HOLY FUCKING BASED

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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HOLY FUCKING NOT VIDEO GAMES

BASED AS FUCK GET PISSED ON JARED

phil should put a gun to his head and pull the trigger

Fucking BASED

Real question. How would you feel like if a video of you jerking off was on the front page of every website? What would you do?

ProJared and Nintendo Cucks coming out of the woodwork! Sad!

Cringe
BASED!

probably legitimately kill myself

BASED BASED BASED

>All these posts from the same region
kek, samefagging used to be an art

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HOLY FUCKING BASEDARONI WITH A SIDE OF BASED CHIPS AND BASED DIP

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How the fuck does he keep going? He is literally untouchable no matter how many times he fucks up.

damn what happend why is there a sticky what did phil do

>ProJared
Who? Is he a different eceleb you underage fucks worship?

its this directed at Dunkey ?

Laugh at it.

Sons of kojima are more cringe than phil at this point

He dabbed on everyone of his haters for the millionth time

He sent Miyazaki a pic of his cock

>newfags that don’t know who dsp is
This board is too fucking biased desu either ban every instance of e-celebs or don’t delete any because mods are just cherry picking the threads they want

you should start worrying about what other board to start shitting up with your shilling, I'd be scared too if I was you

ProJared cheated on his wife and has been getting BTFO all day on twitter

BASED

The absolute madlad

What a bitch no one likes

DSP Dabbing on jannies

Based.
DSP is a dumbass but sometimes he is based.

i dont understand

>be creator for 15+ years
>be the only one who won't get dunked on by DSP's ability to survive no matter what

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No Dunkey is a fat fuck cuck and isn't relevant.

>either ban every instance of e-celebs
So kind of like what they've been doing for years?

The only thing Dunkey is keeping under wraps is his cuckolding fetish.

>on twitter
Why is this news? Is this really the state of Yea Forums? Not just shitty twitter screencaps but now twitter drama has to get a sticky?

ProJared got busted for cheating on his wife and sexually harassing all sorts of underage teenagers (including boys, girls and trannies) on Twitter.

Tomorrow twitch suspends him and he goes full panic mode

The Darksyde of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

pretty fucking good, it's easy to turn that kind of exposure into money
DSP is fucking retarded though, most popular content creators are loaded meanwhile this guy is begging people on twitch to pay his bills

Newfags like you REALLY need to fuck off back to /r/eddit

god imagine the skeletons in this guys closet

How do we know that James and Phil aren't the same guy? Now that I think about it, have you ever seen them both in the same room?

What the fuck does that have to do with video games?

>Game grumps threads last up to hours and get archive

>be digital beggar
>literally beg for scraps to pay your massive debts
>relevance has been in a tailspin for a decade
>"h-haha im still here baby! s-still kicking!"

there is nobody more delusional than dsp

Exactly.

It is pretty funny tho

Never in my life would I have thought I'd see this moron somehow BTFO someone.
Well done Phil. You finally did something right.

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

[Verse 2]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

[Verse 3]
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

[Verse 4]
Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks

[Verse 5]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

you first r/Kappa niggy

Uh, sorry gramps, but this is the future you raised. It's just youth culture and is way more relevant than whatever dumb shit you want to discuss. This is gamer culture.

I've seen porn threads here last for hours. Doesn't mean dick.

DSP isn't an e-celeb, he is and e-GOD

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no u

bullshit e-celeb drama and twitter snipping tool jpegs is not video games

Which part is meant to be funny?

It is said that he had the power to stop those he cared about from dying

Based and not vidya

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hey everyone its ya boy LOW

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he may suck at videogames and be a sore loser when he gets rekt, but i do respect his based views on life.

>they don't know about the scat dungeon

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AVGN was literally never funny and he's a balding retard
>hurr shit pickle xD

>HOLY FUCKING BASED
Detractors on suicide watch! Tevin and the rest of them are gonna be seething like no tomorrow that Phil had the gall to laugh at a guy on the internet for doing something stupid.

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>outlived SoK
>outlived Machinima
>outlived ProJared
>dumped PandaLee and got a soulmaid
>jacked off on stream and got away with it
>got swatted and handled it gracefully with his negotiating skills
He just keeps winning

BLOB

he is way beyond the point where a sensible person would quit. he just keeps going through pure retardation.

I lived long enough to see Projared become a fag and DSP become based

what batshit insane clown world am I living in?

Sure, why the hell not

his marriage will be his downfall

the part where he ruins his life

Meh, write newspaper articles for cash about how much it hurt me. That or get a career in porn.

>I'm a complete fuck up, but I'm still around
>If you're a complete fuck up, you should quit
What's the logic here?

And you just proved how shit the mods are.
I wish they’d just completely rework and overhaul the moderation so it won’t be as shit.

Hi Jim

DSP is like AIDS
You just can't get rid of him.

KING OF Yea Forums

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The absolute state of anglosphere Yea Forums. Holy shit. I'm starting to see why people across the world is supposting Russia and even China to usurp the burger status from these animals.

Nah she'll win the lottery days before their divorce and he'll get half of it
Because that's his power. He can't be killed

Own it. Its really the only way.

Nice bait zoomer

I'd feel like I've got a very lucrative lawsuit on my hands because no such video exists

This man has a guardian angel sitting on his fucking shoulder or something.

Shutup nerd

Is it possible to learn this power?

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>newfags that don’t know who dsp is
>zoomer dipshits calling anyone else "newfags"
The fucking state of this board.

Damn I definitely have done worse things than staring at the ceiling, should I just end it all bros?

He's made of fucking teflon.

>Nnnnooooooo my SMASH thread got bumped off because of this MOOOOOODS halp pls

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appearantly dunkey and DSP is vidyagames and ProJared isn't

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Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

[Verse 2]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

[Verse 3]
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

[Verse 4]
Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks

[Verse 5]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks

Ram Ranch really rocks

fucking SLAMMED

He wasn't staring at the ceiling, he was scratching his leg

Can someone give me a quick rundown? I don't know what happened besides Jared got caught cheating and nudes leaked. How is DSP involved?

Drachenlord is still more fun to troll.

The human roach! Nothing can kill him!

what is this to the rhythm of?

Doesn't matter how shit the mods are. Eceleb cancer is not video games. The only thing shitty moderation changes is how long it takes this crap to be pruned

how can you tell?

DSP was the guy who did all the detective work and exposed him

Not from a Jared

He's not involved, just asserting dominance.

that's the guy? is it really him?

Based short bus poster!

>Can someone give me a quick rundown?
Yeah. A dedicated group of underage autists keep spamming their eceleb drama.

Dsp is laughing at him and is basically saying “you know you fucked up when dsp is laughing at you”

Also Jared got caught sending kiddies his slong

probably embarrassed, then I would go jerk off to forget about it

>eceleb with giant nose does stupid and creepy things
>this comes back to ruin his career and his penis becomes a public spectacle
What, do you need a giant neon sign in the shape of an arrow to point at the punchline here? How many excuses can one person possibly need to laugh?

Based and redpilled

lol newfag

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SALAD DODGING

kek

Yeah, he's the guy.

Alright someone spill the beans.
why has every e-celeb fuck up been discussed to death here but This one in particular is prohibited.
Just what exactly is Professional Jirard's affiliation with the mods and why are they and normal boots backing him up when they so gladly Jon under the rug when he made a much more minor fuck up

based
Back you go, sweetie :)

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Then fucking add filters like
>dsp
>angry joe (and all its nicknames like pissed Pablo)
>jontron
>ect
So if people make a thread it immediately gets deleted. It’s not that hard to fix it.

Nice self portrait haha

I don't know who any of these people are except DSP. And i only know of him cause of all the stupid threads about him now and then

hi zoomer
how much of mommy's money did you waste on your surrogate friends today?

Mods are leftists, more news at 11

Have I been blessed by /our guy/?

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surely this doesnt still work

>some random fuckstain I've never heard of does a thing
Yeah, fucking hilarious, guy. Maybe I'm just not underage enough to give a shit about your pretend internet friends.

and back you go

Careful, he'll deflect his bad luck at you with that.

Phil will outlive the heat death of the universe.
Millions of years later, when the sun's radiation gives out its bit of warmth to the last corner, you'll hear a muffled "There was nothing I could do!"

This is so fucking pathetic. Like a guy gets ducked over for cheating f, so you try and make it all about you so you can get more attention by willingly bringing to attention a disgusting fap video. This guy has no pride or integrity.

JAA DU GEILES STÜGG DOH MMH ETZALA

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>why has every e-celeb fuck up been discussed to death here but This one in particular is prohibited
All eceleb threads are pruned, fucknuts.

ABSOLUTELY BASED

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Somebody stop this madman.

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Keep posting Jared, there's no internet in prison.

Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

[Verse 2]
Hot hard buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard
Eighteen more wild cowboys out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard

[Verse 3]
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt
Like a breeding ram wanting to rut

[Verse 4]
Big hard throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
Ram Ranch, it rocks
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks

[Verse 5]
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
Eighteen naked cowboys wanting to be fucked
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks
Ram Ranch really rocks

Because it’s a safe space because mods don’t want anyone shitting on their hero projared

welcome to twitter

all me

>02:02:06
>02:02:05
>02:02:05

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Inb4 this goes full Streisand.

In fact yes

AVGN threads aren't

>he doesn't know Phil is loaded himself and makes up shit constantly because the idiots will keep supporting him for his lolcow status, desperately trying to make him Chris Chan 3.0.

Do we like DSP now?

>I'm still here and you won't be
>And good luck living with that!
is he shitting on himself?

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Exibitionism and humiliation are my link, so I'll fap even harder

>there’s game grumps threads that hit the bump limit every day

This is what happens when you allow cancer. You were ironic about this faggotry and now actual faggots like this cuck thinks He's the oldfag and that this is how it's always been.

Because muh politics > cheating on your wife with someone elses wife

>b-but smash
obsessed

>"An e-celeb cheating on his wife is not video games. Take it to Yea Forums."

Meanwhile, blatant porn threads, poorly disguised /pol/ bait, and almost every other e-celeb outside of ProJared stays alive enough to either hit the bump limit or get archived; all of which breaks rule 1.

>1. All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.

Either enforce your rules consistently or don't do it at all you cherry picking retards.

>2. Flaming/flagrant "fanboyism"/etc. will not be tolerated.
>3. Threads should not devolve into flamewars. Instigating or encouraging such activity will not be tolerated.

Yet somehow there are dozens of console warring bait threads, (most of which is just Nintendo/Sony shitflinging), that are blatantly ignored by moderation despite them being poorly disguised. God forbid I mention the Wojak edits being spammed daily.

>4. Please refrain from reposting. If possible, try to skim the board for threads pertaining to your topics/info that may have already been posted.

How the FUCK is that even a rule when EVERY DAY for the past 4 YEARS there has been endless Smash "leaks" and Smash threads? Look unto Yea Forums at literally any point in the day and you will see AT MINIMUM 5 Smash threads. And they ALWAYS entail the same shit like

>"Here's my totally legit leak guys!"
>"Post mains, see if you're based or not."
>"Here's your DLC characters bro."
>"GUYS LOOK AT THESE SWEATY NECKBEARDS PLAYING COMPETITIVE SMASH OMG!"

And that's just ONE fanbase! Didn't /vp/ get created to prevent that very problem with Pokefags?

Yeah I know I'm a whiny nigger, doesn't make what I say any less right. Yea Forums is going down the shutter because of LAZY, INCONSISTENT, and INCOMPETENT mods/jannies.

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The correct answer would be to start filming yourself jacking off to the video of you jacking off and every time it reaches the front page of every website you repeat that, only that you do it for the most recent video.

3 phones

>uh, why can't da mods stop me from being da underage cancer?? It's their fault for letting me smear wet damp fecal matters on my face!

Super Best Friends Play threads always stay up

AN
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
GOD

Based

wrong, mods pick and choose, you'd know this if you weren't a retarded newfag

>trying to make him Chris Chan 3.0.
If CWC is 1.0 who is 2.0?

Didn't same thing happen with some twitch streamer a while ago? Now nobody cares and he still makes money off streams.

>3 phones

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Stop your victim complex you utter retard. Look at the catalog, dozens of off topic shit staying since mods is busy moderating the few decent boards left.

eceleb cancer isn't video games, fuck off

based phil

Drachenlord

What is going on exactly?

Watching from the edge of the circus
For the games to begin

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>4 photoshoops running

Unironically based

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Who's the most pathetic boomer between him and maddox?

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autism

Based

Don't care lol

Apply as janny you fun hating cocklover kek

DSP is based, Maddox is a literal cuck

Welcome to Yea Forums, bro
My theory is either that every mod has a different way of interpreting the rules, hence the inconsistent moderation, or they are just too occupied banning CP, it's been a while since I've seen them
In both cases mods are incompetent

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Kek, based DSP.

Phil isn't bothered. He was like, "Oh" the camera's on.

chadsydephil

Someone redpill me on this autist. He shows up every single time Tevin does a restream and does nothing but post pic related for 4 hours or however long Tevin decides to stream.

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I wish they were merely lazy, then we could funpost in peace.
Instead they only start moderating when libtards are getting dabbed on.

Two phones and a PC.

I do the same sometimes too for the easy (you) s

a smash thread died for this post

How will jannies ever recover?

What's happening here he cummin or something?

fkn based. that's my inspiration for not bein a pussy today

People still watch some butthurt bigger mad that DSP can't die?

i live in a small town were people barely use internet or cellphones so nothing ......my life would be the same

They just don't give a shit. They delete whatever offends them and leave whatever doesn't regardless of the rules. The rules do not matter to them.

And thank God it did.

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The second cumming of DSP

Yeah, he forgot to end his stream and started jerking off on camers.

based, fuck jannies and fuck niggers

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smash is pretty gay
I love fun

first and third post i cant say but the second is all me

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Why am i gaining respect for him

Fapping.

It's not 3 phones or whatever. One of those is mine, the other two were someone else.

holy shit phil

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fuck
off

He's still a piece of shit lol

it would be fine considering I look good enough

>SOK BTFO
>KiwiFarms BTFO
>NeoGAF BTFO
>KotakuInAction BTFO
>LivestreamFail BTFO
>TheSecretLifeOfDSP BTFO
>John Rambo & Howard BTFO
>PandaLee kicked to the curb
>Has his own personal bang-maid that cleans his house and cooks
>Survives a SWATing with calm, calculated negotiation skills
>Called Tevin a "mentally ill monkey" and despite Tevin and KiwiFarm's best efforts, the "DSP IS A RACIST!!!" meme never took off on social media
>DSP's twitch donations/subs/views continue to climb

DSP literally cannot be stopped. It's fucking ridiculous. Every single thing his detractors throw at him, he just brushes it off like nothing. He's on a warpath. He's dangerous now.

Yet his detractors continue to try take him down day after day. It's pointless; DSP always wins. He's proven that. At this point I'd recommend just giving up and directing your time and effort elsewhere. Go for someone else. Setting your sights on Phil is a fool's errand at this point. You won't defeat him. You just won't.

Btw, anyone who actually hates /ourguy/ needs to leave.

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I wish black DSP would comment on this.

Screen shot this and repost it whenever jannys are retarded