What is Yea Forums's opinion on shortstacks in games?

>mfw no fem goblins in classic wow
my fucking dick when one of their joke emotes is about liking BDSM

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Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

God imagine being a gnome getting penetrated by a several feet long tauren cock.

>shortstacks
I fucking hate newfag Yea Forums lingo.

Obnoxious shits

It's a selling point. I will buy anything that has short stacks in it. My dick is a slave to TINNY THICCUMS. There is an unfathomable amount of CUM staining my pants running down my thigh just thinking of short stacks. I would kill my mother to lick Chromies bush for just one minute.

>matchbox bed
>rice sized toe
>ant is a giant brute
>eating subatomic particles
I don't think the sense of scale here really works.

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I love Chara!!!

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Oh man finally someone to relate to, are you 5"6 too?

Scott Lang go the fuck to sleep.

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Well actually the joke is that since you know that the universe had a beginnig right it has to have a corresponding expansion therfeore in a universeof fluctuating size therefrore the universe must eventually collapse by a reversal of some potential collapsing force ting the size back to an infintsimal singelarity so therefore that if this forrce could be having exist then made in heaven uuses gravitational time dilation to increase the sepped at twhich we approach this point of Bogdanoff

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we need more SFM with gnomes girls getting fucked, specially fucked by taurens.

this is cute

WOMANLETS GIVE BIRTH TO MANLETS

Yup.

and funny?

as a person who used to be a short order cook, hearing you call short women small stack of pancakes is very weird

Fantasy races aren't shortstacks. Goddamn, why are you idiots allowed to breathe?