When did you realize that Oblivion NPC were more realistic than real life NPC?

If being an npc makes you a billionaire then I wanna be one

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ZUCKS TAKING HIM OFFLINE
DONT DO IT ZUCK

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I will try this "toast", fellow humans

one of the main reasons is that he has no fucking eyebrows
he should just paint some on like women do

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What’s scary is that that guy is now basically spokesperson for the entire internet.
What he says, goes.

What is it with rich people and shit interior design?
That gold trim on everything is shit

>grabs the hot as fuck toast with bare hands
>just eats the plain toast without anything
>that nervous standing
Too bad you can't buy charisma

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If anything Zuck is the player and we're the NPCs.

toast? god i love toast!

I swear he acts nothing like a human and looks nothing like one.

What the fuck is he?

>noticestheheroofkvatch.jpg

When you're rich like Zuk, your bread tastes so good that it doesn't need anything on it. Some bakers get livid if you put anything on their bread.

Something more.

he's one of the lizard people, come on user it's obvious once you know what to look for

why is jesse eisenberg at the kremlin

what games let me drink water

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>zuk

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HE EATS TOAST WHILE STANDING IN HIS KITCHEN
HES JUST LIKE US

cmon zucc gimme the succ

>Some bakers get livid if you put anything on their bread
Why are professionals such insufferable, uptight faggots.

>be a master at what you do
>spend years perfecting your craft
>spend money on best ingredients and equipment to produce mastercraft product
>people treat your work like shit

youtube.com/watch?v=5DyOwSCNkOY

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>Getting uppity about fucking bread
The day of the guillotine can't come fast enough

>spend years making a game
>people make mods for it
>REEEEE

Why doesn't Zucc microdose TRT just like Bezos or Tusk and the rest of them?

Zuckerberg is autistic

So he's one of us?

What do you think he does all day?

Does he spend his days browsing people's Facebooks and private messages?
Do you think he has a voyeur fetish?

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Mmm, toasted bread. Quite nourishing.

He looks awkward as fuck but this is why

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I imagine that's half the reason he made it in the first place

When you're the zucc you don't need need pretentious shit like charisma, charm, or natural human mannerisms.

Are you retarded,dude ?
That's the palais de l'elysee.