30 million views on YouTube

>30 million views on YouTube

What the fuck, do people seriously still care about Sonic this much? Or is it all some kind of post-modern ironic bullshit where people obsess over things that are bad because it's funny?

How many people actually genuinely still like Sonic in 2019? It feels like the brand is just a fucking stupid meme for autism at this point.

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>Or is it all some kind of post-modern ironic bullshit where people obsess over things that are bad because it's funny?
Yes

>Gaymers

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I always wondered why people were so passionate about hating Sonic when it's seemed like a mostly dying/downplayed franchise for at least 8 years now. Even the fanbase doesn't seem as bad as it was 15 years ago.
It's like hating The Simpsons when nobody's watching it and nobody actually likes the new episodes. Why spend your time dwelling on something so insignificant?

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post the cute girl one

Some people like the series and and character and have for many years now, regardless of how many subpar or poor sonic releases there have been. This isn't some new 2019 thing

Most people were probably just curious and when news spread it looked awful they wanted to see

This.

It IS bad but it doesn't matter how good they could have made it, because SONIC IZ BAD XD so they were going to make fun of it with reddit humor no matter what.

I don't like sonic but just another example of normie/npc automatic/predetermined thoughts

>do people... care about Sonic this much? Or is it all some kind of post-modern ironic bullshit...because it's funny?
Both. It's something everyone knows, not necessarily loves. And it's a huge trainwreck (boosted by fucking ecelebs, I bet), so everyone wants to see how bad it is. Pissening.

>post-modern ironic bullshit
Yup.

Post the goth gf edit

30m is nothing

People are going to watch this because it's clear that it's a trainwreck. Unlike Detective Pikachu which was such a tryhard attempt to make it a meme.

I'm just hyped to see the dumpster fire

>only 30 million
lmao, this nigger is more popular among zoomers than fucking sonic

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Every youtuber under the sun will review and shit on it and none of them will be funny

Okay, retard

Unlike some retard (you) complaining about reddit on Yea Forums? You're pathetic.

this

There was a period of time not too long ago when people decided sonic was never good. Apart from having a literally autistic fanbase and getting meme'd on its also an established franchise. Better to be safe than have an original idea these days. Though I think they did want to approach it from the ironic angle which is why they decided to release that fucking mutant of a design.

Really can't think of a good reason otherwise.

I care.

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Making a live action sonic movie is fucking stupid, there is no "could have made it good" because nothing would have been good. They just EXTRA fucked up by having Sonic look absolutely abysmal and the movie itself looking painfully generic.

There is no scenario where this would have been good, but they went above and beyond in making it even worse than people could have dreamed

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most of them are third worlders, you stupid amerimutt

they follow any popular meme even if its trash

WHO CARES?

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>Or is it all some kind of post-modern ironic bullshit where people obsess over things that are bad because it's funny?
It is this, only minus "post-modern" because this isn't a liberal arts graduate student brunch.

Good fucking lord how did they think this design was good. Who looked at this and said "yeah, yeah this good"

I care

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You're no chad.

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On the rare occasion they don't fuck him up his games are enjoyable.
Unforunately those are drops in an ocean of mediocrity, with whirlpools of shit sprinkled about.

30 million is fucking NOTHING for a movie trailer. If anything, it just proves that people are sick and tired of Sonic. Hopefully Sega gets the memo and goes back to making the franchises their fans care about

Oh that is some fuck right there.

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My mom and zoomer brother think this movie looks great an can't wait to see it.

It's finally time to burn the entire world to the ground. Thanks Hollywood.

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It's called viral marketing. Everyone wanted to see the how "bad" the epic fail design was. Now they're "redesigning" him for good guy points and extra clicky clicky Internet money.

>Why is everyone looking at this train wreck?

Because it's a fucking train wreck.

everyone appreciates a good trainwreck.
it'll probably flop really hard when it comes out.

Of course someone would make a pic like this
Of course it's a phoneposter posting it

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There are literally hundreds of those edits user.

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Fucking kek.
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I'm only interested in it because I still think Jim Carrey as Robotnik is such bizarre casting call. I'll see it in theaters.

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I can gurantee you it's mostly children who don't know any better that are fueling the current environment of sonic.
The younger side of my family all know who sonic is, with or without playing any of the games. And for the few who have played, they heavily prefer the Sonic Boom sonic since they have no frame of reference. I've asked them if they wanted to play the originals, but they said it looked stupid and old and lame.
So your answer is mostly children. The minority on the other hand is, of course, the deviantart-tier fans.

it should have just been high-budget cgi or, god forbid, an actual animated movie
that probably would have taken more time and more budget though so they just went with the cheapest option
hell a fucking high-end puppet of sonic probably would have looked better, just make the whole fucking movie a muppet film

i've watched the trailer no less than 30 times
it never ceases to amaze me
what the fuck business does gangsta's paradise have in a sonic movie trailer

t. onions boylent

It's funny but it's also ironic, considering sonic fanbase is epitome of s󠛡o󠛡y

Half the views are from people who heard about how terrifying it was from the half who cared about Sonic.

What's this guys endgame?

Jim Carrey actually seems like a great casting for Robotnik.

Everything else just nicely hots the "So bad you laugh at it" mark.

Nah, Sega is for rad Chads, Nintendo is for children

Going to Yea Forums reminds me just how out of touch people can be with society
Yikes

yeah work that ass you fat slut

I feel like people who don't like sonic ironically take sonic more seriously than the people that do like the franchise. I feel like I actually hear more about the terrible fanbase than I actually hear FROM the terrible fanbase. It just feels like everyone is fucking obsessed with sonic even though it's been mediocre at best since unleashed. Minus that wii u game anyway, which was deservedly horrible.
>hopefully Sega gets the memo and goes back to making the franchises their fans care about
Like what? Being a fan of sega must be the worst thing ever.

I wasn't talking about sega, I was talking about sonic fanbase
You literally cannot look me in to the eyes and tell me that you don't find sonic fanbase to be autistic s󠛡o󠛡yboys

Autistic? Hell yes
S󠛡o󠛡yboys? I feel like you don't even know what that word means. Sonic fans act like faggots in a completely different way.

You're brain dead retarded
Here's a great example of low iq npc shit I was talking about.
>x could never be good
Even you know how fucking retarded that statement is. Stop trying to protect your garbage ass reddit humor

>Detective what? Oh that pokemon movie? No thanks, I’m not an incel. I’ve come for my early ticket preordering of sonic and avatar 2, 3, 4 and 5 respectively. No no, just one seat for each, I will be watching alone. And I’ll have a large nachos with that... nonono I don’t need a napkin, the wagies can clean up the mess I will leave. Cheers

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horny bastards
i have more if you want

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Sonic had a resurgence of popularity somehow. I guess because of Sonic Boom.
Kids like him.

I can't believe I'm going to say this but he might be more mainstream than Mario among current children.
Sonic only has shitty games but Mario doesn't have any recent cartoons and fortnite has a monopoly of vidya with children.

why does sonic look like an egirl

>30 million is fucking NOTHING for a movie trailer
I guess nobody cares about 99,99% of movies if 30 million is nothing.

>could have made a The Wizard style movie set in the 90's with Sonic games on the genesis as a centerpiece
>did a dumb cgi mascot movie instead

>And I’ll have a large nachos with that... nonono I don’t need a napkin, the wagies can clean up the mess I will leave. Cheers

Holy fuck, BASED. Fuck movie theater """employees.""" "Waahhhh, please do my job for me," get fucked you minwage cucks.

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Sonic is autism, not onions.
Nintendo is onions.

>30 million is fucking NOTHING for a movie trailer
There are less than 20 movie trailers released each year that reach those numbers.

Does Sonic have a Stand?

> i have more if you want
post them

Wait, are we talking about Sonic, or Chris Chan?

>i have more if you want

Yeah. Might as well. I guess I'm not doing anything else at the moment.

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furfaggotry aside this design is genuinely better due to the eyes making the model more cartoonish
so you get less uncanny valley shit

I think they made Sonic terrible on purpose. Think about it, nobody really gives a shit about Sonic anymore. When was the last time a Sonic game came out and the normiesphere was like "woah!"? 2006? Meanwhile Pokemon is loved worldwide, so that's an easy sell for a movie.
If Sonic looked normal, Sonic fans would look at it and watch it and probably hate it for being hollywood shit, and normies wouldn't even know it exists. But now that he's horrific, even normies can see how terrible he looks even if they don't know what Sonic is supposed to look like, and many of them DO know what Sonic is supposed to look like.
Now millions of people are paying attention to it because of how ridiculous he looks. There's no way in hell this would've gotten this much attention if he wasn't ugly, and I think they probably knew that based on how terribly everything else Sonic themed has went. I wonder if a full movie with this Sonic even exists, or if he only exists in trailers and the real move will feature a Sonic that is more normal looking.

I know exactly who this is from

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no shit it's got a ton of views. It doesn't matter how you spin it publicity is publicity doesn't matter if it's negative or positive. the success of this movie isn't based on how much the appeal to twitter trannies and nostalgia fags. The truth is this movie is gonna be watched by many zoomers and if you actually think the movie design wasn't part of some marketing scheme and that they didn't already have a pre existing design to hit closer to the brand recognition your autistic. thanks for advertising the sonic movie.

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Pokemon is tanking, meanwhile Sonic is will secure a 100M+ opening. What went wrong?

She looks like she fucks hedgehogs.

Why does this look so unironically better like this?

post more

because your 12 years old

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>do people seriously still care about Sonic this much? Or is it all some kind of post-modern ironic bullshit where people obsess over things that are bad because it's funny?
Both
>How many people actually genuinely still like Sonic in 2019? It feels like the brand is just a fucking stupid meme for autism at this point
On the internet, sure. But Sonic is still a gaming icon and a lot of people want it to become good again, or at least fondly remembers the classic games.

seeing as most that I've seen are neckbeards that are either ultra skinny or ultra fat, I think that's close enough

Considering how quickly they announced they were going to "fix" the design after the backlash, and how close we are to the release date, something tells me we got played. They probably made that design specifically for the trailer terrible on purpose just for the publicity and the actual movie design isn't that bad all along

I'm not seeing it either way, shill

where's the uncensored

considering the amount of marketing material that's already out there with the design, this is a stupid conspiracy theory
more likely that SEGA has been trying to get it changed for a while

Sonic and Simpsons went to shit around the exacts same time, strangely enough.

>there is no "could have made it good" because nothing would have been good
It could have been good if it was actually a stealth Eggman movie that centered around him trying to capture Sonic in order to "prove his genius" with different Roadrunner-esque plans. Eggman would gradually grow more insane over the course of the movie and Sonic would be more of a side character instead of the main protagonist.

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>But Sonic is still a gaming icon
Maybe to boomers on the internet but not normies
>and a lot of people want it to become good again, or at least fondly remembers the classic games.
again, boomers, not normal people

Less realistic eyes and mouth removed the uncanny valley effect of juxtaposing realistic features onto something that's obviously artificial.

I only ever recall the director himself saying that SEGA wanted it changed but again that could have all been part of the plan. Same with the marketing shit that got leaked

>spider-man far from home has like infinity views
I dont get it capeshit is dumb and old

Spider-Man is beyond capeshit in relevance. The casual crowd will always be interested in Spider-Man.

Thanks pewdiedoc

1995?

Imagine the movie ends up being known as passable, but no less no more in all spheres and people who end up trying to trash real hard on it because it's Sonic will end up losing all credibility and I speak as someone who has a fucking passion for hating that blue faggot. I just think it would be hilarious if the movie ended up being successful. By that point I'm just not surprised anymore. Who did this blue bitch not whore himself to by that point? He's everyone's bitch so I find it fitting that now he is being used by Hollywood.

What gets me is that the writers made Sonic an ayy lmao in this movie (if the leaks continue to be true which they probably are) so why the fuck did they even NEED to make him """realistic""" if he's from another planet where creatures could just... look like Sonic? Because they're from an alien planet? But yeah nah let's make him look like a midget in a fursuit with big uncanny valley human-esque eyes, no yeah, that's good.

Not him, but basically. It was all downhill after Sonic & Knuckles dropped.

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everyone is going to go watch the shitty sonic movie ironically, accidentally making it a box office success

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Have sex.

Nah. A lot of Sonic games are still good. That meme is already too old for even you.

From what perspective do you speak and which normies are you talking about? 50 to 80 years old people? Everyone my age to 40 and even zoomers know who Sonic is. My mom knows who Sonic is. Pretty much all my friend's parents can at least recognize him when they spot him. Everyone my age grew up in the 90's and had access or relative experience with at least one videogame. Everyone played videogames, it was just not cool to admit it publically or display it. Now times have changed and gaming is "chique" and modern so it's cool now because it's tech-y and popular. EVERYONE knows Sonic, but only a few remembers when Sonic was good and when Sonic showed promise.

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Name 1 good Sonic game since 2011 besides Mania, please

freedom planet

I accept this answer.

Cause he's sexy

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Everyone knows who Sonic is. Ok? But that doesn't mean everyone cares about him and Sonic doesn't have the same public image as like say Mario, which is seen as a franchise for everyone and not just for kids. I say this as a Sonicfag and I honestly can't be seen mentioning, talking about or playing anything Sonic related without feeling embarrassed. However if I mention Mario unironically to anyone I can still feel like a normal person

Dick move but come one not something to ball up and cry about like a little bitch

>user's problem with the movie.

YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
YOU'RE OUT OF TIME.

where the hell are his eyebrows? how does this thing even emote. If you're going to turn this thing into a hyperrealistic abomination, you might as well give it some fucking eyebrows

Everyone knows sonic and here's a thing tho: not everyone knew his bad games. Most only know his genesis games.

>Look mommy! I dressed as my hero Sonic for halloween!

Shit you're right

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sonic fan here. there are a bunch of basedboys in this franchise. they will buy anything that has Sonic's face in it and will defend the franchise, nails and tooth, if somebody has a criticism towards any of it's games, even if it's valid

That explains why every single Disney Capeshit they been doing for the last decade turned out to be blockbuster.

>this franchise is an icon to everyone
>but everyone only cares about a few games and don't care about any of the others
pick one

fpbp

>Rehashing 90's 16-bits games
>New game

BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES

Yes. If I ask my mom about sonic, she's going to point out the first 3 games, while not knowing anything about sonic 06 at all. That's the reality of sonic as a brand.

LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE

why do retards like you treat views as being indicative of value, its literally just the amount of people who tabbed into the video to check it out without context to their opinion on it.

Well I mean, Final Fantasy is known for either VI or VII, everything else is not really as talked about.

If Hollywood can apparently pull off a live-action Pokemon within its own cohesive world, Sonic could've been just the same. Hell seeing all the crazy environments from the Genesis games in a photorealistic fashion would've been something crazy to watch.

Don't kid yourself, it looks better than people could have dreamed. It still is shit, but the bar for movie adaptations of videogame IPs is shit fucking low due to them almost always being absolute fucking garbage. I expected Sonic to look way worse.

Based.

A bad movie about a blue hedgehog is not video games. Take it to Yea Forums.

I like Sonic both ironically and non-ironically.
I mean, I played the shit out of the original games, loved Adventure to death, etc, but also love the autistic clusterfuck that the fanbase became. It's such a catastrophe, you can't not look in amazement.

i'm more interested in the movie because of jim carrey than sonic.

Generations, Unleashed, etc. Why stop there? Adventure, Adventure 2, heroes, and so on.

You sound like a huge insecure faggot. Even if you did mention Mario to normal people, they’d still think you’re a man child

Something something seething tranny incel cope

I fucking hate this place

of course a nintencope dope has a problem with it

Your mom is a gamer?

>reading comprehension

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not him but someone mentioned mario to me at work. lol you are very insecure bro

Not at all

Doesn't make a difference. Generations is from 2011 dummy. My point still stands that there is great Sonic games. Even his bad ones are cool experiences if you happen to like Sonic and his universe.

If I see this, God help me, I'm only doing it for Carrey and I hope he wins

>My mother sees me playing Lost World
>"That's Mario, right?"
>2 kids see me playing Generations on 3DS
>Overhear them saying that Sonic is stupid

Sonic was cool in 1993. I doubt half of Yea Forums was even born back then.
Its all nostalgia for the video craze now.

>I expected Sonic to look way worse.
Not sure how he could look worse than he looks. I mean look at that fucking photo. Look at this. What the hell is this. This isn't Sonic, the only similarity is being fucking blue

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>Generations is from 2011 dummy
No shit, it's the only one you mentioned from 2011+. And certainly not everyone agrees that Unleashed or Heroes are good games

no worse than people shitting themselves over capeshit/star wars after all these years later

Apparently they are changing his appearance. The movie comes out in November, are they actually going to go through every frame of CG sonic in this film and completely change it?
For some reason I don't believe it, but I guess half a year is enough time to do that

>SONIC ABOMINATION BAD
>POKEMON ABOMINATION GOOD
I will never fucking ever understand how pokemon gets a pass doing absolutely horrendous live action models but Sonic doesn't. Both look just as fucking horrifying yet only one receives negative attention for some reason.

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Because pokemon actually looks good

Pokemon movie looks like dogshit too.
It's just that there are ten times more pokemon fans than sonic fans in the world.

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>Movie Sonic's reaction towards all this collected hivemind

Apparently, it just makes you look cool and get agreement points if we all agree as the majority.

Also, I get that the ones who do like movie Sonic are a incredible minority, but to those that do, you are an inspiration and either you look past looks or you simply don't know that much or care about Sonic enough to act autismo about it.

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You mean that's NOT what happens? From the trailers, I got that impression. Although, it could just be advertisers spamming Jim Carrey, since I'm guessing he's the only funny/redeemable part of the movie.

It literally fucking doesn't. Its models are on par with Sonic's model when it comes to how horrible they are. Uncanny valley as all fuck, not cute at fucking all, and some downright god damn ugly models that are even worse than Sonic's. But it gets a pass for some fucking reason.

30mil is really pathetic for a franchise as big as sonic

Because what's wrong with them isn't the actual model but the textures and material. You can look at the silhouettes of DP's pokemon and still see the pokemon.

Pokemon fans glorify anything served in their dish, act surprised.

>6 months is enough time

no its not
because that would cost tens of thousands of dollars if not millions in reconstruction and theres absolutely no way paramount will sign off on that for some shitty fast cash video game movie.

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100 millions views and it never trended... Fucking Jewtube.

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Sonic's model looks disgusting. Pikachu's looks cute. Both look like shit, though.

A jap animated movie would have been much better and cheaper
sega is retarded

>why are people watching something thats laughable bad?
Are you slow?

People love watching disasters.

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it has lots of views because a bunch of lefty outlets wrote about it and how it was so racist toward Indians, so people got curious and watched it,

is he crying about having to clean that up?
because its retardedly easy and basically FREE money
every moment you're cleaning up the theatre is a moment you don't have to do even more annoying shit work

I wouldn't say it looks 'bad' exactly, it looks really generic and unfunny though

Sega was given the gift of this great enduring franchise, and they miss handle it more than anything ever, like shooting a gift horse in the mouth

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I wonder what they are going to change or how much they are going to change them. They already said they are doing it, so they're going to change something.

here i fixed it

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he lost 3 million subs? He was at 98 like a week ago.

>Its models are on par with Sonic's model
get your eyes checked FAST
either they're fucked up for good, or you're suffering from sever brain-damage

>do you want a stylized cartoon hedgehog?
>NO I want it to look like a midget in a creepy fursuit!

This is a pet peeve of mine, a extreme one

>Why do you prefer Detective Pikachu over Sonic movie?
>Because Pikachu looks cute XD

Essentially boiling down to "movie Sonic not being cute or pandering to muh cutesy/faithful looks fans = shit reception". You give them this Sonic, they go apeshit. If they received the original Sonic or modern Sonic (more faithful), they'd just call it a mediocre shit Bollywood movie.

And you telling me Detective Pikachu is different? Especially knowing how much Game Freak is now pandering to their fans in order to take their never ending money? Considering that Sega has NOTHING compared to the Pokemon franchise and how bloody rooted it is in our lives? Man, get the fuck outta my face.

youtube.com/watch?v=7DBQLLk3mHs

pokemon movie is much better

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this post only accentuates the point that only boomers care about sonic

yeah not everybody gets a sweet deal like you fgt

This is the thing that confounds me most. Why the FUCK hasn't anyone tried just making a CG animated video game adaptation? The only game that did that was Angry Birds and they actually did really well in the box office.

It doesn't get a pass though, plenty of people think the pokemon look bad and the movies been getting mixed reviews
Pikachu actually looks like Pikachu though, unlike Sonic who looks like some random blue thing.

Agreed, It Chapter Two got half that in 1 day.

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>Making a live action sonic movie is fucking stupid
This.
>inb4 but they did it with PIkachu!
Okay, and? Some things can work live action and some should never be attempted. Guess which applies to Sonic the fucking Hedgehog

Holy shit this autism. Nobody is calling the Pikachu movie good, and this movie would still look like shit no matter how good Sonic's model is.

Faggots pretending like they loved playing games

Why does Sanic have a piercing, is he a hipster teen?

Sonic is still a household name, idk what you mean

>Movie about video game panders to said fans of video game
>This is bad

Movie critics, everyone.

Why make him look like a human. What a stupid fucking design decision

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>defending this horrid design
Sup Paramount

It looks like I'm going to have to destroy your planet

Tell it to the Pikachu fanbase and anywhere outside Yea Forums. And I ain't denying that changing a design doesn't equal a good movie in Sonic's case, if a design changes, it won't change its plot or writing. And then you got DP, who from day 1, I immediately told myself "great, this movie will be the Holy Grail of all videogame movies just because it has Pikachu on it coupled with a few run out tropes everybody loves and hates".

Basically, no fucking surprise there.

Pikachu objectively looks 100x better than Sonic, what is the problem here. Do you hate people with functioning eyes?

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>Detective Pikachu but all of the Pokemon are cosplay whores
I'd watch it.

>No I want it to actually look like Sonic!
OMG, what an outlandish and total ridiculous demand!

They could easily make a passable live action sonic movie if they used the source material

But studio executives are super smart people, much smarter than you, you are a walking wallet and their focus group says you will pay to watch this style of movie.

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yes it is a new game despite your autistic ramblings

>throwing their shit all around them
HMM I wonder what kind of """people""" are known for littering, disregard for others, and being messy?
It's on the tip of my tongue... N'....
I'm sure they'll figure it out.

>You will pay to watch washed up Carrey, unfunny jokes, generic plot, a horrendous looking CG title character and bad acting
Huh, studio executives might not be as smart a s they thought!

Mate I can't name a good Sonic game since 1994.

Let me get this straight, you think me saying it looks like a midget in a creepy fursuit is DEFENDING it?

So you're a complete moron is what you're telling me.

thats more megaman x
also I want to fuck all 3 of the main girls

who are you quoting?

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What Sonic games have you played that you think that monstrosity looks like Sonic?

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>You will pay to watch washed up Carrey
If this movie gets any of my money (unlikely ) it will be solely because of Jim

People with IQ above 14

m o a r

I know several people who will watch it just because they like Carrey

Lemme break it down to you the only way Naoto Ohshima, Sonic the Hedgehog's actual character designer did, followed by ACTUAL fan art of this particular Sonic.

>So far, various Sonics have appeared. I loved all Sonics. I saw a trailer of Sonic's movie. I was expecting adults to have fun too. I am worried.
>He was expecting

He looked past this Sonic. He was hoping people would enjoy it for what it was trying to be rather than extremely faithful. This Sonic, despite looking what he is now, still is pretty much Sonic personality wise and everything else. The Sonic fanbase grew a uproar bigger than the bloody designer itself.

It looks nothing like Sonic. I didn't say it did. I'm saying apparently wanting it too was too much a demand fore Retardmount and we ended up with, whatever that blue thing is supposed to represent

you don't remember this game?
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I misunderstood your greentext implications.

Oh I get you now.

How hard was it to just design him like this? It's incredible there are retards running around (idiots on Yea Forums for example) saying that if he looked like this it would look too "weird" next to real people. Did they even watch the trailer, making him some human hybrid thing looks even more awkward

I don't really blame them, he was the only mildly entertaining part of the trailer. I certainly wouldn't be watching it for Sonic, which is obviously ironic as hell.

and in the trailer he's apparently an alien of some kind, so they could have easily said he looks weird because he's a fucking alien

>casting robotnik was their only correct choice.
I can still wait to torrent it though. May studio execs assumed I use pirate bay.

I'm not too much on the Yea Forums side, but if you're gonna make Sonic completely look like this then you might as well replace Jim Carrey with a actual animated Eggman and make the movie entirely animated in this style. Because as it is, this Sonic right next to current Robotnik? The nitpicking has only just begun, boy. Next thing you know, they're gonna be trying to bicker a way for both Tails and Knuckles to be in, alongside TRASHING everything else the current version of the movie has and have the live-action no longer even becoming a live action.

>I saw a trailer of Sonic's movie. I was expecting adults to have fun too. I am worried
>I am worried
So even he thinks it's shit then?

>What if we made a movie about a child who was wearing his blue dog furry outfit?

I just would be more excited for the film if Sonic looked like he was supposed to. If it would look weird I don't see how it would look any more out of place then what we got already does. May as well be true to the design anyway, ya know?

Remember, fellas, its a-ok when pokemon does it, don't forget to defend it online like some of you here have already been doing!

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cat in the hat did it first

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>making like 6 posts complaining no one hates DP as much as the Sonic movie
jesus, just make a thread about it why don't you

god i wish that was me

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He himself drew movie Sonic. I'm not sure what to tell you other than why would he even bother drawing him then if he doesn't like it? I assume he wrote worried in the sense of the uproar the fanbase gave in return.

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>everybody that points out the hypocrisy is one person!
That's not a good strategy, not many people will fall for it, but keep at it, fellow pokefan!

>The creator likes this, so you must like it too!
Does anyone know what the Pokemon creators think of the DP movie?

sounds like the perfect fit for a sonic movie. Honestly the autism of this movie already matches the fandom i don't see what the fuss is about.

strange how these multiple Detective Pikachu haters arrived in the thread at around the same time

Naoto actually is the only one who feels like this, as Yuji Naka, who isn't even involved in this mess, of course had to make an uproar too even though he wiped his hands off it.

Neither. It's just a big budget live action film. Normies eat that shit up regardless of the source material because animation is for kids.

Those pokemon actually looks like their pokemon. Sonic looks like a random blue thing with eyes. What are you not getting son

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wow, that Sgt. is such a bitch, letting Eggman of all people shit talk him like that

He drew it because he loves Sonic and is optimistic about the movie, but even he knows that Sonic could, and should, look better than this, and that it is likely a cash grab and not a passion job. From his twitter:
>He is also Sonic and I can not dislike it. But if the movie is to make money, I hope the movie to stop.

It did trend for a week, hence why it got so much attention. It got him over a million subscribers or encouraged a ton of faggots to make those accounts to add to the count.

Naoto sounds like such a sweet guy, even if he has to put up with his child's image getting battered constantly

Kim Kayona and Chris-chan should be in it as cameos. Would make it better.

He is. His Twitter is very wholesome and he is very kind to his followers.

and giving me b0ners

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>pull off

Listen it's sitting at 68% on RT, let's not pretend that's a noteworthy success in terms of quality.

We already know the general plot of the movie from leaks. It mostly centers around Sonic and his cop friend. Eggman's there, but the movie should have focused on his character instead if Paramount was interested in making this movie at least somewhat decent.

To put that in context, Ready Player One has a 72% on RT. Granted, I kind of liked Ready Player One so I dont know where that would put me in terms of whether or not I would like Detective Pikachu.