Can you bear to see the planet suffer... Cloud?
Can you bear to see the planet suffer... Cloud?
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Sexy fat cosplay thread?
OP's pic is thicc and sexy and curvy
yours are just disgusting
I can’t bear the sight of niggers
>sexy and fat in the same sentence
ffs user what
You just have shit taste, user.
same
luckily its a cute nigger
thankfully she's black and I'd let her sit on my face
Are you okay OP?
OOO JENOVA YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRT
>Sephiqua
ya know? i'd hit that.
still, since this is yet another 'FFVIIR hate/Tifagging' thread, do we have images of FFVIIAC tifa? im sure thats the tifa we are gonna get for R.
she looks like she fucks white boys
stop posting hamplanets
Latifa art is pretty nice too
Nerdy Black Chicks are fucking kino. Black weebs are pretty bro tier, too.
She looks like she exclusively fucks white guys.
Damn, I'm racist but I would betray the white race for this cutie. I can't help it, lads, I love black women so much.
>black weeb girls only date whites and asians
>non black weeb girls are almost always trash
feels bad
I like this thread.
Veni
Veni
Veniggas
>tfw no qt3.14 black weeb gf
Her neck is surprisingly thin. I mean, when you compare it to the rest of the body.
YIKES
looks like she's wearing a life size fat suit
isn't she?
>you will never marry a nerdy black girl and go to conventions together with her and your mixed daughter
Yea Forums is fucking retarded
she looks like CWC
Mmm, I'd love to drive a meteor into her lifestream. And by Meteor, I mean my dick.
Why do blacks have better taste in games than whites?
Name?
Wanna titfuck her
thicc?
What does it matter, you've never get to.
The best part of black weeb chicks is that they're always into the same degenerate hentai manga as you or highly susceptible to getting into it.
But I wanna
Because they tend to favor jap games
But what if I'm into things like hand holding, and getting married and having lots of baby making sex then raising s happy and healthy family?
I lob you
This shit sucked
sauce
Based and sadpilled
Gib SAUCE
welp, now I want to colonise cute nerdy black chicks.
nigger gib sauce
Shut up, Niggeroth
Thank you for letting us all know that you're dyslexic.
Every time I see this bitch she makes me want to vomit, as a black guy.
>cute black weeb girls are one of the smallest demographics despite being the best
It's not fair bros
More for us high-test, big dick white men.
Like any woman, a chicken needs to be in a relaxed and receptive mood before you can successfully have sex with it. If you do not make sure of this, you will end up covered in scratches and peck marks in locations that will be hard to explain. Gently pick the chicken up in both hands and stroke it slowly, so that it becomes accustomed to sitting in your hand. Making soft clucking noises is also a good seduction tip.
Get your penis nice and lubricated, and place the head at the entry of the chicken butt. I'm calling it a butt, but it acts as a vagina, an anus, and a urethra all in one (actually, chickens only have one form of elimination). You need to be erect when you do this, because otherwise, it will be hard to enter your new girlfriend.
Slowly push your penis inside the chicken. You should have one hand on the neck of the bird, just below the head, so that it cannot peck you. The other hand may need to hold the feet to prevent scratching. Try to keep the bird as calm as you can as you do this.
If a chicken butt can accomodate a Grade AAA egg, it can expand to fit your dick, albeit somewhat tightly. However, the butt is not all that deep, and you will hit bottom fairly quickly. Don't try and push the limits here, just be glad that you're getting some.
If you want, you can wait for your chicken to calm down. However, you're never going to get much play from the bird either way, so you might as well go ahead and fuck it. Use short, gentle strokes.
OPTIONAL:If you have plenty of chickens, or if you are hungry, or if it's just come time to break up with your chicken, then you can make your last night a memorable one by slitting the bird's throat at the moment of your orgasm. This will cause some strong twitching that can add some spice to your experience.
And that's all there is to it! Have fun. And remember: chickens carry salmonella, which is transmitted from the anus to the mouth.
One day.
Maybe not on this lifetime, maybe not even in the next one, but someday we will all get her.
One day.
sephirothot