GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? Sakurai went way out of his way to talk up Persona 5 before Joker's reveal, guess what other game he's talked up? That's right, it's Minecraft! The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Stop bumping threads you don't like back to page 1 for christ sake, this is why all these low effort shit bait threads always reach around 300 replies, and they're mostly only archived because they go on to fucking 4 AM
I need to start making fake discord screencaps, the boards with heavy reddit infestations fall for them hook, line and sinker because they think discord is a top secret platform used by whoever their enemy of the week is
David Davis
>shit like this exist I wish it was satire but holy fuck alot of game communities in here are on a other level of autism
Kevin White
FuturisticHub is a sociopath.
Hudson Turner
Your pathetic cult has been exposed. Keep this up, and I'll Go-Go-Gadget get the gun and blow your brains out,
>Banjo discordtrannies acting smug because they found our OLD discord server keep seething it will make it all the more glorious when you see the threads we have planned these next few days. We are still the winners here.
