Niece and nephew came to visit

yes, and?
kids don't have the fucking attention span to play more than one game and it's a shame
rick & morty is a critically acclaimed show you contrarian fuck
minecraft isn't a zoomer game you underage fuck

>Wifi Cup
What Normie shit is that?

what do you expect from kids related to some nerd who puts shit like botw and spiderman game cases on a mantle

>kids don't have the fucking attention span to play more than one game
what? If they had small attention spans then they'd hop between a ton of games.

should have introduced them to a real game

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am i the only one who's uncomfortable with anyone on Yea Forums being allowed to be around children?

>reddit & morty decorations
Fucking retard

I'm 28 and I don't like minecraft.

I can tell you I would've loved it had it come out when I was 10, but it didn't, so I loved roller coaster tycoon 2 a lot more.

It takes a special kind of person to take time decorating a virtual theme park with designated concession areas with flowers and shit. I have no patience for it as an adult. I imagine it's the same thing with minecraft.

>minecraft isn't a zoomer game you underage fuck
lmfao, that fucking game came out in 2009. if you nostalgia over that shit, you're almost 100% under 20.

you're a fucking zoomer and the irony if you calling me underage is absolutely through the roof

>minecraft isn't a zoomer game you underage fuck
Minecraft blew up when I was in College, you dongle. The only people that "grew up" with Minecraft are rosy-cheeked Seniors ready to get their Business degrees. I bet you think Adventure Time is a "childhood show" too, you baby.

Stop forcing your tastes on literal children its weird.

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>minecraft isn't a zoomer game
neck yourself

My nieces are something like 7 months old, and they always giggle and smile when I'm around. They apparently adore me, and I don't know why.

I'm 23 going on 24 this year. I feel like the game was pretty comfy back during the alpha and beta. but it has turned to shit ever since. Haven't played it for any more than 5 minutes in years.

Implying a lot of us don't have children.

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minecraft sucks and so does fortnite

i bet you get triggered when parents take their kids to religious services you fedora tipping faggot

>minecraft isn't a zoomer game
Just because you played the game when you were younger, doesn't mean it isn't a zoomer-core game.

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I have this with a niece too. No ideas.

>minecraft isn't a zoomer game you underage fuck
you couldn't have said anything more ironic

>I'm 23 going on 24 this year.

>I'm 23
>Not a Zoomer
Get a load of this ingenue. I'm going on 29 and I think this whole, "I miss Minecraft" shtick is malarky.

Enjoy that UI burn in.

i was 25 when minecraft came out thus it isn't a zoomer game, faggots

are you actually a faggot or are did you steal this picture from reddit

>it's another episode of "OP finds a random photo and pretends to be his" episode
I hate this show.

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If your implying the word of the lord is on the same level of importance as fucking Minecraft you should kill yourself.

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you should have sex with them lol

Hello stratkat2. Give your daughter a headpat.
twitter.com/stratkat2/status/975849302227673088

this is equally scary, imo

Show us your niece's tummy.

Honestly when I was a kid shooters were more my thing and then creative games like minecraft and terraria were only fun in my teens.
t.21 y.o.

>they want to play a shit game
>give them another shit game
maybe it's you that has shit taste?

>minecraft
u serious right now?

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>it's a zoomer doesn't know how to reverse image search episode

zoomers plz go

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>194 pounds
oof

That's not how this works.

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lol @ you 20 something faggots

Minecraft is fairly shitty 2bh. The simplicity is marred by the continuous updates and the world generation doesn't have the same appeal as before
If you want them to play better games, give them RTS titles like Command and Conquer and Age of Empires
Black and White 2 is like cocaine for the little shits, too

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I'm not shocked they are around children, I'm more worried that such vile retards are raising children.

>it's a retard who doesn't know how to change the hash of an image

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underrated

>yes, and?
jesus, you are fucking noided and defensive, aren't you? Jut wanted to find out how you find it and if you found any of the fucking "burn on"on frequently hears about how you'd compare it to...a normal monitor or TV.

I have three nephews and two nieces. They all love me and we all play vidya

I think the bigger issue is that the bar in the tetris decoration is fucking sideways

fortnite is a critically acclaimed game you contrarian fuck

>Work at a school
>Kids fight and argue about who gets to borrow the MineCraft books from the library
At least it's not Fortnite.

so you are a fag?

adult penises are funny to children

Well does the bad taste in anime runs in your family too?

just let them play what they want you sperg

I'm worried at this trend of Yea Forumsermin being terrible people but wonderful Uncles.

>MineCraft books from the library
I'm american but I can tell you that the euros are going to make fun of this one.

I have grandkids

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Ah yes because the average normalfag millenial is better suited with their pozzed garbage, kill yourself

i have a 5 year old niece and she loves minecraft, maybe your genetics are just weak and youre a stupid faggot that collects funcopops and popculture bullshit

I'm Australian. They can make fun of it all they want but it won't unfuck their asses. We have MineCraft books in the library and when I was a kid we had Pokemon books in the library. They're a stepping stone for some kids to get into reading other stuff.

I will later.
Down from 250, 30 more pounds and I'll be a healthy weight. Still fat, but at least I'm not obese.

children are probably his tastes, user.

The kids they raise are going to be the generation that takes care of us when we're old.

Good work. Losing weight makes you better at vidya, too.

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Finely crafted bait.

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>yes, and?
rip ur eyes

Everyone has shit taste when they're young

I had no idea virgins could become memays and pep peps

Well keep at it, losing weight feels great, but when you stall out it can feel hopeless.

>euros are going to make fun of this one
fuck those guys

Why do you guys think the worst whenever it comes to children?

cope

my nephew is 6 and because of me his favorite game is donkey kong country 2 get on my level

you should be thankful it means they don't got the 'tism

who the fuck puts jalapenos on pizza?

Grandpapi user reporting in

Cute. I wish we had had snow days when I as a kid.

>he deleted his post in shame
lmao
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/461728374/#461729430

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Both are trash, zoomer

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They are surprisingly popular.

It's funny that you think Minecraft is an improvement. They're both shitty zoomer games.

That is a samsung tv? How is that oled? Plasma maybe but not oled

>taste
>Minecraft
Fuck off boomer

people with tastebuds

MineCraft is legitimately a huge imrpovement over Fortnite. Fortnite is a Chinese scam.

Why? People on Yea Forums love children.

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did you fuck your niece afterwards?

>DAWW 20-SOMETHINGS THINK THEY AREN'T ZOOMERS

You have to be 30+ to not be a zoomer, sorry faggots.

You're thinking of Yea Forums. Yea Forums LOVES children.
Yea Forums is just full of children.

>I can't be a pedo, they're just d-drawings!

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>Vanilla Minecraft

More like why does OP have such awful taste in video games?

>leave children with brother
>he posts them on Yea Forums

>Last weekend I spend sunday building a retropie machine with my nephew and playing classic NES games and he enjoyed the fuck out of it.

Maybe you should teach your nephews and nieces to not be shit.

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and theirs literally nothing wrong with that

I imagine must of us are halfway decent folks IRL and just come to Yea Forums to shitpost for fun.

It's weird to be an adult and telling a kid something is inappropriate for them. Explaining to kids that Red Dead Redemption 2 was very, very slow and very adult and they probably wouldn't like it made me feel like my dad twenty years ago when he was trying to tell me I wouldn't like certain war movies.

She had fun.

Also I didn't post that picture, some user grabbed it off twitter. I wouldn't post my or families face here.
You can barely recognize her now, there probably wouldn't be any harm anyway.

I am utterly lmaoing at the way you decorate your fucking room with video game cases and pop culture items.
For real, you don't even have a single book at your desk and you have the audacity to anonymously shit on kids for having bad attention spans.
Yeah, I wonder why kids don't enjoy playing MINECRAFT, a game where satisfaction is achieved over a long term period of building and planning, on an occasional visit to their uncles house. Minecraft isn't fun if you can't play it regularly. Amazing how you seem to have nothing meaningful in your life beyond bideo games but you still don't know enough about them to understand something that simple.
Like the prisoner bound to the chain walls staring at flickering shadows, OP lives in a world of constant stimulation through his video games, social media, "adult" cartoons, and pornography, and knows nothing else. If you dragged him out of his cave and showed him how much more beautiful and meaningful his life could be, the sun would burn his eyes and he would be unable to understand the shapes and colors floating around him. It's a long road to recovery OP, but I recommend getting a fucking hobby. Read a fucking book or something dude. Start working out. At the very least, you can improve your terrible life by using a different Yea Forums board then Yea Forums.
Go read "Paradise Lost". One of the greatest works in all English literature. Don't be discouraged if you have to look up a TON of shit your first time reading through it. I just want you to go from front to back of that fucking book even if you don't understand a single fucking part of it. If you can do that, and then return to rick and morty funko pop avengers shit, then I'm ok with that. But if by chance, you find that something is suddenly missing from your once beloved TV shows and cartoons, remember that you are forever in my debt for I have saved your life
And go play outside with your nephew faggot.
ps: I went to an ivy league school and make six figures

>Yea Forums is full of halway decent people
And Yea Forums is garbage because of it.

what? are they uncommon or something? every pizza place I know has it as an option and spicy pizza is good shit

Why is your kid making the Dreamworks face?

>all this projecting
I take care of my neices and nephews thank you very much you sick freak.

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You can play the PC version with a controller?

Is the new or old pasta?

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Children suck and I hate being around them, I only make exception for my nephews because relationship bonds help make them less annoying.

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k

fuck just imagine grabbing her little pigtail with one hand and grabbing her neck with your other hand. feeling and lightly twisting the choker, reminding her she has it on and what it really means. then that same hand starts wandering down her flat chest down to her warm tummy. make sure to keep the hold of that pigtail keeping her head straight only looking forward and only feeling whats happening

Yup

My younger daughter only plays free to play stuff on PC (mainly roblox and maplestory 2) and thinks it's weird to play a game on a console or a game that isn't free. Her older sister plays pokemon though.

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Your daughter is gonna grow up to be South-East Asian.

im callin the police

Based

This guy is lucky

go back

Based Epic dabbing on Microsoft and killing their autism game.

>tfw my son wants to me to buy a Switch so I can play Pokemon with him
>he loves it when I sit down and play Smash and Mario Kart with him
>I even let him win

did you teach her how to pirate yet?

You know, I know that you think I'm joking but I'm really not. I'm only half joking. Sure there is some exaggeration thrown in just to get a reaction, but the overall sentiment is there. I see this dude with all this gay popculture shit being a shitty uncle an I want him to better himself a little, that's all. But I can't help be a little bit of goofball and add some bait in there, its just the way I am. I'm a funny guy. In my circle of friends, I have two nicknames. The first one is goofball. I bet you already know how I got that one. The other one is "Killshot", I got that because of my renowned prowess at beer pong. I walk into the party to sip on some guinness and first thing I see is twenty or so heads going "oh well well well, if it ain't KILLSHOT back to kick our asses again".
So I guess the point I'm trying to make is that I'm like a coin. I've got two sides, and they're going opposite ways. I've got my funny side, and I've got my serious side, and I flip between them faster than a a nickel midair. So my post? Maybe it's pasta, if you copy it. But I'm not fucking joking, aside from the joke parts.

Maybe stop being a manchild and stop forcing your own tastes down their throats you insufferable faggot.

>proudly displaying reddit and memey

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i like minecraft and i plan to show my nephew it when he's older, but if he's not in the mood then forcing it is only going to make him associate the game with negative feelings of boredom or frustration. also playing minecraft 2 player on a shitty splitscreen aspect ratio with someone watching you is very different from being free to explore and learn at your own pace

MC is just as bad, if not worse than Fortnite

All of the 10 year old kids were playing it until 2 years ago.

Can't you let them play what they want? The fuck is your issue? Id be pissed off if my uncle started making me play shit I didn't like.

This is unironically one of the best baits I've seen on this website. It's incredibly well crafted.

No, Fortnite still is worse. Minecraft didn't have microtransactions and was actually a different title, while Fortnite is literally a rip-off of the hundreds of BRs prior.

call me a sperg but idk what to do around kids
my housemate has a 6 mths old kid who goes batshit every time she sees me and I have no idea what to do

Just pat their head and tell them to calm down, if they don't then gently push them away from you and tell them to go outside, doing it playfully helps, like push their head and talk to them in a playfully sounding menacing tone.

try smiling

Stop browsing Yea Forums and it will come naturally.

>pushing a six month old's head
bad idea

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What game should I play with my daughter?

I didn't even read that part, well I don't know about that, I thought you were talking about 4-10 year olds or something

Slap those little retards and make them play Suda's Flower,Sun and Rain

>But uncle this game is boring
Tell em to shut the fuck up, they are gonna play Suda's masterful post modernist deconstruction of the fundamental elements of gameplay and they will like it.

You don't need to push *that* hard to get the point across, user. Children aren't made of porcelain.

peek a boo, put nursery rhymes on, hand them one of their toys, there's not a ton you can do with a 6 month old.

>Minecraft.
Correction, YOU have the shit taste.

>my housemate has a 6 mths old kid who goes batshit every time she sees me and I have no idea what to do
What gets my nieces giggling is something I call, "magic fingers." What you do is you waggle your fingers at the baby and slowly move the hand towards them. The stimulation of all those little wriggling fingers drives 'em wild.

SEETHING NECKBEARD

Maybe because you're making them use controllers to play minecraft

k2
the ultimate high

>Command and Conquer and Age of Empires
>For modern children.
Alright, grandpa. Showing your age here.

do what these guys did
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDndfIbItxY

please go on dad and explain to me why sitting in front of the idiot box is ok but browsing a forum isn't. You watch weird shit too faggot don't pull the wool over my eyes bitch.

>want to play fortnite
>Introduce them to Minecraft

From bad to just as bad if not worse

>Rick and Morty decor

Dear god it’s worse than we could have possibly imagined

Enjoy your ruined children.

>"magic fingers."
im callin the police

Jesus christ

Keep the door open, user...

This is such a onions battle station.

>Minecraft on console
absolutely disgusting

ditto

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Are these real? Just curious

you pick them up and put them on your lap

I'm a teacher.

What an absolute dumpster fire of a thread, OP. Fuck you, fuck those gay kids, fuck Rick and Morty, and fuck Minecraft. Okay? Play Skyrim like the rest of us. Have sex. Incel. Etc.

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>baby niece learning to crawl
>currently only scoots backwards
>sister lightly pushed on her butt to help
>falls right on her face

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AHHHHHHHH

It's weird, I used to be horrified at the prospect of picking up a baby, but after spending time around them any hesitation is gone. Just shove your hands under their armpits and lift. Same with carrying them, just put your forearm under their butt and let their legs dangle.

why do you shave the right ones eyebrows?

6 month olds can't even walk

of course they are

hell no I ain't carrying those things

>rick and morty

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>those playstation '''exclusives''' displayed

holy shit nigger get a grip
no wonder you niece hates you

>Going over to brother's house to help them move
>Go see the twin nieces before we start working
>As per normal, they immediately stop what they're doing and stare at me in amazement and fascination
>We're talking to the babies on the bed while talking with each other about the local gossip
>Biggest of the nieces starts babbling
>Says her first words
>"Ugh-ull"
>Brother looks at wife, wife looks at brother
I've never seen my brother that salty before.

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holy fuck they will never survive the jungle

based

this decimates the resetera trannie

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maybe they don't want to support white supremacy?

>posting the biggest anime blunder in the last decade
Kek

what, you don't like tiny drooling people with runny noses and a plastic bag of shit strapped to their waist? what are you some kinda monster or something?

>niece(6) and nephew(4) come over
>nephew wants to play actraiser, ark, a link to the past, magicka, super mario world, master of magic(he was mistaken), play board games, play with lego, watch me water plants, play one tune over and over again on a flute while following me, and play the piano
>niece wants to play the piano and climb trees

Niece did the floss dance once though because her cousin plays fortnite.
I told here we don't do that dance in our side of the family and she hasn't done it since.
If she does it again I might invent another type of troll that specifically eats children who does the fortnite dance.

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desu

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Kids floss randomly when they're bored now, it's like a tic.

this is proper education gentlemen

you're an angel

>what, you don't like tiny drooling people with runny noses and a plastic bag of shit strapped to their waist?
I don't know what's wrong with your babies, but I've never ran into those issues. Babies only spit up after they've eaten, and you shouldn't be feeding a baby without some cloth ready to catch the errant bit of barf.

Furthermore, runny noses aren't common. They're common when they're ambulatory, but they're not common when they're wee little blighters.

>Ugh-ull
um that's not a word

nope, those are CGI

it's frightening how true this is

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It was said almost a few seconds after my brother said, "Uncle."

oh, i thought you were saying ugly because she had people gossiping around her

>CTRL+F "vertical splitscreen"
>0 results
Am I surrounded by absolute degenerates?

>I downloaded the thumbnail

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I can imagine the kids nervous by the strange odor of female parfume mixturedwith the dilation acid the freak uses

so why aren't you proudly telling us about your brother then? sounds like he knows what words are

Well, Minecraft is pretty fucking shit

The point of the story is that one of my nieces might've said "Uncle" as her first word and it made my brother salty.

I was born in '95 and even my parents used to lock me outside the house and say "play outside" and yeah that shit works

I am just saying since it could be just that part of the game with is completely harmless you smartass

how does he know that was her first word? how does he know she doesn't talk when no one is around? maybe she's like toystory

I thought your story was pretty funny user

that's because they wanted to fuck

Minecraft JUST came out. Come on, son.

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incel, babies are not left alone at that age

I remember this game. Played it in German, translating every single text box.

what if you have to take a shit

Fornite is better though.

Maybe in the future they'll turn pro and you can introduce them to competitive CSGO to earn some cash.

Nice!

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you ask your mother to look over it

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no matter how many times I ask her my mother will not look over my shit. no matter what color I say it is

>let him win
;)

>introduce them to minecraft
NIGGER
wtf dude , why Minecraft?

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My niece got a PS4, can I buy her games if I add her to the friend list?

nice, user

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be happy they are not autistic

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where did you get my picture?

I wish I had a daughter

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Post the rest.

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> minecraft isn't a zoomer game you underage fuck

I've been on this shit site long enough to not only see Halo move from casualfag to nostalgiafag, but now zoomers are doing it to minecraft trash

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>choker
Into the trash it goes.

>kids shouldn't make their own decisions, they must join MY variation of a cult

they can already tell how pathetic you are

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>Own a huge game collection
>Last time I counted, over 1200 games!
>Hundreds of classic multiplayer titles
>Huge comfy living room with a mini fridge full of snacks and Kool-Aid FUCKING JAMMERS
First thing I hear when my niece and nephew come over: "Can I play Fortnite on your PlayStation?"

Literally just say no my nephew (7 at the time) was obsessed with fortnite and always asked my brother to play it we would say no showed him other games (smash ult and luigi's mansion) and now he doesn't even mention fortnite

oh no

>Why is your kid making the Dreamworks face?
come on now

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>decorating your room with video game boxes

Do people really do this?

im uncomfortable that these faggot anons are introducing even more underage b& shitposters.