You will never see your blue little girl growing

>fucking
its an asari, """sex""" with them is just some light touching and then they subconsciously read your mind and steal all your memories and traits

It's not stealing if you let them have those

That's their reproduction. I'm talking about fucking.

I think Garrus and Tali hook up, if you don't romance either.

That pairing came out of nowhere

I wish Liara was real

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>You'll never see a little blue girl take massive Krogan cock

you literally answered your own question there

But I have seen a little blue girl murdered by horse cock

Sparrow?

Naturally

For me it's Ash.

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>ywn drink a bowl full of futa asari cum
why even live

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Literally made for Krogan cock

So why do we need to get naked for it?

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>SO GOOD

Based.

>didn't give a shit about her in ME
>comes back in ME3 as a big booty bitch
>m-maybe I should consider

Just kidding, of course Tali was best waifu

When I was younger I was very i'll and sick often, so I kinda clinged to Tali and got through the game with her.

Now im healty as I can be(thats nothing to brag about) and I still waifu that bitch

>biowarecucks

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Just looked up the artist. He makes cute stuff.

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they can brain fuck you while you physically fuck

Nah dude if you're happy being healthy and it means something to you then you should absolutely brag about it.

What the fuck is Rib Biceps doing touching my wife like that?

Of course that's something to brag about, if you're actually healthy
Good job user

>huggybear

Post the uncensored version.

I wonder if there would individuals who freeze themselves so they can do just that. thaw every tenth day or so to spend it with your wife and child(ren) aging a tenth of your speed, so you can be around them when they grow up.

>genetic line ended
Great job retard.

>Fuck space squid
>Shits out another space squid that looks nothing like you and will end up making another space squid
Truly a red pill that shoots past retarded race mixers head like a giant billboard.

im going to fuck my asari daughter!

Because I need to create the ultimate being and my dick demands it.

Yea, you will literally never see her growing. Asari age so slowly and live so long compared to humans that she'll still be a little girl long after you're dead.

>the species continues without you
No big loss

well thats not how dna works faggot, so never ever alien baby for you.

Your DNA has nothing to do with how Asari clone themselves

>permanently throwing away your human genes
It's either Jack or Ashley for me. Gotta expand the human race.

Everyone always gave us Ash shit for "being racist" but I always liked her.

Shame ME has no virgins, but a tomboy military brat is good enough.

>shepard
>romance
No time for that.

>Shame ME has no virgins
Tali. Liara.

I think it's nice since it shows that the crew doesn't live in a vacuum but can interact with each other. Of course since Tali is my girl that never happened but still.

There are days of downtime between the missions in ME1, there's plenty of time for that

>Asari
>virgins

Tali maybe, but busting a nut in her literally can kill her.

Fucking tau

desu I would smash a blue fish girl with very dangerous mechs.

Asari don't reproduce via DNA mixing. They basically only use their own DNA and atop of that use sort of an "imprint" from the partner for some sort of biological "random number generator" to mix their own DNA into an offspring.

Shit's super bullshit but "very loosely possible on a technicality"

The Tau have evolved quickly, leading to huge deficits and weaknesses in their physiology. use these facts to your advantage and you will prevail

+ Tau have hollow bones. Their limbs break easily under little applied pressure

+ Tau have poor eyesight. Anything over ten meters away is always a blur

+ Tau are frighted by fire

+ Tau are frighted by water

+ Tau are frighted by thunder

Xenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to them

Tau have udders, short tails above the base of the spine, and they excrete enormous amount of methane gas, especially when they are stressed

They chew cud for approximately four hours a day. When involved in this disgusting habit their metabolism and reflexes slow down, making them very vulnerable to attack

Tau are herd creatures that panic easily. Their usual response to stressful situations is either wail and lie face down on the ground with their hand over their heads, or run around in circles hoping to confuse their aggressor.

In battle, the Tau are disorganized and cowardly. They fight from a distance and their poor aim makes this tactic ineffective.

To compensate for their poor eyesight, they have developed acute hearing. Their eardrums are so sensitive that if you make a large enough noise (for example, shouting the Litany of death) it causes deafness and immediate confusion.

The Tau are naturally hairless and find hirsute people unnerving

>("As*ri beauty")

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Ash being wary of other species made complete sense.

Shitty propaganda, try again human.

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Imagine having a daughter

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This one is great.

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