Al bhed hate thread

Blitzball aside we dont really need em, ya?

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She's Al Bhed too, justify your racism now.

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Lulu is better.

HAHAHA

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I will always defend that scene but here
youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o

al bhed female+human male offspring is fine

Caadra ryntan, Oajuh lilg. Pacyet Yinulrc? Suna mega Hajanmyet Cuvdlulgc!

Those SAND-BLASTED GREASE MONKIES

>Despite being only 13% of the population, the Al Bhed are responsible for 100% of machina related crimes and "accidents"
ftfy

Four years? The camps were only open for two, ya?

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LIKE DE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS SAY

RIDE THE WAVES TALL AND GAS THEM ALL

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Like fireworks yah?

If de eyes be spiral, the solution must be final.

When, long ago, Yevon created Spiras earth
In Shiva's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
The Fayths they conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, near-human and inbred
Filled it with vice, and called the thing Al-Bhed.

Speak spirian, grease monkey

Wakka 'Better dead than Al Bhed' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "A dead Cid is my Pepcid" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If its Machina I ain't happy, ya?" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Spirals for pupils = no scruples" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Born in the sand, nuke their land' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If the agency's 'Rin' I ain't goin' in" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If it ain't got a belt, it ain't getting felt' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'Really dislikes the Al Bhed Psyches' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "No clan Maester? Yer a time-waster" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Al Bhed lives within? Leave it to Sin" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Flame without Ifrit makes you a misfit" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If it's against Yevon, it's going to heaven' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Machine Junkies are all Sand Monkeys" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "You think bullets hurt SIN? Think again!" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Talk to a Guado you'll learn a new motto" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Al Bhed in the scope is one way to cope" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka 'If I see swirly eyes, the motherfucker dies' Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If I can't see your eyes, you're in disguise!" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "I judge what's fair by how much blonde hair" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "'Mechanic' is just another word for 'heathen'" Captain of the Aurochs

FFX is one of the worst in the series. You may now return to your boring memes.

Proper nouns don't get translated. "Yevon" and "Besaid Aurochs" should still be in English.

Wakka "Think archeology's fun? Can I see your gun?" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "The Al Bhed Conspiracy's unworthy of mercy" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Green-eyed and blonde? You're going beyond" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "When Al Bhed's your race, yer takin' up space" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Tinker with Machina and he's had enough of ya" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Techno ideations means you're leaving creation" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If you don't have a Fayth, you won't have a race" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Since Yuna's a half-breed, she's no longer a need" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Find the sand comfy? You're soul must be empty." Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Light hair and tanned skin means you deserve Sin" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "If you've played an Atari, you're worse than Kimahri" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "I'd rather have Alzheimer's than read on Al Bhed Primer" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Yellow curls and green swirls means my plans will unfurl" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "It's fine to bed but never wed if there's a shred of Al Bhed" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Rather drown in the ocean than drink one Al Bhed potion'" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "When there's goggles on your noggin', I'm sending you joggin'" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Light at night and it's not a fire leaves me with a burnin' desire" Captain of the Aurochs
Wakka "Bonehead; a purebred Al Bhed not-dead gets me red in the head, so spread and embed in this thread I'm a warhead for bloodshed, 'nuff said" Captain of the Aurochs

Shit, you're right.

remember when the "holocaust" deaths were supposed to be mass graves for a few decades after WW2 before someone told the jews that people would have been stumbling over dead bodies all over europe, so they changed it to Ovens burned all the evidence

Strange how a Hard Fact that you should never question changed over the decades huh.

Would you fuck an Al Bhed?

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>Växjö kommun
>Swedish stream (?)

Wtf I used to live there. What stream is this from?

Al bhed? More like Al bred.

>Wakka "If the agency's 'Rin' I ain't goin' in" Captain of the Aurochs

Kek

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Finally, a thread I can get behind, ya?

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Made to be gangbanged and creampied.

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I want her to give me Al Head.

Well, Yuna is only half, and doesn't have the eyes like Rikku, so you wouldn't know if she didn't tell you. Rikku though, yeah, no excuse there, the extremely noticeable spiral eyes are a pretty hard to miss tell.

That's Yuna's cousin brudda, the summoner's cousin can't be Al bhed, that would make Yuna Al bhed, and we know that ain't true

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This year's ESA winter, they had two concurrent streams this year so it really was a smaller, cosier version of the main event. Stream #2 had problems but it was really low-tech, laidback and mostly had rpgs. So that hilarious FFX run happened

The numbas are all there bruddah!

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AHEM

FUCK AL BHED

Now that I have your attention, is the X2 Remaster good? Does it have all the stuff from the old "international" version like the Mascot Sphere and the Shinra(?) Tower dungeon thing where you can play as all the characters?

FFX International from PS2 is best FFX version

I would sand blast that grease moneky, if you know what I mean.

Yeah the X/X-2 remaster version of x-2 has all the spheres, superbosses and that Tower dungeon

Kind of like how the initial claim that 4 million were killed at Auswitz alone was quietly revised down to 1.4 after it was found that many couldn't have gone through there.

Why is this picture so damn funny?

I have a fat aunt with the same face as this motherfucker.

boom! hahahahaha! Like happy festival fireworks, ya?

BOOM

Excellent, thanks for the quick reply user.

I used to jack off to her feet back when I was like 12

In a heartbeat. Rikku a top tier qt

I wanted to knock up Lulu

It's so high effort.
Every line is crafted well with consideration to lore.
The juxtaposition of the the chill beach bro who's just a bit prejudice against al bhed converted to the extreme xenophobia of 40k.
The shoop is good.

Wakka beat you to it, ya?

I would fill that womans woob with yevonite seed.
Her grandchildren won't have a single spiral eye.
That grease monkey wouldn't have time to work machinery because I would work her as a jackhammer(whatever that means) all night every night.

Might also be that 40k is easy to make fun of because of how serious it started taking itself a while ago.

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No problem user, happy sphere hunting, and remember to talk to brother as soon as you can after you get off of Luca for the festival sphere, otherwise you've to get it way down the line

doesn't feel complete wiithout the guardsman who's the only one not psyched about eternal war

I only played X-2 once, rented it as a kid.

Is 100%'ing it as autistic as I've heard? Should I just follow a guide?

Not him but yes, its very autistic.
Yes you should definitely use a guide.

Don't worry about getting the 100% complete ending user. Trust me on this. It is a waste of time. All you need is the 70% complete for the good ending and you can do that easy enough by just making sure to go everywhere before progressing chapters.

Unless you like autisitic grinding and 40-60 minutes battles.

I saved that one a while ago, didn't know there was a newer version.

I just wanna get all the Dressspheres and play that battle tower thing.

I don't care about the "perfect" ending or anything, saw that shit on youtube years ago.

70% is the cutoff for the good ending anyways, and doing all the meaningful content gets you that. Don't bother listening to a 10 Minute story and not being able to skip a line of dialogue for the 100%, it's too autistic to deal with

Hmm, I think you should be fine then. A couple of spheres are pretty gay, but nothing too bad. Save often as you might accidentally miss spheres. I think a couple of them are only attainable in certain chapters, but I can't say for certain. Too long since I've played.

If you are talking about the Via Infinico or whatever it was, again don't bother. The bosses get progressively more and more bullshit until you hit one that your most viable strategy is to make sure it is the raged version and then bribing him to fuck off.

Fun game though. Just need to know where to avoid the pointless bullshit.

Not him but battle tower probably means the international only dungeon crawler thing where you pick one of the girls and climb to the top. It was only released in English with the remastered version of X/X-2

Yeah, that's the mode where you can have character like Tidus, NotTidus and Seymour in your party, right?

I always wanted to try it out.

Ya know, whenever I watch ronso x yevonite porno, it DOES show that all the producers involve have al bhed names. Purely a coincidence.

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al bhed potions are god tier though

Kek

I thought I told you not to tell Wakka

It's commonly used for 40k generals on /tg/
Guardsman has been in it since 2015 at least.

Grabbed this one from the archive, 2015 may.

If you want a newer one you might get one asking in the general at /tg/, not sure what the latest one has, I think imperial knights were added at one point

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based

why does it have to be over ;_;
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Those Alexandrians had it easy, ya? In spira. The rats blend in.

kek

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based and Besaid pilled

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WAIT A FUCKIG MINUTE! arfe yoiu telling me that I can mod this into the steam version!?

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WOODEN DOORS

this is amazing. but where is muh Via Purifico?

jesus christ this thread is fucking gold

Some of them he couldn't do so he added in HA HA remixes of stuff like MGS1 and Aeris' theme instead.

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3_17_path_of_repentance 2:29:40

This game looked amazing to me when it came out, why was it such dog shit?

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After this, I can die happu.

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