Why aren't there any good biker games? The Lost and The Damned is the only one

There goes his leg

Or Ricky Carmichael MX 2002 on Xbox. That's a good'un. How about Excitebike? Bikey game

Surgeons call motorcycles "donorcycles".

>countrymen

i wonder what board you go to the most

How about his face?

Their is. It's called road rash and super hang on.

What about his face

Did he died

>paying money to get shit on by the weather and get extra fucked when you get fucked
>paying extra money because you think you are better than a basic computer because you can FEEL it
>paying extra money to make your shit go faster than the speed limit to pay extra money for doing so

why are people so dumb, except for me?

>that leg caught between the big and the road

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Scientists have been working on that since 1999. Maybe our children, or our children’s children will one day know.

>boomer LARP
fuck bikers lmao

I'd be more concerned about his face and teeth.

Days Gone is good as of recent.

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why did you post a webm of gta on the 360

Has anyone played Road Redemption? Is it good?

Bro he had his leg up against the fucking exhaust of the bike while it was skidding across the road his leg must be completely destroyed.

So what happened? Did he just lose control because he didn't have his hand on the bars?

There goes all his skin.

Every single time I see a biker on the road I just do a countdown in my head till I see them do some dumb shit. There's a reason they die so often

that deep dark obsession

Just Harley being a shitty motorcycle company that should have naturally went out of business decades ago.

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It's called a death wobble and happens when your wheel spins off axis and creates a resonance that gets worse, or something like that. You're supposed to accelerate out of it or some such, most bikes have dampers on steering to stop it though

Lol fuck boomer faggots and their dumb harleys hope he broke his neck

la obsesión...

Road rash was tight

Messing around with the bikes in Vice City and San Andreas was the best part in both games.
Real motorcycles and their riders are retarded. My brother managed to tip and damage his before he even got it out of the dealer lot, and a friend's dad got hit by a semi truck twice, but didn't survive the second time.

Why would you EVER ride a motorcycle?

It's a fucking deathwish.

Why would you ride a motorcycle

Do bikes have no brakes?

Second time you wrote “boomer” in this thread. No one cares.

no more heroes

>Driving down the road one night on the highway
>Some dude jumping and waving on the side of the road
>Look over to see what is going on
>See a few stopped cars, look back at the road
>Oh shit, weird pile of clothes on the road
>Swerve a bit, but still hit it
>Bump bump
>Drive back home the other way a few hours later
>Whole highway shut down in that direction, big ass tent thing in the middle lane (where I was driving)
Turns out some homeless dude got turned into a pancake. Cops even said they weren't looking for anyone that had hit him because he shouldn't have been on the road.

why does everyone on Yea Forums seem to be obsessed with americans?

>extra money
Bikes are cheap as fuck. you can have more power than a super car for like 10k

That's why

Most people that ride get into it knowing exactly what kind of deal it is.

>honda
>fwd
>truck
Thats just a minivan with the back chopped off

because it's easy (You) since americans get triggered easily

break it down for someone that is cycle illiterate

i guess

>on Yea Forums
have you been to /int/? it's basically a board about america

You fucking got away with homicide or was he already dead?

Any time you see typical “Americans” or boomer, anything like that, it’s some bored loser trying desperately for (you)s, if it’s not video game related, they’ll probably be banned, so don’t worry.

>most bikes have dampers on steering to stop it though
>most bikes
Citation needed

Because americans are soulless insect drone slaves, like Chinamen.

Out of sight, out of mind.

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I wanna know too. Its a spiritual successor to the road rash games and road rash 64 was fun as fuck

We're mini-china but there aren't as many of us so there aren't as many instances that are recorded.
You can go to Detroit and just walk past dead bodies on the streets and no one gives a shit.

>speed kings
>road rash 1 and 3 (never played 2)
>days gone

It's a 6 lane highway it looks like, so no, people also won't run him over because they'd go to jail for manslaughter. Not that anyone would want to purposely run someone over for no reason.

know how, on a swing, you tuck your legs in to go back more and extend them to go forward more? it's like that but way faster

Camra guy's vechicle stops, truck behind stops, and we don't know if the other guy stopped after passing, they are on the highway so you can't just stop immediately.

What are even trying to say?

I forgot Mad Champions for snes, it's a good road rash japanese exclusive.
Also road redemption.

There was a dead dude laying on the stairs to a casino when I was in Vegas and people were just walking over him to carry on with their business. He very clearly wasn't breathing or moving at all.

Just a busrider commenting on something he's never done before.

Op, if you have friends maybe try road redemption

I'm not that into motorcycles but motor mounts keep the vehicle or bike from getting a ton of vibration from the engine. Every vehicle has them.

Harley isn't properly putting a third motor mount on an axis because they chose to put it on near the end of the transmission and it causes the rear tire to wobble.

As for what I said, Harley was saved by the Government making insane tariffs for anything at and above 700cc in the 80s that drove all foreign motorcycle companies to change the displacement to 699cc or to build them in America to avoid the near 50% tariffs.

If you want motorcycle racing, the Ride series is fun. I haven't played the most recent but 2 is good.
GtaV online is fun being a speedy biker throwing stickies at people and then learning all the back alleys to easily escape them
MotoRacer series(2 is the best)
Trials series
>it's a fucking deathwish
oh well

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Yes, mom.

bikers must be removed (from the pavement)

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the only GOOD biker is a DEAD one

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Got scrapped along the road for quite a while. Dude is going to look like Harvey Dent.

All vehicles are a fucking death wish. They're several thousand pound pieces of metal and plastic traveling around at incredibly high speeds being operated by morons. That won't stop me from driving ever

This is going to be a shitposting thread. You're better off starting your own thread with an actual video game image at the start.

Probably already dead. The news report said multiple people had hit him. Not like I was going to report myself to the cops lol

>americans

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It's not even like they rendered the background objects in low res, they render everything in low res. This game should have spent another year in development.

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>Nope, can't get involved, getting involved means it's my problem, and then I can't have fun and gamble my life savings away, which is why I'm here in Vegas.

lol fucking cager

Days Gone

Bikers are some of the most toxic people in America, complete waste of skin in my opinion.

Maybe he was someone's good luck charm.

I think the bigger issue is that this retard wasn't wearing proper motocrcyle attire, and he probably scraped and fucked up his arms and legs because he decided not to wear it.

Fuck him. I'm here to have a fun time, not baby sit some dumb faggot who OD'd or drank himself to death. I don't know the guy, never will know the guy and won't remember some dead guy in 20 minutes.

>make it where some hobo dies instead of you
How do you do this, /x/?

what are you suppposed to do in that situation? I mean if he's already dead, and authorities are aware.
Admittedly I wouldn't be walking over him, but still. It's out of my hands at that point.

He still would have been injured, that is at least a very broken leg, but yeah, if he had full leathers he wouldn't have been hit by the pavement like a cheese grater.

WTF this game looks like horseshit

Of course he still would have been injured from the fall, but at the very least he wouldn't have scraped off a shit ton of his skin.

That's why you should always wear an identifiable jacket. If you ever get in a chase you can just give the homeless guy the jacket and people will kill him instead. Bingo bango you cheated death

Sony cant have ANOTHER game where they show 1 trailer a year

don't worry he's a biker, he wasn't nice to look at to begin with

heartless americans are like insects incapable of caring about their brethren's welfare

Ride to Hell: Retribution

There are a lot of chinese in this thread.

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Next time don't post a webm more interesting that your topic

How many times are you going to post this before you realize no one is taking the bait

Wrong, you're thinking of the Chinese.

But you just took it

>that pick up truck just keeps driving on
Yes, obsessed non-American animal. He should stop in the middle of the highway.

Bystander effect
Honestly user, as if you'd do anything to help him if you saw that happen

Post more biker accidents!

>That picture

I find it interesting that people will still post RLM quotes, when they're taking advantage of the system that also attracts people to consume.

but you are already here

>Why would you EVER ride a motorcycle?
Same reason you would ride a bicycle. Cheap, economic and you don't have to fight for parking.

>calling me retarded is taking the bait!
ok retard

replying to call out a retard for being retarded is not taking the bait user. Should he have posted a pic with a fish saying "weak bait" or something?

Ride to hell

Heh

>homeless dude

phew. I was worried you might have hit a dog or a cat or even rabbit or a mouse or a spider or even a perfectly good littered soda can

no leathers no sympathy

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fuck you RLM is great

I don't know why is every accident in china webm full of americans calling chinese people soulless bugmen

You should just not reply at all

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

None of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

>inb4 some retard (incorrectly) goes hurrr reddit spacing, as though RLM threads weren't as reddit as they come.

Fuck you I'll do what I want.

>Leddit spacing
Have sex.

yea but its cost of bike + cost of car you'll eventually have to switch to as opposed to just buying a car to begin with :(

Yeah, and I take advantage of women with low self esteem. Does that make me a feminist?

harleys are shit tier bikes

americans only stop to see the gorey results. they love slowing down to get a good look at a corpse only to speed back up and go about their day

say what you want about chinks atleast they don't gawk at tragedies with an errection like americans

They do the same shit as Siskel and Ebert but on the internet and with a few skits sprinkled in. I bet you love S&E for beint paragons of honest critique Fuck you, faggot. Stop taking movies so seriously. Having convictions about fucking children's entertainment? What are you talking about? Do you goosestep for Disney flicks or something? Christ.

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You sound like a square, and I don't get down with squares. Get with the program lame-o.

CJ's bike day was pretty cool in GTA SA.

Road Rash?
Mario Kart?
Devil May Cry V?

>Harley was saved by the Government
only to move production overseas
lol

Taking advantage of women with low self esteem while espousing feminist rhetoric is typical of male feminists yeah.
I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>RLM fan
>calling someone a leddit boogeyman
Ironing.

Franklin's bike in GTA 5 was aight too.

> RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
Their shtick is as old as Waldorf and Statler, I'm sorry that slightly sarcastic humor triggers you so much.

How are you meant to fight death wobbles anyway? (rear) Braking? Apart from not having a shit bike.

>quoting RLM, the guys who recommend every fucking Disney product
Everyone on here gets their movie opinions from RLM, their political talking points from PJW and the latest nerd culture drama from retards like the Qaurtering who go hunting for something to be outraged about since they know that's where the view shekels are.

If RLM had 10,000 subscribers, you'd be on here everyday trying to turn people on to them, asking yourself "why doesn't anyone see how funny these guys are". You don't like them because they're "popular". You need to have a special little club in order to convince yourself it's authentic.

>I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them!
No one is criticizing you, we just think you sound like an autistic sperg.

RLM shit on films constantly, so when they make their own film, they try do better, right? Wrong. They make it bad intentionally. They act badly as a joke. They do it all badly, as a joke. And if anyone says it's bad... hey! That's the joke!
Oney is the same. They all have massive egos and think they are above everyone else who makes the same kind of content. And yet they aren't any better at it than the competition. More and more people are starting to notice that they are no better than every other garbage LP channel and that they don't have the talent to back up their arrogance.

Their "I'm too good for this shit" attitude appeals to lonely loser beta kids who wish more than anything that they had a friend who was cool, and autists who think they're better than everyone else despite having nothing to prove that superiority.

Someone earlier in the thread said you're supposed to accelerate.

>being an autisitic RLM sperg
you're one to talk

Anecdotal, but I watch RLM fairly religiously, I have no idea who PJW is, and I can't stand that bearded crybaby Quartering. So there's at least one person that doesn't fit your outline.

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>All vehicles are a fucking death wish

No you're just retarded. My car is far more likely to kill another person than me.

Bikes are cheaper, you have an easier time finding a parking spot, use less fuel and you can just wear a raincoat or a parka when it rains

>RLM shit on films constantly, so when they make their own film, they try do better, right?
No, in fact almost every critic that has tried to make a film has made a terrible one.
I don't know, you seem to be pitching a huge fit over some nobodies on youtube who make funny videos. That's pretty autistic, user.

how do you know if its only americans and if its not just shitposting

I guess that makes sense, more gyro-stability.
The real answer probably would be to get a steering dampener if you have a shit bike

k

i don't even know what rlm stands for but k

This is what you do when your ego makes you think you're better than others but in reality you can't make something good, so you make something "bad on purpose"
Like how RLM shits on filmmakers and actors and everyone in the industry all day every day for being talentless hacks, but when they make their own movie they know they haven't actually got real talent so they make something "bad on purpose" so now nobody can say it's shit! It's MEANT to be shit, dummy! That's the joke!
If you were good, you'd make something good. If you're not good, you make something bad and pretend you're a master of meta comedy.

this is called HLOD and basically what happened is the player moved faster than the hard drive could transfer data and so not everything was fully loaded. the lower detail model has no collision. you can see the actual model pop into place after he goes under it

>watching reddit letter media

this site is fucked

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i love how bikerfags now call themselves "riders"

hahahahaah fucking cringe

yeah you sound fucking autistic. Even RLM doesn't care about Space Cop as much as you do, it wasn't even their first movie. They've made like ten and they're all schlock.
Grow up.