Korea time

NO KOREA TIME LIKE THE PRESENT
KSL IS BACK AND THIS ONE'S A FUCKIN' DOOZY

>Last vs Rain (PvT, bo5, winner advances)
>Jaedong vs Stork (PvZ, bo5, loser is eliminated)
TASTOSIS CASTING
GET THE FUCK IN HERE, THIS MAY BE YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SEE JAEDONG PLAY BROOD WAR

twitch.tv/starcraft

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twitch.tv/videos/422472646
youtube.com/user/WCSStarCraft/videos
twitch.tv/videos/422472647
liquipedia.net/starcraft/2009_Pokerstrategy.com_TSL
clips.twitch.tv/AlertSilkyAmazonGingerPower
youtube.com/watch?v=Nmqs_6CBzcU
youtube.com/watch?v=Lijqh3Cpqpc
twitch.tv/settings/connections
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Assignment due at midnight dawgs (4 hours 24 mins time)
But I'm in

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2nd FOR JD BEING A CUTE!!!!!
JD FIGHTING!!!!!

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Guys, you gotta give your energy to Jaedong. This is it guys. Make it happen.

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Good news is Stork is just as washed up, so JD actually stands a chance.

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>hummus and crackers
>water
>rice and beans
My body is ready.

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Are you taking summer classes?

>Jaekdong vs Stork

The fuck. Is it 2009 again?

We're only in May...

The frustrating part is that JD is not washed up, but rather he's made big improvements. But he's gone from washed up to mid-tier. He just can't reach the same heights of his past, and the top players stomp him.

So he exists in this gamer limbo where he's too good to quit, but he can't win anything.

Stork is legit washed up.

Rapid actually hangs out with Tasteless. They're friends.

Semester 1, Australia.

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>We're only in May...

My uni has three semesters, and they ended in April. I have nothing to do until Sept.

Or are you actually a high school kid?

CAST YOUR PREDICTIONS
>Last vs Rain
Last all the way, baby!
>Jaedong vs Stork
Easy, Jaedong.

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Soething about Rain I don't like. Maybe he looks too much like a smug pop idol?

Mind and Last should switch bodies, since Mind is a decent, but not great player, but he looks like a brainy nerd. Last visually doesn't make any impact on me, and he doesn't look as good as he is.

>Last vs Rain
Last wins
>Jaedong vs Stork
Stork wins. JD isn't that great these days.

>Stork wins. JD isn't that great these days.

We're talking about Stork. A few seasons ago in ASL he let a no-name Toss player get like 26 kills in his base. In the thread, I described Stork's body as slumping over, allowing his opponent to win.

>JD isn't that great these days.
Normally I would agree but I honestly think JD can stomp all over Stork.
>Maybe he looks too much like a smug pop idol?
He's cute, no bully.

Let's talk about that crazy game last night FourGG played.

That night overall was pretty lame, but that nonsense game made up for it.

lol his name is dong

>tfw having to ACHTSHULLY fags who called DongRaeGu "the dong" in SC2

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Deakin?

Rain 3-2
Jaedong 3-1
It's less that he can't reach the same heights, but more that the field of competition is much more stacked. Same can be said of Flash, who failed to win the last two ASLs iirc

nah

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I feel bad for anyone who stopped watching because they expected a free-0

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>Couldn't watch it live yesterday because I was babysitting my 4 year old nephew and that casual doesn't care about broodwar
>remember to watch the vod like 12 hours later
>turns out it ends with the greatest game in the universe
god damn

Why do you assume that every institution across the globe uses the same format as the individual one you currently attend?

>WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
Jesus Christ I can't wait for the ASL music again

Guys JD's wrists need your help. Send them your energy!

Fight until you DIE BY THE BLADE OF THE ONE YOU HATE

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GOD I MISS YOU LIKE HELL
I WAS LOST I CAN TELL
FOR THE HEART CAN BE BLIND AND FROZEN!

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Wait, for real? I actually had to tune out after the ZvZ since i had to drive and send my sister somewhere. Guess it's time to load up the VODs later. I trust you folks ain't lying and the games were really great.

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tastosis themselves both said it was the best game of the entire ksl

It was amazing. I hope nobody spoils it for you before you see it.

Pure kino

>JAILDONG

you missed a great game followed by one of the craziest games of all time

Don't dismiss the series on how bad the first few games are. The final game is one of the coolest games i've ever seen. ever. Old korea time, new korea time.

>WE ARE YOUNG
>WE ARE STRONG
>BORN IN THIS WORLD WHEN IT ALL FALLS APART

Any VOD better than this right now?
twitch.tv/videos/422472646

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I was on the edge of my seat. I've never seen anything like it. One of the tensest games I've ever. They were in uncharted territory.

I was spoiled by who won because of the time left on the vod and it was still a super tense and fun game for me, I was leaning forward completely focused on what was going on.

You're just reminding me how handsome Young Nick was. Now he's a bloated mess retracing the life of Orson Welles without the writing/acting/directing talent (so just eating and wit).

Download a program like Twitch Leecher and put the video in the search. It lets you download it as a local file and watch it in MPC or whatever media player you use.
It's also much quicker since it downloads it in small chunks at the same time

Nope, you can wait until it gets uploaded here: youtube.com/user/WCSStarCraft/videos
Twitch VODs aren't a death sentence anymore so I'd just watch it

Can anyone link that crazy ZvZ?

From last night?
twitch.tv/videos/422472647

Yea Forums introduced me to competitive Korean Starcraft. I missed the Star Invitational, which I beliee was the first thing Tasteless casted in Korea, but I saw all three seasons of the Avertec Intel-Classic.

The whole concept of "e-sports" was novel to me. The idea that Koreans of all people were playing Starcraft and putting it on tv and filling up stadiums? That was nuts. And there was an English caster so it was so easy to get into.

I ducked out after GOMTV moved to SC2, since I never cared for that game. Then in 2016, I saw a random Yea Forums thread talking about the return of BW. Tasteless was accompanied by some pasty nerd guy I never saw. ("Tastosis" started with SC2, Nick had multiple partners before). I grew to love Artosis too.

Now we're 6 seasons into ASL, and two into KSL. My god it's been three years since the return, and 12 since I started watching.

mmmmmm drobes

Looks like the terrain is favorable to carriers, haven't seen it all though

Last eating shit rn

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>tfw I can't watch Korea time with you bros today
Have fun lads

gg

Yay for Last.

>A terran other than flash can actually beat carriers
holy shit
protoss on suicide watch

How did Last win? Rain hit hard first match and killed 80% of the tanks. Few minutes later it's like nothing happened and Rain had a huge army with 2-1.

>Maek carriers
>Not win
The absolute conclave of Rain

does that mean rain is a shit?

gg

what was up with the interceptors there? That was weird.

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>Nick says it doesn't make sense interceptors get full HP when they come back

Carriers are just floating factories for interceptors. When they return they get repaired or replaced.

2-1 is a powerful upgrade to unupgraded Carriers. I think he literally just killed all the interceptors and there was only a trickle that rain was desperately trying to use to fight with as they were being made.

Rain lost too many probes and didn't kill any SCVs. Also fighting uphill against the tanks was not very smart.

Jiji?

use mpv or bakamplayer or something like that to watch. Way easier to make screenshots.

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the harrasment probably and the time spent idling by Rain probably evened up the counts. Plus, 2-1 is some kind of shit

>peacock
>fireworks
>doves
what background would fit for nick & dan?

Generally it is considered an "even" game if protoss is 1 base ahead of terran.
But in this game last got his 2nd up at the same time as Rain, and his 3rd was not much later than Rain's.

Rain invested a lot in carrier tech while all of Last's income went directly into army (and upgrades), so Last's army was stronger.

The big engagement on the hill also worked unbelievably well in Last's favor. He only had like 6 vults and 3 gollies who held off 12+ speedlots. If those speedlots managed to melee the tanks it wouldve been a whole different story.

>"Tastosis" started with SC2, Nick had multiple partners before
Actually it started a little bit before starcraft 2 released, but they were already practiced as "Tastosis" by the time sc2 tourneys were happening.

been meaning to set that up something like that again, used to watch the stream through livestreamer+vlc

Lightning

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Jiji

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>forward 11 rax
NICE NICE NICE
KINO KINO KINO

Dude, you can't just post picture of -that- guy.

>Actually it started a little bit before starcraft 2 released, but they were already practiced as "Tastosis" by the time sc2 tourneys were happening.

Last season of GOMTV's Avertec Intel Classic was Tasteless and Super Danielman. It went Nick Solo season 1, Nick + Lil Susy, and Nick and Super Danielman.

"Tastosis" never did Broodwar before SC2.

early zealot rush too OP

RIP Last

liquipedia.net/starcraft/2009_Pokerstrategy.com_TSL

Artosis was in code S of the first GSL though, so that's highly unlikely.

fuck toss niggers

gg

>dat scv holding the scarab

boss SCV just throwing himself on that scarab like a grenade about to blow up on his friends

Hey man, don't need to shame niggers like that.

>the bomb has been defused

>that reaver

poor caterpillar, you'll be popping drobes in that big mineral line in the sky

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Are you people actually good at this game? I sure as hell am not

I have literally never played this game in my life.

I've never played the game. It's easy enough to understand most of what's going on just from watching.

sure I could stomp all these gay ass (h)ell nerds with one hand

I played through the singleplayer when I was a small child

I can't even beat the single-player campaign. Well, I can get all the way up to the last zerg mission in BW, but fuck me then

I am actually trash....

FIGHT UNTIL YOU DIE BY THE BLADE OF THE ONE YOU HATE

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I understand it better than the "pros" I just don't have the autism to practice

I've beat the campaign many times and sometimes i play vs ai but i get destroyed everytime i play against real people

I used to only play custom matches on battle.net when I was younger (like 12).
There were some good fucking custom maps , I remember one where everyone was DBZ characters. I haven't played BW for like 10+ years

Never played, only a bit of SC2 years ago. Want to pick it up to do the single player at some point, I don't have time to learn the multiplayer.

I've beaten the campaign, same with warcraft 3. But I'm horrible at multiplayer, as soon as i have to juggle microing my units and doing shit back in my base i get flustered and forget stuff. I get too focused on microing my units and forget my production. I know if i bothered to stick at it i would get over the hump but i can't be bothered devoting the time to actually getting good.

I have won one game on the ladder

>BW zerg campaign
I wanted to fucking die.
>20 minute time limit
>Trying to get my fuckers onto that island in the middle
>it's populated solely by full energy high templars, reavers and unlimited observers
fuck that mission

we could use a man like you over at
www.teamliquid.net

oh god no, not really

I crushed friends and friends of friends in our ffa games, but I was never really good. I know the units, I know the basics of micro(during a lan I had friends take the lords name in vain when they were taken out and watched my micro, so my apm is probably good for casuals) and macro, but I have no real strats
If I got remastered and laddered I'd have a humiliating experience.

I only got through the single player as a kid because I used cheats.

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I played my nephew and the score screen told me my APM was 35.

He casted that tourney, yes. Check VODs.
clips.twitch.tv/AlertSilkyAmazonGingerPower
Also they still did BW tourneys.
Does anyone remember those threads where we tried to ask questions for the interviews, but we gave Artosis and Tasteless funny names to say?

Why did they change the adbreaks from after every 2nd game to every game? It was perfect before

>RAIN MICRO ON THAT DRAGOON

>Does anyone remember those threads where we tried to ask questions for the interviews, but we gave Artosis and Tasteless funny names to say?
youtube.com/watch?v=Nmqs_6CBzcU

youtube.com/watch?v=Lijqh3Cpqpc

Pretty sure they are just trying to milk this for as much money as possible.

>another question from poopfeast420, sorry guys he has really good questions

>sorry guys, he's got a lot of good questions
that always kills me, that he'd have such a good troll name, and then just ask genuinely good questions

>TSLdrugdealer
>bootysmackarack
>grackfields420
>poopfeast420
i miss it

HUUUUUNGRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

gg

reaver good unit

MMMMMMMM DANKS

easy there caterpillar
I think you've had enough drobes for now

Gotta love drops man...

>i make reaber

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NO WRAITH! NO FUCKING WRAITH?!

MMMMM BARINES

me drob reber :DD

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I play like 15-20 games per week, 1650mmr

calm down Rain

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>i no maek wraith

Whaaat!?

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Is "I maek _______" the most reposted sentence in Korea Time threads.

holy fuck that reaver was incredible, that was some of the most dynamite wiggler abuse i've seen since snow bullied soulkey in PvZ

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>NookieCookie
Oh shit that one was me!
lol

right up there with HUNGRY and MMMMM

wow last looks like you totally rekt me with that rush
oh wait

if he maek reaber, you maek wraith. Last brought that on himself by not fucking making a wraith immediately after that dropship

Who's the show me the money caster?

90% sure the Reaver is meant to be a defensive unit, and to act as a siege machine.

>"What if you combo'd the Reaver with a shuttle and turned them into some super fast kil crazy machine of death?

This never occured to the devs. Wonder who figured this out!?

I remembered someone asking what a player was gonna do if a photon cannon was pushed up his back side

just cripple his economy and lose anyway because toss makes one unit

Anyone know what the fuck this announcer pack coomercial says?

yeah bro he totally screwed himself by not performing the mandatory response to 1 (one) incredibly powerful game winning unit
It's not like the game is unbalanced or anything. He just didn't do the thing his opponent forced him to do. If only he danced like a puppet in the protoss's arms he'd have survived long enough to get shit on by 8 reavers instead of 1

t. Leta

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literally just get a wraith and none of this would have happened
it was also an extremely unique game state at that point

based

Leta would've won that last match.
Confirmed Leta > Last.

I dont think any toss builds 8 reavers.

failed to scout the robo support bay
it wasn't a speed shuttle right?
also

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>nearly 14,000 viewers on the korean stream

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DISHONESTY

>DIS
>HON
>ESTY

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Artosis clearly the smartest BW player. He would've scouted Rain and beat him.

iirc in one of the broodwar campaign maps
The one against Aldaris I think.
He likes to send Reavers over to your base and then recall them back, like a primitive ineffective version of reaver drop.


also
>Reavers are renowned for their ability to level entire colonies in moments
I don't think that sounds very defensive

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>build order loss
pls no

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>Just barely didn't see it

LMAO

you're the only person i still rely on

gg

gg

THE ABSOLUTE STAR SYSTEM OF TERRAN

Absolutely BASED dishonesty.

Imagine being Last.
IMAGINE

When Last sees the Zealot

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remember when guemchi did that vs. flash and he wasn't in any of the 2 spots?

>he's so good

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this guy walks up and slaps your SCV on the ass
what do you do

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it's not dishonest when it's vs Last

I remember when hundreds of thousands viewed this on tv 10 years ago.

Bros, I miss him.

Very true.

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bee suit..

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I miss savior.

*sips* those were the days
i remember watching bw with random youtube commentators or just in korean watching only the gameplay in 240p

>missing match fixers

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What makes me truly sad is that jaedong probably won't make it out of the group now. Last should have won, that way JD could bop rain in the final game.

Fuck protoss

So, will Dong finally retire if he gets eliminated by Stork? Will this be his last set of games?

jaedong will beat Last and save us from the Protoss only future

Interesting to see how a protoss of rain's caliber is gonna deal with tesagi.

>Anyone losing to Stork

imagine

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Tournaments literally pay off Flash so he won't compete.

>Cripple JD beating onyone
LUL

Is the Dong so bad right now that he can't even collect his free state appointed dishonest win vs protoss?

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Any win against protoss is honest
fuck protard scum

t. Last

The advance in Streaming tech shcoked me. I didn't follow streaming too much after 2010 to 2015. I was used to watching these 30fps, 640x480 heavily compressed streams, to suddenly 1920x1080p at 60fps.

I have no idea what changed or how, but I like it.

You could literally stand up from your chair, walk over to the t*ss player, unzip your pants, and rub your dick on his face, distracting him long enough so you can hit Alt-F4 on his keyboard, and it would be an honest win. The very act of being a Pr*t*ss is dishonest. Their very existence is dishonesty. They must be eliminated by any means necessary.

Twitch happened

Yeah, I get that. But what's the underlying tech upgrades? Is it just better compression? All sites, including twitch made streaming way easier.

>finally some recaps

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Kespa and Gom just didn't give a fuck because they had a monopoly on the streaming rights. As soon as Kespa and Gom disappeared, Afreeca and Twitch stepped in with full 1080/60 streams services.

QUICK, who wins this series: Jaedong or Stork?

thanks to sc2 and league esports(and the players themselves being popular and streaming regularly)people started investing into the infrastructure and once money started being poured into it,the tech rapidly advanced.Before 2010 very few westerners cared about streaming(or watching games at all)

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Stork 100%

I predicted Stork earlier in the thread, but I also said Last and we saw how that turned out

JD will go 2-0 then his wrists will explode and he'll get reverse swept.

Gom was the fucking worst. It was like they were actively trying to prevent people from watching GSL.

more like

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COMMANDER IN CHIEF

They weren't getting any money from a couple thousand westerners anyway,they just cared about the korean viewers

stork? more like pork

>stork? more like pork

I was thinking of a good fat joke.

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incontrol did his part to prevent people watching it

They weren't getting any money because they were streaming in 240p exclusively through their own shitty player and you could only access the stream through a specific page on their website in Korea.
And they still regularly got 50k+ viewers despite all that.
If they had been streaming it on twitch at the time they would have been raking in tons of money just from advertising. But they didn't, because they were retarded.

>JD vs Stork
is it 2009 again?

>Having to subscribe to get anything above 360/480
Heh, those were the days.

Gogogo JD

There was a paid stream with higher quality

they did that so they can hide the good streams behind a paywall,ogn did it too but they had the paywall under the twitch sub
they knew people were gonna watch anyway,there was no other choice

he just hasn't lost the baby weight yet

Rooting for the dong

Hahahhaha Brood War. They show this in nursing homes?

stream fucking up for anyone else?

nah

SNEAKY
CAPE
BOI

I hope this series goes the full 5. ZvP is always fun to watch.

MMMM SHUBBLES

Nice sloppy shuttle play

Doesn't matter, hes protoss

Is the Dong too dishonest for his own good or not dishonest enough?

>2 base for a decade
>Still win
Pr*t*ss sh*tt*rs!

He needs to go full scumbag dishonesty.

>

JD a bust

Honest to god Protoss skill prevails over fraudulent z*rg once again.

JD is falling apart...

Jaedone

gg

>Dong

OH NONONONONO

jd nooo

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bros....
how do we deal with the toss menace

Haha, is this the best ZvP-er in Korea?
What a joke.

JAEDONG TAKE MY WRISTS

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JUST

>I can't believe this! Stork wasn't a complete piece of shit. Mind BLOWN artosis!

How are you guys going to handle Jaedong's retirement after this set?

hey protoss, how come blizzard lets you have infinity psi-storms?

Hey guys, new viewer here with a quick question
Why do people play any race besides protoss?
They're clearly the best
Thanks

HE'S JUST SETTING UP FOR THE REVERSE SWEEP
THIS IS STILL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

I knew that JD was gonna lose when he didn't deal with the corsairs, they can just keep killing overlords the whole game

why are there breaks after every single game

I fucking hate gook ads

Because Terran is even better

1a 2a 3a

JD needs a quick surgery

fuck outta here faggotoss

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Protoss hasn't won either of the KSL's or the last 2 ASL's.

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>implying I play Pr*t*ss
fuck off terranigger

only because the actually good players didnt choose the easy way out and went for terran

You're embarrassing.

name one (1) good terran player

What are your guys' favourite KSL map?

NaDa (Current form)

Blue Storm

If you think any of the races are bad then you don't actually know or love the game. The game is still fun to watch because it's balanced so well and all the races are good. Keep whining, though, it just makes you look like a bitch.

Rain?????
It's always Rain v Last, and it showed today that Rain > Last, thus P > T

good person != good player

unironically collosseum

niggertoss detected

iloveoov

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Leta

god korean girls are so disgusting,literally a mask on their face

I stand corrected

Rain hasn't made it to the finals of either KSL and he hasn't reached the ASL finals since his win which was 3 seasons ago.

grack

>good
>terran
Pick one!

anyone here play starcraft

That sounds gay as fuck. No way.

Deep down the pr*t*ss player knows he is dishonest and doesn't deserve to win
They subconsciously throw out of shame before the finals

No, you misunderstand. There is shit each race can do to eachother in each matchup that is total bullshit. This is the source of the P>Z>T>P. It's not that once race is unbalanced, but say, terrans have every right to complain about protoss. Artosis knows this and he's played the game for 20 years

Jesus, the donger is making horrible mistakes.. This just looks bad

>Iloveoov was nicknamed "Bus Driver" in Korea. The Korean word for rape is "gang gan", but because the use of such a word is frowned upon in a professional setting, 'gang gan' was transformed into the word 'gwan gwang' which means 'tour' or 'to go on a trip'. The one who takes someone on a 'tour' is the 'bus driver'. This idea came right out after the match between iloveoov and Goodfriend on nostalgia, where iloveoov took Goodfriend 'on a trip' with pure wraiths while goodfriend was defending with goliath and turrets. [1]

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reminder that his wrists are clinically dead

>The absolute destroyed hatchery of JaeDONG

I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

JD lost, calling it now. DT is in main... its over

>JaeDEAD by capeboi

CAPED.COM

CAPED

So this is the power of Z*rg.
Heh.

Wow poor Jaedong. Is he just too old or what?

>eleven kills
hurts just a little bit

not like this lads, not like this

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>11 KILLS
DONG RETIREMENT IMMINENT

im in ur base killin ur drobes

its not fair bros...

gg

Really starting to see why zergs always go for hydra busts

JD pls live ;_;

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>down 2-0 to boomer Stork

Yeah, I'm thinking his wrists aren't back.

Jaedong noooooooo

you were supposed to be the chosen one

Stork dropping a DT like a baby. Fucking JD get it together.

Jaedong is just making it exciting for stork because he's so fucking old, now here comes the sweep, get ready!

I've been looking at the charts and it seems whatever shit was going on with jaedong's wrists has spread to his cerebrum. Made him into a real smoothbrain. Nothing we can do, it's a real shame. Ship him off to the military.

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Ok, this really could be his last professional game.

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54 year old Protoss man destroys 46 year old without wrists playing Zerg

colorized

I wouldn't call this a professional game tbqh

why koreans are unable to scream loudly

I need the cheese doc

End of an era here guys.

someone should bring in a vuvuzela

hurrrrr dark templar
hurrrrr sdorms

Say that to me on BGH not online see what happens

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5 pool, baby!

>5 pool
Well it was a nice run JUNDUNG

5 POOL LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

his last game ever is a 5 pool against Zerg

ZERG RUSH KEKEKE

DESPERATE DONGER

>Jaedong
>Not a scrub

>tfw 3 o'clock on normal the hunters
that shit is rough

>I maek canon :*D
Pr*t*ss is hard

why are there so many spastic cringelords in here. keep it in twitch chat thanks.

>yfw having a baby has given stork a reason to live and realise he only lives is for starcraft and he needs to regain his passion

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No thanks

>failed 5 pool
0% chance Jaedong recovers

>5 pool into 5 hatch
So very good man!

its over

fair enough

GO DONG GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Hey jaedong, how come your overlord lets you have two hydra dens?

why is jd so bad

His hands are literally duct taped to his arms because his wrists disintegrated into dust and blew away.

>only hydras
hey
he stole my build

So if Jaedong's wrists are truly fucked, do you guys think he's still able to fap somehow?

>5pool
>5hatch
>2den
>3evo

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Your build is gay

MMMMMM DROBES

those drones were blocking eachother
literal fucking crabs trying to get out

see u next week

>Archons

>dark swarm in pvz
wtf

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This is a really great game.

NOOO PLEASE I WANT TO WATCH STARCRAFT ALL DAY WITH OTHER ANONS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP MEEEE

I normally root for P in PvZ but come on Dong you can do it

fucking carnage

Jaedong is really trying to stay alive here. Man this is sad to watch. Come on Dong you can win this.

jaedongs main base drops seem really ineffective

>you flirt with other units but come back to your first love, the zergling

that is fucking poetry beause it describes zerg so well

ARCHON CREW ROLLIN OUT

Just imagine how hard Jaedong's wrists are burning right now.

WHy isn't Jaedong setting up a base in the top right?

PRESS F FOR JAEDONG'S CAREER

F

gg

le infinite storms cancer

F

What the fuck

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jaedong...

ME STORM ME GOOD

gg
RIP dong

F

gaydong lol

>you flirt with other units but come back to your first love, the zergling

that is fucking poetry because it describes zerg so well

Wow Stork played like he was young again. Jesus Christ that was a great game considering the 5 pool start.

he tried a few times
He had a hatch growing there that was destroyed.
Stork left one (1) zealot there and JD sent another drone up there which the zealot killed. Then JD gave up on that one.

Hard to believe Jaedong retired midway through the game

DARK SWARM!?
WHAT DOES THAT DO??

There was one zealot there killing his drones. Nothing he could do.

man I never realized that zerg doesn't have anything like feedback or emp to instantly destroy shield on all those archons. spawn broodling doesn't even work on archons. what bullshit

SEND JAILDONG BACK TO JAIL

shame it was a 3:0 but that was a tight fucking game. Storms are such a life support for protoss, stork just had to sit back and let JD run through the meat grinder

>Zerg crying about Storms
It's just a fact that the best race should have the best spell to fuck up Zerg.

Jaedong, please retire. You had a great career, but it hurts to watch you do this.

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Jaedong's macro is so weak.

hydras pop archons like balloons

Yeah, Irradiate is pretty good

>jaedong flunks out of the tournament 0-6
brutal

Shields are quite weak, only the +3 from upgrades, and 300 gas to get one.

archons are truly the unbalanced unit vs. zerg. forget reavers, archons are bullshit. zerg's only counter is to sucide hydras into them.

he still makes it into the tournaments so why not

Because he's getting embarrassed and BTFO. A competitor who was at the top for years does not enjoy losing this badly in group stages, not to mention doctors have told him if he keeps playing professionally he will be doing permanent damage to his wrists.

they don't. you need 5-10 hydras to kill a single archon. Also, why are the fuck is the archon's splash damage harmless to protoss units, while every other units splash hurts its own units?

lurker spines hit friendlies?

eh, lurker spines are their own category. They're not the same. I looked it up, Archons, Valks, Corsairs and Reavers only hit enemies, while Infested terrans, tanks, lurkers and spider mines hit anybody.
It's strange to think I've always known that from watching the games without actually researching it. You just get a feel for which units are going to wreck other units.

woops, lurkers should be in the former category

Because tournaments don't make you any money even if you win so he's better off just coasting on his reputation with streaming and not permanently destroying his wrists even more