Hahahaha, look at me, I take up other peoples spots in servers just to do stupid memes. Hah, I'm so funny, right guys? You like me, right? I'm not a total vapid cunt, right?
Do I finally have friends?
I hope you did your part today and killed Lute faggots, Yea Forums
itt: seething spearfag
Nope. Just a generic Medium Armored Bastard Sword guy with Bloodlust and Dodge.
>literally seething
Rapiershitters need not apply.
Never suffer bard shits to live.
I kill every lute player I see
we get it
you're playing evangelion on the lute, very cute
now be crushed and die
Did you know that despite being 13% of server population, Bards make up 50% of all faggotry?
>actually broken as fuck tryhard build
No you killyourself you dick choaking nigger
>bastard sword is broken as fuck tryhard
lol how bard are you?
>faster attack time than most weapons can block.
Your just as bad as rapier buckler, go crawl into a shallow grave faggot
>Kill lute player
>NOOOOO I'M FRIENDLY I JUST WANT TO PLAY MUSIC
Then join a fucking band
>can literally swing wildly and get kills with no skill
Bastard sword is fake and gay.
kek
>5 bards on the enemy team
>get votekicked because i keep taking their heads off
its fucking tf2 all over again
So what were they doing? Just standing in one point and doing nothing, playing music?
Don't worry I'll make sure to toss some firebombs (on my own team) whilst using lutebot just for you.
Dont worry. The entire game is a meme.
just fucking running around the battlefield expecting everyone to give them a free pass
im not playing the game but does that happens often? sounds infuriating if it would happen regularly
>kills bards for easy points
>people complain because its ruining the fun
>makes post on Yea Forums crying about it
Yeah, checks out.
What a great thread OP :)
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I enjoy using the lute to bash heads in, most people will turn their backs on you if they see you playing it. Easy kills on dumb people.
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>morhdau is srs bizness!!!
yikes
>ruining the fun
ah yes, the fun of some faggot prancing around me while I'm trying to kill shit in the mode about killing shit in the game about killing shit
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>Dodge
Where does it say in the game that it's about killing people?
>run to enemy point
>somehow the only guy there is a bad
>he's standing on the point
>kill him so I can start capturing it
>"wow why did you kill a friendly hard?"
I give bards a free pass unless they ever attack someone, including trap setting, or are on a capture point. Bards aren't doing anything worse than a meme build like the pan man, grug, or a boxer.
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at least ill have a big dick
Am I faggot for using a rapier/buckler combo?
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henry rollins
I have a Bloodlust Heavy Armor loadout whose only equipment is a lute. I spam music until the first enemy tries to kill me, then I kill them instead and steal their weapon and play normally. It's pretty cash.
Anything with a shield is turbofaggot territory. At least keep your dick size from going into negatives by losing the shield/buckler.
yes
Well damn...
Absolutely
Youre a faggot for asking for Yea Forumss opinion
Let's see if we get hard mode
anyone with a rapier, a spear, or a shield has the big gay who wants to farm kills without a challenge
Nigger child soldier pls
Does playing the lute give your team some buff, or it is completely useless for no reason?
Hey OP its me, the dude that cycles between his pan peasant loadout, his ex bear trap loadout, and the 3x fire bomb load out. Suck my dick retard
uh oh
>niger
No, we are Gods among these bitter faggots.
I bat those fuckers with a blade across the face on sight simply because they will try to use the "bard immunity" to finish off people trying to heal after combat or stand at points capping them with their team
They're in the game, so surely the devs know that this would happen.
>NO FUN ALLOWED, ONLY HARDCORE GAMING
>NO STOP PLAYING DOOM ON YOUR LUTE, STOP HAVING FUUUUUUUNNNNNNN
Huh...
I only use what you listed. Also, I use a bow.
Bards distract you with "music" while they contest the point
Sneaky little niggers.
branco
It's a potent psychological weapon. Some people just get tunnel vision when they see you and ignore obvious threats.
Is it at least balanced out by the fact that I wear no armour except for 1 points worth of helmet, so one good cleave can kill me?
It does. I personally haven't seen anyone get kicked for killing lutefags, but there's ALWAYS atleast one lutefag per match. They're on the level of TF2 friendlies for how much of a shitfit they throw when they get impaled.
what gave it away?
>in the game
oh cool semantics faggot is here
where does it say in the game that I shouldn't smash lute players heads cause that sick crunch sound is better than their music?
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>tfw seanigger
>every SEA server is filled with tryhards
>VN, TH, and pinoy niggers all trying to claim being the bestest in the game
on one hand I'm glad I don't get the bard problem like you guys, but on the other hand what the fuck.
Votekick r*pier-shield users in the middle of the match
Ur unhinged 4 getting this upset about it tho lol
I just ignore em
Cuz im busy sabotaging my own team with bear traps and fire bombs
>One or two bards in 32 or 64 player server
Yeah whatever you loons.
>Half the population on a 20 man duel server are lute playing fucks that barely even lutebot anything worth listening to
>No one to duel for a while
>Kick a lute fuck and challenge him
>Plonks me with the lute and runs away shaking his head saying "no!"
>Slay him
>Entire server in uproar
Meme to actually playing the game ratio should never go above 5% and even then they should expect getting fucked.
>"StOP HaVInG FUnn"
>"pls no bully, stop killing my gay lute ass"
killing lute players is fun
k
god wills it
Shoutout to all the chad bards wining sword fights with the lute
Just switch servers retard
It doesn't say that you HAVE TO do any of that.
It's just a guideline.
>Pick up spear
>Attack guy with spear
>We both thrust at the same time
>I sidestep his thrust
>He parries mine
???
What is this game, I thought I had it figured out but today I can't hit anyone. I had a messer and a guy with a spear was spamming thrust, I couldn't hit him before he hit me after parrying. I'm so confused
>he went into a battle of the bands server and got mad at dueling lutes
Take your competitive cancer e-sports shit somewhere else.
>other peoples spots in servers
You what?
Nothing happened. People are getting better.
Turning into attacks can greatly increase their speed to contact. Are you keeping the mouse aimed at people or flailing about like a retard? You should be flailing.
>semantics faggotry
neck yourself
No, I'm instilling a sense of fear in these musically challenged pissants thinking they can sit perfectly idle for half an hour.
There was no such description. This has a knack to happen to a lesser degree everywhere.
Ur the one saying the games steam store description is the law of how to play the game kek
It was a thrust attack, we both started at the same time i made his whiff but he could recover to parry. The bit with the messer I turned into it to make it come out faster, then I tried a thrust. Guy just mashed scroll up and beat me no matter how much I parried. I didn't want to try any feints etc as spammers don't fall for that
Seething autist doesnt like people not taking a joke game seriously
plz not in Africa
I can see the game didnt fail in drawing in the larper crowd
I am pretty sure they alone will be the demise of this game
Get aborted, bitch
>gamer zone: Pro
Yikes
God heard my prayer
If you ripose you can just super armor the damage and hit him in the fucking face if he keeps spamming. Unless you use a pleb weapon that deals less damage then you are in parry hell
>seething autist doesnt like people fooling around with him
I'm glad we established we're both free to do however we wish. I'll just decapitate everyone with this new sense of freedom and they will be the bad guys for complaining next time.
COME ON SWEET JAPANESE CUNNY
I just use whatever I pick up, I'd have thought a messer would outspeed a spear thrust after parrying it though
>aborded
Ok schizo u do what the voices tell u
Kek, that sounds hilarious. BASED LUTEBROS
Imagine playing this game and be mad because people don't take it seriously like some kind of e-sport game.
Is this why communities and games are so bad today, people actually hate fun nowadays.
No, I'm playing the game how I want: killing things
it's the lutefags who're whining that we're killing things
Rolling for the first world babyyyyy
Probably not but if you riposte you can trade. If you headshot with the messer strike you can one shot if they have shitty armor or they are at 20 ish hp.
>See a neat looking stick with a studded metal end on it on one of the loading screen characters
>Turns out it's not a weapon that actually exists in the game
Name a better feeling than billhooking a overconfident horsefag.
It's not about what you want, faggot.
ALL THESE SHITTERS KILLING LUTEFAGS FOR FREE KILLS LMOA
>decide to finally try out the lute playing to see how it's like
>running around on my unarmored peasant build, strumming away like a boss
>some faggot in heavy armor wielding a halberd runs over towards me
>tries swinging overhead
>misses horribly
>grip my lute and start beating him senseless, blocking and doging his blows
>even swap grip on my lute to play a few notes before attacking him again
>he visibly starts panicking as I steadily chip him down, tries spamming left click with broad swings
>completely kills his stamina because of it
>walk up to him and attack one more time
>he tries blocking
>his weapon flies out of his hands, as he desperately starts fumbling to get it back
>beat him over the head two more times as he does so, killing him
>"you got luted"
>he chases me for the whole match nonstop, at the expense of everything else
seethe more, shitter
>he doesn't want to kill the literal bots
lul
Thats fine
I shoot lute idiots in the head
Thats what makes the game fun. False dichotomies and such
well, you're the dead lutefaggot
clearly it is
Nice blog, put it into song next time mr. Lutr player. Saved on Spotify
Why are you so full of hate, faggot?
Us lutefolk didn't do anything to your faggot ass.
>everyone clapped in chat
>they surrounded me in grad and hoisted me up
>suddenly my lute isn't playing loud enough
>I take out my dick and stabspam it against the strings
>everyone cheers my steam username
>even the other team cheers
>I cum
>would lute again
Friendly reminder that any weapon that I can't beat is clearly broken and everyone who uses it is a faggot
>Trying to do duels
>40% of the server are memetards that just stand around doing emotes
Pathetic.
SEETHING
Not him but i just think an enemy crouch walking up with a guitar is pretty funny. So i cut his head off and do the come at me gesture while spinning, because i think thats funny.
Oh, you didnt like that? Sorry i guess, why dont you come back around and see if i mean it :)
>80
Tough luck, buddy...
At least you'll get to be a trillionaire
OHNONONONONONO
hot girls pls
You probably leave after getting wrecked by my pan peasant anyways
post pics, it's probably a weapon skin
anything but T*rkey
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Nigger I'm Australian. We aren't fucking duelling at any point in time.
>kEK YOu faGS taKE ThIS gAMe sO SErioSLY
>STOP KILLING US PLS!!!1 WhY dO yOU HaTE uSS???/
Any online game that involves knights will become filled with autistic spergs, this is nothing new.
doop di doop
You won't be so smug when us lutefolk RISE UP against the oppression of swordfags and bowfags.
I'mma going mush your small balls with back of my lute, you faggot.
hm,mmm
Literally this >experience fast paced combat
yes, you can experience it
by playing a lute on the sidelines and staying alive
Cmoooon Iceland
>and staying alive
Lots of assholes play that kit in heavy armor so even an exec can't one shot them.
Haha your guitar sounds like poop and you deserve every turd flung at you :)
buckler has no held block
Rowll
ait
>t. mrbtfo
ROLL bräpppp
You want a fucking medal?
>throw a couple bombs around a point
>run away strumming loud
>half of the enemy team is on your ass now instead of defending
ez
rude
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I tried taking a screenshot of the loading screen, but apparently that doesn't work. I also scoured through every hafted weapon in the game and checked their skins and didn't see anything matching the weapon. It looks basically like a shorter quarterstaff with a metal reinforced end and a little spike on top. Here's a rough mock-up of it.
that's a skin for the big two handed mace, look it up
Let's do this
If you're talking about the eveningstar, that head has long spikes protruding out of it. It's not the one in the loading screen.
Ah so youre minmaxxing trash, good to know.
OP IS A FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT
I'm sorry, I was just upset.
I got shit on my thumb this morning and in a moment of muscle memory I licked it off.
Is there a lutebot music pack?
I don't feel like converting my own music to find out what sounds good and what doesn't
Baby please, give me somethin' good
>minmaxxing trash
What does that even mean?
I play to win, and if I be efficient as possible: I'm the bad guy.
Can't be worse than burgerland.
rol
ahem
lol
What else are you meant to do in this game other than meme? It's already got stale after a week.
>In the skins section instead of the heads
I'm retarded. Still, thank you kind sir.
it has two skins
>absolute shit at the game
>too much fun using one handed axes, usually throwing one to start my fights
>hardly any armor because I'm zooming around, jumping off high points with the Cat perk to drop down and murder people
Sucks I'm a shitter that can only win if I get the drop on someone, but goddamn is it fun
based
>one of the evening star skins is called evening star, but in german
how fucking creative
Rolling for Zimbabwe!
>Iceland
Fuck, I hoped for my next life to be shittier than my own.
beionis
Some play to kill, some play to lute. Why is one wrong but the other not?
> playing western America server
>5 japs are filling the chat with moonrunes
I can only imagine how bad shit will get once china gets this game.
lets get aborted
t. absolutely livid rapierfag
>get on ballista
>about to fire a shot
>friendly runs over and hits me then takes over control
Every fucking time, what is wrong with these people
>it's a heavy armor maul nigger is filling the kill feed episode
cause the game gives you points for one and not the other
It’s like they’re going ballistic
I'm fucking ballistic at this stupid fucking game
It's easy to make things sound good because lutebot comes with a tool that lets you turn off certain tracks so that you can just isolate the melody.
Haven't played Mordhaus, redpill me on bards.
best Korea let's go
Which means what exactly in this context?
It doesn't give you points for walking, why do you do that?
What game?
stay salty faggot
Rolling thunder
im not going to get caught up in the linguistics of things
you're on your own, faggot
Break the ballista
>WhAT ARe pOINts MEan EvEN???/
it's almost like one activity is rewarded by the game and contributes to success and the other is being a lutefaggot
seeya at the bottom of the scoreboard
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Rundown on this LARP looking game?
Rad thank ya
So we should kill everyone that net points regardless of their preferences to speak plainly?
I'm a lutefolk and I mastered both combat and the musical arts, simultaneously.
Come at me, you fucking brute.
Lute players are ok if and only if:
-they don't stay at spawn playing and actually charge with their mates while playing sick tunes, I always love kicking some ass while there's a bard playing mk theme right besides me
-they don't cry in chat when getting killed, seriously wtf you can respawn 5secs later why are you mad
-they don't stab you in the back while you're fighting his friends because you thought he'd only play and leave you alone
But Armenia isn’t even a country
Tryhards hate them because they can't stand losing in a game and a person on a lute is a person not fighting on the front line. Most don't give a fuck or enjoy them for the tunes and morale boost. Basically anyone who complains about bards is a faggot who doesn't understand that losing in mordhau means next to nothing for your exp and gold and there isn't even a win/loss counter.
So you think points are the only way to enjoy yourself?
neither are you
On top of that in Frontline one guy isn't going to make much of a difference unless he was going to be good enough to be on the top of the scoreboard and if he is that good you are basically admitting that you're mad that someone has chosen to not carry you to victory.
>-they don't stay at spawn playing and actually charge with their mates while playing sick tunes, I always love kicking some ass while there's a bard playing mk theme right besides me
Some people might seem like they are doing this but if you are using lutebot you can't really walk that fast because it constantly opens and closes the console stopping you. There's also not hot key to stop playing a song once you start so they have to alt tab to stop the song and be able to move freely again.
>to speak plainly
you're not interested in speaking plainly you faggot
you've been playing with semantics this entire time to derail actual discussion
if you can be a lute faggot and get points and play the objective, power to you
but whether you're being useful or not on the battlefield, I'm going to kill you
I cannot remember the last luteplayer I saw that didn't go down in exactly one strike, so bring it
>peOPle plAY CoMpetitIVE MP fOR tHE coMpEtiTIOn??
i'm not taking more questions, faggot
you think you're being coy trying to goad me into some kind of "gotcha" but you're transparent and boring
I'm gonna kill luteplayers more, please whine about it more cause it only encourages me
OP probably got jobbed by a lute player and this is his way of venting.
Who are you quoting? I see a reply but you forgot to give me the (you).
>I'm gonna kill luteplayers more, please whine about it more cause it only encourages me
I'm not whining about it that was literally the second post I made. You are correct though I am trying to goad you into a gotcha with questions, it's called the Socratic method and it's a great way to make morons realize the flaws in their own logic. You refuse to answer them because it puts you at risk of seeing these flaws and realizing you were acting stupid so instead you just greentext and insult.
>I play to win, and if I be efficient as possible: I'm the bad guy
Yes you are, literally and unironically have sex
Spearniggers deserve the rope.
I don't give a fuck, idiot. I will kill lutefags and I'll kill them hard.
Mmmm...!
>Yes you are
I'm damn winner, dude. Stay salty, you little bitch.
>have sex
Have you got a vagina?
>have sex
Ok, done. What now?
>"I LuTEFag bECAusE it'S FuN"
>"Alright, I kill lutefags because its fun"
>"OBviouSlY flAWed loGIc thAT I wiLL exPertlY revEAL wiTh mY SoCRATi-"
jesus, I couldn't imagine you getting more faggoty, but here we are
is this the new reddit posting?
Here we gooo
do not roll it is against the rules
I'd rather be a somali than born in ch*na
Really wanna make a shield character but don't want to come off as a nigger. Hope they get balanced more.
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>People love musicians in Napoleonic Warfare
>Hate them in Mordhau
Lute players that are behind their own lines and off the point are ones i ignore. If they try to sneak behind our lines or stand on the point? Fuck em.
its ok to kill them ironically
the Socratic method doesn't involve strawmen and loaded questions. you're just being a fucking retard.