Go through the game not really giving a fuck about the Nilfgardians or the Temerians

BASED

she literally cucks him with one of the other witchers. it comes up when they get sauced at the keep.
i have to be honest, that looks fucking awful rofl and the glasses/hair don't do you any favors either

pleb tastes m8s

Considering Geralt has fucked more than half of the Northern Realms at this point, a few monsters included, I guess it's fair.

my geralt was a volcel and in the end he got to spend more time with ciri. reject the succubi, faggot.

There's literally not one moment in TW3 where Yen acts unreasonable. Literally not one.

Wait, the kaer morhen drinking quest shows that one of the other Witchera fucked triss?

Triss knew that Geralt and Yen were soulmates, and when Geralt came back from the dead she intentionally never mentioned Yen to him and just tried to fuck him herself.

reminder that every mage used to be fat and ugly and cover it up with magic

yeah, but the guy doesn't actually outright say it, he just alludes to it.

>There's literally not one moment in TW3 where Yen acts unreasonable. Literally not one.
>"Yen, I lost my memory"
>YEAH WHATEVA GERRY FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU AINT GETTIN DIS YOU AINT NO MAN

>make fun of her
>she teleports you away to a few hundred meters above a lake

So what? Soul mates is a spook, she wanted someone and she took him. Geralt wanted her too, he wasn't tricked. Yen's a cunt anyway.

Correct, since she acts unreasonable the entire game and not just during moments of it.

dafuk is this gay shit?

>magic's gone™
>BUT HOW?! HOW THIS COULD BE?

Just post the pasta already

God I hope Cyberpunk won't disappoint

What I hated about The Witcher 3 is the fact that your armor, the good armor, stayed at it's current level and didn't level up at all. I understand it's an RPG and everything but shit, Geralt's default armor is pure kino.

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Armor kino

5. Legendary Viper
4. Grandmaster Ursine
3. Ornate Robe
2. Grandmaster Feline
1. Ravix of Fourhorn armor

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>not manticore
pleb

You get an upgrade of it in HoS in case you missed that.

viper doesnt look exactly like default armor

I consider that a TW1 armor.

>Geralt's default armor is pure kino.
It's awful, tho.

She doesn't do that though.
Ok, so she only acts like a bitch if you treat her like shit. Why does that make you not like her?
No you're just a pathetic faggot who unironically cannot handle a real woman

>She doesn't do that though.
Now who's making shit up

Play with the No Levels mod. CDPR spent so much time making a good open world, story based action adventure they forgot to think about whether or not cRPG mechanics made any fucking sense at all for the game. No they absolutely do not. Witcher 3 is an action-adventure game, not and RPG, and the RPG mechanics hinder the core design of the game.

>a real woman
You can keep your real woman.

Why the fuck would I spend my time with a cunt when there's a redhead who's nothing but nice to me all the time? Triss helped me burn down an entire witchhunter guild and tortured a guy so I could get info, the fuck did Yen ever do but bitch and open portals?

Post the scene where Yen does or says anything remotely like what you typed.

youtube.com/watch?v=SrWtXUTnxJQ

Yen doesn't bitch at you in TW3 though. She cares about finding Ciri. She does a really good job of helping out you in Skellige. You spend all your time in novigrad helping Triss out with her problems.

This is only if you dump her though. Again, she's only a bitch if you treat her like shit. I don't really see the problem with that. She even said that she doesn't want to confront Geralt about the issue. If she ran up to him being mad about it this would be completely different. In this scenario Geralt is asking Yen to be OK with him and triss. Why should she? She didn't lose her memory, so of course here feelings are hurt. She's allowed that. No, she's not allowed to then treat Geralt like trash simply because of that but she doesn't. She's trying to keep her distance but Geralt there basically walks up to her and provokes her. I don't see how she's such a bad person from this.

Based.

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When I was getting really overpowered I began wearing whatever I wanted. Was rocking the gold armor from toussaint in the end.

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Putting Geralt in plate armor should be a punishable offence

Yen is best mommy

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Looks like a man you low T soiboi

Sorceresses are the first trannies too.

sauce

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Just thinking about having to apply the oils and tinctures and going through those shitty menues makes me want to kill myself

there were way too many consumables in this game. i didn't fully figure them out until the very last dlc, mostly because i couldn't be bothered.

Was just about to replay because of this thread.

And now I'm not because of your post.

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That particular webm, not the game itself, you silly joker

It's the reason why I've never finished the game. The UI and the fucking buff activation annoyed me to no end.

that's bitchin', what mod?