What the fuck was their problem?

What the fuck was their problem?

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OP, you don't sound like *HAPPY CAMPER*

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE ANDROSYNTHS

>their
Wasn't it "its"?

They just want you to *become* a *happy camper* when you have a *party* and feel *happy spices* instead of a *silly cow* who makes them *frumple*

>ANDROSYNTHS
Do not mention them, you make us *frumple*

What the *lumpy* did you just *spit* about Androsynth, you *silly cow*? Orz have you know orz graduated top of my *fingers* in the **HYUIVBHJHG** , and Orz been involved in numerous *parties* on the Androsynth, and Orz have over 300 confirmed *dissolvings*. Orz are trained in *picnics* and Orz the top *GO! GO!* in the entire *heavy space*. *Bubbles* are nothing to Orz but just another *camper*. Orz will *see* you the *sick* out with precision the likes of which has never been *smelt* before on this Galaxy, mark Orz *juicy spurt*. *Silly cow* think you can get away with saying that *time joke* to me over *pretty space*? Think again, *silly cow*. As we *spit* Orz are *squeezing the juice* of spies across *the middle* and your *house* is being traced right now so you better prepare for the *dancing*, *bubble*. The *dancing* that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your *bubble*. You’re *jumping**chased**silly cow*. Orz can be anywhere, anytime, and Orz can kill you in over **surprising toys** *become*, and that’s just with Orz *fingers*. Not only is Orz extensively trained in *dancing*, but Orz have access to the entire arsenal of the **untranslatable** and Orz will use it to its full extent to *dissolve* your miserable *bubble* off the face of the *level*, you *silly cow*. If only you could have known what *below* retribution your little "Question" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *game*. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you *silly cow* Orz will *fun* *dancing*all over you and you will *change* in it. You’re *fat* *frumple* *dissolve*, *bubble*.

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IT
IS
DANCING

Get the fuck back in the Slave-Shield

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make me

An evil interdimensional entity was made aware of our dimension because robot humans thought about it during experiments, and were double-fucked because the Ayylilou didn't make them invisible to them, which is why the guy in the landing party who found intact data could only be slightly-attacked

In our dimension, it's power is literally the manifestation of Orz - basically a bunch of really smart parasites that set-up shop after nuking the Androsynth and covering their asses. They were probably going to wait until things settled down with the Ur-Quan before going in for the kill, since the Ur-Quan are also aware of them too, and are probably capable of fucking them up

SC3 Orz are Muppets and probably very non-canon, what's up with the non-prequel SC game? Is that still in legal hell?

Is this game good?

Yes, go download The Ur-Quan Masters now, it's the best version of it. Preferably avoid spoilers but you'll probably end up consulting a guide eventually.

Yes. I'm a zoomer when it comes to old games, but SC2 was pretty great. I would highly suggest a faqs to quickly get up though because grinding for materials is pretty boring when you don't know what you're doing.

oh lawd here come the floaty bois

If you go in blind, a lot of it's flying around space and finding resources to either upgrade your fleet and/or pay for clues on where to go, there's enough hints in the dialogue and a searchable star map to make it interesting if you pay attention/write stuff down, but there's a couple timed things that can fuck you up

If you liked planet landing in ME1, the exploration in SC2 was a 1:1 inspiration for ME's, and the ship battles are also really fun, but you WILL get fucked up by probes fast and hate the game if you miss Fwiffo's ship and other things in that area

The Nemesis really doesn't have any weakness outside of matches with other people, and is the main reason not the piss the Orz off

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They're the avatar/representation of an extradimensional entity inserting itself into our reality.

THIS PROBE IS NOT HOSTILE

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It doesn't matter what I say, you're going to attack anyway.

PRIORITIES SET AT POINT OF ORIGIN. BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES.
PRIORITY OVERRIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS.

Remember to save a couple Pkunk Furies for the final boss; they make it way easier

Don't they automatically fill the holes in your roster with Furies just before the final boss if you do their sidequest? Fitting that the supposedly precognitive guys have the ships useless for everything except the final boss, which is exactly when they show up.

LAUNCH LAUNCH LAUNCH FIGHT LAUNCH FIGHTERS LAUNCH FIGHTERS