>boss snorts 30 meters of cocaine before fighting you
Boss snorts 30 meters of cocaine before fighting you
Ryan Garcia
Ryder Gomez
I know you're shitposting but that would actually get me really fucking hype to fight him. That's some quality intimidation.
Asher Jenkins
>you can poison the cocaine beforehand
Nolan Murphy
>boss touches the MC's hands without consent
Asher Murphy
It happened in Hitman Codename 47
The boss is extremely shitty
Jayden Lewis
Alpha Protocol 2 never ever, and that's a bad thing.
Ethan Robinson
who is this semen demon?
Grayson Mitchell
>boss breaks glass bottle with his head and points it at you
>boss is loading his guns when you walk into the room
>boss get's out of the bed that's full of women who had gone to heaven and back because of him and proceeds to call you a virgin
>boss is in the middle of his workout section
Ryan Garcia
>boss snorts 30 meters of cocaine before fighting you
>gets superpowers
Henry Reyes
Alpha Protocol had a boss like that. And if you fight him with a shitty build you have to run around from this fucker or else he'll chop your ass into pieces
John Fisher
>boss pulls out his 30 metre dong before fucking you
Thomas Cook
Komi-san
Gavin Taylor
I'm tired of seeing this ugly manga girl posted in this board
Brayden Morris
>boss asks you to snort coke with him
Gabriel Diaz
>boss drains minions of life in front of other minions and yourself
Ryan Peterson
t. roastie
Brody Johnson
>boss asks to cut the coke with your sword
>if you do, you have to run the next level without it because he takes it from you
Jayden Williams
>ugly
Leo Diaz
I felt a sort of weakness in the muscles around my spine, then a bit of a drop in my bowels like I'm going to have liquid shits, then it disappeared.
Henry Ramirez
>The bosses life meter is a line of coke
Ian Powell
This shit is why lootboxes need to be banned.
Ryder King
>tfw your bro takes the urinal next to you and puts a keybump up to your nose
Liam Ross
>boss asks to cut the coke with your sword
>if you do, in the next level the enemies that you cut with your sword get faster
Justin Roberts
>boss falls off a building after killing various protagonists
Adrian Hughes
Alpha Protocol is proof that a borderline unplayable piece of absolute dogshit game can be worth playing for the story.
Charles Long
>boss tells you to go check the roof
David Peterson
>boss is the friends you made along the way
Eli Gray
Fucking LISA
Anthony Cruz
>boss is smarter AND stronger than you
Eli Lewis
>Boss makes the main character realize they aren't special and things won't always go their way
Adrian Lewis
Komi sux dicks
Ryder Edwards
the sadest thing is Yea Forums is probably filled with people like him
Evan Phillips
based
Asher Kelly
>beat boss due to bullshit
>purposefully made to be a hollow victory
Brayden Ross
I don't think that's the case. People like that get ridiculed around here.
Reddit is a more probably place for him, there's most likely a nice little hugbox full of these fucks in that cursed place.
Jaxson Phillips
katana one WHEN
Xavier Parker
>OP sucks 30 meters of dick before posting
Nolan Bennett
Alpha Protocol my man
Cooper Williams
>boss talks about how he can beat your ass
>HE ACTUALLY BEATS YOUR ASS
Austin Howard
>boss snorts cocaine before fighting you
>you can spike his cocaine, so if he goes for the cocaine to power up he instead gets stunned
Jacob Richardson
ooo what else
Michael Wood
>boss doesn't pay my wage