I'm so fucking horny for art hoes...

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

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Go have some sex then.

seek professionaru help desu

have sex

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Literally same

Go to a university and join the philosophy club like I did.

based

nobody reads Saveur except middle age moms, you need to work on your pasta son

We just had this fuckin' thread.

stop watching so much porn incel and maybe you will realize women are more than masturbation material

same

just be attractive bro

Based

yeah but pic related is hotter now

Not video games
Stop making these threads

they are fun to fuck but huge mental issues and would probably lower your IQ into the negatives over time

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>so what films do you like
>"pulp fiction :)"
it's like they all just google "good movies"

i guess you could say that she got mindfucked

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yeah ima need a name on that chick

>retarded yanks think 'ya'll' is some sort of tumblr/sjw speech
brainlets

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are there qts there?

artchicks don't like pulp fiction anymore dumbass, now it's all about frances ha and ladybird.
i swear it's this board's cultural references fizzled out after 2009.

shhhh....

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what music do i pretend i like to fuck an art hoe