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>Get time travel
>Go forward in time
>Get access to teleporter technology
>now can teleport and timetravel.

I'd go into the future where inklings are real

uh time travel incorporates teleportation lol

if t0 = x1, y1, z1 and t9 = x9, y9, z9 then moving from t9 back to t0 also reverts the objects position depending on which theory of time travel your describing

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This is galaxy brain right here

Time travel allows you to do some crazy shit in some circumstances, Teleportation is fucking gay and if you used it I'm pretty sure every atom in your body would under go nuclear fusion and fucking explode.

Lets say you have the ability to "Preview" the effects of each other to prevent death/colliding with something in another time/space so you dont teleport/timetravel into a bee so it gets trapped in your lungs or into a roof, decapitating yourself;

Time Travel
Pro : You can change the past and travel to the future, rewind events and fix events to your liking, perhaps even stop time itself
Con : You're limited to your own space and ability. If you can't do anything in the past or prevent future devastation your power is ultimately limited. You're also limited to the world you're on.

Teleportation
Pro: You can be anywhere, you can warp things and other people with you, you can explore and travel within the blink of an eye without energy use.
Con : I suppose you're simply limited to your physical ability and reaction time, but you always have been.

I'd vote for Teleportation.
Time can give you the same effect, but you need to run and take a plane and do so much just to travel somewhere else.

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>Implying humanity wont fucking end before that

>teleport any time, whenever you want
vs
>have to get into a teleporter

I would assume this Splatfest is about technology rather than a super power. The kind of device you would step into with a set destination in time or space, rather than the ability to control time or space freely.

Time Travel runs the risk of erasing yourself from exi

user...?

user!!!!!!

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More like
>why are you still here? Get going.

Don't worry he just got abducted by Candleja

brown ink looks really nice

Time Travel would be great if it's more than a "HEY I CAN GO TO 1958 FOR NO REASON" and instead a "I CAN MULLIGAN A SPECIFIC EVENT UNTIL I GET THE RESULT I WANT" power that basically means you will always succeed.
Teleportation is dangerous unless some kind of ruleset is involved, do you telefrag or do you get telefragged?

Imagine being able to create the best shitpost imaginable each time because every time you fuck it up you can just go back in time to try again,

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>be hungry
>teleport to restaurant and have to pay for food
or
>time travel to last week when I had fresh pizza delivered

Did you fuck it up ironically or are you just stupid?

>perhaps even stop time itself
Time Travel is not Time Control

>Get time travel
>Go foward in time
>humanity is extinct and fish creatures have inherited the earth
>start choking on the polluted air
>weird mutant stares at me
>"woomy"
>go mad from the revelation

That guy seems to have at least a few more things than teleportation.

isn't time travel capable of teleporting anyway?

>go to place
>be late
>travel back in time
>not late anymore

>Blazing Wandering Vagrant vs Engineer with Brainstalks

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>not fucking the woomy

teleportation
time travel literally kills you
>go back in time one day or one century
>doesn't matter, because our solar system moved trillions of miles away, you'd just appear in space

the theme is probably time vs space, so you'll just rewind time rather than actually remain in the spot

Agreed. I think a better example of using teleportation in an action-y setting would be of Kuroko teleportation a bunch of glass windows through a building's support structure to collapse it, or threatening to teleport things into the internals of the criminals.

youtu.be/ZEEYe6lvtik

I'm a Dialgafag but in this case teleportation is better. What do?

>star trek reference in Splatoon

isn't time travel = teleportation?

Holy shit, did she always talk like an old lady?

I'm already traveling forward through time at a rate of one second per one second and you don't see me teleporting.

You make bold implications when it comes to time travel and clearly haven't indulged in enough material on the subject. No one in our reality truly knows how time travel works. Everything that's written or put on television are mere hypothesis. Who's to say you can't change the past and live life on that timeline? Who's to say with time travel you can't explore multiple alternate timelines? These questions are raised for teleportation as well. Can you teleport to alternate worlds? Is it possible to come across a world that gives you access to even more power?
Clearly I'm looking too into this. Lemmie dumb myself down a few notches and say time travel because I'm a selfish person.

You might be. At the most microscopic of time intervals, can you prove that you're not teleporting between positions?

Damn. It ended at the best part. Now I have to pick up an anime to see what happens next.

Don't use super powers with retarded catches, a.k.a. time travel. That thing has a load of baggage like paradoxes.

Teleportation has to deal with shit like hazardous environments and teleporting into other materials. You never see anybody account for the effects of suddenly having a mass of atmosphere suddenly occupying the same space as your body.

>teleports behind you

Teleportation kills you too.

nah they push atoms away much like how you move, the problem of course are solids

>get mask
>get gun
>time travel back to when aunt was a loli
>kidnap her
>a gun point pound her cunny and don’t even bother hiding the screams
>after I’m done the sin travel back to my own time
>rinse and repeat every time I wanna fap
SOMEBODY STOP ME!

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Teleportation is so OP its ridiculous. Easily the most versatile power. You can fly with it, you can duplicate yourself at high enough speeds, you can redirect projectiles at enemies, you can fall from the sky at terminal velocity and use you momentum for attacks. Shits broken.

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Teleportation would make me a fatass so time travel

This.

Time travel gives you way more potential to fuck everything up, but it's also way more versatile.

I mean you die when you teleport because the old you ceases to exist and a copy is created at the new location.

It could also be creating a mini worm hole or a spatial fold between two points, that way you can avoid the whole existential debate thing.

get off @channel conspiracy theorist

You just caused a paradox
If you were erased from existence you wouldnt make this post

Why does the side I prefer keep getting the shit colors

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I pick Marie

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>giving time travel literal shit colored ink
Cant wait for the scat posts

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>may be the second to last splatfest
Shits sad bros. I can't wait until Splatoon 3. Hopefully it's on Switch and I don't have to buy yet another nintendo console.

Dude, you aren't going to teleport projectile attacks unless you think you could actually react to them mentally with precision. Same for using momentum to hit someone, you would break your goddamn legs and die.

>teleport
>spawn inside a rock or boulder
>time travel
>fuck hot bitches throughout time, become God, and can make Hitler win

>you could time travel to a time where earth is on the other side of the sun, leaving you to die in space

I swear nothing besides Dr Who seems to account for this.

dr who?

That's obviously a starfleet uniform on the right. How popular is Star Trek in Japan?

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its shit
Mob is a walking contradiction and the anime acts like he isn't

Time is something that should NEVER be fucked around with.
Teleportation all day every day.

how so

>tells everyone that psychic abilities don't matter
>solves every problem with psychic abilities

This posts existance is probably reality bugging from an impossible event, user

Steins;Gate does. It's a pretty important point too.

He never says psychic abilities don't matter, he just thinks they don't make you super special and above others. He thinks of them as just another trait like being good at cooking or something.

Time travel by far.

>Can go and tell your grandpa not to drive to the supermarket that day to avoid the car accident
>Can go and work out at an early age
>Can finally get the to ask Anna out because she liked you, you just didn't know it at the time

Time travel every time.

Time travel.
I just want to see the dinosaurs, man.

>not creating stable time loops
you're new at this aren't you?

It only has paradoxes, if the world itself allows for paradoxes. If many worlds interpretation is right then stuff life grandfather paradox can't exist.

Time Stopping/Forwarding > Time Travel

>time travel 0.0001 seconds into the future
>effectively gain teleportation

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FORWARDING IS TIME TRAVEL

it's worldwide popular

he's wrong

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Depends on the limitations/drawbacks.
If we're going full "Nothing goes wrong", I'd probably go Time Travel. Go to the future and live a comfier life if we're still living as usual, and if not, I can make it my mission to make sure we do. If I'm lucky, or thorough, I can even time travel to a point where immortality was attained, and live forever.

Time travel. If I end up not liking my choice I can just go back and pick teleportation anyway.

>pick time travel
>travel back in time to before you picked
>pick teleportation
>now you have both

It took me a long time to develop socially. Id love to bring some of those skills back a few years, and id love to be able to avoid a few injuries that i absolutely did not need to sustain. If this is the version of time travel where you essentially send back knowledge and jump into your appropriate age, then hands down the time travel. I want my whole finger back.

>implying you get to pick instead of the timeline's real you
Also, picking teleportation instead of time travel at that point would mean you can't exist

All humans in existence are walking contradiction, only in writing you can have idealistic 1 dimensional consistent character, which means it isn't good writing

Teleportation.
I don't know what kind of consequences time travel can have and I ain't about to fuck with it to find out.

>teleportation
>no matter where I teleport myself my only solution to have sex is rape
time travel everyday

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it depends on what kind of rules time travel would happen were it to be possible. There's the possibility of going back in time and changing the course of history, but there's also the possibility that everything is predetermined and any time travel things you've done to 'fuck up history' were already written in stone and there's nothing you can do to change it (ie: Let's go back in time to prevent 9/11 but our very actions cause 9/11 to happen)

Who says I would need time travel to leap long periods of time? Why can't I use it to jump back just minutes to adjust situations to my favour?

retard

Teleportation, assuming it actually teleports me and doesn't just create a copy of me at a new location

> possibility
> he’s not a determinist
lol

Time Travel is fiction and confirmed to be never happening like turning invisible or shrinking/growing
Teleportation is kind of possible and is just matter of time humanity will experience it
So yeah Teleportation

Dont lie
I would use teleportation and time travel for sex
Everyone would

Yes, and that's the best part.

Time travel, imagine how many girls you could rape

>teleport to japan
>fuck lolis
>teleport back home
>teleport to pornstars houses and fuck them
>teleport to north setinal island and get everyone pregnant
>around the world there are pregnancys but no one knows who’s causing them due to babys not being born yet for dna testing
>children are also getting pregnant
>i get various world leaders pregnant
>9 months later they discover its me
>can teleport away when they try to catch me and i will teleport to the police officers wifes and get them pregnant or if its a female police officer i shit on there beds
>Teleport to space for alien pussy
>now im wanted by entire galactic federations
>get the supreme ruler of the universe pregnant
>then proceed to get all beings on all planets pregnant.

Time travel is possible, user. We are travelling through time AS WE SPEAK!

time travel it is

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But what if you used the Time Travel to see the results of all the upcoming Splatfests?

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Time travel creates cool plots, teleportation does not. Also Pearl.

>dr who vs star trek

>travel in time
>die in space

>Time travel
>Can see your mom as a cute loli, buy her sweets and watch television with her, she gives you kisses and hugs for it
>Can see your grandmother as a cute loli, buy her sweets and play outside games with her, she gives you kisses and hugs for it
>Can see your great grandmother as a cute loli, buy her sweets, give her tons of money to help the family during the depression, she gives you kisses and hugs for it

>Teleportation
>Literally useless

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That's fine. Time Travel is guaranteed to win, so it wouldn't cause any sort of paradox of time travelers trying to switch to the winning side.

>no sex
>worst dagashi girl
absolute reddit

Yuck, I'm not banging them! That would completely mess up the future.

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>time travel rape spree
>most of the cute women in the world are now either carrying your baby or raising your kid

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just become your own grandfather dude

I'm from the future and teleportation wins 2 - 1.

Surely stable time loops can't be created, by definition?

>travel back in time
>steal thing
>travel back to present

Time travel is WAAAAAY more OP if both work on "convenient" logic, because otherwise both kill you in the first time you try to use is

>teleport
>place you teleport into is already occupied by air, fuses with your cells and you die

>time travel
>basically teleportation but in other time frame
>same problem above occurs

I think they don't really know star trek

time travel ruin everything IF rules aren't set

in a logial stand point is impossible with to many paradoxes,

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Depends on how you think time travel works.

Time travel will probably be more popular because all the kids just watched the new avengers movie

But the risk is far higher though. Time travel without some form of foresight is asking for trouble especially since you have no idea if there is even an Earth in the time/place you're traveling to. After all, it's only time traveling, you can't the place you're traveling to.

Time Travel. I'm going to go back in time and convince my parents to invest heavily in specific companies that I know will do well. After that, I go back to the future and— with my new wealth— become a major shareholder in SEGA and slowly force them to stop being fucking awful with all their non-Yakuza IP.

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Time Travel so I can go back to when those suction cup covered octos weren't walking around inkopolis.

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Depends on a gorillion factors.
Time Travel:
>Do you end up in an affixed position relative to Earth or fixed position in the universe? If the latter you're dead and it's useless
>Does the instant change in conditions cause serious body issues like shock by temperature change, asphyxiation (if travelling too distant in time), etc?
>What rules apply? Can you touch your past/future self? Does changing the past affect your known timeline or create a new timeline?
Teleportation:
>Can you teleport only yourself or other things you possess like clothes, objects, etc?
>What happens if you teleport directly into a solid object like a wall? Gore pancake or just forced to slip/eject out?
>Again, will your body suffer shock from new conditions?
Probably time travel though

Time travel is scary. It never seems like it goes how you'd expect it to.
>travel back in time
>your old self is still part of the timeline and now there are two of you
>fuck, fuck, fuck I don't want to deal with this
>travel back
>you think everything is fine but now what used to be the "present" has an alternative version of you just the same
>not wanting to share the timeline with you, your "present" self turns hostile
>have to fight yourself
>he can travel in time as well

Teleportations seems safer.

Wouldn't you need both to be of any use?

WHEN'S THE PEARL VS MARINA REACHAROUND MIXUP SPLATFEST

I think time travel is pretty cool and would like to pick that, but I would feel like I was out of sync with everyone else and no longer living in my reality once I went back. Sounds kind of weird but for that reason I would pick teleportation, which has some great application in the first place.

I'd love to have another me around. We'd be good friends and rich from the lottery I used time travel to win.

You're not thinking in circles.
>travel back in time
>this had already happened
>with or without knowledge of your future self (in the past)(now present self (in the past)), you will do what he will have done back in the present (now the future from your perspective (in the past))

i want to travel five years into the future to see if im still alive

>travel five years into the future
>ask around about yourself
>WHAT THE FUCK user YOU DISAPPEARED FIVE YEARS AGO

Well yes, but then it wouldn't be any fun now, would it? It's risk vs reward. Teleportation is far safer but has far less potential, and vice versa for time traveling.

>spend 2 minutes practicing
>all complaints about teleporting itt vanish

>time travel to the distant future
>join the military and get the latest state of the art nanomachines and augmentations
>go back to the present
>go on a giant murderspree killing every single person with your active camo, energy arm cannon, teleportation, and bulletproof skin while raiding liquor stores to charge your battery with ethanol.
>go back in time to before you did the murderspree like nothing ever happened and shitpost on Yea Forums with enhanced shitposting modules

Fuck teleportation fags.

>teleport to a distant planet
>join the aliens and get literally otherworldly nanomachines and augmentations
>teleport back to Earth
>go on a giant murderspree killing every single person with your active camo, energy arm cannon, time travel, and bulletproof skin while raiding candy stores to charge your battery with glucose.
>teleport away to where no one suspects you like nothing ever happened and shitpost on Yea Forums with your enhanced shitposting modules

Fuck time travel fags.

>the official tweet is finally out
>it is superpowers, no devices
Well, I stand corrected.

>implying aliens exist
>implying people couldn't just time travel and kill your dumb ass before you go on a killing spree

Everyone who doesn't choose time travel is literally retarded.

>not time travelling back to the dawn of humanity and impregnating the people who live in the Mesopotamian River Valley
>then impregnating the Greeks and Romans
>then impregnating tons of people in every time period of history
what a fucking retard
fucking this
teleportationfags, name one story about teleportation that's actually interesting. I could name 5 about time travel off the top of my head

>travel in time
>die in space

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>time travel
>steal google and other silicon valley giants
>Become uber billionaire.

Another brainlet that can't understand a show even children could comprehend.

The entire solar system is in an arm of the galaxy, which itself moves around.
The earth is literally never in the same place.

Anyone who doesn't say time travel is fucking retarded. You can use time travel as teleportation. Go forward or backward in time, go to the location you want, then return to the present in the new location.

Ok john

Do it. It's top 5 of the decade. You can trust me because I spend too much time watching anime.

I'm picking the better ink color this time since I don't care about the topic

>time travel to 2010
>take out loans and put every penny I have into bitcoin
>sell at 20k in 2017

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Before I pick time travel, how would it work? Is it like Back to the Future where I can accidentally wipe myself from existence? Or is it Endgame logic where I can't change my present, only create alternate timelines?

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You do realize everything is constantly moving, right? Most time-traveling powers in fiction usually has a spatial component in it that prevents you from time-traveling into deep space. Just having only time-traveling power is virtually next to useless.

Why you posting worstgirl.jpg?

Determinism is a high school philosophy user.

>muh realism
Really, user? We're talking about superpowers and you're bringing in an "well ackshyually in reality it wouldn't work like that" argument?

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2015 had such silly fashion trends.

Well, in his defense, there are like twenty different time traveling defenitions in this thread which makes akyshual discussion hard.

Same. Nothing good comes from time travel. If anything any knowledge you obtain from your time travels will just be a burden on your psyche. I'm going /Jumper/

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What kind of shitter would choose teleportation

Wanna go to france or whatever? Just go back in time and get on a plane, catch up on your reading. If you have either if these you’re gonna be rich so cost doesn’t matter.

who was the splatoon user from the deleted discord thread? i couldnt reply to you in time

sissywinkles#6169

Wait so given the choice between “something we’ll have eventually” and “something you can’t have in any other way” you DON’T choose the option that gives you a monopoly on time travel? Really?

Time travelers fags you should play time hollow

Time Travel without the ability to move around in space is stupid and pointless

Yeah I'll go back to the past and then it's only a 1-5 year journey via wagon, ship with a 40% survival rate due to diseases, and then a horseback caravan through the silk trail to get to my destination. Assuming that I don't get killed by bandits or some shit. Fuck that.

but teleportation kills you off and just makes a copy of you

Would I need a spaceship when time traveling just in case I end up in space?

are we talking about a single timeline or multiple timelines?

>pick time travel
>travel back in time
>pick teleportation

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sure you can, recause the big bang

Teleportation would be fun as fuck but I could easily gain money with time travel from lottery, stocks, etc. and be set for life. Also allows me to immediately undo any mistake I make at will.
I can do finals, job interviews, and ask literally anyone out with no consequences because I can redo/undo those however many times I want.

Teleportation of course. Time Travel is bullshit, since you can't change the past.

but then where last week pizza go?

Considering the theme is essentially time vs space, arbitrarily also giving time-traveling the ability to go wherever you want kinda ruins the whole purpose of the vs.

giga based
where my mind control chads at

And then come back and find out the world had completely changed because you fucked one little event up and now you can never go back to how it was before?

Marina is a huge fukken nerd. I love her.

My man I am talking about like twelve hours

How long are your plane rides, generally?

Would I be able to teleport to different planets?

>Fuck up history in a way you don’t like
>Travel to when you were about to travel and stop yourself from traveling

There are much easier ways to kill yourself

>don't have to think about any of this shit while I pop around the world at my leisure

I guess after reading the thread Id take teleportation, but if this was time stop instead of travel then definitly that

You traveling to rome:
>Gee I wish I could gave seen this in all it’s splendor when it was still standing

So what you’re saying is I can pick time travel fix my life and then that me picks teleportation

sorry for your lots user

Endgame was about Time Travel, so I kinda wanna do that
But the best fight from Mob Psycho S2 was with the teleportation guy
>Shifty Station has teleporters and time machines littered around so you can jump around the map or show up in the same spot after a moment of disappearance

This implies your teleportation range extends to at least FUCKING MARS
that means you can be at literally any point on Earth to any given moment easily
You'd have to be a total retard to pick time travel to begin with anyway. Anybody who does inherently has no concept of the flow of time whatsoever or else they'd realize how stupid they'd have to be to tamper with it

Nah you’ve just read to much cautionary scifi. Things are equally as likely to go well as thy are to go poorly, and you can always stop yourself from fucking it up if you do. Plus who said all time travel was to the past?

>nigger is going to win again
marina was a mistake

Degenerate gremlin-lover

>time travel
>no matter where I travel to my only solution to have sex is rape
teleportation everyday

Either one will make you rich. Or just go into the future and get major reconstructive surgery

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>around the world there are pregnancys but no one knows who’s causing them due to babys not being born yet for dna testing
Are you exclusively raping deaf, dumb, and blind women after doing a check to make sure they have no home security systems and teleporting your semen away afterward?

>time travel without teleportation
Now how is that supposed to work?
If you go back in time even by just a few seconds you'll be in the depths of space.

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Position is relative user

You don't know that.

I do

>travel back in time with winning lottery numbers
>get material possessions that way
that was hard

As it should be.

>he doesn't know
Enjoy being captured by the CIA

>Participate in a lottery you did not in the original timeline
>Butterfly effect
>Those aren't the winning numbers anymore

>Steal famous artwork
>Can never show it to anyone

>Buy famous artwork
>Flex it

That’s not how the butterfly effect works, it doesn’t instantly change shit 1,000 miles away

>teleportationfags, name one story about teleportation that's actually interesting. I could name 5 about time travel off the top of my head
How many of those stories don't involve time travel fucking something up?

>travel just a few days into the future
>look up the winning lottery numbers
>go back to the present and use said numbers
Neat.

Time travel because my inking girl wants to go back in time and have sex with me

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>go back in time and stop yourself from being captured by CIA
that was hard

time travel

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The obvious pick would be teleport simply due to how useful it is almost 99% of all situations. Sadly, that probably means Pearl is going to win this one. Octo daughter best daughter.

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time travel can be used as teleportation though, it's no contest

I would only like Time Travel if it de-aged me and let me try to get into college at 18 instead of 21 like a fucking idiot

>time travel back .00001 second every .00001 seconds
>time is repeating in a set loop
>effectively stopped time
no difference

Not freely, it can't.

>21
Nigga you still a baby be happy you did it now

I’m just now getting in at 30

Clever use of time travel is no different than localized teleportation. Remember the "Press M3 to Time Travel" sequence in Titanfall 2?

Time Travel allows you to see things that no human alive today has ever seen. Teleportation lets you go places that you could go right now, and places you can't go right now you can't go because you'd fucking die.

>Teleportation has to deal with shit like hazardous environments and teleporting into other materials.
Only if you're a retard.

CHAOS CONTROL!

Also you could go back in time to fuck Hitler

time travel if it's the kind that does not allow you to change the future and no matter how much you try the universe, luck and chance will fuck you up so you can't create a paradox.
teleportation if it's the kind that creates a tunnel in the space between start and destination that you can step through and not the kind that disassemble you and reassembles you at the destination (thus killing you and creating a clone)

time travel is more versatile but also more risky and complicated. everything you do can also fuck things up.
teleportation is more simple but overall very handy to have

a tough one

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time to fling shit!

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Theoretically time travel could be teleportation since you could go somewhere then roll back time.

and the new jp splatfest is baseball related

>Splatfest coming in Japan next week at 02:00 EDT The morning of 5/11/19... its about Baseball, asking which sub-league you prefer!

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if time travel power works anything like Kronica's, then Ill take it.

Time travel lets you rape people without consequences.
Can Teleportation?

>"Which will win? the Central League or the Pacific League" will begin.

>The Central League and the Pacific League are two leagues that Japanese professional baseball has, and each league has six teams.

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Teleportation would be perfect for a hedonistic, lazy life without having to worry about timeline fuckery.

>Teleport somewhere new to eat every day for the rest of your life.
>No need to worry about traffic or airfare, ever.
>Teleport into a jewelry store 2000 miles away to steal shit without leaving a trace.
>Even if you still work, just clock out and immediately be in vacation spot for the weekend.

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Exactly

>The Nippon Professional Baseball League is celebrating its 70th Anniversary this year, and it’s partnering with Nintendo and Splatoon 2 in what’s being called the NPB eSports Series. This’ll take the form of a Splatfest, with the two sides being the Central League and Pacific League. Think along the lines of Major League Baseball’s American and National Leagues and you’ll know what’s up.

>Each Splatfest side will be representing six teams, with Pearl captaining the Central (Se) League and Marina heading the Pacific (Pa) League. New Splatfest art shows them facing off as All Stars for their leagues, with Pearlie clearly about to strike out considering Marina is still holding the ball while she’s swinging.

Until the government or a secret force catches on to you and starts actively hunting you down and taking measures against your teleporting

Japan splatfests are so weird. It feels like the majority of them are sponsored.

Only for 3rd world countries. Even then eventually the news would start to get out about a ghost that appears in random people's houses all over the world to rape them. It could get to the point where you are the most infamous serial rapist wizard-cryptid in history which for all its villainy is a dope legacy to leave behind.

The question is, if you can teleport, will it really be the same you who appears in the other location?

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If you go to sleep are you the same person when you wake up?

That show was actually pretty entertaining and had a decent premise.

But when you teleport, the original you would be destroyed, then you'll be recreated in another location. That doesn't happen when you sleep.

Teleport into the past

Long as you aren't an idiot dabbing in front of security cameras, you should be fine. I mean you can literally leave without a trace. There's no vehicle to ID, no supplies they can backtrace, no snitch in the group, you could fence your heists in one country then instantly go elsewhere so tracking the merchandise itself is useless.

>go back in time and invest everything in Google and Amazon
>win at every game in gambling
>have wealth beyond measure and now I can fly around the world in a private plane and live anywhere I want and never have to work again

If you want to argue that time travel is teleportation, then it's a shitty gimped version of it where you can only move to an anchored spot. You can either time travel to where Future You or Past You currently are, or the same spot where you're standing beyond periods you don't exist. You can't just say in the US that you time travel to Sengoku Japan because that's a totally different power. Rather than bother with that complication why not just travel at a whim? Literally everything's at your fingertips and you don't have to worry about unforeseen consequences.

Since this is magic, there is no movement, you're just there. You don't get reassembled, fug even think about it with teleporting in vidya, they generally don't load in a separate model at the new location, that's too much work when you could just instantly move the player model.

I know the game art make it look like Star Trek but I think instant transmission or something along those lines would be preferable.

Have you fucking watched Jumper

Ability to fly or super human strength?

Gross.

This'll be the second time Pearl plays baseball.

I think at least half of them all. Off the top of my head, there's this baseball one, McDonald's, Nike, TWO repeats with the ramen and those weird mushroom/bamboo shot candies. It's just a bigger push in Japan, the game is a phenomenon and companies want in on that.

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Define superhuman. Are we talking Captain America super-serum strong or something more like Hulk?

Strength.
While flying would be cool, you can't go too high up or you'll get icing.
Would also help back up my fat fucking body if I'm actually strong to complement it.

I'm tempted to go super human strength because of how autistic air traffic is, but also I already use the minimum amount of force necessary for anything.
I'd pick flight, find some way to get rich off it, then build a mansion you can only traverse through flying and imprison a cute girl at the top.

Hey, this is Electrical Beast, AKA the Jolteon of Let's Plays!

Imagine, I could do so much shit with time travel, I could help Hitler w

Teleportation without a doubt, Time Travel starts a shitload of problems
Blazblue
Fate series
Zero escape series
tons and tons of problems and plot holes and paradoxes

Lag switch vs 700 ping

Who the fuck is Candlejack? I swear you old men are a

Look at this image. If youo saw a woman's backside congratulations you're a pervert

>teleport into bank vault
>get busted because gobmint keeps track of almost every single piece of dosh in circulation

>rewind time until you win a lottery lmao or land some miracle deal with someone
>live like a king
>manage well with literally any expected or unexpected situation you encounter except fucking heart attack

There is no choice to make here.

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If we assume the teleportation is in it's most busted form (no limits, can do all the OP shit described in this thread), wouldn't time travel be in it's best, most busted form?
As in you could just ignore all the limits commonly imposed on it (ie it creates a seperate timeline as apposed to actual time travel).
They both create situations equally unexplainable by science, so why scrutinize one but not the other?

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The homestuck zodiac quiz asked this same question.

>time travel
>go back in time and fuck amazonian women

Teleportationfags don't want you to see the real way.

Time Travel. Gotta go back and save Biggie Smalls and Tupac.

I don't see any avenue for free money. Stealing jewelry means you also have to have the skill and prowess to actually sell it so you can get money, which means dealing with black markets, which means knowing how to get into one in the first place.
Time travel back in time and win the lottery, and then what? You can't put it in a bank, because banks require you to put down your SSN, which links (you) to the child or adolescent (you), who didn't buy the ticket, and it'd look super creepy if current day (you) were to be a mysterious benefactor to young (you). You also couldn't put it into stocks for a similar reason. How do you do things like make purchases if you're using money that wasn't in circulation back then?
Am I just not creative enough?

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And damn proud of it too!

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>jewelry
Seriously? Just teleport to a jewelry shop hundreds of miles away. You don't have to go full on heist mode. Swipe a couple of some gold items from a store after closing and you're good to go.

You are seriously overstimating the difficulty of doing anything for someone who can teleport. Black markets and fences arent rocket science, you could always go after the money itself with some planning. You could work for someone whithout ever having to tell them what you do exactly

Imagine going places without being constraint by money and resources like gas, food, and modes of transportation. This would give you incredible freedom. Imagine teleporting in and out of places like area 51 and getting top secret info.

You can retry seducing the same girl infinitely until you're successful

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>and places you can't go right now you can't go because you'd fucking die.

Just put a space suit on my dude, buy an oxygen tank and shit

Time travel obviously. There's way more potential

Time travel is basically a quick save option

>time travel
>do everything I want with time travel
>go back in time to when the question is asked and get teleportation

4-5 of the 5 I was thinking of (listed below). The vast majority of time travel stories aren't about that.
The Time Machine
Zero Escape, but that's debatable after ZTD
Ghost Trick
The Late Philip J Fry from Futurama
A Wrinkle in Time maybe I'm wrong, can't remember the details

you say it like that's a downside

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So if I go pay for and eat a burger, and then time travel to just before I ate the burger, what happens? Do I see the me from half an hour ago going in to get it? Is it just me but the world around me changes? Do I still have the money? Am I still full or am I hungry again since I never ate the food?

>super human strength?
Literally the least interesting super power in all of fiction.

time

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Time travel*.
Teleportation is light-speed transport. Time travel is faster-than-light transport.

*This depends on what method of time travel. Do you age in a time-bubble while traveling? How long does it take you to move through time in any particular direction relative to yourself? If it takes 5 minutes for you to travel 10 minutes in time, Teleportation's going to win it for me. If it's instantaneous time travel, time travel wins for me, because you could pretty much break reality with that ability since you don't conserve energy.

Teleporting yourself is removing your matter from the universe and placing it in to a different part of the universe, how is it lightspeed based exactly?

The universe's DM will probably hard-lock the immortality branch of the skill tree if you get time travel desu.
Though yes, time travel allows for far more good and it's much harder to catch/stop you. If you teleport something even one time and somebody sees it happen, the government's just going to kill you in your sleep.

Gotta define the limits on both. Are we talking bird-level flight, or subsonic? Supersonic? I'm going to assume that air friction doesn't harm us so we don't burn our skin off flying.
How strong? Kirby strong or Mario strong?

Haven't played Blazblue or Fate, but
>Zero Escape series
Without time travel, there'd be no ending where anyone survives, as the religious fanatic would kill off the world.

Depends on what kind of Time travel.
If it's Harry potter time travel than no, because you can't change anything, and everything that happened has always happened, so you can't barely do anything.
If it's Avengers Endgame time travel, I'll definitely choose that. You can't change anything in your main timeline, only create different timelines where you go to in, take whatever (or whoever) you want from those timelines, and leave them unaffected, or go back and change something, and live in that timeline, then go back to your main whenever.
Not to mention that time travel would inherently need some sort of teleportation property to be able to travel back or forth without being stuck in the vaccum of space because the earth always moves.

Time travel.
>find hot girl
>raep
>rewind time
>"What do you mean officer, I didn't rape anyone. I was at the shopping mall."
>mfw

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user you can literally win any lottery you want with only a 2 hour time travel gap.
Ticket sales end one hour before the drawing. Just watch the nightly news when there's a big jackpot and go back 2 hours, drive to the gas station, and buy the winning ticket. Doesn't have to be any mysterious shenanigans with you and your much younger self. It'd be you and the you that hasn't finished watching an episode of a show yet.

>time travel to get big lotto winnings
>use the money to fund sequels to games you would never get otherwise

Time travel gives you infinite attempts at fixing your mistakes and thus unprecedented insight because you can shape your future into one where you constantly succeed. If I wanted to bang that one really hot chick with a huge rack at the bar last weekend, I could have attempted several thousands of times before getting everything just right.

Teleportation doesn't give you that avenue of reassurance that time travel does. If I wanted to fuck that bar wench, I would still have to do everything myself unless I would stoop as low as to teleporting my dick into her in the middle of the night.

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So with time travel would I also be able to stop time?

Causality happens at the speed of light. If you put yourself back in the universe faster than light could reach that point, you'd be time traveling (arrived before you left). True-instant teleportation would be time travel because it'd break relativity.

Wouldn't it be more like a wormhole?(if they exist)

>Not teleporting to every CEO's home and killing them or threatening them that you'll always be but a tiny teleport away if they don't give you money
Granted I'd just kill them to sedate some weird feelings and fantasies I have if I ever had teleportation powers, but whatever

Teleportation. You can time travel with teleportation, just like a wormhole.

If I pick time can I travel to the inkling time line? And will it transform me into a squid/octo?
Inkopolis sounds alot more comfy than here.

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Yikes

Time travel is much more applicable in most situations. While Teleporting is nice and allows you into things you normally wouldn't have access to. The ability to confirm historic events, or to go into the future and confirm things to keep you out of danger is way better.

Go into the future for next lotto drawing numbers, go back and get the jackpot. Set for life. Why wouldn't you take such a thing?

>will it transform me into a squid/octo?
no but you will be somewhat popular since you are an anomaly with you being a human and all

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>Pick time travel
>Travel back a ton of years
>Genocide the first few humans
>don't have to pay rent or taxes anymore
>Profit.

Time travel to the Splatoon future and settle down with my qt woomy waifu.

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>time travel back in time
>have sex with ex gf whilst your past self dates her
>NTR yourself

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>time travel anons are all desperate for sex
Really makes you think.

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Briefly until they forget you. Inklings have no attention span

You can basically use time travel to teleport, in addition to a lot more shit. Assuming your point in space is fixed when you're time-travelling:

>teleport from A to B instantaneously
>go from A to B normally and travel back to the moment you left

You just teleported to anyone's perspective but your own. If you can travel freely through time then travel times become meaningless, you can take as long as you want to go anywhere or do anything, and then just travel backwards when you've arrived or done it. Only situation where teleportation is superior, assuming you have the kind that lets you travel freely regardless of whether you're familiar with the location or not, is that you could potentially go places you couldn't realistically get to otherwise.

why does the dude on the right look like a risk of rain character

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user, you just won the lottery. You are gong to be pestered by so many people claiming to be your relative that you wished you had never won the lottery in the first place, and we haven't even gone into the sheer amount of people trying to kidnap you.

Whatever bitch I time travel, I dare you to fucking kidnap me. You’re gonna kick down my door and have a gun pointed at your skull every fucking time.

If I won the lottery I wouldn't announce it like a retard. I'd go buy a nice house and land package away from >society and live out my days until I become a wise old man that some young adventurer seeks out due to the rumours I'll spread about myself around the world.

Depends on what state you live in. Some state requires you to reveal yourself to prevent fraud.

That's what I want you to think before the guy behind you knocks with out with a baseball bat. Afterward, I will drug you up so much that you can't even tell fantasy from reality while I contact your family for the money. When I get the money, I'll shoot you in the head and that's it.

Except the extra security I hired already got your dude, because I’m a fucking time traveler and you don’t know. Bitch you can’t win this.

>not making sure octo daughter has a comfortable life
Do you even fatherly love, bro?

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thats not how the butterfly effect works retard, most lottery is already programmed to have a determined number, that´s why is so hard to win it.
the butterfly effect is if you do something that has mayor repercutions in the future/present, the reality will change to fit the new events, creating a new timeline where the original event happend and other timeline when not

Bitch, how would you go back in time to prepare the extra security when I had knocked you out? Also, the security is also my men.

That is so not what the butterfly effect means, user.
> the phenomenon whereby a minute localized change in a complex system can have large effects elsewhere.

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same user.
so for example, if i kill hitler in the past, there are now 2 timelines when WW2 didnt happen and other when a new chain of events happened leading to a fate unknow to all of us?

Bitch, that’s not how being knocked out works, I’ve been knocked out. I feel that shit hit the back of my head and I rewind. You thought the security was yours but I paid him more and he blows your fucking brains out, you don’t get a second try. We can do this all day. You can leverage the entire might of the US armed forces against me, (to your knowledge, some random asshole who won the lottery) and as long as you not intending to instantly kill me I’ll come out on top. Or maybe I just blip back and kick your dad in the balls so hard he never has you.

You gotta either put me in a coma first try or your fucked and you don’t even know it, so your ass ain’t gonna do anything that potentially kills your meal ticket

so if you rape your aunt to death, does that changes the timeline?

The hell are you talking about? Why are you suddenly talking about multiple timelines here? You're just intentionally making things more confusing here.

if we follow the time logic in many movies and books, you have this possibilities
>because those events were avoided, you never went back in time to fix them, creating an endless loop of repeating the same actions
>you create a "baby hitler paradox", when the events was avoided but it will happen soon or later
>you didnt really time traveled, you went to a different dimension and avoided those result, you are still living in that dammed timeline but in fact, your actions created new timelines with new possibilities

>Not time-traveling and recording every bit of lost history

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>“huh, there really were 6 million”

Bitch, do you think I'm an amateur that just randomly kicks down door or something. I've studied everything I need to know before I make my move. That security is actually me and I've just shot a patsy that I've paid to kick down your door. Now that I've earned your trust, you are going to let your guard down and when you go to sleep, I make my move. From that point on, you are never going to be waking up and I had received my ransom money from your family.

because a wildly accepted theory by scientist in time travel is that instead of altering the future, you create more timelines about the effect

Which has nothing to do with Butterfly Effect. It's just minor changes in one area can cause a chain reaction to cause a major change in another. Multiple timelines is just flavor text at this point.

Oh yeah. I'll also go back before the Inklings made the mistake of letting Octoscum into their society and warn them.

Wh-what's wrong with that rufflet?

>Enjoy being captured by the CIA
Then I'll just crash his plane with no survivors.

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Guess what bitch? It’s too late! You already got shot in the fucking head, you don’t get a plan C.

Even if you did, too bad, because obviously I make regular checks on the future to see how my life will go and I already knew you betrayed me and I died. You can’t win.

That's what I'd do except you still age so you would have to be selective. Like go back to the library of alexandria or something. Not that you'd be able to read anything there.

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>time travel
>die in space because the earth has moved from where it once was

Position is relative

Unless these fuckers provide and extensive explanation as to the mechanics of the time travel power I'm takin teleportation, fuck time travel. What the fuck is supposed to happen when I go back to the past? It doesn't make any fuckin sense and I'm not riskin creating crazy paradoxes and Marty Mcflying myself. If there's no paradoxes and I can choose what timelines to jump around in (either the one i made by fucking around with stuff or the original I came from), MAYBE time travel.

I'd rather get teleportation and get a job at NASA teleporting data gathering machines to distant planets and shit, pay would probably be good.

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Just go back with a scanner or a phone or some shit.

I'd love to dress like an obnoxious cunt and take dumb fucking selfies next to real historical figures/sites, so when historians wanna reference the real pictures of these things they have to use the ones where I'm eating a banana with neon green shutter shades on and a backwards cap that says "Creampies"

>NASA
>paying well

Try Space X instead

I think there's laws in America that prohibit that sort of thing where it's actual items you buy as opposed to just characters.
Like how you can't advertise the toys for a cartoon during when said cartoon is airing.

Elon musk would make me teleport to Japan to buy anime figs, fuck that

can i just have my wishes?

I wish to be Truly immortal,no aging, no need to eat, sleep, drink, breath, do anything that is required to live, but i still can if i want to.

I wish to be Truly indestructible, nothing can hurt or destroy me, i can consent to geting surgrys, only i can kill my self when i want to and can't be tricked into it

I wish for my Waifu to manifest and spend forever with me, she can teach me how to do anything Fictional or something real, and summon any book from any Fictional universe or my universe.

All i would do is go back to the start of the human race, record everything that ever happens live a whole lot of lives then go from their. i wouldn't be a God or a king or anything just a wondering recorder

This is something I've thought about with fuckin wishes. Usually shit like genies do the 3 wishes, and genies like the aladdin one are able to grant wishes to make more genies, AKA are able to grant something omnipotent powers. Couldn't you just wish to be able to do anything and not need the other two? Is there a rule against giving people omnipotence?

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such a lewd hallway

man this candlejack reminds me of 2521 for some reas

Neither. When put in a realistic situation, they just fuck shit up so much.

>not traveling back in time to cuck your ex-gf with yourself

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>Teleportation
>Can go anywhere, chance of fucking up low, can steal whatever
>Time Travel
>Chance of doing the perfect future for yourself
>Big chance of erasing yourself in the process
>Must be on site to change events, good luck traveling otherwise

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Time-travel.
If you use it right you could essentially become god.

>time travel to the future where transportation is like instant
>go to spot to where you want to be
>go back in time to desired date
That easy.

Time travel is potentially better, but it depends a lot on the mechanics and limitations involved, especially since a lot of the more common depictions of time travel involve a significant level of spacial manipulation on top of that.

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this guy has the right idea

The first mistake a common layman makes about time travel is that the universe is affected by quantum causality on a physical level. Paradoxes can exist in the world even if your mind cannot logically comprehend them, and because it cannot comprehend making sense of it in reality you automatically assume it wouldn't work without the destruction of reality.
If you go back in time and kill your parents, you're still a physical being existing in that time and period as yourself. It's not a separate timeline except in a theoretical sense. The concept of there being "multiple timelines" is a fallacy in most people's minds; those timelines don't actually exist, they're simply a possible existence. That doesn't mean they don't exist, but in the average person's understanding of "exist" they're not a physical reality which you could be in.

There is no force of causality, the universe does not collapse on reality in the face of a paradox. The closest you could get to a paradox in reality is a loop, which could be destroyed by the front most instance of it not completing the loop for whatever reason.

It's really hard to explain it for me, but the simplest way I can is by saying if you go back and time and change something, the future will be changed. This does not mean you won't go back in time and change it, because the only thing that exists in a physical reality is the present. The "you" of the future doesn't exist, only you exist. The "you" of in the past isn't "you", and isn't physically tied to you by some unseen extension of reality. Killing yourself in the past won't kill you, and your future self will never come back in time to kill you because the you of the future doesn't exist.

Depends on the laws of time travel and if I need a machine to do it or if I can just do it on command. Time travel at its best > teleportation at its best

If there's no paradoxes, I'd take time travel.
>travel into the future so you can get the immortality pill
>can record every bit of lost history
>can get future science textbooks and bring it back to the present day
>can go to the end of mankind (or right before something important is destroyed) and steal shit there. that is, if you want to be a nigger and steal shit
>can rape someone, then go back before you raped them - no emotional trauma and you still got laid
>can go to the time when we have genetically modified catgirls and fuck pussies
>can win fucktons in the lottery, put it in the stock market, skip ahead each year and withdraw it before a crash
>can get gold in the Roman days, go to present and sell it
>can invest your fortune or give that to people who you think deserve it
>can prevent wars
>can save people's lives
>can kill Marx and Muhammad (actually this is redundant)

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