Itt: things said in multiplayer chat that is impossible to reply to without sounding butthurt

gg

INCEL
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yes

U offering?

U MAD U MAD OH NO NO NOO SCENES ROASTIES WILL NEVER UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

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it really is the perfect comment. too bad it's being memed to death. there is not a single thing anyone has said in response that doesn't sound butthurt that also isn't just "have sex"

If anyone types that, there's no need to reply, they have outed themselves as huge faggots.

Get good, scrub. :^)

"Dilate" is a pretty good dismissive answer.

>retardness

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what about I am?

>have sex
Drop your pants first.

nah, just makes you sound like a polcel

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convert to islam

>team sucks in tf2
>get steamrolled
>enemy team has "have sex" bound to a key
>chat stream is literally "have sex:" a billion times
>take a shower and fall asleep with the dildo in my butt
>water is searing hot on my back
>can't even "have sex"
>want to die, feel so lonely

Cope

u offerin?

no because a virgin could say that, sounds too much like you're trying to prove him wrong.

Go.

Cope is just nu-u mad.

>play tf2 a while ago
>some fag had a peanus weanus bind

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>polcel
THAT makes you sound like a polcel.

"bad"
"ez"

Get destroyed. Can’t believe you thought you were on my level.

>shut up faggot your spam is annoying

i think it's SEETHING

easiest game of my life

UwU whats this?

"have sex" is literally the response of someone who absolutely is mad, though. If you trigger someone into saying it, you've already won.

shut the hell up idiot. for your information, i HAVE sex. OK?

sit down

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Dilate.

"I can't. Your mom's still at work."

the memes are evolving

u lose everytime
redundant
useless against zoomer
Based and sexual insecurity pilled

What's worse, owning shit from supreme or buying bootleg supreme shit?

"okay"

attain in-and-out

this just sounds like you're salty. if you lose, and the other person says gg ez, there is literally no response, except acting really homosexual making them uncomfortable

ты нe aхyeлб гaмбypгep пидapcкий?

have rope

That was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked.

How tho?

>I'm reporting this as a rape threat

Underrated

Based
Rest of the thread: Ultra cringe

haha tat meke me peener fell funny

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gg ez

but i already have, with your mother of course

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dilate

hey babe

I dunno if it's a matter of sounding butthurt. I think it's just not really something that warrants a response.

Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. Try again, kid.

just the fact that you are making this post though signifies to the rest of us that it has made you angry before.

>I know you are, but what am I?
easy

You first op

How about "You first"?

Cheap win. Come at me when you can actually drive without running cars off the road.

Wait... don't you see, WE FOUND IT! There is no response to u mad that can make you not look mad, but at the same time there is no response to have sex that dosn't do the same. Seperatly these two mighty words are absolute, near indestructable, HOWEVER! They cancel each other out.

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the last time I did that was with a crack whore and then you were born 9 months later bitch

File to: Lose Everytime. It's a "no u" style comeback

That sucked. Get good and then come back when your k/d’s over 1.

k

literally the only response that works

>not even the greatest philosophers can answer that

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Going too far looks like

have sex.

And thus the serpent devours its own tail.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HAVE HAD SEX MORE TIMES IN ONE PINKY THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE HAD ON YOUR WHOLE HAND

Have Sex in 2019 is the U Mad? of 2009. I don't understand why people don't get this.

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Get . Can't believe you thought you were on my level.

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I mean there isn't really any "good" response you can give to a simple statement like that. There's no perfect response to "Fuck off", you just gotta play it by hand.

Hey , that was some serious potato aim. Get wrecked, trash.

what about the good old "I did your mom last night"?

Only reason you went positive was you spent all game camping. KYS, kid.

>I will and I can unlike your impotent ass

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My dick is literally in my hand right now.

>have sex
>u mad?
>have sex
>u mad?
>have sex
>u mad?
>have sex
>u mad?
>have sex
>u mad?
>have sex
>u mad?

I've played this scenario out in my head countless times, these two literally cancel each other out. You will endlessly repeat this conversation because anything else but those two responses will make either party look as though they are mad, however, if you can keep it up until the other party leaves out of frustration of the conversation going nowhere, you will win and they will be eternally rustled with the L.

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nawww nigga I literally cannot bust another nut after how hard I was plowing your mom last night. Tell that bitch to to stop texting me by the way

just call them a n*gger if they do that
gets back at them without sounding butthurt

You suck. Get out of my country--maybe they'll let you back in when your k/d's over

Just say "bend over"

You should never need more words than your opponent.

I still don't understand how insults like "incel" and "have sex" are so effective when everyone on Yea Forums(nel) knows that this site is full of virgins. It's like calling a real idiot an idiot.

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i just need your consent to turn this rape into sex

Literally discovered perpetual salty energy, user.

let me fuck your thighs

>creep on them
>send dick pics
>push humiliation fetish until they block you
>they mad

Well said Bugs

Do people still say sit down?

>all these dumbasses giving ME their comebacks to the impossible scenario for free

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Not really because I’m not a tranny so it has no effect on me. Whereas 90% of the time when someone says “have sex” it deeply stings a majority of the people who read it

i'm a virgin but i'm gay so it doesn't count, cause there are less people i can have sex with
that's why when i call people an incel it feels good, i get to remember that i don't have as much agency as they do to change my situation and yet they are the salty one and i'm perfectly happy.

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Nah you sound mad

You're being CALLED a tranny, you dunce. By your own logic, you should never feel embarrassed by someone telling you to have sex, because I'm pretty sure most people reading it HAVE had sex.

i saw owning products from supreme. that shit is a premium clothing but if you go to chink-land or go to a reputable bootlegger, you can get some pretty good fakes for dirt cheap so you can flex for a day or two and then go back to regular clothing.
lmao just come to and live in china

this means people like you will stop useless posting "have sex",nothing to lose here

>Spending time coming up with responses to imaginary scenarios ahead of time
Have sex

>Not with you I’m not.
>I know you’re desperate, but please, contain yourself

Not hard user.

Satania is for bullying.

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have sex incel

none of them
they're all unfun and shit

have sex

but i'm already raping you

Mom jokes

>submitted by RancorWranglerAMA

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you sound like the guy who wrote that "say no to marijuana" image

I have only ever seen have sex used on Yea Forums

Because only a virgin would use it, they're the only ones who think telling someone to have sex is insulting.

Umad? Lol.

I don't get this meme. That being said, pretty much nothing can be responded to without sounding butthurt because people are always butthurt. Like you could just apologize to everyone after you kill them and anything they say would sound butthurt.

how this is even an insult is confusing to me

bois bout to have sex and get high fuck yea

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convert to islam

you die in a dream, you die in real life brah

haha all me

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not like you would go outside to find out anyways

The implication is that you’re an incell with pent up rage, and only having sex will cure those impulses. Ironically it was coined by femcell tumblrinas and trannies, people who have never had sex, and most likely never will. Which makes it kinda funny, especially if you beat them to the punch in saying it, they get so buttmad.

With me? UwU;

>ok

That simple.

black people suck

a/s/l?

have sex

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>have sex
>take a picture
>post it in reply
>say, “ok now what?”

>someone writes a long, overly thought out argument
>respond with "ok"
always makes people silently seethe

already did your mom earlier

I see it spammed to death and literally no one responds to it.
Who is saying this? Why?
At most it makes me uncomfortable in the way when someone makes a bad joke and keeps laughing to themselves about it. That's all I see in my head.
Except it's not even ironically funny, like goldface, or something.

what are the discord tranny's endgoal

have sex

Fuck, forgot pic.

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Cheap win. Totally expected from a nigger.

Oh my sweet summer child. You're so naive. You're like a newborn babe. Here, let me teach you the ways of the enlightened ones.

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this but unironically.

ITS INCLUDING HER SISTER HAHAHA BEING A DEGENERATE IS AWESOME

Sex is overrated to be honest.
You incels aren't missing much.
Keep on with what makes you happy.

Yeah, I imagine fucking ugly chicks must get pretty tiresome. I’d rather be an incel if all I had available were sloppy seconds with uggos.

find a good fightan game

>have sex
normalfags can't understand how little I care about validating myself so if somebody said this to me in a game I'd care very little because being good at a game is way more important to me than sex

females being allowed sex is literally responsible for ALL problems in the world

this. won't say it's not great but I can definitely live without it.

projecting incel

It stings because, most of the time, it's wrong. Of course people get upset when you spread lies about them. How would you feel if I MeToo'd you in front of your friends and family?

This is an 18+ only website anyways; there's no way anyone who legally posts here hasn't had sex by now.

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I think the only way to win is by replying like a flamboyant faggot, something like, without lube UwU

Only if you're offering baby ;)

Stop worrying about sex and worry about yourself first.

What excuse is keeping you from taking responsability of your own life?

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>excuse me? I'll have you know I'm a womyn and have been sexually assaulted multiple times. It's disgusting that you're trying to normalize rape and assert that all womyn need is patriarchal penis. I was forced to have sex, I didn't have a choice. reported to GM, server admin, police and FBI. enjoy prison you sick pervert. I hope you come to understand the pain of sex being forced upon you without consent during your incarceration

ofc 99.9999% of Yea Forums is too stupid to realize the power simply claiming "but im female" has, so stay butthurt i guess.

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There’s tons of people on this site who haven’t had sex. Hell, I didn’t have my first time till I was 20 due to personal trauma, and by then I’d been posting on Yea Forums for about 3 years.

Bruh look up sex stats sometime

That’s a good one, lol.

why?

>I don't want to give you a younger sibling

That boy has a big ass

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