Unironically playing a bownigger is LITERALLY the scummiest and most pathetic way to play these types of games, there is nothing worse than having your amazing duel cut short by some "HEHE NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID" bownigger who can't play a regular class to get kills so he has to sit at the back of the map with a bow, holding M1, release, holding M1, release, holding M1, release, like can you IMAGINE the kind of person who purchases and downloads a first person medieval combat game and decides to play as a bownigger? What's the thought process? How is it fun to stand in one place the entire match just holding and releasing M1? and ruining the game for everyone else while they're at it? Bowniggers were always one of the most hated parts of Chivalry and they're back in full force in Mordhau, the devs learned nothing about the hatred people harbor for bowniggers and the people who play bowniggers learned nothing about playing a proper fucking class. They are the absolute worst part of the game, nobody enjoys playing against them, nobody says "OH WOW I GOT OUTSKILLED SO HARD WHEN THAT BOWNIGGER SHOT ME IN THE BACK", and no decent fucking person enjoys playing a bownigger. They're always low level shitters because they can't learn how to play the game properly. It's a fucking wheelchair class so shitters can get kills and pretend they're good at the game with their artificially inflated KD/R. It's always bittersweet when you finally track down the bownigger who's sniped you across the map 5 times in a row only to discover he can't parry even 1 of your melee attacks because he's a complete shitter. But instead of trying to learn the game he keeps playing his wheelchair class and some of them even enjoy how much it ruins the game because all bowniggers are both retarded and sadistic. I hope all bowniggers die of rectal
Unironically playing a bownigger is LITERALLY the scummiest and most pathetic way to play these types of games...
So what?
archers are a free kill. I love them. the occasional arrow in the dick is a small price to pay.
shut the fuck up and go to a duel server you fucking muppet
you sound like a bownigger
no im a duelnigger, and i play on duel servers where i belong, and dont complain about being shot by an arrow in a medieval combat game you absolute faggot
Great rant 10/10, makes me want to roll a bownigger. I havent seen this much rage since the noob tube in MW2, which I thoroughly enjoyed.
I wonder if you could find similar rants to this in any medieval historical documents? I could imagine some burly knight being super shitty that some guy with a bow picked off his best friend or let him with a nasty leg wound.
you must be new here, this is a common post
that's something a bownigger would say
Bow niggers aren't half as bad as rapier/SS.
When half the server is rapier/SS, the game just isn't fun.
can I git a GIT?
>GIT
can I git a GUD?
>GUD
Fuck rapiers
Fuck bowmen
Fuck short spears
Fuck shields
I dunno copypasta user, I feel like rapier+shield niggers win this one.
This. I mean its a medieval battle game so you've got to have bows. Rapier/shield fags and horsefags should be votekicked instantly
No, the thing everyone hated about Chivalry was the ballerinas. First and foremost, fuck those people.
>complaining about bows when niggers with shields and spears are running around in gangs spamming thrusts
Yikes
I wonder if that’s what real swordsman thought about archers
>dude you lose 8 stamina for blocking with a shield that makes it balanced
Fucking hate these things. What makes it even worse is mount and blade perfected shields by punishing the wielder for using them too often almost 10 years ago!
Remember to do your duty and remove the cavalry menace.
Post and rate kniggas
The toolkit is the only real way to remove cavalry.
>not using the Spear-Axe combo.
I've been getting fucked a lot by bowniggers and cavalry, so now i can deal with both niggers with this longboi.
Actually what made people play archer is that kind of reaction people like the OP made. That makes me want to play as an archer more often. Those tears are delicious.
>gets beheaded from the back
>gets arrowed in the face
idk which one is worse though i dont think bows are that annoying
i just dislike rapier spammers
I started using shield+messer as an experiment, and realized that it's actually a psychological weapon. People despise shields, abhor fighting one, knowing nothing can penetrate the protoss repulsion force that they are in this game. Yet they bash them, hoping that's the last stamina I have; it's not. So, when they see me raise my shield, they retreat, and try to focus on somebody else and THATS when it gets overpowered because they're ignoring you, so you stab their kidneys and keep turtling. I mean what can they do? overwhelm you? what if there's other 3 or 5 people with you, and also other shieldbearers?
It's fucking hilarious sometimes but also a glaring problem. The shield isn't coming off soon.
Just keep defending and going back to the group.
Watch him getting raped by niggas with longswords.
I can't stop playing this stupid fucking game.
Every time a fuck faggot comes and oneshots me from behind, can't outplay anyone due to getting hit randomly, shields being made of vibranium, rapiers being a medieval M4A2, archers and spinning beyblades of Executioner's Sword and Zweihanders and still it's so fucking satisfactory to pull the same backhanded shit against somebody else like biting their kneecaps or smacking their head off with a blunt weapon
It's addictive in all the wrong ways
>see 10 voice chat group niggers with metahanders
>switch to maul build and kill 3 of them per swing
God I love how broken new games can be.
Females and katanas in yet?
I want to be the wandering female anime samurai I was always meant to be.
my favorite shit is seeing some guys dueling, start sprinting while starting a thrust from 30m away, then morph into an overhead and nailing the timing down to get the perfect headshot.
the sound design is some good shit.
getting hit from a ballista feels like getting run over by a truck at 130mph, and the crunch of hitting people at galloping speeds is so good
Nice look,but it could do with some colour. Also fuck rapiers and fuck lutebros