gay time piece?

>get time piece and go home
>be stuck on this gay earth
her motives were clear and just

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I'd give it a 7.5/10, pretty great but it ends pretty climatically and maybe on a cliffhanger? Maybe they're saving up for when they eventually do a sequel because who knows if they're going to do more DLC

Where are all the gifts at?
I found one on the yellow line and one on the pink line, but I am missing the last one

OH NONONONONONONO

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Hopefully in the mean time while mods are screwed people are making some maps that will take advantage of the online, the whole online feels pretty wasted at the moment since none of the objectives are ever synced

Pretty disappointed with the finale, I expected a proper boss fight. The elevator scene is anticlimatic af. Also would have been nice to have different areas focus on specific gimmicks, as it stands it's a bit of everything all the time and it feels directionless (not to mention the areas arr rook same).

The only thing it seems like you can actually do in the online are races.
Some challenging mods would be cool, but at the end of the day, not syncing any world state between players will limit a lot of what can and can't be done.

I'm pretty sure collecting the golden tickets is actually synced if you join with other people at the same time so maybe people can do something with that

>professional crybabies
>yet you fags will complain about 3 colors on a wall

why did i get a 2.6 gb update if i don't have the DLC?

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are the trans rights put in a fucking sewer??
ahahhaha

>I bet the mustache "girl" did this

Basically protection from mean words and they want the state to extend specific privileges for them

here's how to fix your game

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Oh so that how i didn't found it, i was wondering.

>attacking players gives knockback instead of damage
>plop in smash's final destination
>??????
>profit

I do kind of wish they'd done that differently, it just kind of comes off like you're making poor captain walrus' life even harder for no reason.

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Could you imagine someone like Wario stepping into that elevator with Hat Kid and the Empress in it?

Thank you for making this game playable again.
Also fuck trannies.

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Is there actually one or are you fucking with me?

Anyone know where the items are to play the new time rift?
I've gotten the necklace in the yellow tunnels behind an explodable box.
I've gotten the stand some from somewhere?
Where's the rest?

Goddammit I can't get them

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There is only 2 the neck bone base and the jewelry.

there is, but it's more like an mini-boss easter egg
there is no reward and it's not even fun

there are more than 100 bro
you are probably missing a train line

The verdict is that hat kid has a very cute and funny cunny

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*blocks your path*

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Anyone?
I'm only missing one relic

t. crybaby

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see

Wow, I'm retarded.
Didn't all the other one have 3?

I know I just cant seem to get there

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Yup they did, it surprised me to when i found out.

The burger cushion only had 2, though you could excuse that one for being the first.

holy shit

Is there no time rift then? I didn't get any prompts.

There is a time rift, its near a yellow gate under a green square in the green zone. Did you put the relic on the right order?

It's pretty gud! Still looking for the 10th time piece but I assume it's a Death Wish Nyakuza Metro thing.

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time rift

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Huh, I found it, I see what you mean. How underwhelming.
Does anyone know where I can buy the Virtual Boy badge? It's the only store I'm missing I believe and I can't seem to find it.

My mistake, I completely forgot you had to place the items in an order.

Yeah, but... I completed the Nyakuza Metro completely, I did all 8 story-related time pieces and the purple time rift. Am I missing a blue time rift for the DLC? And if I am, how do I find it?

Is the Yea Forums lobby still alive or will I have to play on 123?

I mean for the most part she is a selfish cunt for everyone, if anything Mustache girl is a “good” character. But because game takes place in a chaotic world, everyone hated her for trying to change the world to a better place.

i got 9 time pieces but still havent found the face mask outfit or bat? where the fuck do i buy that shit. also the peace & tranquility badge is kino af

You buy the mask, bat, and jacket from a vendor right next to the cat lady's shop. The vendor is just standing around wearing the mask, not behind a market stall or anything.

The cats next to the jewelry store

They're sold just outside the jewellery store. You should see a circle of pons and three cats near them. Speak to them.

Now it makes sense why there aren't as many people talking about it as you would expect.

This kid is evil. She would find a way to her time pieces. She sold her soul, she refused to get rid of mafia unless you force her too, she released a plague in the apline, she broke thru a movie studio causing thousands of pons in damages, and she joined a gang

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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lobby up?

lobby is always up as long as you use the password
it's not hosted by anyone

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Cleaning robots doing their job finally.

oh, you're right. I'm also missing one.
It must be death wish or something

What's a good spot to grind out pons? I thought having 2200 was good, but it was far from enough.

>tfw no loving hat kid daughterfu to celebrate birthdays with

Is having a daughter worth it?

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post your passports

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this webm could probably bump up the statistic to 50%

Thanks. Now I can turn it off right at the beginning before I even have the misfortune of seeing it

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I think my problem with the inclusion of the trans flag is that's just GFB's sleazy way to pander, a cynical way to virtue signal, shouting to the world "Look at how righteous and good we are! Buy our game!"

It wouldn't be so bad, except Hat Kid herself apparently yells out "Trans Right", like she know what that's supposed to be.

I'm kinda worried this may lead to other socio-political things being added to the game that REALLY shouldn't be, as it's a story about a kid with a hat trying to get home.

this, it doesn't fit in with the area at all
Are the cats trans? No, doesn't look like it. Do the cats talk about any trans shit? No, then why is it there?
I never heard Hat Kid yell out trans rights but if that's the case, why would she care? We've seen from the story that she doesn't really care about the world that much. She just wants to get the time pieces and fuck off.

>It wouldn't be so bad, except Hat Kid herself apparently yells out "Trans Right", like she know what that's supposed to be.

Ahahahahahah, no fucking way. That's bullshit.

>Hat Kid herself apparently yells out "Trans Right", like she know what that's supposed to be.
First I've heard of that. I walked right by the thing and she didn't say a word.

I look forward to a day in the future where transexualism will finally be recogniced a mental disorder you need help for, much like how schizophrenia isn't considered "just a choice"

>It wouldn't be so bad, except Hat Kid herself apparently yells out "Trans Right", like she know what that's supposed to be.
I refuse to believe that.

>Making shit up

Anyone else unable to complete this?
I watched other videos of this and they complete it no problem

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>I look forward to a day in the future where transexualism will finally be recogniced a mental disorder you need help for, much like how schizophrenia isn't considered "just a choice"
What is DSM-5
Everyone knows these trannies have a problem. No one outside of Yea Forums wants to admit it anymore though because they're afraid of being fired or doxxed for hurting the tranny's fee-fees.

I didn't experience this first hand,but I heard someone saying in a thread yesterday that the mafia deathwish time rift was broken by the update.

>mistread mafia of cooks as mafia of cocks
>misread Rift Pon as Rift Porn
wtf is wrong with me

I myself am not entirely sure, myself.

When I first heard of this happening, it was on tumblr, and they are wont to claim that a character yelled out something like "Gay rights!" or "LGBT forever!" or the like, so I dismissed it. But now I'm not so sure.

If I'm wrong and Hat Kid doesn't yell out "Trans rights", I take back what I said and I apologize. Still, the flag is a little cringe in this context.

Anyways, I like how the Empress is one of the few characters that Hat Kid's not only afraid of, but utterly terrified of. I wonder if somewhere down the line there'll be a character that Hat Kid not only doesn't like, but utterly hates, as well.

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She also seems to scream Fat crime! sometimes when near fastfood stalls. This dlc is all over the plase with agenda >:3

Yeah, they've really become quite agenda'd lately. I got banned on their Discord for saying N-word pass.

>fat crime

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>tranny flag
almost bought this shit

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This is your brain.
And THIS is your brain on cunny.

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>going on Tumblr
>going on Tumblr and trusting something they say there
Your Yea Forums privileges are being revoked.

I have an announcement

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Fuck jannies and fuck niggers.

Horse pussy

porn when

Instagibs you in game if you dare to touch her, does everything to let you get away with timepieces in cinematic.

No, in fact its just a kind of mindlessness "hey, put a trans flag in because thats what we're talking about now on the internet" that people are catching onto.

As if gender reassignment surgery is no big deal.

It felt like to me that they intended for there to be a boss fight with her, but ran out of time/money. The cops coming in on the elevator were shoved in where it would have been leading to her boss fight instead.
They already had one attack done for her (the rocket launcher) but threw that into the stage.

She's flat like Blaze tho

Quite likely.

even better

Alternatively, turn on colorblindness correction and make it a different flag.

where's the Yea Forums party?

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password cuteandfunny

What's up with white people and people of color in big cities that makes them appeal to sexual minorities and literal loonies?
Dressing as a woman and fucking men it's an okay fetish but don't try to normalize it
Maybe I don't see the reason cause i'm a a 3rd world spic stuck in a war agains the Cartel

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When you're life is easy, you invent things to get worked up about.

>it wouldn't be so bad, except Hat Kid herself apparently yells out "Trans Right"
no she doesn't you fucking idiot.

>join the cartel
>make yourself a lvl. 35 boss
>start killing faggots
You're not doing it right, Pedro

Fun DLC, fun multiplayer, and it makes dramacucks seethe by having both JohnTrohn and the tranny flag in it. Ten outta ten.

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>inventing problems for your self by imagining things that that happen in a game you haven't played
Yeah, you sound just like a SJW. Stop being a faggot

Great webm overall

With all due respect to the mods, if you don't want posters commenting on SJW bullshit then maybe SJWs should stop putting their bullshit in the games? What exactly do you think those of us who despise SJWs fucking with our games are going to do? It's really not fair that you delete our posts yet they can flagrantly flaunt their bullshit agendas in our games.

This is why the motto shouldn't be "Get Woke Go Broke", but rather "Get Woke Get Roped". This shit is going to catch up with these faggots eventually, one way or the other.

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Can anyone explain why this update is not in my PS4 version

PC only, incel have sex

>he doesnt know

>tfw the game was politicized towards both sides that it becomes apolitical

5D chess by GFB?

This faggot shit shouldn't be in the game to begin with. Fuck SJWs and companies that capitulate to them, shit's cancer. This shit genuinly pisses me the fuck off, because it's so transparently self-serving and there's nothing sincere about any of it. Just a bunch of mentally ill faggots who want to be coddled to.

They should be glad this isn't the middle-east where they'd get publicly executed for their degeneracy. Apparently getting to live isn't enough, now they gotta spread their bullshit around in our hobbies.

I pray to God Trump wins in 2020 so I can watch these faggots collectively kill themselves.

Where is a rare sticker in subcon forest?

i hate how the player list often doesn't work so you can't see how many people are in each area. also how many stickers are in each old area? is there just one per area or is it all different

it showed avatars on launch yesterday but they turned it off for now because apparently it was causing crashes

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>No one played Seal the Deal as much as they should have
>This time rift was situated in between some Death Wishes
>No one got to hear this fucking radical ass tune

Shame, desu.

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the rare sticker location is completely random for everyone

With no indication whatsoever?

the relic badge can detect it

Pascal Michael is fucking great.
But for me the issue with death wish stuff was that it was simply to hard. The game's difficulty went from 0 to 11. It was some autistic speedrunner shit.

"Catch her. Make it quick. Reward is one million..."

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Do not bully the cunny

>buying indie games on console

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where is everyone on cuteandfunny? it's hard to tell since they removed the avatar list

>LBTG
>Let's
>Bash
>The
>Gays

Based

>People complain base game is too easy
>Devs overcompensate and make the first DLC batshit hard in response
>People complain DLC 1 is too hard
>Devs overcompensate and make the second DLC babby easy in response

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>Radical Ass tune
>Combined with the fact the beat changes the platforms back and forth
>Best platforming experience

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>finally get to world 4 in Death wish
>this starts to play

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SHADOW

Question for the wannabe game designers on Yea Forums
Assuming you can't really make a lot more assets and design larger areas nor do you have more time
How would you attempt to make each area last longer? 3D platformers are my favorite type of games, but I can't think of a way to make them longer without simply adding more levels.

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I'm going to commit a fat crime

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make one area that's fun to traverse in multiple directions and then have objectives that make it so you need to do this. Though honestly it would probably just be easier to make a bunch of mario sunshine esque platform challenges that are linear.

this level is dumb since they fucked with the collision so you can't use shortcuts in it like in the original version

How do I get the nyan sticker?

>Everyone spamming "Peck!"
>Accidentaly say "Boop" because joystick is wonky
>Everyone starts spamming smug hat kid stickers

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*hits pipe*

I don't understand, why would you guys turn off decals? My PC is pretty much an entry level machine, and I can run the game just fine.

What else does it delete though, stuff like Mustache Girl spray paint?

HAT KID!!!

get smugt

Blaze is sexy though.

Buying this game on PS4 was a fucking mistake. Should have done PC from the start if I knew that the DLC wasn't on consoles. Do Xbros suffer the same fate? Isn't the game coming to Switch too?

a phat in time

Tower of autism

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I can to, its just that for 11 years i used a shit pc and now i have the habit of lowering all settings even tho i can run pretty much all games at the highest settings.

Does anyone know where to find the nyan sticker in the nyakuza dlc?

does anyone know if the relic finder badge works with stickers?

no

How does the multiplayer work? Do you just join people's world and fuck shit up? Can you play through the entire game in just 2-player coop with a friend?

>How does the multiplayer work? Do you just join people's world and fuck shit up?
yes. You can also compete on who can do the mission's faster/better

>Can you play through the entire game in just 2-player coop with a friend?
Not really. The world state isn't synced, so you can see and interact with your friend, but stuff like enemies and platforms will be different for you and him

How the fuck do you get to the highest place in Nyakuza Metro? I've gone all the way up the green metro path and I'm trying to run against the train all the way up to the final platform, but it's too fucking high up from the train no matter how far I get. Yet I've seen other people manage it, and I don't understand how

Try making soda+ triple ice scoop fastfood combo

It turns off the tranny flag so I don't have to see it.

Hat kid is cute, and I want to buy her ice cream.

the highest place is where the secret miniboss is. ride the green train to the end and jump to the three-tiered lit up advertisement and walljump your way to the top then take the spring up
if you're talking about the place by the pink lights you can get there from the other side or go where i said and jump down

anyone have it on ps4? does it run like shit?

Ah-huh, you know what it is
Every little girl, they get me big
Ah-huh, screaming "more loli"
When I reach in my pants, It's for loli
Seeing little girls really puts me in a daze
Cute and funny, cute and funny
Cute and funny, cute and funny
If you post a loli, I'll be hard for days
Cute and funny, cute and funny
Cute and funny, cute and funny

I just realized what a retard I was, but thanks for the info on the miniboss

I see, that's kinda disappointing.

don't buy on console
they aren't releasing the dlc on them

Fun fact. Yesterday alone, of all the A Hat in Time threads, 8 hit bump limit and there were quite a bit more threads that didn't. Meaning there was at least 5,000 posts related to A Hat in Time, by far the most attention the game had ever received on Yea Forums, shattering the previous record set in October of 2017, when the game released.

Regardless of how you feel about the tranny flag bullshit in the game (and it IS bullshit), it's nice to see the game finally have an actual spotlight now, rather than being completely overshadowed by Cuphead and Mario Odyssey.

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it still would be fun to co-op through the game and explore, the main problem is you can't do bosses together which blows

Yea Forums love their cunnies

hopefully online + mods works out great so we can have some comfy weekends threads throughout the year.

Still sounds fun. I haven't played a lot of it so now I have a reason to play through it and grab a friend too.

>2 hour dlc with an extremely unsatisfying abrupt ending, no lore reason for why the chapter exists in the first place
>no replay value
>Pathetically easy compared to the last DLC (Even includes advanced babby modes with assist mode that makes you practically immortal and timepiece finder assist in the metro chapter)

The only good part of the DLC is the online party and new cosmetics. Imagine if they didn't listen to the absolute braindead retards who thought seal the deal was bad.

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Good, But the end is disapointing.
I Don't give a single fuck about the flag by the way...

is this autism?

Said it in the other thread:

So what's next for A Hat in Time, Yea Forums? The developers have delivered every one of their kickstarter goals and they've all expressed interest in working on different projects. With the success of this game and its fanbase and the fact that it's available on Xbox One, PC, PS4 and will be on Switch one day, what'll happen in the future? Do they keep infinitely updating A Hat in Time like TF2 or do they make this a franchise? Can you see Gears be an exclusive developer for Steam or Nintendo?

Is this the last we'll ever see of Hat Kid?

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trans rights!

Based, still not buying it.

DAAAHLIIIN~

God damn, I love these.

prolly found it by now but its in the blue station near the room where you get the 6 time shards

after I got my second rare sticker no more notifications popped up when finishing a level
I'm afraid a rare sticker might have spawned and I just don't know where it is, am I fucked or is there a way to find out?

they are daily, you need to wait for tomorrow

Also got 2, seems like a limit, maybe.

HAT KID IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

Where do I find the black cat with yellow eyes sticker that makes hat kid go Nyaan? I've looked everywhere

what skins other than the standard recolors are visible to others? I've seen people with the snatcher, metallic and retro skins, is there anything else?

You do know those rare stickers can be sold on steam market? They can lend a hefty price while market is still wild and only forming...

ah cool, I didn't realize it, thanks
guess I have a reason to come back to this game daily besides finishing my death wishes then

>mfw it's true

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holy fucking BASED

wtf, who would buy shit like this?

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you can fucking sell them?

>those prices
no way anyone will buy those considering how easy they are to get

Crash the market while you still can...Week from now the ywill loose 95%of value

First off, I have no problem with the fact that you can buy and sell these. But those prices are fucking insane. You could buy some unusual hats or australium guns on the TF2 market for those exact prices. Jesus Christ.

you get only one a day so I guess people will start buying them when the prices normalize

someone post it on /biz/

Well, they are once a day thing, which you also have to scour through level. I remember Armello dice were a fucking goldmine for a week or so. Could have easily trippled the price of the game itself.

Or you could be the coolest guy on a server with full on shiny stickers for all to envy.

hopefully they leave the game alone forever, I don't want to see mafias cutting their cocks off and parading around mafia city half-naked in the next DLC

I wish you could stick them on walls for other people to see or something, just spamming them as emotes is kinda boring after a while

One of the female artists called the yakuza cat lady her wife on a stream. What did she mean by this?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1737846720
Dropped.

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she means she wants every artist to draw some hardcore r34 of the yakuza cat

Hat in Time 2 will be a thing at some point but they've talked about how they're exhausted with 3d platformers

Wow it's actually tranny shit, not just a meme but actual tranny shit. How can you even defend this

Make sure to include your buzzwords in your reply next time so my filters pick you up. Thanks.

I refuse.

trans rights, bigot.

It's a fun little game.

what rights doesn't trannies have?

Genuinely can't be be arsed to give a shit about this to be honest. The game's fun, a flag slapped in a literal fucking sewer isn't going to destroy the fun I had with it.

buy my fucking stickers

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I want /pol/ to die so Hat threads can be fun again.

Sewers, where their kind belong. It fits!

No! Buy mine, they are 5 cents cheaper!

They bought this on themselves when they involved politics in their game.

Too bad we literally are the dna of this website. Feel free to kill yourself.

Are they actually selling though?

fucking based
booking a dick mutilation appointment right now
thanks hat in time!

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lmao of course not

Yes. Have children. Continue your bloodline and protect your qt daughterfu.

I don't have words to fully communicate how newfag of a statement that is.

based but unironically

>dna
You mean cancer.

lmao imagine being transphobic

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>mfw my only stickers price just dropped by 50%

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>take cunny game
>fill it with edgy controversial political shit
What weird feeling, there's a joke to be made here because this shit is ridiculous, what's next pacman ghosts representing the gay flag?

Is A Hat in Time cursed? Is GfB?
They're always involved in some sort of controversy on here every other month.
>those condescending 'no switch release' tweets back in 2017
>no hat kid boy
>dlc isn't free like their kickstarter said it would
>now this flag thing
This is getting ridiculous
Am I missing anything else?

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/pol/ is literally the new Yea Forums

don't forget about the jontron thing, there were more articles about it than about the game itself when it released

まんこ

Online is basically just dicking around, gonna shelve it until Workshop is functional.

nobody fears the fags so not sure what you are talking about

Menstrual blood implies that this person is a natural-born female.

you fear them getting equal rights

I love a hat in time, but that DLC fucking sucked compared to the first one we got.
The trailer was better than the actual content even.

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i doubt it's even possible to make good online oriented maps with the way online works, there's no interaction between players other than being able to smack each other

its just a flag you snowflake

I thought it was cool, though it's really missing a special death wish mission that takes the train surfing to the extreme

You can still race and stuff, and there's demand for functional multiplayer so if enough people bitch in the forums and their discord it'll probably be re-enabled.

>we
fag

If it's just a flag then keep that flag out of the fucking game, But we both know it's more than just a flag, it's fucking faggot subversion and propaganda.

or their gaping hole that they cut open bleeds, and they call it menstruation

The metro level was much better than the ship level
So as someone that didn't care for the challenges I found this one better

its 5 colored lines you triggered retard

>Pedophiles so mad about a flag in a random spot of the game they're refusing to play it
Based, and fuck bigots

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Again, keep those 5 colored lines out of the fucking game if it's not that big a deal. Fuck off with that faggot shit.

I didn't even know there was a trans flag until this thread

These people support a predatory industry profiting off the mutilation of the mentally ill, and history will not look kindly upon them no matter how much they believe themselves to be in the right

I honestly tried looking for it for a damn long while until I looked back at the screenshot and realized I passed by it several times.

kind of a bummer that you can't see other people's hats and outfits, hope they'll change it eventually

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they better fucking do, I didn't play all these death wishes for nothing
also the nyakuza outfit is nice

This will be my second mod, the first being completely removing all tranny flags from the game (there are at least two hidden, it seems).

Exactly user. These self-righteous hypocrites would lose their fucking mind if the confederate flag were in this game instead. The same Trannies saying "it's just a flag bro!" would be screeching out of their mutilated dicks about racism and white cis males. Fuck this faggot flag bullshit and FUCK this game and the devs for kneeling to these mentally ill degenerates.

losers deserve to have their flags burned

>Propaganda
>Being this sensitive over a flag that represents trans people
I'm baffled you live like this

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And faggots deserve the rope.

Fixed

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Based

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>One is a flag for trans people
>One is a flag that represented people who wanted to keep slaves
Imagine being this out of touch

I'm sensitive to SJW subversion & what it represents. And again, if it were a confederate ass then your tranny loving ass would the one of the first ones to screech about it. Fuck off with your self-righteous hypocrisy.

You have to make a food combo. I forget which one

what does a trans flag have to do with a little girl doing shit in a cat metro?
It's virtue signaling at the least. Easter eggs used to be funny references, not a reminder of people who cut off their dicks for fun and kill themselves on the flip of a coin because I called them he instead of xer.

>what does a trans flag have to do with a little girl doing shit in a cat metro?
It's just a random spray paint, unrelated to anything in the actual game e
>It's virtue signaling at the least. Easter eggs used to be funny references
There are still funny Easter eggs
>not a reminder of people who cut off their dicks for fun and kill themselves on the flip of a coin because I called them he instead of xer.
Nobody actually acts like this, go outside and quit listening to poorly told statistics from /pol/, faggot

How do trannies not have the same rights as anyone else?

you missed the point, why is a trans flag in a video game about a hat kid who collects shit in a cat metro?
statistics are statistics whether you like it or not, dickless homo

Get your head out of your ass, not every easter egg is for you.

>poorly told statistics
How can statistics be "poorly told" lmao, the data wasn't misrepresented in any way. It was told as a plain fact - 40+% of you freaks kill have attempted suicide.

People are free to mutilate themselves as they see fit. What's the problem?

>I drew the tranny rights bullshit on the wall to bait trannies into buying my game

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It's just a flag you snowflake.

>Sourceless and outdated
Go and be like the 70% of white guys and off yourself if it bothers you that /pol/ is sharing sourceless graphs

>I have the right to make other people complicit in my delusions.

This is what happens when a species born from struggle has long periods of peace.

haha you're right. I look forward to the baby killing reference that's in support of abortion rights in the next dlc.

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>One is a flag for people who are proud southerners
>One is for degenerates who are actively trying to dismantle society
Imagine being this out of touch

>Abortion is baby killing
Brainlet, you're not worth anyone's time. Think for yourself once in your life

>One flag represents people who want to forcibly change their biology and force it upon others including kids in Yea Forums and schools
>Other flag represents some dudes who didn't want to be screwed over by their own country and told what to do and now a common Chevy truck accessory alongside plastic nuts
It was never about slaves except to make the North look good. Only the more wealthy people had slaves which they actually benefited from the whole ordeal because then the slaves who were freed ended up working at the same place they were enslaved as indentured servants. Meaning they didn't have to spend as much money because the "farm equipment" had to take care of itself more.

Also if Lincoln was alive today he'd be more on /pol/ then twitter.

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I will ignore it and play the game. If I can ignore disgusting people on the chans, I can ignore a stupid flag in a fun game.

>like/like

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>there are no late abortions
wew

It's dumb and completely out of place for a cartoony world but its pretty easy to miss, I was only able to find it when free roaming my third time

im having fun

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I thought the model train only had 2 as well.

Nyakuza Metro was really short. I feel like I put way more time into Seal The Deal, which gave a great challenge even on the normal missions. Nyakuza was extremely easy and anticlimatic just when it felt like it was going somewhere. Wish we had a real time rift about the cat lady instead of the storybook for Roombi which showed absolutely nothing about him.

Is the cunny room still up or have we all resigned to waiting until workshop levels are enabled

>That n6t4 kid
Wait what? I thought you weren't able to see other kids wearing special costumes

Me on the right

>face isn't synced

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Feels like almost nothing is synced, go bitch at the devs until they change it.

I really wish they kept the DLC in the oven for a bit longer if it meant everything was better synced.

cuteandfunny is always open due to how the online system works, no one needs to host it.
But really, there isn't a lot to do with no mod support and no world sync

some of them are visible, im pretty sure that the metallic and snatcher ones are working as well

I know, I meant are people currently in it. But yeah the most we can do is race to the top of lava cake or train rush or something. Everything else is just dicking around and spamming emotes.

>like/like
I miss old forward Yea Forums when he hated everything to the point Yea Forums gave them the red ring. Now everything is politics and discord trannies who are trying to sell me hrt without even giving me a coupon.

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can the rifts be played?
I assume some of them must be fun to do as well

It's runs like shit on everything.

I never see the n64 one around, and when I do see the snatcher skins the textures for the eyes and mouth are always screwed up

yes, I played a few rifts with anons before, the king pons are shared and these light pads for unlocking doors are synced as well although they aren't in Train Rush but that's understandable

hate/don't care is the only correct choice
i hate trannies but not buying something because of a decal is ridiculous and just goes to show how trannies live in your head rent-free

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fucking this

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Ultimately I think it would have been better for everyone if they didn't include it. It doesn't stop me from playing the game, but it's making discussion about it really dumb and dragging people into the conversation who don't even play games.

more like cancer.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this is what happens when you insert hamfisted politics into a video game enjoy your threads guys

I wonder if Bow Kid pleased some ugly old cat for being on the front page of that magazine

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Why is she so cute Yea Forums ?

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where do i unlock the snatcher coins death wish on the map

Thats a wanted poster.

I'm sure the devs care deeply about the state of threads on Yea Forums.

H-how about the GOG version...?

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kek

a-user...i...

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Multiplayer uses Steam's API, unless GOG has their own good multiplayer API I doubt it'll happen. At best maybe you'll get P2P.

Theres a badge that helps you find coins, you'll have to collect the normal ones before it directs you to snatcher coins. I remember one being right in front of the entrance for a cat train

>enjoy your threads guys

see here I'm talking aboyt the people who are trying talk about on Yea Forums you're more than welcomed to go to Reddit they love shit like this

>Thinking the devs care about some illiterate kids on Yea Forums of all places.

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Deathwish was platforming kino
Ship was meh
Metro is like a slightly better ship, so still meh.

>see here I'm talking aboyt the people who are trying talk about on Yea Forums you're more than welcomed to go to Reddit they love shit like this
Could you try this in English please?

Learn english first.

This hub system is the most comfy shit ever made.

Consolefags stay mad.

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It's great. I love how seamless it is. Just wish the costumes, hats, and face animations were synced.

>dumb niggers bitching about some paint on a wall

did you idiots miss the other woke joke already in the game before this DLC?

the devs are left leaning. this aint hard to figure out.

Ok so should shit on it even harder or something

>decide to test the animated gif feature for camera mode
>get this

i.imgur.com/bTUcHCk.gifv
can't upload to Yea Forums because it's 6mb and i can't be bothered to .webm it right now

go hogwild if you want user

im just saying its not some new development

ESL faggot.

i want to fuck that evil cat lady

Where is everyone, the menu on the side isn't working so I can't see where everyone is partying at.

if the spaceship is empty go check nyakuza metro

I found a few interactable switches in the electric pon area. Does anyone know what they do? They're all next to doors. But the doors don't open.

>update my game to newest version
>it run worse than before

wow

find 4

>imagine caring this much about a flag in a game

That's what happens when software turn non-binary

Dammit, I stopped looking after 3. Going back in.

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>Paying for games

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this fuckin guy

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(you)

Bow Kid doesn't have her own bird passport photo
I think that there's not a single feature in this DLC that wasn't half-assed

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It's been one day and cuteandfunny is already a fucking graveyard, really sad.
hopefully once the mods come out next week we get some more action

does online even work with mods?

>The pedophiles don't even play the game

does this dlc includes a story book as seal the deal?

what are you talking about, there's a lot of people in the metro
and we were having a pretty big party in the hub like an hour ago

not yet,
but according to devs, by next week they should.

I hoep they do, otherwise this whole online shit was pointless

There's not much to do desu, this is surface-level online. We can go race to lava cake if you want or climb the snatcher shrooms tree.

Yes, but its not about the cat boss.
It's about your little Rumbi bot.

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wasn't online literally just a mod itself that got included valve style?

imagine being this fuckin terrible at entry level american history

There's no one in the hub right now.
I guess since I can't see the players's list I can't really tell how it is on the actual levels, but good to know

i wanna see it

where's the babby mode sticker

I swear they made an announcement about how Rifts have some shared progression or something, we need to group and try one out

does anyone have the uncropped version?

this is the shittest poll i have ever laid eyes on

the king pons in rifts and vault tickets in mafia town are shared, no idea if there's anything else

Let's do lava Mafia town

Why don't we blast through a bunch? Could be fun

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/461676974/#461699419

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I hope i never have to change this one

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>playable bowniggress
>need to start a new game file to pick her

FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON

>nazi flag is just a couple of black 90 degree angles on a white ball on a red backround

the faucets in lava mafia are synced too

How do you know if you're missing stickers? Is there a completion list in-game?

good news, Bow Kid has working skins now
I'm pretty sure that she had only the default one before

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trans garbage/10

>Hat Kid and co. will never share Rumbi for the night
I want a 500 word essay on my desk tomorrow morning explaining why we as a publicly funded company can't have this.

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i want to fuck celeste now

i want to do nice things to badeline

Easy.
Being an alien with advanced technology, she would have access to better stuff than an improvised vibrator.
Such as going to the future and playing Half Life 3

Oh shit I have an idea someone needs to make a giant slide map so we can do races just like we did in Mario 64 online

it's not about rights, it never was, it was about special privileges being doles out to them by the government making them superior without working for it

how do i dance

up down up down up ... on dpad

Up and down on d-pad
1 and 4 on keyboard.

Press both the :P and the Kiss emote buttons at the same time.
If you're using a controller this translates to pressing them both fast enough.

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weren't some of the devs for this game antifa?

You can get the government to aid your medication. If you're depressed, the government will pay for your therapist and antidepressants.
So what's the difference if you're trans?
>They're not REALLY trans, it's just a mental disorder that makes them think they're trans.
ok, so what's the treatment for such a disorder?

install gentoo

Guys, I think I'm at the objective!

It cutting your dick off and playing pretend for starters. Therapy.

That's like telling a gay person to just go to therapy.
>Just talk your gay away, you'll feel better after regular sessions.

Try looking up the stats on gays that reported being molested as children. They definitely needed therapy.

It's a shame not many objectives get synced but at least theres a little bit that modders can work with

Pimozide. not a meme

I think i might buy this as the third game for my switch. But what will be the price on it? I'm not buying if it's 20 bucks more than for the pc.

Cool online mod ideas:
>King of the hill type mode / Final destination
>Sliding race
>Regular platforming race
any more ideas Yea Forums?

What's your favorite Agile Suit Freegun series?

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The gay molestation thing is hugely distorded by counting pedophiles that are into kids of the same sex as gay

Don't do it. If the other consoles ports are of example
>The game will run like shit
>no dlc
>no mods
>no 50 player online

That's something we will see. The switch isn't a nokia 3200 in the end.

retard

Wew lad

Slide might be fun and would be easy to make.

Is there no way to play as Bow Kid without co-op?

I'm waiting some user with Unreal engine installed just removes the thing. if it takes too long I guess I'll do it

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switch has garbage online, if none of the other console releases of AHIT got online, then Switch definitely will not

The new dlc added the ability to play as bow kid on her own, but you have to start a new save to do it

steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=253230&searchtext=slide&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=textsearch§ion=home

there are some already, I don't know if they are any good. But for them to be fun on online I guess they should have areas to allow melee and they should be long and hard (and no checkpoints?)

I'm waiting until the official integrated editor is back online so I can export it to the workshop. No point in uploading a mod if people can't use it yet.

Scooter Race track

I just started a new save, but didn't see an option. Where is it?

If you beat the story and have the DLCs installed then you can play as her, but only on a new file

>beat the story
Oh alright. Beat it on a pirate copy a long time ago. Just bought it for the online shit.

Our society has been in more strife and war the past 2 decades than ever before.

I'm fucking bored, I guess I'll start a Nigger Kid file and try to get 100% on the cuteandfunny lobby

What else was the war about besides slavery? You do realize the North east just as racist, they just rightfully didn't like how a select portion if society had gigantic unpaid work forces that we're destroying the economy.

Im doing exactly that right now.

a mario party esque minigame where you're fighting on platforms that fall down when you stand on them but come back, and you have to hit down other players with your bat and be the last man standing

scooter racing, I can imagine a lot of tracks that could be fun with this. Both suburban and desert highway levels could be pretty fun, draw some inspiration from the bike level in Crash 3 for example

hookshot races

thanks, please let us know if you manage to remove it man.

The first one won't work properly because world state doesn't seem to be synced online, unless you can mod that too

Has anyone tested to see if the seal the deal mission with the tasks is synced at all? If so it would be fun as hell for someone to mod it so we can play the death wish version, maybe even amp it up even higher if possible

Ultimately modded multiplayer will be limited to races. None of the level itself will ever sync, so nothing like warioware will ever be possible.

this really
I don't like that tranny flag one bit. However I played this game for 14 hours today and I had fun, I can overlook it

Well that's a shame, though I guess a similar thing could be achieved with your Final Destination level idea. A small mountain peak and a bunch of players with bats, last man standing.

This game just makes me mad.
It's fun, enjoyable and probably the best game I've played recently but for poorfag reasons I don't have hefty (above average) graphics on my PC so I settled for the PS4 version. I ended getting a watered down version of the base game that will never be updated or get DLC. Jonas is such a PC fuckboy. Fuck this console war bullshit. I'm missing out because of this shit. Considering modding my console to run Linux so I can play the full game.

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Wasn't it that it was synced but the devs disabled it because of how the servers where dying from all the players?

Maybe you'll see the light one day, and it has nothing to do with "console wars"

could be, they were talking about how they had not anticipated this huge amount of people on at the same time

I played it in the first few hours and costumes, hats and player steam avatars where all synced and shit, but half the time someone joined your party people would just crash randomly.
So it seems to me they temporarily disabled that all to make it more stable.

PC is just easier to develop stuff on

The trailer for the DLC shows otherwise
youtu.be/pp-DYRP2q1s?t=222
It was never synced it seems like

Okay hats weren't, but everything else that I said clearly was being synced when the DLC launched.

I don't have it in me to be angry anymore. I've just learned to laugh

The main dev has stated that he is not interested in consoles at all. Plus, seeing how online multiplayer functions he's either inept at coding or really sucking Steam's cock.

trans rights/10

no buy

they are inept at coding, that the entire and only reason.
Do you really think he wouln't sell the dlc on consoles due to "console war" bullshit? cmon

The fact the game can seamlessly connect you with up to 50 people instantly without any loading required at all seems impressive desu.

They're going to update this so it can't be turned off, aren't they

That's thanks to it being hosted on Steam servers with Steam's multiplayer API.

Yeah that was a response to him saying "seeing how online multiplayer functions he's either inept at coding or really sucking Steam's cock."
I'm sure 99.9% of indie devs wouldn't be able to pull off multiplayer on a scale like this if they had to make all the networking themselves, it really wouldn't be possible without the new Steam API.

I wonder what more competent devs can do with the new API, or have done already

I'm sure that's the case. The reason they were saying no to Switch is because no one on the team has any experience with porting. It wasn't until they sold 500k+ that they had the money to hire someone to port the game.

Dilate and then become a part of the 40%, tranny.

Some anons led me to a secret platform on the ceiling and I fought a cat miniboss and won but nothing happened... It's just flaming up there now...

It's just for bragging rights.

It's an easter egg

where the fuck do you get the myurder and baby mode stickers

>door button glitched and won't raise
Oh no oh no

Well thanks for showing me hatbros

Did I just fuck myself over?
>Playing Contractual Obligations
>Just finished burning all the spirits
>Time Piece spawns next to the gaping pit
>Decide to explore a bit more before picking it up
>Accidentally my way into The Well
>Complete The Well, relevant Time Piece spawns, first Time Piece is gone

goddamn this game has a fucking kino soundtrack
I regret not buying it earlier, but I do not regret those 14 hours I spent playing it today

Well I have a shitty PC that can't handle 60 fps even on medium and no console at all, so I have to suffer this Unreal engine shitshow with slowdowns all the way. Might as well just not play it until I upgrade my PC, and then the multiplayer is gonna be dead anyway.

>Abortion isn't baby killing
Maybe pass 2nd grade biology before posting on Yea Forums

i-is she gonna be okay? she's just sleeping, r-right?

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does anyone else have their game start to get really laggy after loading a few different areas and/or tabbing in and out a few times?

Trannies

Is the first time piece not respawning after redoing Contractual Obligations?

I CAN'T FIND THE LAST HAT FLAIR! WHERE IS THE DWELLER MASK FLAIR IN THE DAMN METRO!?

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where the fuck is it, the arrow is on drugs

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The ice hatch behind the counter.

yellow metro area, after the initial subways to the left. You know where the vendor in the hole is? Opposite side on ground level is a vendor

I feel so dumb. I've run past this guy so many times.
Thanks user

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no problem!

never knew that was there, wow

Hat Girls Sin Time

Wait theres a radar for stickers?

Just tried a rift, seems to be single player.