Saltwater Crocodile In Gamestop

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The saltwater Crocodile is the largest living reptile, some larger specimens reaching 20 ft and 4000 lbs. There are tons of stories however of Crocodiles 25ft or more but none are scientifically verified. They prey on fish and basically anything they can get a hold of. They are quite dangerous and shouldn't be provoked or approached at any time. Ironically there is a zoo in Australia where you can get in a glass tube and swim around with a saltwater crocodile. When near beaches and places Saltwater Crocodiles are, please clean up your trash and don't litter. Plastic can harm our animal friends.

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Kotor 2
Repubic Cummando
The Warriors

this

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>They are quite dangerous
>animal friends

What happened to it?

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

He's bamboozling

you should listen to that guy and skidaddle

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

Jaws too narrow for a saltwater croc, and it doesn't look like one either. It's a gharial, iirc.

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Tried to eat a big girl's ass

Shitbull owner mentality

Monster Hunter World designs in a nutshell

>that guy
>Me*
ftfy

that isn't saltwater idiot, there's no water at all, it's just a normal crocodile

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONONOOOOAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD..... Aaaa... uhaaaa...aaAAA..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wtf

I mean yeah sure listen to me then
ahem

Go back to ecelebit

Who run Barter Town?

Urbz
Monkey Ball
Republic Commando

youtube.com/watch?v=i7wPoQf1lBY

AND IT MOVES US ALL

this looks shopped

>ahem
>doesn't even use "*"
sad

Cute dog

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AAAAAAAAH *wheeeeze* save me T-Rex, somebody has to stop the mammals from taking over the world

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cute cheetah

That's a tiger you nonce.

It's a leopard.

Monkey ball
Republic 2
Stubbs the zombie

It's a jaguar...

No it's a serval

Normally I despise tripfags but honestly you're giving some good advice. For now.
I just wish they weren't horrible pets and such dangerous creatures but some animals you just have to enjoy the presence of from a distance, like Bears.

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No, it's an ocelot

based

>Yes I main Reptile on MK, how did you know?

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Knights of old republic, stubbs the zombie and Sims

Wtf crocs are this fast?

That one pocker game

>Jag fags act like killing the smallest bitchmode crocodilians is worthy of praise
lmao, they can't even handle black caiman and Orinoco crocs, let alone species from other continents

whose r some huge balls

OH SHIT THE PROTAGONIST OF THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED JUST GOT REPLACED BY A SALTWATER CROCODILE!
How does it fare?

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animals are only dangerous to stupid people

Aaaah help me Steve Irwin!

>Stubbs the Zombie
>The Warriors
>KotoR2
What do I win?

>save me T-Rex
Sure, just fly away oh wait lol

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Smmoth faces caimans are so pretty. Too bad you can't find a single video about them on YouTube that isn't about keeping them as pets in shitty conditions.

>read giant balls
>click on video to see jaguar balls
What is wrong with me?

youtube.com/watch?v=Lw9vndDS88I

C O C O D R I L O

based Violator

youtu.be/LoFpKU5HdtY

Are these galloping crocos agressive?

This is why cats > dogs.
You would never see a dog or a wolf attacking a mother fucking aligator.

Very. The only crocos that will pursue you on land to bite your legs.

They can actually outrun a human but their weakness is they can only go straight during sprinting.
If you weave out of their way you can dodge it.

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This but replace it with an insecure closet mtf saying “Dilate” and “discord tranny”

What game is he buying?

Farming Simulator 2017

You know what else redddit does? They have sex. Good thing you're nothing like them, eh?

Fucking hate big cats to be honest. Everywhere they went they forced a plethora of creatures into extinction.

based vulturechad
AHH HELP ME JAGUAR

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The Suffering was kino

>Don't worry, it's just me

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>They have sex
That's a lie and you know it

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>stealth pony post
Nice.

*swarms you just for walking by a nest*
Heh nothing personal human.

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Who was in the wrong here?

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lol what a dumbass he think it food

What the fuck is the problem with birds?

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>MGS3

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Not so fast.

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they're mad therapsids rule the Earth once more after the cosmos itself knocked them down a peg 65 mya

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Do not be deceived, crocodiles and reptiles as a whole are incapable of love. They are only programmed to destroy and kill.

Aren't these hawks or whatever they are from Mexico? I've seen a documentary about them once. Pretty neat birds

DiCaprio in my LiDL

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Monkey Ball, the rest are fucking trash

sounds like women ahah

Big babies.

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This looks shopped.

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They're assholes

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>Deus Ex now starring a nanoaugmented crocodile with all points in swimming by default
JCroc Denton himself is the only weapon he will ever need in the entire game
Sneaking becomes a fucking bitch tho.

Absolutely unit

There are still more archosaurs living than there are therapsids.

fucking retards its a lion

Why does being unable to identify amphibious reptiles make one a pedophile?

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imagine...
imagine.

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