Filename thread

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Holy shit that's fucking hilarious, 200IQ wit. That's deeper than the Mariana trench.

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is that just big chunks of ash/burned shrub ? fucking unreal looking..

Stop posting webms, I can't see their filenames from the phone.

Tumbleweeds, they get picked up by the updraft caused by wildfires, and so they end up creating a sort of burning tumbleweed tornado

Needs a filename

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then stop using a phone you faggot

Bloodborn true ending

>Expected Power Ranger explosions after it fell over
How disappointing

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Kek

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what the fuck is going on

fuck you

What the fuck its happening here.

This doesn't look OSHA approved.

Enemy explosions didn't become a thing in Toku until Kamen Rider.

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escargot?

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BEEEEEEEEES

Source?

Cuban migrant in southern florida at this time of year

I get it WITHOUT having seen the picture you refer to.

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its a Chinese thing where they think bees touching their food makes it better

>a liberal who has never seen a gun in real life has no idea how they work
I'm shocked.

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>bullets
>in casings

Made even worse by the fact that if he actually watched the Matrix he would know

scared the shit out of me, nice job

Can't even get the gun right
Agents used Deagle Brand Deagles.

Is this the new B^U?
Hell, he might even be worse since fuckley only copy pasted mouths and eyes onto the characters, this hack just uses the same goddamn head from a few different angles over and over in every single of his strips i've seen.

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They know it's sweet so they won't get fucked over by cheapskate owner. Chinese are fucked in the head.

>I'm immune to your bullets

This file always brings out the niggers

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65% MORE bullet PER bullet

Need filename

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extra protein at no cost to the chef :^)

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>gen5 nigger

He's one of the most hated webcomics out there.
I'm fucking sure by this point its an elaborate parody

What the fuck what his problem?

More

>black character designed by Japan

I wish I knew how to love something as much as that a man whom loves his craft.

Spic rekt by based ottoman

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>/fit/

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Its a comedy bit, its part of the purchase of the ice cream but no one ever seems to understand whats going on out of context and just assume the seller is being a dickhead. Just shows how negative people really are, but its been reposted so much due to salt that nobody ever explains whats going on

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>Spic
????

Jean D'Arc [colorized]

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Filename should read; Goku powering up

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Can't you recognize a master chef when you see one?

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in here this trick as old as the invention of icecream stalls

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Do people legitimately not recognize that it's just a little comedy routine the guy pulls off for the crowd? How autistic do you have to be to not see that?

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What the fuck is he even making?

>jackie chan death disputed

I'd turn around and walk away, this is frustrating to watch.

delicious

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Lol that filename

maybe bees are the customers here

Gamer fuel

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>How autistic do you have to be to not see that?
People are spending their Friday night in a filename thread on Yea Forums. Take a guess.

You have autism

I can cwiple there faciwities!

>Not eating blue rare chicken

Make sure to load up on a good meal before a good gamer sesh!

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That's hilarious

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kek, tranny mods are real

That's the most perfect ass I've ever seen.

I am dispelling the evil spirits in this thread

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AND YOU ASK YOURSELF

lmaqo

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Disaster: Day of Crisis

if you could leave out the cool whip and jell-o this one probably wouldn't be that bad.. might need some better flavoring choices though would probably taste bland

so this is what non-whites eat
that certainly is too spicy for me

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nice

Is he dead yet? Last I heard he got a stroke.

It's a whirlgig anomaly. peтapд

She's clearly going for the gap and then realizes she's on camera and course-corrects.

>not "1 LUCK runs"

>a stroke
>singular
You need to go to /ck/ more.

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kek

>not I'm sure to win because my speed is superior
Missed opportunity.

right now kapow

That's a great prank, but i'd add a needle to the tip to make people actually shit their pants because they feel a prickling pain

Reminds me of my local Mexican place.
The owner and his waiter son fuck with me because I never bothered to learn Spanish.

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FUCK racists. I love black ASS.

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>Westfall

>casting reflect on you and the enemy

Had my ass clenched in anticipation the whole time. How disappointing.

>timed exclusive

;_;

I love how this fucker acknowledges that there's a camera, I hope he got sued

Where'd the toilet paper go though?

60% more bullet per bullet

the Caliphate sure is dangerous, huh?

thats just diversity working as intended

That's not Jack.

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SOULLESS

Why does it say "Asian"?

is this real? the fuck

>only three years
>for masterminding a scheme of unlimited loli raep
that's hilarious

I'm summoning something dark.

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The same reason mestizos in America are called "white"

Its leftist name games to deflect from the reality of how other ethnicities behave in western coutnries (i.e. they rape a lot of kids)

dammit user

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>level 80 earth elemental

That's why Putin went like pic related.
It's ironic, because he is a Judo blackbelt himself - a fucking traditional nipponese martial art that revolves around throwing your opponent.
Also notice how Abe is shaking his head, going "SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!"

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In the UK Pakis are always called "Asian".
As a rule, if they want to talk about an east-asian person they'll always name the country of origin.
So "Asian rape gangs" mean Paki
and "Japanese shop owner" means Japanese.

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>Infinity War ending

>liveleak

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>building units in supcom
that's cotton candy, it dissipates in water. and washbears try to put all their food into water.

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GOTEM

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why did you do this user

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>maybe if I had noticed sooner

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Why do they love washing food?

>high level mordhau players

>not posting the version with real ending
gay

WHY DO AMERICANS EAT RAW MEAT?

>yfw raccoons are literally more civilized than third worlders

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>Le added reaction at the end of the webm
>The fucking weird ass zoom ins that you'd expect to see from normie youtube shit that has to EMPHASIZE how WEIRD what was shown was
Yes I'm mad, fuck you.

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delet

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Raccoons are surprisingly sanitary, in terms of wild animals.

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Helps them eat

DEEPER

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doo you want me to fucking kill you?

based

Because it helps them survive, monkeys do it too.

what a thrill

How americans dont get their shit stolen? If this happened in my country it wouldn't stay there for more than 2 seconds

Lots of people do get their shit stolen, it's becoming a problem.

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Depends on where you live. Small town america, especially New England or midwest is pretty decent.

iirc, they have sensitive paws but need water to truly get a feel of whatever they're holding. i might be wrong though.
pic unrelated

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Now that's a juicy taco.

God this guy is such a fucking asshole

wort wort wort

So that's why my friend couldn't find the headphone I asked amazon to ship to him the other day and the company said it was already delivered, in the end I canceled that shit

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You're illegally parked on private property
You have 20 seconds to move your vehicle

What is that pile of garbage on the cutting board?

thanks doc

needs a name

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Taco filling

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the ground fire is real

the tornado is obviously cg

It's to the point now that many people are making fake packages to leave on their doorsteps just to fuck with people who steal that shit. Sometimes they'll be rigged up to make shotgun sounds and eject shells, or there's that popular video about the glitter bomb one. The frustrating part is none of these delivery services ever knock or ring the doorbell now so it's not even like you can avoid this shit just by being home unless you literally sit on the front porch and wait.

>Winston origin story

space station 13 monkey madness
rip in pieces monkey madness, you're too silly for modern ss13 players

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I don't get it, did he eat the gook too?

Is this some pre-cooking preparation?

THere is literally nothing wrong with a bit of red in your burger.

>eat burgers right off grill
>soak everything as a bloody mess
>let burgers rest until juices are absorbed
>cold as ice
I can cook a lot of things, but hamburgers escape me.

Why is it that no one ever stopped him? He has family hasn't he? Too late for that I guess

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I still don't understand how they don't rip off all the delicate equipment and the wiring from the walls when they're moving around the station.

bruh STOP WORKING
there are bees there

that's racist

yes

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Nope, it's ready to eat

You ever accidentally made non-newtonian frying batter? You're talking about a man that can't be stopped

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Underrated.

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>Nope, it's ready to eat
After it's done cooking that is, unlike in

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where's that from?

How?

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Man I'm so paranoid about this shit that whenever I'm expecting a package I legit wait by the door to see of the mailman's coming.

I paid good money for my game to be delivered, I'm not letting some prick run off with it and play it on the console he likely stole too.

Fritatta

Based ice cream turk

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How?

>When you've been told that you're not allowed to make fun of anyone else but you still want to be a comedian so you just keep making the same self-deprecating jokes about what a mess you are

So how exactly do they expect you to get one if the bees are swarming all over that shit?

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you know this to be true

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Just joking around with you. Some people would hear your statement, that the less urban environments are calmer and kinder, and take that to mean that you attribute this to less urban environments generally being home to fewer immigrants/refugees etc.

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Spic

I don't know what this is, but I like it.

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Good thing some underpaid mexican kills and butchers my meat for me.

Man's not hot

> picture of someone in distress
> game with distressing situations

user that is the weakest link ever, please better yourself before you participate in these threads again.

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I think fleshlights are a total waste of money. Nothing beats jacking off with your own hand.

Why is he being a dick for?

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god i wish i had the riches of an arab sheikh

What is supposed to be impressive here?
>ah gaijin piggu witness glorious fighting move perfected over 50 generations under the roof of kawaii kimchi noodle dong
>pulls guy backwards who loses balance

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>dick didn't even twitch
Good bodies and all but eh.
>tfw 3' dick is so tiny I look like a chihuahua humping because otherwise my dick falls out
3DPD will never work out

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>monkeys do it too
you're begging for it

>Kissing a MINOR without CONSENT
Old comics are so problematic.

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>space station 13 monkey madness
I wish I was able to experience it

EEECCCKKKK

yeah I don't really understand the point of that maneuver. It doesn't counter anything, and the defender is already in a severely compromised position.

Fucking Putin.

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A bit maybe.
But that shit may as well be raw still.

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>tfw no deformed gf to perfectly roleplay a Draenei for me

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goddammit user

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Tap the size of the file before you open up the file and you can read it still faggot.

Did he "cooked" that chicken by putting it under his armpit?

all those...moments...

It's fake retards

people being impressed by anything in japanese culture will always bugger me, everything they made is just "perfected" boreness.
they can pretend to be a master of anything in their domain, it will stay fucking boring because it's old moldy shit that is many century old

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this man HAS to be mentally ill

He's Turkish.

if this is real and that girl is still alive she'll never trust another human being again

oh u

guy on right just returned from afghanistan tour or something?

CT here. Surrounded by slavs, irish, and middle easterners. It's better than you'd think.

>that short haired girl in the beginning
Hnnnnhhhhhhhggggg

PlayStation plus games

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Games as a service

It`s from some report about the paki rape gangs/families in the uk.
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201314/cmselect/cmhaff/68/68i.pdf

Nom delicia

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It's fine to eat a burger bloody as long as you ground the meat yourself and I can guarantee this retard didn't.

>tfw only two and a half foot dick
I feel your pain, brother

sauce pls.

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Is this a porno or something?

Oh hell no.

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Crippacal

hygiene
retard

FUUUUUUUUUUCK
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
NO DON'T DIE YET

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>3 foot dick
Fuck, I want to have a monster cock. It'd be fun

Whoops. Guess I'm the retard

aaaaaaaaaaaaa dude what the fuck this isn't a feels thread

NOOOOOO

non-dominant hand you sat on for half an hour
FTFY

>Goodbye Mr Burton

Chink fireworks.

Jail I've seen some Anons saying.

Grounding it yourself doesn't help you one bit if the meat wasn't fresh enough. The bacteria that would normally get fried to death on the surface of the steak is now everywhere in the patty and will now not die unless you cook the entire thing properly.

that's not fair

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user...

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Dont worry user its actually only 3 inches. Its actually hard to keep it in while thrusting

you gain brouzouf

Why do people even pown cats? They're annoying selfish cunts.

>You know what I don't understand though? What's a gorilla doing in space in the first place?

>be caveman
>learn to use fire to prepare meat to make it easier to eat, purified from most diseases and have them taste better to boot
>several tens of thousands of years later and retarded "high class" people eat raw meat and pretend it's better than if it was correctly cooked.

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If you own one for a while you would understand.
t. cat hater that had to babysit my gfs for a year and didn't want to give her back afterwards
I still hate cats though.

Cause for every 2 piece of shit cats there's 1 cool cat and I guess people deal with the gamble.

Zoomer faggot

>think it's photoshopped
>look closer
>it's real

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user, that's wrong. Any ground beef is supposed to be cooked higher than any other kind of protein because any bacteria that might have been on the outside is now everywhere inside. I went to culinary school and everything. Big mistake btw

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the video is sped up

High Maelstrom

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>gun that shoots the casing too
how does that work?

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I just want to punch the guy on the left.

Nothing wrong with that at all

Is that a legal move?

It was damned satisfying, yes.

Is jack a troll or does he really think his cooking is good or w.e.

Nigga, I make a non-newtonian fluid every day. It's called ketchup

That's some devilman shit

Hey user did you know you lose nutritional value the more you cook something? They 100% cooked for flavor, caveman didn't know about disease, and they had probably evolved around eating raw meat until then anyways. That tends to imply they can handle it

If the ref has blown the whistle to indicate he's allowed to take the shot it sure is.

>Milf commander
>Rimjob inventor

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Absolutely based, would buy ice cream again.

He made it legal

If the ref indicated they should start playing, by either whistling or hand signals then yes.
I guess he did from the webm so it was a legal move yes.

>thanos fleshlight

The goal counted, and they won 4:3.

Is this the little sister of the deafheaven singer?

The ref doesn't need to blow to indicate

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These are driver helpers, hired during the holiday season. UPS hires anyone to do this, one of the drivers I helped over the holidays said that UPS once hired a homeless person who became a problem because he asked every customer for a cigarette

Poor guy...

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>Portal 2, one of the biggest soibait games in existence, knows more about bullets than the soicucks they used to sell to
Impressive.

yeah, honestly thought that was some fat person on their knees at first.

good job.

is that pokemon?

Refs hardly ever blow, usually they suck.

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it looks like a posthuman straight outta Man After Man

I printed a small paper and glued it to my front door that asks them to knock on the door and give me the package in person and I will give them a completely unofficial under the table tip no questions asked.

Most have done it so far, I only use it when it's real expensive shit like PC parts.
Not an issue for me to give a guy 5 bucks for having to wait 20 seconds on a package worth over 500USD.

its not retard
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_whirl

the virgin brunch vs the CHAD feast

Ethan Carter fucking wished it was this good.

eiken i believe

They're both disgusting.

>no gun or tazer or at least pepper spray the second they see a knife
The fuck is wrong with them? Kinda wish those retards got shanked.

>Shadman

>mobileposting

I'd watch out calling others retards.

there is a very delicate line between raw and well cocked rare meat or even medium

Legit saw a fat fuck with huge balls for a second.

>meme "science"
ok

Mortal Kombat backgrounds

Holy fuck that's psychological terror on a whole different level.

10/10, user

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only specially trained taser unit rozzers are allowed tasers, don't even think our bobbies other than riot ones are allowed pepper spray. it's shit because knife crime is getting real big here now.

OH GOD THIS IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED WASHBEARS

croissants are a miracle of the universe

i just wish they werent so fattening

>modded skyrim

UK cops all get some kind of incapacitant spray.
Except PCSOs, obviously. Obviously.

Who the fuck in his right mind would let his parents browse the web without any kind of adblocker?
That would be irresponsible!

Pakistan is in Asia.

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The best name for this was completionist vs speedrunner.

>Now
Its been big for fucking years

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Jesus. You could get away with fucking anything in the UK.

in civilised parts of the world they need you to sign for it

>knife crime is getting real big here now.
only in the brown parts, surprise surprise

Look at this old man and laugh

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Jesus christ fuck you

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nice

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He had a stroke recently. Can only use one arm now

Should I keep his name as the file name or change it into NTR?

Jesus Fucking Christ. And I was complaining about the delivery people over here.
I think I'll never move to America. The only country that only gets worse the more you hear about it.

have sex

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>Gran Soren post game

hey i know that anime
it sucked

>modded character among normal npcs

I'd say there's a pretty good chancey that it's pokemon.

Rest in Peace, Kid

>not Corrupted Monk
are you kidding

THERE

>it's been almost 5 years
I didn't ask for these feels.

You know despite making up only 13% of the population...

mutt

They just can't help themselves. Anime storylines are firmly embedded on Japan's collective psyche.

thats only for certified mail retard

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one of us
one of us

Its a fucked up panorama

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literally every single package I've ever ordered I've had to sign for it

>clean bulkan.jpg

Honestly that's the safest job in india

They made this joke in Danny Phantom. Every time the teacher character "swears" he says a line from a book relevant to the situation he's in, and this was one of them.

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>silenthillenemy.jpg

Remember, Putin was a KGB badass. He's unimpressed because he knows close combat.

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It's like those dreams where you can only move by running on all fours.

>gamebryo engine

god i wish i was a slaver owner

>ringed city

Who made this

>alt-right fantasy

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No one said anything, you spaz.

Fuckin amateur. You're supposed to fuck her and then tell her to leave.

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it's blasting itself more than the ant. evolution fucked up there.

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The brown parts are getting bigger too, though.

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>Dunking this giant sausage in batter
>shit's wet or something so batter doesn't stick
>finally gives up and drops it in the pan with way too much oil in it
>the oil ISN'T EVEN FUCKING HOT
>gets frustrated that it's not cooking
Jesus christ America.

>Buying an MMO when it's finally discounted

I actually gagged

I live in a little town near Pittsburgh, I've ordered hundreds of packages and never had one stolen or damaged. It literally comes down to where you live. I know people in Pittsburgh that leave directions to give the package to a neighbor if nobody is home. I imagine if you live somewhere like chicago or LA you wouldn't even have the option of the package being left on your porch.

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>yeah bro just hold the ladder real quick

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JEEezus Chroist

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The reaction to this video always reminds me just how autistic the general userbase of Yea Forums is.
He's literally just turkish david blaine

L E F T I S T you rube

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But why

I don't think that's normal, user

t. Putin

The highest wood is the most mature and succulent

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It s ok, they give it more and it learns to eat it dry and not wash it

Where can I find this doujin?

What are you talking about? Everyone has dreams where they try to run away from something and it's like moving underwater. Getting on all fours is a problem solving technique in some of those dreams.

That's balsamic vinegar and not oil right?

Leaving out cotton candy and a bowl of water are actually a very reliable way of getting rid of raccoons without harming them. They get super fucking frustrated at it and wont come back.

>Getting on all fours is a problem solving technique in some of those dreams
Yes, that, that's not normal, user

large kek

Depending on your objective, I'd argue an opponent slammed on the ground is easier to deal with (or run away from) than one still standing. Ofc an opponent on the ground could grab your legs if they're quick enough, but generally you're in a better position if you're standing and they're not.

I thought I was the only one. Usually it feels like Im a dog or wolf, its pretty cool.

They aren't washing it, the water helps them feel the food better with their paws to make sure they're eating something that won't hurt them.

Yes but aren't you already behind them, with your hands on their neck, I mean just stab the dude.

Nigger spotted

How sheltered are you to think that only happens in the US? Fucking soft cunts, shit happens here in Australia you faggot.

Are you a starving african? Why are you worried about nutritional value? You're literally going to fucking eat again in two hours

Do they not have PO Boxes in America?

I'm not even the person you originally quoted. You must have been some kind of lifelong homeschooled Al Qaeda cave-living shut-in if you haven't traded stories about dreams like this since you were 8.

HOW DID I GET HERE?

WHAT
DOTH
LIFE

I miss In n Out. Chow down for all those that can't, big guy.

As someone who worked at UPS one holiday this is pretty fucking accurate. I worked on the floor loading onto trucks. No matter what the package was it got tossed over the shoulder onto concrete where one of us would pick it up and slide it onto a truck. Ive seen packages get 15 feet in the air and Ive seen shit get Frisbee'd from thirty feet away. Worst fucking job Ive ever had

>This guy is so stupid half his brain and body are no longer operative

Nobody has killed this many animals, and if it's a meat is murder thing then this guy is eating bats, foxes, and FUCKING ELEPHANTS

You aren't losing an appreciable amount of nutritional value in something unless you're burning it into fucking ash, you dipstick. Especially on the subject of steak where you're searing the outside and only warming the inside.

My cat was super nice to me, man. He brought me dead birds and mice and always went to me with excited meows when I got home tired.

no, that's for any received package that isn't bills and trash mail, you have to sign for shit to avoid that kind of crap, and this is coming from somebody who lives in a shithole of a country

Based habeeb dabbing on touristcucks

>just stab the dude
Depending on your area, the local constabulary may object to you stabbing someone, even in self defence. Good point otherwise.

You're overthinking it.

i like you user

It's a comedy comic. The artist does a lot of dark comedy. Imagine the tedium of having to apologize to every pig, chicken, and cow you ever ate any part of.

WHAT'S THAT STAND FOR

you guys should use those giant mancatcher rods ive seen in chinese liveleak videos

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

>Visiting Nasrad in skies of arcadia

WHY DIDN'T HE JUST START WITH THE GLOVES?

>playing gta online on PC

it's a scene from the matrix you literal zoomer

Took me a second

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Well, speaking for Germany, I only know those people are often paid below minimum wage, since they are sub-sub-sub-sub-....contractors, and the companies at the top of that chain don't give a fuck. Can't really blame them for shit considering that.
Have only made good experiences with them, though. Nevertheless largely moved to Packstationen except for stuff from Japan.

Imagine being this autistic.

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God I wish that were me

Those are some really good looking fresh fruits specially when considering the background wtf.

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He's waiting on his third stroke. He's supposedly on keto, but eats the same on youtube(his cooking and fast food videos). Watch some of his videos to see his limp arm wringling uselessly, his speech slurring from his mouth not opening properly and his general eating habits to see some real body horror.

Shadman is such a fucking pedo.

Is that Ai chan?

The guy just wanted ice cream and the turk is going out of his way to piss him off. I don't understand what you think I'm not getting.

farthest away from the street?

You say it as if it were an insult to him, or to anyone here.

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What's the range of pepper spray, and how long does it take to subdue someone? It's not going to do shit against a drugged up dude charging at you with a knife.

Still not getting this. Is this where Stanry Roo lives or what?

>Why do people even pown cats?
Because they're fuckin noobs

>Yea Forums here, he's pretty much the kim kardashian of webcomics, also the fact he fabricated that cringey shit about a ghost kid in his apartment tells me he's in the internet just for money at any cost.

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>he's never participated in live entertainment

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They do but I've never spoken to or heard of anyone using one around here.

Wait this is really the fucking dear david faggot?

fuck I ruined my post. well screw this.

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we only do it with steak this guy is on a whole other level with his raw chicken bacteriomancy

I'm pretty sure it happens because you aren't in super deep sleep and can tell that your legs aren't actually moving, so you feel like its hard to run.

Being a dick to people isn't entertainment.

>Sgt. Rock.WebM

Green guy doing nothing but getting fucked up will always make me laugh

What game?

He's not even remotely being a dick though, and the body language and general reaction of the spic shows that he doesn't have this impression either. That's where I and others ITT know you're autistic.

Joke's on you, my therapist says I'm not.

>dead nigger

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Vegans are retarded enough that it wouldn't be wild for someone to make a serious comic like this.
It did make me wonder what elephant tastes like though

>needing therapy
Autism's an umbrella term for "socially fucked up". Which, considering you pay a therapist, you are.

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He suplexed orange at least.

The only autistic here is you for, after like five responses, not understanding that you're being trolled by an equally retarded autist.

>Phalanx Mexican Localization

She actually did explain why so I know that's not how it works. And don't worry about my wallet because wagies pay for me.

heh

>my therapist says I'm not.
That's hard to believe.
Therapists usually go along the lines of "Well, autism is a broad spectrum, so while the test says you are not,..."
Otherwise they'd lose their job, after all.

Butt out, loser.

Guess I'm just that not autistic then

WATCHING THE DAYS GO BY

>Falanges

Strive to be more autistic, show the other autists that you're the supreme definition of autism and should bow before you.

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