>Kingdom sim game
>Ruling is actually quite hard
Kingdom sim game
Name a single game
Hardcore mode: No CK2 or any Paradox games
>playing Battle for Middle Earth 2
>can't set my tax policy
OP's mum
>Be me
>Place dick inside OP's mum's mouth.
>Ejaculate
>OP fagulate
>vietnam game
>you can skip the whole thing
>name a single game
>except these games that meets the criteria
>Pee game
>Pee poo pee poo dumpieeeesssss
>game with character creation
>can't even define your tax policies
baka
>Return of the King on PS2
>not a single mention of Aragorn's tax policy during gameplay
Threw the game right out
>writing sim game
>do nothing for 8 years
watching game of thrones for the first time recently makes me want to get back into CK2
>kingdom sim game
>ruling is actually quite hard
>.. because of all the fighting and missions, since the tax management aspect is very easy
>Kingdom sim game
>If you eat a contaminated item you start shitting brown water
>have to reload a save because can't stop drinking and shatting
>Kingdom sim game
>Kill enemy but it doesn't drop gold
>Writing sim
>Write yourself into a corner because you're a fucking fat retard.
>Get the "book show directors turn series into an anime" debuff.
Majesty
Ruling isn't hard on CK2 though, vassals are very manageable and only the period right after a ruler dies can get scary where the scales are tipped against you the most.
>Adult sim
>you're actually underage
>Write youself into a corner because you made the antagonist way too strong
what is this fat fuck's fucking obsession with shit? Does he really think talking about it constantly makes it feel more realistic to medieval times?
That happened in Naruto, so the author just pulled out some bullshit
>what is this fat fuck's fucking obsession with shit?
He is an american
>Paradox Grand Strategy
>hard
>my liege, the palace is under attack
yfw you are 5 seconds in the ratman mission
>cheesing the game
stop cheesing
It doesn't?
I didn't read the books but from that page it seems like he's comparing that king or whatever he is to a piece of shit, Doesn't look that bad
It's not hard
The Lannisters are so rich that people joke Tywin literally shits gold.
>Pathfinder: Kingmaker
>Running your barony is a fucking chore with no chance for anything you'd actually want to do in that kind of power fantasy
>The Lannisters are so rich that people joke Tywin literally shits gold
But they shit poo, right?
>Ruling isn't hard
>Not getting cucked is almost impossible
Why did they make a game like this?
This guy looks like he eats a lot of hamburgers.
>not playing with concubines and having so many lovers on top of that that it's difficult to keep track of them all and you can't even remember your proper wife's name and just know you married her for the stewardship bonus
There are so many counts out there unknowingly raising my children that it's ridiculous.