ITT: Real life bosses
ITT: Real life bosses
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>boss has a security guard minion
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>so... you've come
>hacks you to pieces
str vs dex
A challenger, this should be pretty....Nice!
>nothing personal
East side boss
Vs
West side boss
what would his special move be?
>hmmm....hmmmmmm...hmmmm
this guy slaps your gf's(male) ass, what do?
LAUGH... AND GROW BLACK
I would buy a ticket to another dimension because there would be no place safe anymore in this one
>all weapon systems online
He looks like a fucking Yakuza boss
>50% health
>Throws off coat as it lands with a resounding thud
>He's much more agile now
Sikh looking outfit.
>fight all 3 at once, each one has a different moveset
>gf slaps your gf's(male) ass
>they try to taunt you but all give up as they realize what washed up hacks they are
If I light it up, will you die?
Cringe
Let's settle this
With kisses
Nice'd
I would legit love a boss like this.
>swamp level
>suddenly a health bar appears
>Honorably draw against him in final fight
>Gives up ideologically than physically
>Seeks a young ward and goes to train against you for a true deathmatch
> After credits epilogue goes super bittersweet and has him drown on the boat ride to his training.
lmao this nigga looks something out of Sekiro or smth
Water stages are all bullshit
It would be really unhealthy, ese.
he's even got his moveset on the right
Uncanny
I'll always main high-waisted Jim.
Thanks Doc.
>The enemy is impervious to physical damage
>they sent you to kill me? This is an insult
lol
I've played some RPG with a boss like this before but I can't quite remember what it was
Stop you stupid faggot.
Deacon of the weed. Has multiple copies and you have to kill the right one
3, 5, and 8 are the clear favorites.
so you've come...
>deflects and catches a chair with a single hand
That's actually impressive
>real life bosses
>posts a scteencap from Harry and the Hendersons
F
Of course all the autists find each other lol
He may be poor, but he's more free and alive than I am.
Post more animal/plant bosses please
good lord , what is the story behind this?
also
> archer assassin enters the arena
ok
>prepare my fighter... I will deal with him myself
final windows support agent
Love this video.
WHAT THE FUCK
What kind of asshat just records this instead of helping that poor doggo?
>when the boss enters its second phase
Usingz Kai Greene is cheating lol
I'm mirin hard
UN.
FUCKING.
STOPPABLE.
>boss strikes from the shadows
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>Taco Bell give him a Xbox
>he literally never used it
WHAT A FUCKING UNIT THIS MAN.
I can't even get to phase 2 because the fucking table sweep keeps one shotting me with no warning.
Why are you even bothering to post
That's a fruit bat, just toss him a slice of watermelon or something.
Stream it, you know the rules.
oh hey I've seen these lads fight before, the guy with the mask is actually pretty sick.
>level 5 goose.
are gooses such a serious threat that in some places they are categorized?
>Fortunate Son starts playing
>tfw when they feminize white men, but then start coming for your race next
very nice
>girl in pink shirt
>I SURRENDER I SURRENDER
>guy turns around
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
ornstein and smough
still closed
COME AN' GET SOME I'LL CRUSH YOU!
>Wtf???
I'm not even gay, but I'd spit lube senpai's dick just so I could watch him destroy some sloot and hear him say "nice" when he nuts.
There are actually tons of black trannies, you just can't tell because they're indistinguishable from black women.
Fucking sick
>You couldn't even finish MGSV, what makes you think you can finish me off?
The picture actually works perfectly for this thread. Save your sperging for where it makes sense, tranny.
>it's a Ornstein and Smough type boss
Nobody is safe. The fact that you thought you were safe only proves you were the dumbest in the group
>tfw won an Xbox One X from Taco Bell
>even got it before the console was officially released
>literally never even opened it
I'd ask what games to play on it but I think I know the answer to that deep down
>boss has a rage attack with invincibility
I always hate those
>Fighting akuma in sf2
>missing kid
>Scottsdale rape
>perfect storm
Pure gold
not an RPG but is this what you're thinking of?
absolutely underrated
You're obsessed with trannies, MIGA-kun. Are you sure you aren't into them?
Ahh yes, the fabled Knights of America
>How to win a battle royale
And you're the fruit
>Smiling
That jigga in the top right looks like meatwad when he was trying to prove he wasn't gay.
Nigga like dicks.
How is that lad so wide
Where even is that from
Long-Pants U'bungwe looks like a recurring comedic villain that eventually joins your side, like Balrog in Cave Story. He bursts in at various occasions to offer you some tea and accidentally fights you while he fumbles around and sprays hot water everywhere. Eventually he does manage to pour you some tea and it's a decent healing item.
>Herald of Slaanesh
Yes yes, well done Hornet, you've defeated him
HOWEVER!
its that a JoJo reference?
>your pupil witnesses your death at the hands of the dreaded water oni
>does not commit her life training to stopping water once and for all
Are women truly the worst students?
NIPSONS DID IT!
>You underestimate my skills... I'm over five hundred years old!
>tfw no comfy blacksmith bf
"I am a shadow… The true self…"
i know this doujin
I'm a little racist, and I'd still be more scared of that dude on the left than anyone else in the photo.
What's their character select theme?
look here fucker this is a duel server and I wont take to you ruining our duels with archer shittery.
This one:
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Cute boss battle
He looks goofy as fuck
Is that Khalid or whatever the fuck?
Such a faggot, and this pic just confirms it. Dude has fucking makeup in his facial hair.
I just beat Furi today all at once and this bitch was the most frustrated I ever got aside from the final boss.
rich arabs are really metrosexual. or maybe makeup is normal for men in the arab penninsula, idk
fucking kek
>Xi just has all the abilities of the minions
It starts off so strong and just falls flat with that, disappointing.
To be fair a person can be legally blind without being 100% blind.
I hate this knights of the round shit where taking them out in the wrong order is a death sentence.
literally female zucc
F
that dogs a dick, shoulda got beaten more into being a hyper beta. best way to raise a pitbull desu.
Damn, nature, you scary.
Slavemasters drooling in their graves. You could have hooked two plows to this bitch sent her through the fields.
God help the poor lil negro dude who ends up her servant husband.
I didn't know black dudes like trapping as much as white boys.
Thank you.
underappreciated joke
Was the other book a dictionary or translation book?
kek
fuck dogs
a blind person could still use a smartphone too, phones actually have accessibility modes that read out everything.
>Shoto/Terry clone
>rushdown/speed character
>pokes and spacing
>oddball Faust-style character
>zoner/mage
>puppet/Stand character
>grappler/powerhouse
>super armor/rekka mixups
has she ever blinked on camera?
Po' lil spiclet relaxed. He should have been able to read the environment and know you can't even legitimately defend yourself there without peeling some caps.
Welcome to reality bro
They deserve the GOAT theme
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and this is his boss theme
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Retarded newfags
who this? this porn?
Katamari Damacy in a nutshell
>boss becomes a love interest
>your technique is nothing but mere apery...
I'd play it and call it a kino fight on Yea Forums
Ian is more of a secondary character who helps you in the tutorials then later on becomes a playable DLC character.
>late game mobs are just palette swaps.
Cute and funny boss
>>Throws off coat as it lands with a resounding thud
>>He's much more agile now
Topkek
Wtf is wrong with the fashion industry
I'd guess that they probably just like making weird shit in between regular designs
It leveled up from killing people.
this
was expecting next level power but shit is just rehash + teleport
i felt like this was actually a video game boss i encounter before
Too much money laundering.
>it can "dissolve" into the environment and reappear on a whim
>spends most of the fight absent, with a silent BGM, then strikes you when you least expect it
>have to either predict when and where it'll appear and/or parry then counter with precise timing
Great job.
Jesus Christ.
Did he die?
He didn't come up with it, retard. That joke is constantly posted in filename threads.
god i fuckin hate this
no little timmy we call those homeless people
>perfect storm
hype as fuck
Hardest fight in the game.
based and good-album-pilled
He is your archnemesis who defeats you easily in the beginning, but he slowly becomes an ally/rival as the story progresses and you see the bigger picture.
And so what? Unlike you, I got a life, I don't hang around here all the time!!
Ur just jealous he's getting attention and you don't
Also, this is bait. Suck my cock.
Happy Piccolo day.
ok kid
There's no way that dog's flesh would stay on for too long without rotting away, imagine all the necrotic flesh sliding off that guy's face after a week or two.
Goteem
There is no fucking way this is real. The dog parts would just start rotting in a couple of days.
actually braindead
>Gangrel
>Brujah
>Malkavian
>Tremere
It burned through white males first because they're the hardest ones to feminize. After they go down, it just keeps spreading until it burns out the globe.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU, Mad Overlord of Victory
The part where he kicks the plank and breaks it is like the ultimate crystalization of chad.
>implying any of these people ever show up to work on time on the off chance that they actually go
rent seekers
>Can only be defeated through cheats
>moose knuckle on the girl on the right
>when you have to fight a literal fucking celestial body
Shit Just got Real.