LMAOO ! epic gamer moment!!!

pizza hut is like ashes in your mouth. it looks good but then you eat it and you taste nothing
I know people shit on papa johns but at least they try to taste like pizza

Have sex

Post the comic

>Xd look at me i'm pointing out that corporations are doing the how do you do fellow kids thing! fuck the bigwigs and fatcats!
nobody gives a fuck you twitter browsing zoomers. suck my ass

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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Have sex

Is that a Hitman reference?

Yeah, I did, with your mom last night

I ordered a pizza from papa johns and there was a live cockroach in my box
Never again

Wrong thread retard

with lolis?

Pizza Hut is like the McDonald's of pizza. Cheap, and permanently grafted into American culture. Much like Folger's """coffee""", the vast majority of Americans will still prefer cheap fake burgers and pizza.

Make me.

I remember being one of the first million or so users to have a Twitter account. It's so strange as someone who doesn't use it at all see what it's become. Some of the most followed Twitter users back in the day were a lot of geek/tech guys who had an internet following like Kevin Rose. Now it's all politics, celebrities and shilling. It's quite sad.

LOL! Now those sure are some wacky tweets! Glad to see corporations have a sense of humor and can even meme! Makes me want to buy their products!

Sony wins again

Only if it's with cute cunny

You first

& pizza

I have never bought pizza hut or used Twitter. I only bought a used ps2.

Based

& Knuckles

Why are you so hateful

How do I respond without sounding upset?

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ya got me

pretty sure even zoomers cringe at this, you can only captivate them as a massive corporation by talking positively about trannies these days

>OHHH EEEMMMM GEEEEEEE THATS SO FRIGGIN COOOLL XDDD #GAMER #PIZZA #PS4

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who are you quoting

>Sony
>Video games
I don't think so.
Did you mean Movies and Censorship?

Xbox

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A-and fuck niggers!!

>no girugamesh

Fucking fake gamer brands

Arcade TMNT remake confirmed?

GIRUGAMESH

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Ah. I was 2/3 wrong. My bad and carry on

This really is the perfect response to idiots on Yea Forums

I bet you praise le gaben

i want to go back

right? like the fuck is wrong with this busy body ass nigga? kek

& Cunny

Xbox

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Video games.

OMG CORPORATIONS ARE ALL EVIL I'M SO SMART SHHIIIIIT FUCK CAPITALISM, THE PEOPLE REPLYING ARE THE BIG CEOS THEMSELVES!!!!111!!!11 LITERALLY EVERYONE IS AN NPC LOOOOLLLL

Pepsi for Pizza

Xox

TURN ON CNN
PROJARED JUST JUST WENT

Good pizza, good cockroach, papa johns

this but unironically

What was 461673576?

t.pizzahut

I have never had pizza from a chain that I enjoyed.

Xle

Video Games

Yeah, but McDonald's quality also tends to fit its price. Pizza Hut is overpriced for what you get.

Do you eat why you vidya Yea Forums? For the most parrt I dont. But sometimes I do order a pizza when im really into a game, and so I eat it. Pizza hut though, is greasy, so I use a fork to save my controller. I've been told that using a fork to eat pizza is gay though....

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I really fucking hate when corporations try to humanize themseleves on twitter.

It's at least passable when fictional characters tweet, but what the fuck personality would a nike twitter person be/have? Fuck that

why not?

Why can the PR person not have fun once awhile with their shitty job?

Is this like the Xbox thing but more forced?

And none of these makes games

THEY SAID THE THING

Fuck Wendy's for popularizing this shit

i also complain about the people that organize to make the things i want

>its a 'pr guy posted the unabomber manifesto and goes on a rant' episode

WTF NINTENBROS??!??!???

I thought Sonic did?

No I like to watch something while I eat. Never really liked to eat while playing games. And I don't care, I eat with a fork and knife if pizza is too greasy and/or the crust isn't firm enough to hold it properly

Use napkins.

No, Sonic's twitter is just chucklefuck shit, Wendy's started the oh-so-relatable shitposting and tweeting about things that have nothing to do with their brand

BASED

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sonic's twitter is actually funny, this is just shitty ironic humor

thank god for twitter and pizza hut bringing us all those great games

>block ads on twitter
>get ps4 for free and pirate games
>make my own pizza
What now nerd

Corporations replaced Religion in america. Look at this shit eating, imagine unironically defending Sony a company that has currently violated 8 Japanese corporation laws as great. Imagine unironically shilling for Ford, which shipped most production for their 4 door vehicles to china. Defending and shilling online for McDonalds. What a clusterfuck 2000-2020 has been.

how many of my nation's laws have you violated, pablo

Lrn2usecommas

get out, you reddit shit eating north american pavement ape

Let me live out my cyberpunk fantasies, it's not like I've got much left anyway

AND GAYMEN

Shitpost

FUCK BRANDS, FUCK CONSUMERISM, FUCK MONEY, AND FUCK JANNIES

>Do you eat why you vidya Yea Forums?
whatever fucking shit I can find and shove in my mouth tbqh

You're in for major disappointment if you think our dystopia is going to be the cool cyberpunk dystopia.

The point still stands.

Also

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have sex

sometimes, but the only pepsico products i consume are rolled oats and the occasional pepsi max
i get pizza from a local greek restaurant, because chain pizza is shit

for starters, cyberpunk was written by tech illiterates, so they have no conception of energy density

in a years time these accounts will all be AI controlled and it will just be endless loop of corporations memeing eachother over and over and over

Nobody's perfect!

>troglodyte third worlder cant into basic punctuation

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Who makes these?

>and never once blame the govt that causes all of these problems because I am a successfully bodysnatched sheep.

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