Spoilers free ff7 thread

Cloud cross dressed and gets gang raped by big buff gay men

Did sefiroth control jennova or the other way around

It was a symbiotic relationship.

Vincent fucking wishes he was Sephiroth's dad. And Hojo wishes Red XIII knotted Aerith. Who, by the way, dies.

Aeris dies
Zack was her boyfriend and the real protagonist, and Cloud watched him die and never made it into SOLDIER, which fucked his head and made him steal Zack's personality.
In the end they stop meteor but humankind is doomed to disappear in five hundred years due to an illness

Vincent is full of spiders and he cums spiders

fuck you faggots

cloud is more nuanced, zack is a generic MC

Imagine being a zoomer

tifa has big boobies

Zack is the least important of the four FFVII Compilation protagonists.

Dude just play the original game. Its unrealistic to not expect spoilers for this game. Aerith's death is one of the most referenced parts of the game and likely one of the first things you hear about FFVII. It's on everything, switch, PC, ps4, and I think also xbox.

WEDGE FUCKING DIES

>just play the original game
it will ruin the enjoyment of the remake

You're not supposed to attack while the tail is up
Barrett is a lying nigger

>these faggots actually exist

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This is the whiniest shit I've read in a while. The remake is not fucking out, enjoy the original fucker.

Big Guard breaks the game

Dude the remake isn't going to come out in fucking forever still.

Cid beats his wife

Seriously what the fuck was up with that. I played this shit for the first time and died to the first boss because of that retarded shit.

Also don’t bother playin the original, lads. This is maybe the single clunkiest game I’ve ever played, certainly the clunkiest jRPG I’ve ever played in terms of controls/movement. Just replay Chrono Trigger til the remake comes out, it does everything this game tries to do mechanically but 10 times better

the original is full of spoilers

You're not supposed to speak of clunk if you can't beat the first boss of an already very easy game. Stupid bastard.

this is such an good meta joke. I'm going to steal it.

This thread is full of spoilers :^)

It's Cloud, that says that line. There are also different lines by the way if either Barret or Cloud is dead.

how do people that never played it avoid spoilers? even searching for aeris name in google image and youtube shows her death scene

Why didn't you played yet?
You tried and didn't liked or never touched?
If you don't like, you think the remake could be good for you?
Have you played any other FFs?
Which one is your favorite?
Do you think VII is overrated or deserves all the cult around it?

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Obviously I beat him after that, I just don’t understand why they would give you incorrect info for the dam tutorial boss. Now I’m in the area after you rescue Aeris and the shitty field controls combined with the crappy 2D backgrounds make it a pain to navigate the world and I’m just done with this shit show. I can’t believe this mess is so highly regarded

By playing the fucking game already
It's out on every god damn platform and easily emulated
PLAY
THE
FUCKIN
GAME
YOU
N I G G E R

she wasn't his wife

Tifa gets fucked by a dog in front of cloud while he's in a wheelchair

Cid beats his live-in woman slave

I-I've never played ff7. what am I in for?

who?

The one without the tits

Holy fucking based

>humankind is doomed to disappear in five hundred years due to an illness
>implying

Dude, it's clear as day that Midgar got fucked up in the end cutscene and that AC just reconnected this for the hell of it.

The Ninja?

That is a huge yikes from me

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>Now I’m in the area after you rescue Aeris and the shitty field controls combined with the crappy 2D backgrounds make it a pain to navigate the world

Yeah, I had the same trouble there. I spend ages wandering around because I couldn't tell which part of the background was supposed to be connected to the foreground.

if you faggots already played the original
what's the point of playing the remake

What’s Tifa canon ethnicity ?

The good guys win and the bad guys lose

Hojo fucked Lucretia and their kid was Sephiroth who while still unborn Hojo injected with Jenova (FF7's The Thing) DNA
Vincent loved Lucretia but is a pussy so after he lost his gurl he slept in a coffin for 30 years until the party optionally awakens him
Sephiroth thinks he's Jenova's actual child
Sephiroth thinks he and Jenova are Cetra (they're not)
Hojo kills Aeris' father while her mother (a real Cetra) dies later
Reeve is Cait Sith
Cait Sith is properly pronounced Kett Shee (it's Scottish)
Sephiroth kills Aeris
Cloud has Zack's (his friend and earlier Aeris' boyfriend) memories for 2/3rds of the game
Cid would've died if he went into space as the stuff Shera was still trying to fix were critically malfunctional
Cloud fucks Tifa under the Highwind
Everyone in the Highwind sees it

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>lockhart
english - anglo saxon

Nibelheimian

His head wasn't fucked because of this.
It was because of the experiments.
There is no sickness on VII.
The ending scene being present on AC can mean anything.
Humans went to colonise other planets? Sure.
Midgard was fucked by a Weapon?
Why not?
I always interpreted like the meteor fucked everything related to humans, but life continued.
Like, the state of the entire Planet is like that.

The game manual tells you everything up to the first boss in much clearer English.

There's a lot of things wrong there.
But I will just point that there was no one in the Highwind when Tifa is with Cloud outside.

Cloud was Zack

You don't. It came out 22 years ago and was spoiled to death by the time I first played it in 2010. Aeris' death is the vidya spoiler equivalent of Darth Vader being Luke's father. Everyone knows it even if you haven't seen it.

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Yea Forums is going to descend into hell as soon as Tifa is revealed.

Cloud was never part of Soldier but was actually acting like Zack who was with him when they got experimented with Mako by Dr. Hojo and due to Zack telling his life story to him he used those stories to turn himself into Zack.

Also Aerith is killed by Sephiroth.

Nothing I said was wrong and they were all in the Highwind since it's massive and has plenty of room for them all to sleep in. Why would they all get out to sleep on the side of the Northern Crater with Cloud and Tifa?

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Or reach 7th heaven.

you crossed the line
i knew she dies but didn't know how
fuck you

Eh, the reaction will be the same as Aerith. Most people will like her and some people will claim she looks like a man as a form of lazy bait.
Unless she has tits that incels decide aren't large enough.

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That picture is on the FF7 wikipedia article.

Cloud kills a child on disc 2 at the Golden Saucer

Cloud
Zack
Vincent
Who's the fourth one? The Turk from the mobile game?

Probably Angel.

>Unless
Really now?

Yes, the Turk from the mobile game.

I'm expecting her to have AC size tits, which are fine with me. If people still aren't over them they deserve to be mad.

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And here I was hoping that stupid image was forgotten forever. That image also has a lot of samefagging going on.

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I was trying to find the one comparing her to a JAV star, but I must've lost it.

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