>Game takes place in the Roman Empire
Game takes place in the Roman Empire
Adam Adams
Cameron Turner
>It's always some pleb emperor or Caesar.
>Never the based Nero.
Samuel Parker
ive played total war: rome it was ok i guess.
Noah Lewis
>game is full of gay sex
William Martinez
>New Vegas
Colton Perez
>constant political instability, cultural infighting, and civil war
Austin Murphy
under Roman law it was only gay if you were the one taking it in the ass.
Nathaniel Johnson
ryse son of rome bro
Angel Ramirez
>"Eastern"
>"Roman"
>"Empire"
Benjamin Myers
this, pagan rome was the chad rome, too bad Christcucks ruined it.
Cameron Ward
Are there any non-strategy games that are set in the Roman Empire?
Grayson Hernandez
>empire
>not republic
Yea Forums delenda est
Xavier Lewis
still depraved and gay, no wonder muzzies still have istanbul, faggot greeks
Ian Ramirez
Nero would have browsed Yea Forums had it existed back in the day, dude literally might of burnt down his own city to build a palace that he wanted then fed blamed the Christians for it.
Cameron Fisher
Ryse: Son of Rome is the only one off the top of my head, recently tried Imperator which is a PDX strategy game but its total ass.
Daniel Brown
>tfw always burn down every christcuck building at the start of best rome campaign
Matthew Reyes
>Naval warfare
How?
Liam Wilson
Isaac Stewart
>be roman patrician
>getting irrumatio'd by my twink gallic slave in my villa on the palatine hill
>hear knock on the door
>see this
Quid faciam, fratres?
Sebastian Wilson
How do they get the boats in the colosseum? How do they make it water tight and prevent the water from seeping into the ground?
Hudson Reed
why Rome when you can have vikangz game number 19471393847
William Nguyen
>barbarian bloodsport
Habet coitus
Jason Roberts
This was actually the original use of the Colosseum user, they only did naval battles for several years before someone pointed out it was a fucking stupid gimmick and they should do normal battles.
Oliver Wood
>this thread will be full of people butchering the Latin language
IT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME GRAMMAR AS ENGLISH YOU RETARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeremiah Allen
>How do they get the boats in the colosseum
I imagine they built them in there.
>How do they make it water tight and prevent the water from seeping into the ground
They didn't, I'm sure they had to keep pumping more in. Fortunately none of the underground parts of the Colosseum were there yet, so it was just seeping into soil, not anything important.
Austin Morales
time to play some VN
Chase White
>getting mad over a literal dead language
non sexus
Cooper Wright
Shadow of Rome
Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance
Colosseum Road to Freedom
Spartan Total Warrior
Ian Hughes
WHO /optimates/ HERE?
IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
Isaac Jackson
>Nero
>based
How?
Logan Collins
>I imagine they built them in there.
But then how did they get the boats out of the colosseum when they wanted to do other game types?
Daniel Morales
Carter Price
Are romans ""white""
Joseph Green
Are there any video games where the player is 100% correct but people reject their message?
Jonathan Torres
>MMXIX
>still hellenic
Kayden Roberts
For years they only did naval battles as I said here .
Hudson Garcia
They were the ancient shitposters: pompeiana.org
Luke Rodriguez
Any game where the main character is a Christian preaching the gospel to the world.
Jordan Jenkins
I mean, the cataline conspirators actually didn't need a fair trial, Cicero could've started killing random plebs if he wanted to, legally he could. A fair trial would've taken long, a quick harsh punishment quelled the rebellious attitude and did save the republic.
Wyatt Jones
Chronologically what books should one read to get Rome? I just got Rubicon on the shelf. Need something before it.
Carter Ramirez
Cringe est
Daniel Cook
>Need something before it
No you don't, that one starts at the beginning and it's a good choice. "Dynasty" by the same author afterwards is very good too.
Jacob Brown
>tfw no Punic Wars game.
Hunter Baker
"Life in Ancient Rome" by F.R. Cowell
Ian Walker
*is the best emperor since augustus*
Joseph Adams
I have visited the Colosseum thrice in my life, all of them during the game day festivals, and each time left disappointed at the rampant cuckoldry displayed! Warriors of great strength and smooth bodies only move to bind their foes in some Greek arm locks, and when one of these "Gladiators" looks to be in distress, the game is called off by the referee. I have seen great beasts as well, but none that rivals your wife.
If a man desires to experience growth of hair in the chest, he would do better to ignore the theatrics of the Colosseum (or Colon-seum as I like to call it), and enter the HIPPODROME where brave MEN ride at incredible haste, against good wisdom, and brave the risks of the curves that claim riders each game. Real glory is only to be won when there is risk.
Juan Russell
Imperivm: punics wars
Landon Foster
Gladiator Begins
Carson Thompson
>author expresses subjective judgements
embarassing
Nolan Harris
>used Religious zealots as source of entertainment and light by burning them.
>Participated in horse racing with Pimp wagon with 10 horses instead of 4
>Built his orgy crib with sculpture of himself, had sex for days without leaving said place.
>Punished woman by raping her with specially trained giraffe.
Samuel Green
BASED
Easton Carter
*is the best emperor since Tiberius*
Nolan Ortiz
>game takes place during roman republic.
Jace James
Sounds like a ancient version of a politician doing the bidding of the Jews. Like the Obama of his day.
Austin Nelson
t. historia civilis
Camden Green
>used Religious zealots as source of entertainment and light by burning them.
We finally have find alternative energy sources
Grayson Nelson
Will it ever be topped?
>tfw start figuring out how to survive as WRE
Easton Williams
>not Roman Republic
Jacob Morales
Why was Ryse : Son of Rome such ass ? I dropped it after an hour of being bored. Does it get better later ?
James Thompson
Benjamin Sullivan
Easy
>fuck gaul
>fuck hispania
>fuck brittania
>set up a legion stack at the bridge north of rome
Jackson Miller
So I guess we all got recommended that set of videos on Julius Casear in our youtube feed?
Henry Butler
ugh
Kevin Morales
It was primarily made as an engine demo. Everything else was secondary.
Jaxon Martin
>The rites of Bona Dea ("The Good Goddess") were held in December, at the house of Rome's leading magistrate. In 62, they were held in the Regia, the residence of the pontifex maximus, then Julius Caesar. The rites were hosted by Caesar's wife Pompeia, and his mother, Aurelia, and they were supervised by the Vestal Virgins. It was a cult from which men were excluded and they were not permitted to speak or even know the goddess's name: the euphemism "Good Goddess" was used. Clodius intruded on the rites, disguised as a woman and apparently intent on finding and seducing Pompeia but was discovered.
Why did he do it lads?
Parker Thompson
Assassin's Creed: Rome would sell millions.
And you all know it.
Matthew Sanchez
you are weak
behold
EVROPA
Charles Williams
Was the Battle of Alesia even real?
What other civilizations match Roman battle autism?
Michael Hughes
how will neptune ever recover from caligula blowing him the fuck out?
Lincoln Young
got to admit, i like when he makes the squares spin around, gets me every time.
Lincoln Bennett
Idiot, it's not even difficult to hold onto all of those. Just pay attention to religious conversion and don't get too autistic about making everyone go one way or the other, treat it on a case-by-case basis, and at worst two or three provinces will revolt, and you can just take them right back. In fact the pro strategy is to immediately go on the offensive since sacking cities is the only way to turn a profit for the first few turns.
Oliver Russell
what set of videos?
Jonathan Rodriguez
Here's your Roman game bro.
Kevin Peterson
>might of burnt
How can be native of a language and speak this badly.
Go back to high school
Mason Robinson
Fucking a man in the ass is the manliest thing any male can do. Making another man a submissive, penetrating him like a woman and making him moan like he's your bitch. It's a pleasure that can only be experienced and understood by real alpha males.
Adrian Brown
>ONE CONSUL
how will paradox ever recover?
Dominic Rodriguez
Historia Civilis probably.
Tyler Clark
Easily the worst launch since pdx became a "big" developer. Imperator fits more with the meme games like March of the Eagles or Shogun than EUIV or CK2. Literally nobody except Johan likes this game.
Elijah Perry
CARTHAGO
DELENDA
EST
Daniel Miller
But there's 2 consuls now
Shit dude there's so many things to complain about and you pick something wrong
you are a dumb motherfucker
Austin Lopez
wrong. forcing irrumatio on another man was the ultimate expression of dominance over other men
Benjamin Murphy
rate my progress, bros. have i made jupiter proud? fuck the optimates
Ryan Reed
it seems way too easy and boring to just blob in imperator
Daniel Sanders
>Carthage exists (even if they don't hold the city of Carthage)
One job.
Austin Sanchez
yeah, it's certaintly easy, but, i've having fun.
Brayden Howard
Aaron Cruz
How did a dopey Etruscan hill tribe beat this?
Luke Cooper
just go around it lmao
Levi Foster
just don't attack it from the front lmao
just throw spears at it lmao
Henry Smith
Why does everyone jerk off to Romans more than Greeks? Greeks have the better gods and monsters.
Christian Ward
>Fucking a man in the ass is the manliest thing any male can do.
Sure, faggot.
Daniel Harris
t. Uncle June
Michael Jenkins
just snipe them
Aaron Brown
With elephants and incopmpetence of the greek generals: youtu.be
Samuel Rivera
>be emperor
>get stabbed by praetorians
Benjamin King
In an enlightened society, we would stretch the holes of non-believers like yourself very wide.
Liam Young
>Be Emperor Constantine
>Dissolve Praetorian guard
>Use them as troops
Anthony Smith
Here's your Nero bro
Zachary Green
UwU nice empire you have there
would be a shame if someone split it
Isaiah Peterson
I've been listening to The History Of Rome podcast and holy fuck, this shit is juicy. What games can I play to run around and crush Gauls. Is Total War Rome 2 any good?
Logan Nguyen
>Greeks
>civilized
>watch theatre plays
>comfy self sustainable city states
>culture revolving on philosophy and engineering
>you can fuck or get fucked in the bum, nobody gives a shit
>Romans
>Βαρβαροι
>watch gladiators gut eachother
>vast, chaotic empire
>culture revolving on degeneracy and war
>i-it's not gay if I am the one giving dick!
Brayden Adams
Juan Perez
The fuck is wrong with you its the best RTS ever made
Nicholas Rodriguez
Rome 1 is better. But 2 isn't bad, not any more at least.
Noah Stewart
the same degenerate warmongerers still conquering your fucking cities, greekshitter.
Cooper Miller
Caesar did nothing wrong.
Christopher Smith
>Not Based Caligula
Jackson Jenkins
To give Caesar an excuse to divorce his wife.
Bentley Fisher
Degenerate
Zachary Long
Bet you don't feel the same way about muslims conquering yours.
Nolan Morris
Patch 1.1 will bring 2 consuls. Just wait 1 more month.
Parker Walker
They should've allowed Caesar to hop back and forth between Governor and Consul
Andrew Murphy
Who /elagabalus/ here?
Jaxon Garcia
>Founder of the empire
>unusually, compared to most of his successors, he actually stays in power until old age
>Varus fucks with his almost clean military record with some terrible loss
>almost everyone confuses him with his boomer uncle-dad
Augustus deserved better
Jaxson Lee
HRE is the best roman empire.
Ryder Rodriguez
Clodius was a fucking jackass, that's why. Same dude that just straight up fucking massacred Roman Citizens trying to vote on a bill.
John Green
Augustus is the one who started the downfall of Rome so meh
Thomas Nelson
>holy
heretics
>roman
barbarians aren't roman
>empire
not an empire
Angel Brown
>Vespasian
>participate in the conquest of Britain
>watch 3 emperors fighting each other for fun
>join in in the last minute to reap the benefit
>have governor of Egypt as friend to declare him emperor
>have the legions of Danube fight for him and give him the throne
>have his son Titus destroy Jerusalem, loot the Jewish temple and enslave half the Jewish population because they dare complain about Rome's taxation
Angel Morgan
Should've spent more scroll mana lol
Anthony Flores
What is Rome worth? Everything...Nothing.
go back to /int/ ikibey
Christian Green
you are a subhuman
i am greek
Gabriel Campbell
Julius Caesar is an anime protagonist.
Carson Thomas
Lincoln Wilson
>People called the Romanes they go the house
Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Torres
What the fuck is a ikibey
Nolan Murphy
James Cook
a turkanon pretending to be a greek supremacist who's posting 24/7 on /int/ and /pol/
Christian Morales
It's a great podcast, I'm listening through it again at the moment.
Ryan Hughes
>comfortable self sustaining city states
>constantly warring with each other
>constantly baited into warring by the Persian empire
>spanked down hard by Macedonians
Ian Rodriguez
>spanked down hard by Macedonians
what do you mean user, Macedonians are just another Greek faction
Nicholas Walker
Because the greek generals at the time were brainlets. Put a good one with better manpower/supplies then Pyrrhos in charge and watch Rome go cry in a corner.
Connor Bennett
Based and Hellenopilled
Jace Mitchell
>Romans
Fucking peasants ruined everything
Aaron Fisher
>pyrrhus
what a winner
Joseph Garcia
Ayden Wood
Nathaniel Russell
>one of the very basic foundations of the roman republic isn't in at release
this isn't excusable.
Austin Bell
>game takes place in bronze age crete
Isaac Wood
best place and time
Ethan Williams
Game takes place in pre-roman Italy, with all the original italic peoples, samnites, etruscans, celto-ligurian, retic etc.
Xavier Parker
actually the Greeks viewed them as northern barbarians. they only started using greek like warfare after Philip saw the Greeks using it
Zachary Hernandez
Best civ. I wish we'd have more material.
Gavin Thomas
Sup Consul
Jackson Davis
I'm beginning to seethe at this alternate history meme.
Barbarians were called barbarians because their language sounded like bar-bar to Greeks. Macedonians were Greek who spoke Greek. Barbarians, in essence, were considered everyone who wasn't Greek according to every historian who lived that period.
Jaxon Clark
"In Tiber with Tiberius"
Jace Cox
>no shields
I don't know what Etruscans had but just volley them or something.
Luke Bennett
they had small shields that were stuck to one arm
Blake Howard
The virgin hereditary empire vs the CHAD democratic republic
Adrian Cox
>still depraved and gay
Not unlike Ottoshits who dedicated poetry to praise beautiful boys.
Xavier Wood
>i-it's not gay if I am the one giving dick!
The only correct statement in your post.
Adam Wright
They're iterally baby-eating feminists.
>Excavations at Knossos uncovered additional mass burials, revealing the practice of child sacrifice as well. The British School of Athens, led by Peter Warren, excavated a mass grave of sacrifices, particularly children. The findings also suggest they were victims of cannibalism.[13][14]
>clear evidence that their flesh was carefully cut away, much in the manner of sacrificed animals. In fact the bones of slaughtered sheep were found with those of the children...Moreover, as far as the bones are concerned, the children appear to have been in good health. Startling as it may seem, the available evidence so far points to an argument that the children were slaughtered and their flesh cooked and possibly eaten in a sacrifice ritual made in the service of a nature deity to assure an annual renewal of fertility.[15][16]
>Furthermore, Rodney Castleden, details the findings at a sanctuary near Knossos where the remains of a seventeen year old boy was sacrificed.
>His ankles had evidently been tied and his legs folded up to make him fit on the table...He had been ritually murdered with the long bronze dagger engraved with a boar's head that laid besides him.[17]
Andrew Lewis
because Romans had a unified empire stretching from England to Egypt and still are the gold standard for western civilization today.
Anthony Cruz
>>specially trained giraffe.
bullshit you made that one up