Meanwhile on the UNSC Infinity
Meanwhile on the UNSC Infinity
Christian Evans
Wyatt Miller
*intercomm sound*
Ahem.
Attention please.
May I have your attention.
FUCK niggers
Gabriel Jones
Commander Laskey just dropped his pants on the bridge!
Bentley Scott
>Spent fuckton of resources just to tell Covenant "Fuck you we can build ship size of your assault carrier too"
Eli Sanders
Not gonna lie
Palmer is a crazy bitch. But you can bounce a penis on that ass. i mean,alot of the female Spartans do. But she looks like she's into buttstuff
t. The janitor
P.s commander lasky, I found your elite holo "study" vids. Don't worry commander, I don't judge.
Benjamin Mitchell
Sounds pretty American to me, so nothing wrong with that.
Levi Williams
well the UNSC originally intended it to be a noah ark of sorts in case earth got btfo by the covenant.
Austin Cooper
Man why the fuck are we in the shit series, we get the fucking Nerf toy armor whilst the older guys wear cool aliens shit
Fuck you guys im gonna go throw myself out the airlock
Xavier Morales
Halo 4 and 5 are shit.
Brody Morales
I unironically love the toy aesthetic and sounds of 343 Halo. Takes me back to childhood.
Asher Lee
>Build perfect, sexy AI women
>They go insane like real women do in only seven years
Fuck this
David Campbell
>Bungie
>The Pillar of Autumn
>High Charity
>Forward unto to dawn
>Truth and reconciliation
>343
>INFINITY
Michael Sanchez
>takes me back to childhood
Zoomers get the airlock
Brody Gray
eggheads
Lincoln Edwards
Nerf has been around since the 1960s bro
Aiden Mitchell
Joshua Martin
Of course you do, you'd say anything to get any kind of reply. That's how miserable you are.
Grayson Morris
>Long Night of Solace
>In Amber Clad
>Shadow of Intent
Connor Phillips
New guy here but Lasky seems like a bro, he releived me of my duty maintaining a fully armed Pelican for some reason.
Jose Brown
>Two For Flinching
>Gun to a Knifefight
>Heart of Midlothian
>I don't Like Your Attitude
Why did 343 have to fuck it up with their unoriginal bullshit?
Austin Hill
Heart of Midlothian actually sounds cool though
Mason Sanchez
They're all Bungie names. I'm not knocking them.
Jaxon Rivera
Everyone I have an announcement to make.
>*ahem*
WORT WORT WORT WORT WORT
James Hernandez
Not enough cuties on this ship. At least I get to seal myself in a beancan and get blasted into the center of a warzone.
Ryder Collins
LOL EGGHEADS
Xavier Jackson
>"Shipmaster, we should stop glassing the African continent now, we detect no more signs of the parasite."
>"Parasite?"
Xavier Young
Benjamin Phillips
it's not that bad
Ryder Nguyen
Ryan Green
unf
Cooper Rodriguez
>Meanwhile on the UNSC Spirit of Fire
So....they just gonna hang around that Ark?
William King
HAHA! Time to walk a kilometer to get to the bathroom!
Dylan Young
jesus fucking christ, is this what a halo thread looks like? are these halo fans?
is this really what happened to this franchise after 343 took hold of it?