Have you played his game yet Yea Forums?

Astolfo belongs to a straight man.

A lot of artist draw him as a twink

I'd go straight for Astolfo

I can only admire those illustrators' ability to fuse femininity and masculine characteristics into a pleasant and beautiful design. That stomach on Astolfo is mesmerizing.
Literally diamonds

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Do you prefer a manly or feminine Astolfa?

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too much muscle.
bulge too big
face too sharp
too gay.

best feel for a bod

Astolfo is better as an actual female.

you shall never pass
go dilate

as a straight dude i don't even need to change my sexuality, i'm already at advantage

i'm not a tranny pal, just your average cishet guy with a good taste

i just want a Astolfo girfriend

I want to fuck Astolfo, who is a cute fit dude. How does that make me a tranny?

>ywn come home to this
Why even live?

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Both.

Based

dunno lol but you tranny so kill

yes

reality doesn't deserve such perfection

but i'm sure i'll find a cute trap to become my lovely wife someday

I'd like him if he had boobs desu

would mpreg that butt right on that shoe mat area

only a straight male seed is potent enough to mpreg Astolfo

But then he'd be a girl

seething

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half of Yea Forums has boobs and aren't girls

There are plenty of actual roasties here, though.

You will never be passable

Toastie~

that's not my point though

Manly.

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This

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Who's Ned?

>Astolfo sees a girl or a non-straight dude

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a very lucky man

>Astolfo sees a straight dude

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>rider of black
What did they mean by this

that's the point

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

why would you do that?

kino is
>draw a cute boy with girly hair and mannerisms
>call it a boy

He is a Rider class servant on the Black team in the Grail War.

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Where's Meowie so the thread can die

Asleep, presumably.

I'm not gay but if Astolfa dressed like that intentionally targeted straight men to make them fuck him I'd find it hard to resist.

has meowie ever posted his face.

Is this even the actual attention whore or just people pretending to be it?
I'm pretty sure that some of the cebruzposting is just b8.

Its meowie
I met him in discord once and he is the most attention seeking degenerate I've seen in my life
He literally does all of this himself with

>I'm not gay but

what does his face look like.

im sick and tired of these fags pretending to be cutebois but they wont post face

So he's a male roastie

im not that guy, but i am gay and i want astolfo to pin me down and pound my prostate

Never shown it because he is completely self aware he looks like a dude
Yup

>ywn massage Astolfo's nuts

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This, except I'm straight.

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY'D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF DRAKE'S SQUANDERED POTENTIAL I'M STILL MAD

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This.

Lmao what a fag
As a straight dude, I'd never think of being pinned by Astolfo. Rather, I'd pin him down and then ride him until I came all over his face.

>Never shown it because he is completely self aware he looks like a dude
that's retarded
it's OK to look like a dude if you're cute
he must have a really ugly face

Or he's a tranny in denial and hates looking like a dude.

its never ok to look like a dude, user.

This.
It's not gay to fuck a trap and dominate and cum deep inside their arse or all over their face. It's manly, since you're dominating them and making them your bitch, especially in the case of Astolfa

Same, except then I switch

I don't give a shit whether it's gay or not. I just want Astolfo to fill me with his love.

He wants to be a girl and takes hormones and no one with that mentality wants to be seen with a man jaw
He might even be ugly who knows

>has to bag some ez submissive bitch boi instead of going for a challenge
>I-im manly
Cringy posts reek of insecurity right here.

Fuck, I think I may have fapped to him.
I'm disgusted with myself, having fallen into tranny's deception. I thought it was just a girly twink.

You want Astolfa to cum inside you?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
You're not a sissy are you user?

>its not gay to have sex with a man

I've watched to many scenes of stronger more dominant men completely dominating and pinning down helpless males and females and spilling their seed all over them. That shit turns me on.
The weak should fear the strong.

As I said, I don't care about whatever label you want to attribute to me. I just want Astolfo to fuck me. Also, please stop misspelling his name.

Prison sounds like your thing nigger

>Also, please stop misspelling his name.
Thank you for upholding Astolfo's honor.

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but user, you are the weak one

It's only sissy if you're lying down and taking it.
It's manly to dominate him and ride his dick.

no one can resist Astolfo

>looks and sounds like a girl
>acts like a girl
>is a really loyal friend with a big and brave heart

from a straight male perspective he's the ideal girlfriend

Haha, look at the sissy boy!
I bet you'd love to be passed around.

That's a terrible attempt at trying to make fun of me.

Based

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I'm just teasing you sissy!

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Never too late to repent
You have yourself to blame for falling for 3D trap meme
If there is a cute 3D trap or girly twink worth fapping to I can assure you that you won't see a picture of them on internet
Just be platonic homo with 2D and you're gucci

Yeah just like how communism is an ideal system but shit irl. Astolfo a shit.

I NEED
TO SUCK
A TONED
TWINK'S
COCK
RIGHT NOW

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

But that's rude, user. You should try being nice to people.

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Astolfo isn't going to kill anyone, but a lot of my potential offsprings.

who would he have sex with if he doesn't like gay men

Astolfo is straight. He wouldn't fuck you.

Wait a second
Am I gay?
Who is gay?
Why should anyone be gay?

man, i really need a trap gf

Maybe, if you stop being mean.

bisexual fags, specifically me

the answer is right here:

So he killed potential presidents and scientists.

Truly a wicked devil.

You're gay if you're male and wouldn't fuck Astolfo.
You shouldn't be gay because it's weird to not want to fuck Astolfo.

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i don't think so, thankfully. if he looks like a dude it would ruin my fantasy

but if he looks like a girl, i'm going to abduct him, lock him in the basement, put female hormones on his food and make her my woman

But Astolfo is a man.

Where is da "H"?

>tfw want to see art as art and not motivating depiction of reality so governments stop censoring games and doujins
>by same rule have to also admit 2D traps aren't gay

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Instead if being so gay post more cute asphalt pictures

if astolfo has sex with a straight man then that man isn't straight

>But Astolfo is a man.
in this particular case, does it really matter?

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>asphalt
Fucking mobileposters
I wish Astolfo wasn't from gachashit but an actual game, then we wouldn't have mobileposters in here

Yes. Having sex with a man while being a man yourself is gay. Just accept the truth already.

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i would have passional, violent sex with Astolfo and i'm straight as an arrow

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

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and that's a good thing

You won't convert me, fags.
I know I'm straight.

I can't decide, honestly. They both have their points. I guess it just depends what mood I'm in, though I probably border more towards masculine Astolfo.

i'm attracted to his female attributes and i'm on the top

it's straight as fuck brah

>thinking it was mobile misspell
nah I wrote that because it beats spelling his name

There's nothing wrong with not being straight, user.

Can't argue with them trips.

draw that arrow please

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Guys I really love asphalt sofa

>days since i last questioned my sexuality
0

Nobody's having sex with something that exists in 2d realm.

this

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You want to have sex with a man.

I would buy it fucking immediately if you made my daughter playable.

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my dick sees him as a beautiful female, the girl from my dreams

it's all that matters to keep my heterosexuality intact

Reminder, to all "straightfags"

Formulaicaly The fact that you like women and traps is enough to show you like women cause of their tits and ass(otherwise why not just go for a twink) a trap has neither of those, so you substitute albeit poorly the other feminine attributes a woman has that make up very little percentage of their overall attractiveness, to make up for it. Point is that your just settling for easy pickings because you lack social skills and the will that even a caveman has.

You're just a weak bitch. More so than the trap. Simple as.

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That image makes me uncomfortable.

How are on Earth would you know if Communism would be bad irl if you won't even give it a chance?

It's not that gay when it's an anime character. Where they all have the same face as a girl anyway.

penis in butt and he's gonna want a reach around, that's gay

Why's that?

What if I have ascended beyond any human concepts of sexuality and just want to marry and live a happy life with everything that is CUTE?

lol cope
Go fap to tomboys and then get fucked by bearded bear dudes

Drake is trying to look young so Blackbeard will finally love her

>see a smooth twink looking guy in sauna after gym
>almost get an erection
fuck you guys stop turning me gay, I want to remain straight

Seething and in denial

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Then you have truly been enlightened.

Tomboys exist.

What's a reach around?

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should have fucked his bussy bro

it's not gay if you become a trap and fuck him

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Haha yeah bro I'm straight too but I just want to fuck a guy up the bum and suck his dick bro. No homo though haha

i would reach his heart instead

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I want an astolfo gf...

Stroking his dick while you're behind him

Post more long haired, unplatted Astolfa

>gf
yikes

you are very flexible

Remember the days of boku no pico and "its not gay if balls don't touch"? Those were the simplier times. Now everything has to be judged from political perspective if a drawing makes you do stuff.

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>gf

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>he doesn't enjoy all the variety that comes with being bi-chad.
You can't see a blessing even when it hits you on the head, user. What a shame.

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you only deserve her if you want to put a ring on it

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grr why is his peepee bigger than mine

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Straights hate Bi's almost as much as the gays do. Pick a lane, punk.

what is with the flesh tooth and why does it switch sides

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Anyone have the gif of Neo from the Matrix?

what's this from?

>King Arthur becomes a cute girl
>Francis Drake becomes a cute girl
>Da Vinci becomes a cute girl
>Oda Nobunaga becomes a cute girl
>Astolfo is just incredibly gay

God I wish I was on top burying my cock in his arse while my balls slap against his thighs.

Honestly I got tired of worrying about all this garbage long ago and at this point I'm only really worried about "does my dick like this". The answer is often "Yes".

It's not sitting on the fence, it's building a door in it. Open your mind to the possibilities.

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Which one?

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astolfo should be sitting on my face

MADE FOR STRAIGHT COCK

What did she mean by this

I also enjoy all ages

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Definitely masculine, not a big fan of “draw a girl, call it a boy” kind of traps.

>God I wish he was on top burying his cock in my arse while his balls slap against my thighs.
ftfy

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It’s that exact one but he’s blocking the >girl and >she

This.

do tell me if you find out

Probably something like this.

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Traps are such a reddit/twitter fetish holy shit

>i'll never lay my head on her smooth thighs, stare at her beautiful face and think how lucky i am

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Tfw in the wagie cagie and want to jack it to astolfo doujins

Pure suffering

That one scene of him coming out of the shower, and showing off his obviously boyish chest is probably the closest we'll ever get to masculine Astolfo canon-wise.

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can boys get pregnant?

The straightest thread on the entire board.

Someone post the image, you know the one

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With enough willpower and love, yes.

Yes, and they poop babies.

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And effort, don't forget effort.

i like regular flat girl Astolfo, but when they draw him like Enji Night my dick goes diamonds in less than a sec

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What's the source?

yandex provides nothing

how would that work?

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Holy shit, source pls?

>Astolfo will never be the mother of my children
>i'll never have a cute pink-haired daughter with a snaggletooth who looks like a replica of her mom

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God you're such a whiny bitch

There's no need to be rude.

artificial womb integrated into cute boy-waifus. Then just cut it open to extract the child and you don't even need to poop it out. Perfect.

Way to ruin the doujin with shitty tentacles.

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Kyouei Mizugi de Shokushu Zeme Tolfo

stop promoting mental illness, you faggots

let me suck your cock

don't give him a choice

Being gay or delusional and also gay isn't a mental illness

>Having sex with a man while being a man yourself is gay.

It's only gay if you're recieving cock instead of giving it

You'd better leave this place or I'll touch your balls and you'll turn gay too

liking traps isn't a mental illness, it's a straight man's natural state

I will lock him in chastity and tease his nipples all the time until he learns to orgasm from it

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implying you can fit his elephant-sized cock in a chastity cage

I'm not a mentally ill faggot, user, I'm a femboy.
Look, one's an aesthetic and the other's mental sickness!

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>astolfo kills politicians just by existing
This is just making him sound better.

hahaha being this delusional, get out of your cave fucking weeb

Bisexuality is peak human evolution. Literally best of both worlds, no disadvantages.

Source? If this is trap x female I'll be very disappointed.

kek

open minded heterosexuality is peak human evolution. you like women so much, you don't even care if the person isn't an actual woman as long as they look the part

Imagine ranting to yourself in order to convince yourself that you're not a complete faggot

Make me gay..

i love bi women though and i'm straight.

Why is he in the extra universe?

>his

You don't need to imagine.
Even if they're gay, you're the faggot here.

Bi dudes are OK
Bi women are utter trash

Bisexuality being peak human evolution and making you a faggot aren't mutually exclusive

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>n-no u

as a straight man, i like bi women and i don't have problems with bisexual men, i only refuse to be lumped together with them just because i like traps

our sexuality is nothing alike, i'm sexually repulsed by anything that resembles a man, including butch lesbians

>not wanting him to do that to you
Gay

>not liking bi women
what are you, an actual faggot?

Extreme cope

Cosplay Astolfo-kun no Ochinchin

Reminder homosexuals hate futanari

Delusional

I'm bi and I only really want to date other bis. I can't understand being 100% straight, and if I were to date another guy it'd be cool to talk about what 2D girls we think are cute, like just two bros who suck each others dicks haha.

>y-you have to like degenerate, attention-whoring sluts or else ur ghey
Lay off the 'lent and close that mouth.

Turn your monitor on

Yeah haha that'd be pretty funny

"Open minded heterosexuality" is just a really shitty euphemism for bisexuality. If you don't mind fucking "feminine" dudes at least be honest to yourself, faggot. There's nothing worse than being in denial.

Oh I am a complete faggot alright, just happen to like women as well. Sorry if this is hard to comprehend for your tiny mutt brain.

>attractive trap
>easy pickings
are you fucking retarded

haha that sounds really funny haha

Astolfo is built for /ss/. Any other opinion is just wrong.

i accept your concession

i'm so hardwired to desire women, i want to fuck anything that looks like a cute one. i'm a superior breed of heterosexual

>bisexuals are gay
I guess omnivores are vegetarians?

This is PEAK male performance
I pity all who do not know such joys

>dom traps
do they exist? I sure hope they do

He looks kinda bony in that picture honestly, maybe a little more meat on the underarm. Other than that, yeah.

Haha same lol

Oh shit

I've never played this series before. Can someone tell me who the blonde in the blue swimsuit is, and who the demon horn girl is?
Thanks, buckos.

demon horn girl is elizabeth bathory

girl in blue swimsuit seems to be Arturia Pendragon but I'm not sure

Blonde in the blue swimsuit is Saber / Artoria Pendragon and the Lizard is Elizabeth Bathory

Whiffed the scent of TWO Charlemagnes and followed

Traps aren't attractive irl. Just cross dressing mentally weak dudes

Scat, Astolfo, Nero and Liz were built for straight cock

Actually im vegan thanks

>tfw bisexual and omnivore
The best of both worlds, feels good man

It's more that omnivores are meat eaters. Vegetarians are the exclusive party in that situation, the same way heterosexuals are when it comes to sexuality.
You can't be straightxedge if you do drugs occasionally.
You can't be an epic gamer if you play mobile games or are a woman.

Welcome to the internet m8, of course they exist.

omnivores eat both plant and animal matter
"epic" is a buzzord, your analogy doesn't work

>ywn be this insecure that your a beta that has to settle for man ass

Feels good mang

Liking traps is the most beta shit ever. Youre literally admitting you're not good enough for a woman

counterpoint:
women are the ones not good enough

No, it's just men are better at being women than actual women.

your perceptions are vastly skewed by media

>Welcome to the internet m8
the internet gives the impression all traps are hypersubmissive bottoms

TRUTH
The only reason you faggots are attracted to these discount women is because you know no woman would ever fuck you

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But men are superior to women, so making a man give up his superiority just to be with you and make you happy makes you the alpha of the situation.

Based

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Sounds like we found the non-epic gamer in this thread.

The only guys who say shit like this are ones who can't get any girls. Literal beta cope

Literally every women is bi

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But I like women for their asses and faces. IDGAF about boobs.

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>makes you the alpha
There's nothing remotely "alpha" about being gay. A gay man can never be an alpha, ever.

this just means youre not good enough to pull the top ones and that just proves my point further

I fap to lolis and big anime tiddies as well as traps. Come at me.

Yeah, social media, where the bi-not-bi sluts post themselves casually dry humping and kissing each other "as a joke"

I want a threesome with a woman and a twink

There are no 3D traps that can pass for a girl.

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But I like both.

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>says the man that causally jerks his friends off and kisses them as a joke.
but no homo, bro!

counterpoint:
majority thots not worth the time
sex is not the thing that keeps relationships going

Please, what's more alpha than sexually dominating other men?
To be truly alpha, you must conquer not only the women but the men as well.

There is nothing gay about jerking your friends off and swallowing their load.

Bisexual mem can't be alpha either. Only straight men can be alphas.

i have no problems admitting i'm not good enough for 9/10+ Stacies, not because of my looks, but because of my mediocre social skills. but 6/10s or 7/10s? as easy as a Pokemon game

i don't realy care if you think i'm a beta for liking traps though, i'm just glad you're not denying my unwavering heterosexuality

astolfo is a true alpha and is sexually dominating my ass. end of discussion.

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You haven't searched deep enough then, if at all. Might wanna go to /d/, they occasionally have threads specifically for it, otherwise just go to sad panda or whatever. You just need to know where to look.

He's got a game ? I thought he only had porn

Killing other men is alpha. Having sex with them is not. Gay/bi men are beta by default

What are these from? A calender?

>heterosexuality
>likes dicks
doubt.jpg

this

"men" attracted to women, traps or even twinks are beta males, real men dominate bears

delusional
women hate gay girls even more than macho stereotype dudes hate gay men
they just dont start murdering them in the middle of the street like a gorilla

Is that what your hotwife tells you when she pegs you?

What did he mean by this

Is it weird that I want Astolfo to top me? Im straight or so I thought.

>dicks
they can chop if off for all i care, but you're going to complain about the open wound, right?

i just want to look at a cute thing (i.e. female or female-like) while i put my dick inside their hole

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=74091531

you think that cause you cant tell the ones who do from girls

Yeah it's pretty weird, you sound like a porn addict

Nothing weird about that. It's only natural to want Astolfo to fuck you.

That’s what makes them so attractive. They’re just gay boys with fake tits dressing like girls, I love it

Feminine Astolfo With huge dick

It's past your bedtime little boy.

>Stop calling me a degenerate, I just want to fap to boys in skirts
zero self-awareness
nice meme, upvoted

I don't take orders from gays, thanks

How hung is (s)he?

>degenerate
implying i care about that

sorry but Astolfo is bottom only you'll have to look for someone else

You wish.

he's a vers

But that's half the fun.

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Post more Astolfo

the internet ruined me. i now get totally bored when girls dont have dicks

I wonder how this translates to real life. Anyone has had any experiences with shemale escorts, traps, feminine crossdressers, etc? How does it hold up?

I cant stop thinking about girlcock

i mean... not worse than average girls in some not so genetically fortunate parts of the world

FGO is a great game and Astolfo becomes a fantastic farmer this year. He gets his NP damage up soon, and not much longer for a 50% booster. Not to mention after the damage up, his NP is on par with Drake’s, and that’s only him at level 80
Sure, Astolfo being hit in the dick by girls are the best pics. Castration can be fun too, but not posting any of those

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>average girls
Fucking cope. He would be a 2/10 girl at the absolute most

I want to massage his dick after a mean girl kicks it.

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Even starving rural Chinese girls look better, where the fuck do you live?

what tag would that be?

Ebina

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josou seme

You will after I raped you.

Why is Astolfo so perfect?

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Boners lifting up skirts make me rock hard

Ebin

>female-like
now this is podracing
what about female-light, or action roleplay female
or first person girls, or turn based tactical womans

Ebin

brown bears or black bears?

What about Metransvania?

more of the chick on the right please

Nigger detected

Cute face, tight body, tight anus

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What about his dick though?

Astolfo is pretty overpowered in Extella Link too with his Hippogriff attacks, but it gets boring really fast.
Okay, her name is Jeanne Alter and that’s specifically her Summer Berserker version. Here’s another of her and Astolfo.

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it is
but at least you dont exclusively want to be topped
at least that doesnt lead you into wishing you had a dedicated dick only hole
or that youd have more fat in some places to make you an even more pleasurable hole for dick

i want to be a girl so bad holy fuck
im just gonna skip all the tranny shit and kill myself right away

massive

she's my favorite character in that series now

only a straight man can handle a trap the way she deserves

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tight dick

Why is she constantly kicking his balls? Doesn't she know how much that hurts?

someone post that pasta where the guy went to a tranny prostitute and was crying all day afterwards

very small and feminine

tightly locked in chastity

Don't do it. You can just be a cute boy.

Stop your roleplaying, you fucking degenerate

Astolfo is well hung, but not huge

What roleplaying?

>like a trap
>u gay now
>people draw the trap with slightly more masculine physique
>my interest and boner for the character: dead
>but somehow still like muscular/fit girls
Someone please explain me to myself.

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but you cant wear pretty girly clorthes that fit you just right

sounds like you're gay for not being attracted to cute twinks. fag!

closer than you think

you're half-gay

Don't worry, you'll learn.

Stop being hung up on what you can't be and focus on what you can be.

thanks if true

>trannies are traps
I will strangle that faggot normie who forced this meme

aaaaaaaa
boobs vagina
hips
44 magnum

i beg to differ

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What does it feel like to fuck an open wound?

it's not because you can't become a girl that you should off yourself

there's a lot to enjoy in life, imagine all the lewd Astolfo art you're going to miss if you're dead

straight guy here, because traps already have a dick as a masculine feature, having also a masculine physique turns them into a twink with a pretty face, no one likes that except fags

a /fit/ girl can afford some muscles because there are no flaws in her body, so they pull off some mass. but an overly /fit/ woman looks terrible though

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Playing it right now, started yesterday. It's so much better than first Extella

Gross for you, and not pleasurable in the slightest for them.

It's not a tranny, it's literally a fat male nerd wearing cosplay and fake plastic tits. He does it as a """""joke""""""

So it's about not overstepping a certain balance point, huh? I guess that makes some sense.

that's how god intended it

This
I being one.

dont they make it out of your penis?
why would it be trying to close itself if the outside is still the outside, sort of

Post the webm already

Man, I like hyper muscle, and even I think that looks like garbage.

I dropped Extella but it was fun to see Chars picking on Astolfo. Its cute how they act like brothers.

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I bet she is horse hung. I want her to facefuck me

every time i see an astolfo costume they never do it justice
I want to make a better one

If you want to fuck something that has a penis, you are gay. That's the end of it. Nothing wrong with that, but it is what it is.

gross

Doubt it, he’s probably so loose he needs a diaper

I've seen one (1) guy do it justice.

Based mentally ill poster

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That's a nice Kotaro in the back

Is there a mega of Astolfo images?

>one complains about moderation
>the other at least try to pass as on topic
Gee I wonder who's the most in the wrong.

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Yes, Meowie is a faggot.
I bet I look more feminine than him lmao.

Much better.

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Sneaky isn't a tranny though, he's just a regular crossdresser, you know, the kind that supposedly pull off "trap aesthetics" better than trannies according to homos

in reality, a few trannies who started taking hormones and blockers during adolescence are the closest ones to traps

exactly, one minor masculine trait (or perceived as masculine) is acceptable if the rest make up for it with, but too much breaks the balance

a woman like Kris Murrell is painful to even look at

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It's a physiological mess. Issue #1 is that your body is putting pressure into the hole and generally it can't maintain itself naturally which is why they need to force it open regularly
Issue #2 is that there's a bunch of fluid and easily damaged tissue so it can never really heal
This is bullshit and you know it

I NEED TRANNY COCK IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW

I DONT CARE IF IT MAKES ME GAY I WILL LITERALLY BREAK UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND JUST TO HAVE 20 MINUTES WITH A HOT AND HUNG TRANNY

>the other at least try to pass as on topic
I didn't know creating off topic threads and role-playing is "trying to pass as on topic". You are fucking retarded and delusional.

You are bisexual, like the indecisive queer you are.

So you haven't seen any actual traps, okay.

>me and a friend always been Fatefags, we cosplay the characters and shit
>one day friend receives Astolfo costume for free and shows me
>teases me asking if it looks nice and stuff
>after a couple weeks of this I give in and decide to tease him back
>says I'm gonna fuck his trap ass while taking my dick out, expecting him to stop cuz we are both straight
>long story short I am now bi

Have you tried hiring a prostitute yet?

The slippery slope is real. 2 years ago I would have been disgusted by traps, now Im the one dressing up as one and fantasizing about getting fucked

Why just fantasizing?

I'd fuck anything as long as it's cute.
What does that make me?
besides being a degenerate

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My nigger

because men are disgusting. I hope there's a future where real women can have penis implants or something.

>tfw no shemale mommy

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The most reasonable person in this thread.

Give me a boyfriend!

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Sounds like you're not at the end of the slippery slope yet. We'll talk again in a year or so.

You're a cutesexual.

pansexual

Why is it that them having a penis make the whole thing a lot more enticing? It's not like I want to get fucked or anything, hell I dont even have to see it, as long as I know its there. The moment I know a tranny is post OP I completely lose interest and would much rather fuck a real woman.

But that's still gay

>Trap fantasizing about getting fucked by futas
The fuck, get outta here. You're here to serve my dick, not some imaginary trans faggotry

Even a puppy?

I'm with you, did some crossdressing and stuff only to realize i'm not into guys at all. Maybe VR will save us eventually.

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Who's this goddess?

Would you eat Astolfo's love chocolate?

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Based.

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A bisexual person with preferences.

Of course I would.

Trap here. Its hilarious when guys try to act all dominant with me but the moment they find out my cock is much bigger than theirs they turn into a bitch themselves.

its kinda hot though, specially the more masculine they are

Post face and bussy otherwise you're bullshitting.

>hips clearly wider than chest / ribcage
>hips literally shaped like a woman's
>waist and navel shaped like as if a fit woman
>not even a dick
That's a genderbent astolfo

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Yikes, imagine not wanting to suck a delicious juicy hot cock!
Yes!

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H-how big?

The dick is fine, it's what it's attached to that's the problem.

Sorry femboy, but in the real world having a big cock doesn't mean anything. You're gonna get that prostate milked.

>eating cum
Nah that's gay.

>being A. brainlet
unfortunate.

Traps are gay, musclegirls are straight.

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god oh GOD I wish I was Astolfo's friend

Glad someone fixed it.

>That's a genderbent astolfo
Reminds me of that manga where a trap gets genderbent into a female but no one notices because he looks exactly the same.

nah, here's some proof from one of my omegle adventures. notice how he goes from wanting to dominate a trans girls with a nice ass to spreading his own hole

8ish inches. I know its not giant for internet standards but in real life its still huge

suuuure

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He has a game?

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>Trap here
one doesn't call themself a trap, only a straight man can bestow this honour on an individual

post face and silhouette

what mangaaaaa

Post dick so i can fap, please.

Boku Girl

Fate Extella Link and Fate Grand Order

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>im completely straight
>i think
lmao you cant make this shit up

>8ish inches
My dick got hard reading that.

Boku Girl. Very entertaining manga. Also, author knows how to draw flat, thin, smooth girly bodies.

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>that's a sexy cock yeah haha
>but if you were a guy i wouldnt
Haha

based pajeet

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>notice how he goes from wanting to dominate a trans girls with a nice ass to spreading his own hole

most people who want traps or trans girls are closeted bisexuals or even closeted trannies themselves, what is the surprise?

i'm a GAMP, a superior kind of straight men. if you're a trap you can chop your 10 incher feminine meat off, I don't give a fuck, just give me your odoriferous butt. I want to smell its female hormones-boosted fragancy, i want to lick it and i want to pound it

post bussy

I'm most likely the only real trap here lmao.

pornhub.com/users/meowiecat/videos
twitter.com/wowie_meowie

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Post pics you slut

new stuff or GTFO

chuckled

Cringe. I can imagine a 400lb fatty typing this

Our savior has arrived!

The best part is that he felt sorry for him. What a caring lad.

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Where 9s user

Absolutely based.

Post new shit already.

Soon.
Savior? I wouldn't say that...

Ok, only the lower half of my face though

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Why not?

> 1 video
What even is the point

Ha! My face is cuter.

Let me see it senpai.

Trannies are not mentally i-

I'm just me!
Please just be patient, I know it's hard...

Pretty pink mouth literally made for taking cocks.
No homo though.

>Yea Forums is supposed to be SFW now
>but lets people promote their porn website profile

I just got an stupid warning for going "off topic".
Meanwhile faggots can post shit like that and nothing happens.

You're not transparent, dumbass. Everyone knows it's you asking about yourself. You're not humble in the least either.

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Yes and you are the savior of this board.

Now your sexy body

Alrighty.

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>I know it's hard
You bet it is.

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Pic related?

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You a /fit/ poster?

>food analogies

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>"i'm a trap"
>"ha, i'm cuter"

we need pictures, my sweet hearts

and here it is

you're just jealous of my swag

i'd call myself a 6/10, maybe a 7/10 on a nice day

Nice body. Would fugg.