*steals your heart*
*steals your heart*
Ryan Fisher
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James Rodriguez
Remember tali'zorah Yea Forumsas normandy? I wish I didn't
James Davis
Benjamin Thompson
*steals your heart*
*is trapped in the worst game*
Jack Jackson
>Mass Effect 2 was 9 years ago
what have I done with my life
Brayden Bell
Friendly daily reminder:
>Gas all talicancers
>Gas their whole smelly thieving gypsy race, while we at it
>Gas femturs too
>Liara best waifu
>Jack second, Samara third. Miranda acceptable. Rest of them absolutely not.
>Talking about Andromeda should be punishable by death, it never happened.
Hackett out.
Ayden Ramirez
Not helping develop science so you could have your own quarian gf
Isaac Phillips
Liara is the stalebread and spoiled butter of waifus.
Brandon Stewart
Please proceed to the nearest gas chamber, filthy gypsy lover.
Connor Edwards
she works only because there is no face. it's same deal as with abstract art and anime, it works only because you imagine your personal ideal.
Jeremiah Anderson
*shoots stealing nigger*
*let's fleet and entire race get blown up*
Nothin personnel Talicucks
Camden Jenkins
>implying Liara isn't as shit as Tali
Enjoy raising your wife's daughters and then having her go ride the dick carousel some more after you die cuck.
Kevin Sullivan
>after you die
Like I care.
Michael Barnes
So what you're saying is love blinds us all?
James Torres
And that's why you're a cuck.
Eli Adams
Yes
Michael Long
DELETE
Andrew Carter
>he somehow implies that human females won't do exactly the same thing
John Robinson
No
Ayden James
Is this what the average Talifag looks like?
Eli Baker
It's friday. Who's up for some ME3 multiplayer tonight?
Josiah Nelson
Can I come with you? I want out.
Oliver Murphy
>letting your waifu outlive you in the first place
Maximum cuck
Daniel Kelly
cursed image
Jose Jackson
I have yet to see a single male Shepard that did not look absolutely atrocious.
John Ward
Most of human women outlive their men too, they just live longer.
Asher Jones
>Fucks Garrus if you don't fuck her
Great loyal waifu there. Bet she takes bird dick behind your back regardless
Mason Gutierrez
I thought about putting up for a month of Xbox Live so I could play it again.
Elijah Sanders
No, of course not. Just me.
Nolan Collins
Do not forget she offers you a threesome. Disgusting slut.
Parker Anderson
The default one.
Owen Ramirez
What does she look like under the mask, canonically? No I don't mean that shitty 30s stock photo edit Bioware put in ME3
Ryan Foster
Mason Sullivan
user...
Isaac Clark
Thats why you make sure that doesn't happen cuckie.
Leo Morales
what time?
Josiah Kelly
How
Caleb Lewis
more like steals your tech you fucking suit rat sympathiser
Ryan Williams
She's a hairy catgirl, I mean you have this huge sci-fi universe that seems to have no furry races at all? I don't think so, she's a cat girl and she has a tail.
Caleb Gutierrez
She's a lizard
Jacob Gonzalez
I wonder what quarian handjobs feel like, with 3 fingers only in each hand, would they use both?
Jordan Brooks
You know how, you're just too afraid to do it. If you go down you take them with you.
Adrian Cook
Pretty shitty, the more fingers you have more firm the grip is.
Carson Cook
Why do I have the feeling you are a guy who doesn't wear trousers in his relationship.
Michael Hughes
Aren't her digits considerably thicker than a normal human finger though?
Cooper Jones
A quarian handjob is actually fingerfucking the urethra
They had to invent onaholes before they could come close to regular, human handjobs
Joseph Roberts
I love her hips
Sebastian Garcia
Angel Martinez
My FemShep was an a spacer sole survivor, who met and fell in love with Liara in the first game.
The build up towards the love scene before the assault on the Citadel was fucking amazing, one of the greatest emotional things I've ever seen in a video game.
In Mass Effect 2, I played FemShep pretty different, following on from the intro sequence of the game where she and a shitload of the Normandy crew die, far more towards renegade, taking no shit from anyone, and most importantly fucking anyone who moved.
Miranda, Tali, Jack, Jacob, even Crewman Chambers.
It wasn't until the Shadowbroker DLC that the whole emotional journey paid off. I shed a few tears playing that mission.
John Morris
Jacob Smith
>I shed a few tears playing that mission.
Me too.
I can't believe Liara was stupid enough to believe the most incompetent terrorists out there could bring us back.