This game will unlock in approximately 7 hours

Good meme. Communism is about doing what's best for everyone, I don't know how anyone can be against that.

stop

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>>>>>>>

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What is even the point of having 50 player beyond the novelty? Are there special gamemodes?
Playing the game regularly with fifty fucking people seems like a clusterfuck.

>

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>didn't even know the release date was this close

>figured I'd buy mordhau and wait
>Just bought mordhau

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>50 kids

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You're a pretty funny guy, user.

C

So is only the dlc 50+ or the whole game.

sure, but my loving family would die for being bourgeois (read: middle class) and since i wear glasses, Pol Pot 2 would think i'm smart enough to voice dissent and murder me for it
i don't really think communism would be the best for me, do you?

A rare chance of a game having online co-op with a really high cap and you're complaining about it?

Communism is a mental disorder

50 CUNNIES

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Not gonna lie. The only reason I like communism is that I would get to neet it up and get paid for it. Government taking care of everything? Sign me the fuck up.

Not really. Just wonder if the resources could have been better spent. If it has any staying power I am glad to be proven wrong.

That was the joke, dummy.

Not an argument.

Pol Pot's system was closer to State Capitalism, actually. Also, it's sad to think about, but if the death of an individual serves the community, then his death is just.

IMAGINE

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SOURCE.

I just got the game today, are there any pointers for things that might not be obvious or should I simply go in blind

Commies get the Copter

You would run out of semen pretty quickly. It's about quality, not quantity.

the death of anyone deemed an intellectual only served to suppress the community but thankfully you're too stupid to be on the chopping block as long as you hide your spectacles

not really, it's easy as fuck to 100% the game without any tips, you even get a badge that shows you where the collectibles are

It's telling that you only think of yourself when speaking of political executions. Have you considered the tranquility that comes about from a more politically unified nation?

Well alright then.

Download mods. The Steam workshop has a shitton of goodies.

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one of the best lolis this decade

That be the Shadman

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What are some good examples? Things like extra levels, quality of life, etc?

Coop with me user I also got the game today.

No, I don't fall for animuh waifu bait.

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thats a daughteru though

Doesn't matter, would still fuck

Yes

Wow I didn't even hear about this, awesome.

There's nothing particularly important, you can just browse and get whatever that catches your attention.

Personally I like the Smug badge because of pic related.

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>realize hebes/pedos on Yea Forums say cunny

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PHYSICAL BAD
VIRTUAL GOOD

What else would they say? Would it please you if they repeatedly and publicly ejaculated their desire to molest children without the use of memes?

Yes

So we getting a Yea Forums party when this goes up or what?

of course

Is more smug hat girl guaranteed?

parade of 50 lolis trampling me

Any way to pre-download the update before it comes out? I don't want to finally join in a server and find you guys already on the final mission of the DLC

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>parade of 50 lolis trampling me

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You're gonna get trampled by the owls not the kids

I don’t understand what I’m looking at

I'm afraid I don't follow. Speak like a man instead of spouting Twitter memes.

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lurk moar

no

Let's see if we can get a 50-man Yea Forums room going.

You need 7 time pieces to even access the 50 man lobbies. It's better if we coop to rush that right now

Whens the next sale? I got 20 sabed for a game, course I might spend it on booze.

Making a start on that download now.

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I find it hilarious that this picture became so well known. It was made to mock a real person's room from /lgbt/ and its very accurate. Stairs, garbage bag over the window, all of it.

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The platforming in the first DLC was crap, the trailer they showed for this one somehow looks even worse. The only interesting thing was the cat trains and that's it. What's the appeal of the new level ?

Dance party untill it's time?

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Surprising no one.

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FASTER!

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>not sure if I should play the story or mess around with Yea Forums when it comes out

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Why not both?

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how can one kid be so smug

It's genetics

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Is that allowed?

>gtx 1080 ti box
Fuck off, that’s a chad card.

Yea they showed people playing story missions in the trailer

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>doesn't eat the pizza crust

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OH NO YOU DON'T, NO SLOWING THIS PARTY!

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Hat Kid is arousing and I want to have sex with her.

I usually throw the crust away :)

>That's him officer.

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What did he mean by this?

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Mordhau or this?

TOO FAST

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revving my torrent client as we speak famalam

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So how exactly does the co op work?
Like if you have a full lobby and 49 other people are fucking around having fun and one shithead grabs a timepiece does it end the level for everyone or just the person who got it or what?

I'm CIA

>game is $35 with the base+50player dlc

Good Lord.

Those comments in that post were top tier. He got his teachers license revoked and had to end up working in retail.

But I want to play the new dlc NOW

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THEY'RE GONNA BLOW

The timepiece only counts for the one who picks it up I think. Everyone else are unaffected.

Yes please.

Cute

What a fucking retard. Serves him right.

I downloaded the game and had some controller issues initially, but it's all go now.

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and

not that kind of blow you sicko

youtube.com/watch?v=zYQ_zH3-Ofc
>00:19

Please tell me there's a pic.

funny

Well one of them has a fucking PhD so they must be doing at least alright for themselves

I don't know why setting up a controller can be such a pain in the ass with this game. If I ever want to change one button I have to go through the whole config process again because if I ever use that menu for setting buttons individually it just makes everything go haywire

Just some DS4 stuff. I tried using the native support and that went bonkers for some reason, so I just went to using an XInput wrapper.

>save file gone
>have to speedrun through the main game and seal the deal just so i'm ready when the DLC drops
Fuck

>ends up with a bigger wealth gap than capitalism
>good for everyone
Communism always ends up as a boon for the 1%. When you're the ones in charge of redistribution, no one can make YOU redistribute your own wealth

What happened to your save file?

>deleted the game after i 100% it
>tried to play trough it again when seal the deal got released but dropped it

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the reason DS4 is such aids on windows is because the controller defaults to DirectInput (an old legacy method). The only native (key-word here folks) way to fix this is by purchasing the usb wireless adaptor so it can use xinput (the modern and current standard for pc controllers). Xbone controller is the better controller for pc since it natively works on xinput, you can use it wired or wirelessly and 9 times out of 10 the prompts will match.

> people still play play this garbage super mario sunshine ripoff

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I think it might be still on my old laptop but my save didn't carry over after i installed the game on my new desktop

AND THIS-IS-TO-GO- EVEN

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It's fun.

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I thought Steam had a save cloud sync thing to help with that sort of thing, I guess it doesn't work across machines.

I mean people can just play Sunshine in Dolphin if they want to.

I'M VERY ANGERY. ANGERY HAT KID.

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>tranny flag grafitti

Sunshine is also shit. HiT devs taking inspiration from it shows they had shit taste and used that shit taste to make a shit game

>pedo tranny ninja shit

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looks like SOMEBODY got filtered by Death Wish

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base game didn't have anything like that
why would they put this shit in here?

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It’s a western game

Base game was not political at all. Zero of that bullshit. But no, they had to shoehorn it in this time
Fuck this timeline

What is this image supposed to convey?

>gotta choose which of my passport photos to use for this
This dlc will be harder than I thought

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look at grafitti in the background

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look in the background

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literally unplayable

on the contrary actually, HiT was one of my favorite games of 2017
I just don't want your shitty politics in my videogames (independent of them being /pol/-tier or SJW shit)

>3 and a half hours left

!!!!!!!!!

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I'm not a tranny so I didn't know this "flag" was a thing. What I don't understand is why the devs feel the need to score brownie points with trannies and regressives, they seemed to be doing fine before.

because trannies find there way into anything cute and wholesome, and have to infect the mental illness into everything. they're a walking disease, and even get off by us talking about them like this. they like the attention. you can't win. the devs feel pressured by it because it's all on discord, and they worm there way in

meh it's a dumb little cameo, I like this game way too much to care

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Where's the switch port

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Well yes, it doesn't affect the game at all. Just pointless virtue signalling. Similar to pressuring celebs into saying "trans rights".

I'm more interested in the furry mods

Feel like the tranny flag is exactly the kinda shit lowlifes that graffiti walls would put on there so it feels realistic

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VwV

Except this game is very, very far from realistic
It's vapid virtue signalling, or worse, the sign of a compromised development team.

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Says the devil may cringe faggot. How lame.

okay..

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The death of you serves the Yea Forums community so off yourself already.

tfw have to sleep for work, can't stay up and ride the 50-man cunny train.

Video link and timestamp, or I will assume this is fake.

Yep, it's the trannies who taint this cute and wholesome game with loli porn. Definitely the trannies.

youtu.be/Q8gPQf-MVXQ?t=1985

Until the government redirects all the resources into sending random shit into space and you are either forced into labor or starve due to the management vacuum created after every resource is put to sending shit into space destroying your economy

>everyone who isn't a tranny is automatically a pedo
impeccable logic senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8gPQf-MVXQ&t=1987s
33:05

shit, the timestamp didn't work right, it's at 33:05

>Why yes, I WILL allow a certain combination of colors spray painted on a wall as graffiti ruin my enjoyment of what otherwise would've a top tier and incredibly expansive DLC experience. Why do you ask?

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Since you seem to have trouble with reading comprehension, I'll try to put it in a way you are more familiar with.

>Tons of loli porn of Hat Kid
>Cute and wholesome game, please don't ruin!

>One tranny flag
>Game ruined

How long till dlc?!

Is the loli porn in the game now?

show me official loli porn of Hat Kid in game you absolute brainless mongoloid
don't forget a video with a time stamp

You HAVE cleared all your deathwish missions, right user?

We were talking about the community, not the game. Please try to keep up and not move the goal post, thank you.

I don't want to promote or accept a mental disorder as if it's should be normalized. The game is great and so is the DLC, but this is putting doubt in my faith to the future of said game company. If they accept this then we could see worse down the line. Next thing we'll hear is that Hat kid is trans non-binary while in a relationship with both moustache girl and bow kid.

Did the loli porn part of the community get the game changed to have loli porn in it?

Huh weird, it's almost as if one thing is societally accepted, and the other isn't. Fancy that.

I guess that's a fair argument. Hopefully this doesn't become a trend. If they make diversity hires, as someone who's been backing them from Kickstarter, I'm out.

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Define 'diversity hires'.

I agree with this user, which would make it definitely more beneficial for you to die than for you to stay alive for us. So hop to it. Remember, your death will be just!

What the fuck does this have to do with anything? You've moved the goalpost like 2 times already

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>sunshine ripoff
No, this game is actually fun

Basically anything she does in game is softcore pornographic. Especially the smug dance.

someone who is hired based solely on their skin color and/or sexual preference with very little focus on their technical skills/proficiency. This can set a sequence of events where the diversity hires outweigh the original devs leading to majority ruling being done by brainless peons who don't care about the game they're working on. Many games/companies have gone to shit strictly because of this.

I think you might just be sexually attracted to the character.

Two candidates are applying for the same position, they both have strong resumes, one is a straight white male, the other is a bisexual black female. The company hire the bisexual black female so they can brag to the media, activists, interest groups, that they are a progressive and inclusive company with a strong moral core, as opposed to an empty soulless conglomerate out to make money.

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I think you're just a pedophile

>Gonna have to wait two more hours after the update drops because of canadian internet

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>Please, for the love of god, DM me so I can get you official art instead.

Why is this so funny to me

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But how would you, someone not involved in the process of hiring people for that company ever know if a hire is a diversity hire or not?

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>People are confused that Slag has been messing around
Color me surprised

Usually it comes out after the company dissolves following a sharp decline.

>tranny flag gets put into a non-political game
gee, I wonder.

I never claimed I could, don't know where you're getting that idea. Sometimes it's explicit though, like when the BBC had an intern position open where they literally stated white people would not be considered, only ethnic minorities.

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How can you say the game is non-political? They kept in a known white nationalist celebrity as guest VA.

Still don't get why she's willing to give them up, is she really intimidated by a bunch of cats with bats?

Can't wait for new shadman porn on her.

I don't know if Jon "African Safari" Jarafi counts as "White" per se.

IMPORTANT QUESTION
Can do the multiplayer content immediately on release or do I need to have a certain number of time pieces?

>They kept in a known white nationalist celebrity as guest VA.
They got Richard Spencer in the game? Well that was unexpected.

See That guy plans on making future decisions based on 'diversity hires', hence why I'm curious how he is going to find out about it.

That's not how this works.
The government will force a job on you if you try to neet it up.

Yeah I found it weird for his character to say the 14 words meme and wave a nazi flag while doing it

You don't need to be white to be a white nationalist. See /pol/

and you don't have to be a white nationalist to quote statistics

oh cool

>child porn
lmao@this d00d

Some user said you needed 7 time pieces

This

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I don't need to quote statistics, because that was a joke.

The real point is that JonTron regurgitated white nationalist talking points when pressed on politics.

>DM me instantly so I can get you the uncropped version
What did he mean by this?

No, you dunce, that poster is saying what Jon "The Man of 14 Words" Jafari did was quote actual statistics, which isn't necessarily indicative of wanting white nationalism.

Well yeah, he quotes the statistics that benefit white nationalist viewpoints without quoting the statistics that don't. You know, just like white nationalists do. What's your fucking point here?

He was dropping spaghetti everywhere when turboautist Destiny's Child started up his rapid-fire strawmanning tactics, as he is wont to do. Jafari just made a bad call and made himself look silly, he clearly isn't a racist or white nationalist. The people he works with are plenty "diverse" and don't seem to have any problem with him.

Tell me this isn't suppose to be a tranny flag, I liked this game.

It is unfortunately
Fucking shame since the base game was completely non-political

It's almost like he was making a rough argument for something and making points in the favor of his argument. What, should he have also thrown a rough map of poverty distributions out right before the "Rich blacks do more crime than poor whites" reveal? Jon "Black Attack" Jafari doesn't need to be a white nationalist to quote statistics in service of a point.

No no no, his name is Jon "Ghetto Safari with a double-stacked nine in my Ferrari" Jafari

FUCK OFF AND TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

>more players than a typical modern mmo
nice

You've misunderstood. We all have gifts to share with the world. Mine is leadership. When the revolution comes, my job will be to decide what's in the best interest of the people, whether the people realize it or not.

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I can only hope some talented autist will make an SS13-like mod for multiplayer

WHEN?! WHEEEEEN?! I WANT NYAKUDZA NYAWW!!

What the fuck is this cursed image?

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US courts sentence blacks a lot harsher then whites, that's where that discrepensy in in statistics comes from. JonTron's rebuttal to that, by the way, was "I don't believe it.". Strong argument there.

ONE HOUR

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is that seriously a tranny flag?
someone will mod this out right?

Well what else are people supposed to play if they like 3d platformers?
What the fuck else has even come out this gen that isn't either Mario or the Spyro remakes?

>early transitioners
I actually agree with that one because fuck letting your kid ruin their puberty on a whim.

by buying the DLC you're paying for a virtual trans flag. Keep that in mind.

>wake up
>1 hour left
I'm so glad I fixed my sleeping schedule.

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How did they get in court in the first place if they didn't commit a crime? Sentencing nothing, why did they appear before a judge?

Good.

What does that have to do with politics?

Because the US police force is unfairly biased against black people as well, which is pretty well documented at this point, and I find it hilarious you'd even try to deny that.

It's a political statement just as much as having a trans flag in your game.

So the reason rich blacks commit more crimes than poor whites is because they are falsely accused and convicted at a staggering rate, is that right? I guess those trailer park meth shack towns just have no police presence at all, nobody gets arrested over there. It's all police being committed to suburbs with a black population and arresting innocents.

>thread derails into politics shitposting

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>unfairly
Despite making up 13% of the population...

No, it's that everyone commits crimes but blacks of all class get booked all the way through the system for it more frequently.

>image

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So everyone but the blacks are just getting a free pass then. That is worrying, all of this crime occurring under our very noses and simply not being prosecuted.

Should we make a new thread as soon as it comes out?

Uhh 50 cunny’s rubbing on my dick would literally make me nut to death.

no, it's just going to be overrun by the retards in the current thread.

Let it rest for a bit or else it'll just be politicsposting again. Let people lose interest and move on before you make a new one.

That is funny that you would try to boil it down to such a black and white statement.

But it broad terms it's exactly what's happening.

You're being sarcastic, but you're so close to getting to the truth there bud.

Joke's on you, I love HiT and endlessly discussing politics with /pol/tards.

Terrifying, really. I'm certain you can back up this statement with solid statistic.

I am gigglin

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I'm so glad to have a new reason to play this again.

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xth for fuck death wishes FUCK POMPOUS BIRDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lol they copystriked the entire ost on youtube, imagine being that much of a jew.

how many times did you peck and trainquility?

Communism is more like a eating disorder.

God! Imagine pressing your DICK! On that mask! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

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>He uses the emo or pink skin

So what are the chances things will go horribly wrong when we attempt 50 player online?

>non-political

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0 times but I definitely died more than a thousand times.

It's not shadman.

The DLC. I got no money or time to play atm.
a later date maybe.

i hope people could put private matchs with a password that express anger.

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That's literally how it works, you join games using a code/password

cjcj.org/uploads/cjcj/documents/Race-based_decisions.pdf

The achievements are up

slightly off-topic but what controller do you guys use?

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xbox 360

I need this

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rift and level mods , some visual mods are good.

reminds me of the little big planet community levels , people could go wild with their imagination.

aclu.org/files/assets/aclu-thewaronmarijuana-rel2.pdf

I can back it up with pages upon pages of unreported crime statistics. But if you really cared you would be searching for those yourself already instead of wasting everyone's time.

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Xbox One with a USB cable since my PC doesn't have Bluetooth

Wow sure is fucking video games in here

Switch Pro Controller

switch pro controller

ps4

Xbox One, but the left shoulder button broke recently, so I'll have to switch to the Steam controller.

>50 little girls running about
If i buy the game, will i be able to join the party right away?

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>Middle Class
>Existing
kek

Traffic violations are infractions, not crimes, they do not contribute to the statistics.
This is crime, thank you.
Please link me if you will.

I think the only instance of political humor in the base game was in the Subcon Forest time rift, there's a book labeled "Proof of Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism" and the game states "The pages are all blank", which is more of an eye-roll moment than anything.

>dindu nuffin dem muafuckin crackas b rayciss n sheit monica

...

But that's incorrect
A study found that on a case by case basis a cop was more likely to shoot a white individual they stopped than a black individual.
>B-but blacks get stopped more often per capital!
Wow gee willickers I wonder why a stop is made more often on someone wearing baggy clothes that could conceal a weapon than someone wearing tight fitting clothes that likely doesn't. For a stop you just need reasonable suspicious, not probable cause, so overhearing someone talking about drugs or seeing what might be a weapon imprint on baggy clothes is going to be justification for a stop and weapons frisk.

I just want to talk about hat kids you fucking faggots

Too bad this is Trans Flag and Jon Tron Did Nothing Wrong thread, you'll have your hat kid thread in a couple of hours.

Sorry, you're not allowed to talk about vidya on post-2016 Yea Forums, every thread needs to be at least 30% politics or else the culture warriors get upsept

maybe, but if my save data is gone and i have to beat the game again ill either cheat or just not get it

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Xbox Wan

Wait, how did it break? I just got mine a few months ago.

>dude trust me
fuck off corporate shill

I don't know, it just stopped registering half my presses. Forgot when I bought it, but it's been a couple years probably.

10 minutes lads, whats out official Yea Forums party name?

You cnow...

I thought it was still an hour and ten minutes?

cute and funny

PartyVan

shadman = boogeyman of the internet

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>seem

the multiplayer is going to be a laggy, barely playable mess

Do you know what stop and frisk is, what are the requirements to perform one, and what is allowed by the officer and individual being stopped before, during, and after?
I bet you don't commie retard.

please understand

but what matters is we'll be playing that laggy barely playable mess together

Why time is taking so long! Break some timepices to speed this wait up!

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>shadman
>boogeyman
Please, fucker hasn't even made a loli pic since AHiT dropped.

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he used to be

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I feel so ashamed
I did all the deathwish missions except the bosses besides the mafia boss

new achievements

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How much time left???

Less than a hour

use this time to collect 7 time pieces new anons.

Still another hour, last hour

It's supposed to be a new revolutionary multiplayer system written by Valve and premiered in AHIT. I'm sure it will be fine at the very least.

Who's gonna start the Yea Forums room?

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I hope workshop items work. I want to play in full first player person with you faggots

someone with a very high end pc hopefully

Please please please, I hope we can do Deathwish levels in online party

Official name is the Cute and Funny Van

hey, if we get a room with like 5 people ill join

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Oh wow! One study? Color me impressed. Time to stop vaxxing my kids.

You don't even link the one study.

>mfw seeing 50 player co op
a hat in time party vans, i see them in the near future boys

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>the great big hootenany with 50 players
>50 owls for each player
>TWO THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED OWLS

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I've never ONCE seen people discuss the actual game or gameplay in all these shill threads, it's only "Lol cute as heck loli girl xD"

shut up faggot

I give it to my dog.

BRAGGLE FRAGGLE

idk why it doesn't sync
anyway i found it on my laptop, we good

look one post above you

I own this dlc, how do I install it!? Reeeee!

>tfw kickstarter backer
WHERE'S MY FUCKING CODE

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underrated post

>one hour remaining
>one hour later
>less than one hour remaining
wut

Fun relaxing platformer in the base game.
Challenging fucking stupid COCKADOOKEY BULLSHIT BUMBLEFUCK NONSENSE in the 1st dlc.

I only eat it when I've got a garlic dip.

there was a lot of discussion when it released, it's just that nothing's left to be told

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if other people have gotten it already you should probably email them about it

Until today that is...

You collect hats like one for running about really fast, another one to explode shit and many more. You can also get workshop hats to fly around, slow time, or anything that fancies you because modding is super malleable

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do you need the dlc for the 50+ online play?...

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Yes, pay up

ye

yes my dude

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Yep. Not that i mind because i love this game

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The answer may disappoint you.

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i really hope there isn't a build-in voice chat

how much is the dlc

cute

Go look it up user

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seal final level with tiny plataforms to land and 50 people bumping and throwing each other to the cold water

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Just imagine the shitshow that would be.

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Just take a look at the top rated ones and grab whatever appeals to you.

My personal favorite's the Sonic hat because the absurd speed is fun as fuck with the game's controls.

Literally what right does a company have to look into what an employee does in their free time and fire them for it? This is almost as much of a disgrace on privacy as drug testing.

i cant find the price just fucking tell me it

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$5,99

It's in the style of 3D Mario except you make and switch between hats for access to different actions like ground pounding or throwing explosives. Not bad for what it is, pretty polished.

Also it's cute.

AAAAAAGH!!! THE WAAAAAAIT!!!! HOW LONG WILL YOU TORTURE MEEEE!!!!

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and funny

So for the Yea Forums gathering later, its tradition that we position the hat kids to form a swastika right?

>MA, GIMMIE 6 DOLLAHS

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get out of here peck neck

>Hat kids can now make snowangels on the floor
Perfect swastika

I'm jumping ship the moment someone tries to form a discord group

>Artorias
He better have Sif at his side

Of course, but when are we going to make an effort to max out a server?

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Hey buddy I think you clicked the wrong thread, the smash club is two threads down.

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washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/07/13/why-a-massive-new-study-on-police-shootings-of-whites-and-blacks-is-so-controversial/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1b1295fc9f9f
Now fuck off unless you can prove police actually discriminate to some significant degree

WHERE IS IT

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT'S KEEPING IT FROM US

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Thirty minutes

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Don't the staff hate her?

I was joking saying FFVII-R would come out before AHIT for Switch. I can't believe it could actually fucking happen. I wouldn't mind if they actually kept people updated. Announcing and releasing a new DLC whilst we wait was a little grating.

I'm not ready to get bullied by the hat kids with death wish skins

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I approve

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Walrus captain...had a hard life

imgur.com/a/fT8ytkF

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Bikini mod when bros?
I need it already where's the lewd costumes??

I bet you don't even have the shadow puppet skin you fucking loser

>He doesn't have snatcher kid

What a faggot

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Well the main villain is tranny. It's up to hat kid to stop their evil plans and put an end to trannies ok.

Stop this vile bulling RIGHT NAW!

I bet he doesn't even have the ribbon or cardboard, the absolute loser

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>/pol/

Why does hat kid wear the hat? If I pull that off will she die?

Maybe.

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>there's a bult-in voice chat
>it's an all channel and not proximity

is that fucking Okage: shadow king in the background?

>tfw I bought this game forever ago and only played the first world
>watch the trailer and seeing 50 hat girls running around on a level looks amazing
>buy it immediately

WHEN

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oh cool this should filter the retards from playing the game
wont have to put up with kids who still think edgy memes are funny and shit

It will be very cute.

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Wait how did he know how to tell it was porn

it's the snatcher you fool

...

People probable send him the uncropped picture every day because this is the internet, genius

Witch outfit is great.

>50 players in unreal engine 3
this is going to hurt

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their pretty hip and with the times
they probably saw it a million times looking through hat in time hash tags on twitter with people posting it around

they've probably seen a lot of lewds of their poor innocent creation

Keyboard/mouse chad here

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youtu.be/GDxS8oK6hCc
why is the soundtrack so good

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Interesting.

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with the recent sale I got the game + both DLCs for like £17. if that's not good value I don't know what is

The first time I saw this I thought the normal little guy on the stairs was his little brother until I saw the facial hair.

That's not how communism works.
>not eating the food

15 FUCKING MINUTES LEFT

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HOW LONG?!

IT'S UP

the same fucker who did mother 4 ost

Bikini outfit mod when?
I'll take any vaguely lewd outfit at this point to be honest I've been waiting forever
But my ideal is thicc hat kid like in the shad drawing
I'm too retarded to make it myself please
Even the straight up nude costume got abandoned

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Damn this is good, the portion they used for the trailer was already memorable as fuck but I didn't think it would be this crazy

LYING FAGGOT

>tfw my game already lags to shit on an RTX 2080 when I go into the big parade death wish anytime I look at all the owls.
Fuck me aHiT is like the only game that fucks me over for bottlenecking my system with an old CPU.

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Source

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WHEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!?

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The game only runs badly for me at that part too. I don’t understand.

Fuck off Jim, we're a free country.

Because when A Hat in Time was released, uncensored versions of Shadman's crap was spread everywhere, including Yea Forums.

>mfw this was based on an actual person's room

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Are there new death wishes?

What did the original pic look like?

one, apparently

just look around you.

no, this is easy modo dlc for kiddies who complained about death wish.

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10 minutes left for REAL this time lads.
Double checkin, official Yea Forums party name?

Is there going to be text chat or will we have to communicate via morse code kisses and checking the threads?

youtube.com/watch?v=fAOn6xZy3FE
youtube.com/watch?v=2c1iSpk3u1A
youtube.com/watch?v=PFGVmo_KxU0

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official lobby name

50 cunnies

NEW THREAD for when this shit hits bump limit.

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>Use your new stickers to communicate as emotes!

He did went through a alt-light phase at the time and did hang out with Lauren Southern and Brittany Venti a couple of times though.

...

Me on the bed

release threads are not generals

>HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON MY FUCKING Yea Forums

will i need the other dlcs for this one
i just got the game a few days ago and i only have the base game

Video game threads are not allowed on Yea Forums

>4.6 GB update

Wait what

Unreal engine issue. All data is usually in one big file so if you wanna chane something you need to download the whole file every time...

I just ordered two burgers from mcdonald's and threw one out. Capitalism rules.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I don't have to have beaten the game already to play through this in multiplayer with friends right?
I want to do a blind playthrough with a buddy.

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Dunno about online but if all else fails the game does have drop-in/drop-out local co-op for 2 players.

its out and thankfully my family share works

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I dont see anyone in cuteandfunny

Check if online party is on, I'm with a handful of dorks right now

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25min to download

im almost there lads
Is the game fun?

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God I want to feed her more burgers until she has a bloated stomach.

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I was taken aback by how much this resembles the average Yea Forums user in my head

What's the lobby name?

cuteandfunny